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| 1 | - | At least we're not Germany LMAO |
| 1 | + | Fuck the Chiefs and fuck (Raid)niggers. Handegg > Divegrass, I swear this is totally not a reaction to being the second team eliminated. Dude trust me. |
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| 3 | Pregame: | |
| 4 | - | - Manual subs so all the medals stay in the right spots and shit. Best conditioned players. |
| 4 | + | - Start on Preset 1. |
| 5 | - | - Footedness autism: Leftmost CB should be a left footed one (Florida Man, Bald Eagle, Most American Gif) and the rightmost CB right footed (Burgers, Syria Was Asking For It, Miracle On Ice). |
| 5 | + | - Do not fuck with the starting lineup. At all. Even if everyone is purple, do not touch anything. |
| 6 | - | - Whoever the LMF is should be taking left corner kicks, whoever the RMF is should be taking right corner kicks. Nobody should be joining the attack from the start. |
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| 7 | During match: | |
| 8 | - If down by multiple goals at any point, go +1. | |
| 9 | - If trailing at halftime: switch to preset 3, sub in a third CB, go +1 if not already there. | |
| 10 | - | - If trailing at halftime: switch to preset 3, sub in Andrew Jackson for the bronze AMF, set Captain America and the central CB to join the attack, and go +1 if not already there. |
| 10 | + | - Subs at 69'. Most tired CB out for Florida Man. 77 DMF out for whichever other 77 DMF is better conditioned, if they're the same condition put in Alex Jones. If Pulisic is still shitting the bed (ie he hasn't scored a goal) sub him out for Freedom Ain't free. :DD, otherwise sub out the RMF for The Original Brexit. |
| 11 | - | - Subs at 65'. Both wingbacks (LMF/RMF) and whichever CB is most tired for the nonmedal subs. Then sub the bronze AMF out as follows: |
| 11 | + | - If trailing at sub time and the halftime preset change hasn't been done yet do it then. |
| 12 | - | - If leading at sub time: switch to preset 2, sub in a nonmedal DMF. Go to neutral mentality if not already there. |
| 12 | + | - If still trailing at 77' set Captain America and the central CB (or both CBs, if still on preset 1) to join the attack and go +2. |
| 13 | - | - If trailing or tied at sub time: switch to preset 3, sub in Andrew Jackson if he wasn't already subbed in at halftime. Go to +1 if not already there. |
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| 14 | - | - If still trailing at 80', go +2. |
| 14 | + | If the nightly somehow didn't go through just ignore all this meme shit and play the entire match on preset 3 +1. |
