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| 1 | Shoka Falori joined the room. | |
| 2 | PlayedKiki joined the room. | |
| 3 | hope127 joined the room. | |
| 4 | wef wefer joined the room. | |
| 5 | Grrlen joined the room. | |
| 6 | ultratronn joined the room. | |
| 7 | Magnus Ardial joined the room. | |
| 8 | Trevor Staysick joined the room. | |
| 9 | Sanchit joined the room. | |
| 10 | You earned an S+ on Kayle! | |
| 11 | Magnus Ardial left the room. | |
| 12 | Trevor Staysick <YYC>: gg | |
| 13 | PlayedKiki ACanS: gg | |
| 14 | hope127 left the room. | |
| 15 | ultratronn: mf | |
| 16 | wef wefer [HRG]: gg | |
| 17 | Zerg Rushe: why riot | |
| 18 | Zerg Rushe: why | |
| 19 | wef wefer [HRG]: damn S+ | |
| 20 | Zerg Rushe: why is the meta STILL | |
| 21 | Zerg Rushe: all tank and win | |
| 22 | Sanchit left the room. | |
| 23 | Zerg Rushe: tank on fucking AP | |
| 24 | Zerg Rushe: win | |
| 25 | Shoka Falori: kayle tank right | |
| 26 | ultratronn left the room. | |
| 27 | Zerg Rushe: tank on damage | |
| 28 | Zerg Rushe: win | |
| 29 | Zerg Rushe: garabage | |
| 30 | Grrlen left the room. | |
| 31 | Zerg Rushe: garbage | |
| 32 | Trevor Staysick <YYC>: kayle such a easy champ | |
| 33 | Zerg Rushe: pure garbage | |
| 34 | Shoka Falori: wow so much salt | |
| 35 | wef wefer [HRG]: we had better team comp | |
| 36 | Zerg Rushe: so brainless | |
| 37 | Trevor Staysick <YYC>: aa for days | |
| 38 | wef wefer [HRG]: for team fights | |
| 39 | Trevor Staysick <YYC>: no skill :) | |
| 40 | Zerg Rushe: yeah your ocmp | |
| 41 | PlayedKiki ACanS: keep crying guys | |
| 42 | Trevor Staysick left the room. | |
| 43 | Zerg Rushe: tank | |
| 44 | Zerg Rushe: that's it | |
| 45 | Zerg Rushe: just build tnak | |
| 46 | Zerg Rushe: tank | |
| 47 | Zerg Rushe: and you win | |
| 48 | Shoka Falori: lol I'm enjoying this | |
| 49 | Zerg Rushe: why is that a fucking thing | |
| 50 | Shoka Falori: go on | |
| 51 | PlayedKiki ACanS: oh yea because teemo need skill XD | |
| 52 | Zerg Rushe: why riot | |
| 53 | Zerg Rushe: why | |
| 54 | Zerg Rushe: god kayle | |
| 55 | Zerg Rushe: you're seriously | |
| 56 | Zerg Rushe: human garbage | |
| 57 | Zerg Rushe: the lowest of low | |
| 58 | Shoka Falori: look at MF's build... so much AS.. why? for auto-attacking, right? | |
| 59 | Zerg Rushe: I would pay money | |
| 60 | Shoka Falori: and she calls me garbage | |
| 61 | PlayedKiki left the room. | |
| 62 | wef wefer [HRG]: why are you so damn angry? | |
| 63 | Zerg Rushe: to see you bleeding out in a ditch | |
| 64 | Zerg Rushe: what an absolute joke | |
| 65 | Zerg Rushe: riot | |
| 66 | Zerg Rushe: oh yeah | |
| 67 | Zerg Rushe: we SWEAR | |
| 68 | Zerg Rushe: it's balanced | |
| 69 | Zerg Rushe: we PROMISE | |
| 70 | Zerg Rushe: yeah | |
| 71 | Zerg Rushe: right | |
| 72 | Shoka Falori: go on...i'm listening :D | |
| 73 | Zerg Rushe: good | |
| 74 | Zerg Rushe: keep listening | |
| 75 | wef wefer [HRG]: jhin is not mid | |
| 76 | wef wefer [HRG]: teemo is garbage | |
| 77 | wef wefer [HRG]: what else do you want? | |
| 78 | Zerg Rushe: oh wait | |
| 79 | Zerg Rushe: build | |
| 80 | Zerg Rushe: tank? | |
| 81 | Zerg Rushe: is that... iks that all you do? | |
| 82 | Zerg Rushe: just... build tank? | |
| 83 | Zerg Rushe: no way | |
| 84 | Zerg Rushe: THAT'S IT | |
| 85 | Zerg Rushe: just build tank! | |
| 86 | Zerg Rushe: you win! | |
| 87 | Zerg Rushe: tank on kayle | |
| 88 | Zerg Rushe: gg | |
| 89 | Zerg Rushe: let's ese | |
| 90 | Shoka Falori: you also build tank then if it's that easy, babya? | |
| 91 | Zerg Rushe: let's look at kayle | |
| 92 | Zerg Rushe: two ap items | |
| 93 | wef wefer [HRG]: she only has 1 defensive item wtf are u talking about | |
| 94 | Zerg Rushe: and dead | |
| 95 | Shoka Falori: ikr | |
| 96 | Zerg Rushe: yeah exactly | |
| 97 | Zerg Rushe: it's garbage | |
| 98 | Zerg Rushe: put one iota of health on kayle | |
| 99 | wef wefer [HRG]: you have not a single defensive item | |
| 100 | Shoka Falori: look MF... listen to me for a minute | |
| 101 | Zerg Rushe: and she already lives for fucking ever | |
| 102 | Zerg Rushe: no no no | |
| 103 | Zerg Rushe: you said you were listening | |
| 104 | Zerg Rushe: so | |
| 105 | wef wefer [HRG]: xd | |
| 106 | Zerg Rushe: continue listening | |
| 107 | wef wefer [HRG]: hahaha | |
| 108 | Zerg Rushe: aand then theres fucking cait | |
| 109 | wef wefer [HRG]: this is so entertaining | |
| 110 | Zerg Rushe: with that huge goddamn auto range | |
| 111 | Zerg Rushe: oh yeah | |
| 112 | Zerg Rushe: that's a balanced idea | |
| 113 | Zerg Rushe: jseems fucking legit | |
| 114 | Zerg Rushe: let's give an ADC | |
| 115 | Zerg Rushe: a root | |
| 116 | Zerg Rushe: 5 traps | |
| 117 | Zerg Rushe: to root with | |
| 118 | Zerg Rushe: a aloooooong ass range auto | |
| 119 | Zerg Rushe: if you step on said traps | |
| 120 | Zerg Rushe: roots | |
| 121 | wef wefer [HRG]: let's give an adc a Q that is unbelievably bullshit lane harassment | |
| 122 | Zerg Rushe: and then | |
| 123 | Zerg Rushe: AND THEN | |
| 124 | wef wefer [HRG]: thats your Q btw | |
| 125 | Zerg Rushe: an ult that acan be targeted from forever waawy | |
| 126 | Zerg Rushe: away | |
| 127 | Zerg Rushe: not to mention | |
| 128 | Zerg Rushe: a huge | |
| 129 | Zerg Rushe: HUGE | |
| 130 | Shoka Falori: let's give an ADC an ultimate that can DESTROY an ENTIRE team..... | |
| 131 | Zerg Rushe: skill shot | |
| 132 | Zerg Rushe: oh right | |
| 133 | Zerg Rushe: wait kayle | |
| 134 | Zerg Rushe: kayle | |
| 135 | Zerg Rushe: you didn't | |
| 136 | Zerg Rushe: did you? | |
| 137 | Zerg Rushe: with your free AOE Auto attack | |
| 138 | Zerg Rushe: LMFAO | |
| 139 | Zerg Rushe: You're kidding | |
| 140 | Shoka Falori: lmfao indeed | |
| 141 | Zerg Rushe: you don't even need an ult to DAMAGE THE ENTIRE TEAM | |
| 142 | Zerg Rushe: FOR FREE | |
| 143 | Zerg Rushe: oh what's this | |
| 144 | Zerg Rushe: one button? | |
| 145 | Zerg Rushe: oh shit! I won!? | |
| 146 | Zerg Rushe: crazy. | |
| 147 | Zerg Rushe: oh NO | |
| 148 | Zerg Rushe: I'm low on HEALTH | |
| 149 | Zerg Rushe: NO | |
| 150 | Zerg Rushe: OH WAIT | |
| 151 | Shoka Falori: not button... i use my mouse for right-clicking :D | |
| 152 | Zerg Rushe: ONE BUTTON | |
| 153 | Zerg Rushe: I WON! | |
| 154 | Zerg Rushe: YES | |
| 155 | Zerg Rushe: YESEYSEYESY | |
| 156 | Zerg Rushe: NOW I'VE PRESSED TWO BUTTONS | |
| 157 | Zerg Rushe: AND SLAUGHTERED AN ENTIRE 5 MAN TEAM | |
| 158 | wef wefer [HRG]: why are you so angry? its not like this was blind pick | |
| 159 | Shoka Falori: damn life's tough :D | |
| 160 | wef wefer [HRG]: and I was the first pick | |
| 161 | Zerg Rushe: the problem is | |
| 162 | Zerg Rushe: dear fucking idiot | |
| 163 | Zerg Rushe: you can't BAN ALL THE GARBAGE | |
| 164 | Shoka Falori: go in... i'm listening | |
| 165 | Zerg Rushe: THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BANS TO COVER ALL THE FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY OP CHAMPS | |
| 166 | Zerg Rushe: THAT RIOT SAYS "IS BALANCED" | |
| 167 | Zerg Rushe: DERP | |
| 168 | Shoka Falori: true that... I agree with that one point | |
| 169 | Zerg Rushe: FUCKING DE DERPITY DERP DERP | |
| 170 | Zerg Rushe: so then you get | |
| 171 | Zerg Rushe: kyale | |
| 172 | wef wefer [HRG]: yeah they should increase the bans | |
| 173 | Zerg Rushe: instead of fucking ekko | |
| 174 | Zerg Rushe: oh good | |
| 175 | Zerg Rushe: what gun to I want to shoot myself with | |
| 176 | Zerg Rushe: perfect | |
| 177 | Zerg Rushe: the tanky AP one | |
| 178 | Zerg Rushe: EXCELLENT | |
| 179 | Zerg Rushe: I LOSE | |
| 180 | Zerg Rushe: GREAT | |
| 181 | Zerg Rushe: oh but wait | |
| 182 | Zerg Rushe: I banned fizz! | |
| 183 | Shoka Falori: ekko isn't even OP... I just had my rageblade stacked which killed you all... but yeah, go on. | |
| 184 | Zerg Rushe: oh but | |
| 185 | Shoka Falori: kayle* | |
| 186 | Zerg Rushe: no you didn't ban | |
| 187 | Zerg Rushe: kayle | |
| 188 | Zerg Rushe: or | |
| 189 | Zerg Rushe: ekko | |
| 190 | wef wefer [HRG]: ekko top gets shit on by darius | |
| 191 | wef wefer [HRG]: even by fizz top | |
| 192 | Zerg Rushe: noope! | |
| 193 | Zerg Rushe: tank ekko! | |
| 194 | wef wefer [HRG]: yes | |
| 195 | Zerg Rushe: beats all! | |
| 196 | Zerg Rushe: gg! | |
| 197 | wef wefer [HRG]: nope | |
| 198 | Shoka Falori: you're living in 6.8 sweetheart | |
| 199 | Zerg Rushe: giant ass shield ability | |
| 200 | wef wefer [HRG]: i've beaten so many ekkos as darius | |
| 201 | wef wefer [HRG]: freelo | |
| 202 | Shoka Falori: tank ekko isn't OPOP now | |
| 203 | Zerg Rushe: go | |
| 204 | Zerg Rushe: then | |
| 205 | Zerg Rushe: go beat them all | |
| 206 | Zerg Rushe: idgaf | |
| 207 | Zerg Rushe: I won't be there | |
| 208 | Shoka Falori: thanks for all the entertainment, MF | |
| 209 | Zerg Rushe: riot doens't give two shits about balance | |
| 210 | Zerg Rushe: hell they don't give one shit | |
| 211 | Zerg Rushe: no | |
| 212 | Zerg Rushe: you're not leaving | |
| 213 | Zerg Rushe: I ain't done | |
| 214 | wef wefer [HRG]: LMAO | |
| 215 | Shoka Falori: oh i'm sorry mam | |
| 216 | Zerg Rushe: you're fucking sitting here and listening | |
| 217 | Shoka Falori: go on, i'm listening | |
| 218 | Zerg Rushe: you little fucking weeb | |
| 219 | Zerg Rushe: good job | |
| 220 | wef wefer [HRG]: hahaha | |
| 221 | Shoka Falori: weeb I am... true that | |
| 222 | Zerg Rushe: the less time you're cancering up queue | |
| 223 | Zerg Rushe: the better | |
| 224 | Zerg Rushe: fucking kayle pick | |
| 225 | Shoka Falori: same | |
| 226 | Zerg Rushe: god I would totally enjoy seeing you rotting in the ground | |
| 227 | Zerg Rushe: "I RIGHT CLICKED SO GOOD" | |
| 228 | Zerg Rushe: "GG 2016" | |
| 229 | Zerg Rushe: BEST KAYLE NA | |
| 230 | Shoka Falori: WORLD* | |
| 231 | wef wefer [HRG]: CC | |
| 232 | Zerg Rushe: oh yeah you and 20000000000 other fucking kayle "players" | |
| 233 | Zerg Rushe: "how do I win more... hmmmm" | |
| 234 | Zerg Rushe: "OH YEAH | |
| 235 | Zerg Rushe: "LET'S PICK KAYLE | |
| 236 | Shoka Falori: right click? | |
| 237 | Zerg Rushe: "YES YES YES | |
| 238 | Zerg Rushe: WHAT A GREAT IDEA | |
| 239 | Zerg Rushe: you're garbage | |
| 240 | Zerg Rushe: braindead fucking garbage | |
| 241 | Zerg Rushe: this game | |
| 242 | Zerg Rushe: is | |
| 243 | Shoka Falori: there's a whole fking class called ADC which does pretty much that "right click" with proper positioning.... so yeah.... | |
| 244 | Zerg Rushe: garbage | |
| 245 | Zerg Rushe: oh right | |
| 246 | Zerg Rushe: but see | |
| 247 | Zerg Rushe: kayle | |
| 248 | Zerg Rushe: again | |
| 249 | Zerg Rushe: you miss SO many points | |
| 250 | Shoka Falori: too tanky, right? | |
| 251 | Shoka Falori: I know. | |
| 252 | Shoka Falori: sorry | |
| 253 | Zerg Rushe: cuz that simplistic little mind can only do so much I know | |
| 254 | Zerg Rushe: I get it | |
| 255 | Zerg Rushe: counting past 10 is hard | |
| 256 | wef wefer [HRG]: kayle isnt tanky | |
| 257 | Zerg Rushe: cuz you only have 10 fingers | |
| 258 | Zerg Rushe: use your toes bro! | |
| 259 | Zerg Rushe: so | |
| 260 | Zerg Rushe: who else | |
| 261 | wef wefer [HRG]: CC her, then burst, she's gone | |
| 262 | Shoka Falori: oh no, kayle is tanky as hell :D | |
| 263 | Zerg Rushe: has a mana less | |
| 264 | Zerg Rushe: FREe | |
| 265 | Zerg Rushe: FREEEEEEE | |
| 266 | Zerg Rushe: AOE | |
| 267 | Zerg Rushe: AA | |
| 268 | Zerg Rushe: tell me | |
| 269 | Zerg Rushe: who in this game | |
| 270 | Zerg Rushe: get's a fucking auto attack | |
| 271 | Zerg Rushe: that's aoe | |
| 272 | Zerg Rushe: and scales on AP | |
| 273 | Shoka Falori: aren't you listening to MF, cait? you're missing her points. | |
| 274 | Zerg Rushe: that costs literally 0 mana | |
| 275 | Zerg Rushe: no no no | |
| 276 | Zerg Rushe: kayel | |
| 277 | Zerg Rushe: kayle | |
| 278 | Zerg Rushe: dog | |
| 279 | Zerg Rushe: homie | |
| 280 | Zerg Rushe: g | |
| 281 | Zerg Rushe: I know | |
| 282 | Shoka Falori: yeah, baby... go on... | |
| 283 | Zerg Rushe: that little brain can't process information this fast | |
| 284 | Zerg Rushe: I'll slow down | |
| 285 | Zerg Rushe: you're a twa | |
| 286 | Zerg Rushe: t | |
| 287 | Zerg Rushe: a fucking braindead twat | |
| 288 | Zerg Rushe: free AOE | |
| 289 | Shoka Falori: hmm my bad | |
| 290 | Shoka Falori: how can I improve | |
| 291 | Zerg Rushe: here' | |
| 292 | Zerg Rushe: s | |
| 293 | Zerg Rushe: how | |
| 294 | Zerg Rushe: first | |
| 295 | Zerg Rushe: grab a sharp object | |
| 296 | Shoka Falori: pick kayle? | |
| 297 | Zerg Rushe: insert into fucking brain | |
| 298 | Shoka Falori: right click? | |
| 299 | Zerg Rushe: done | |
| 300 | Zerg Rushe: gg | |
| 301 | wef wefer [HRG]: I love how the 160 victories player speaks as if being an expert of the game :) | |
| 302 | Zerg Rushe: you've improved | |
| 303 | Zerg Rushe: you've done it | |
| 304 | Zerg Rushe: oh ok | |
| 305 | Zerg Rushe: nice one cait | |
| 306 | Zerg Rushe: sick comeback bro | |
| 307 | Zerg Rushe: yeah man | |
| 308 | Zerg Rushe: you got me | |
| 309 | Zerg Rushe: in fact | |
| 310 | wef wefer [HRG]: waiting for yours | |
| 311 | Zerg Rushe: you can go find a sharp object | |
| 312 | Zerg Rushe: heat it up | |
| 313 | Zerg Rushe: to the point of melting | |
| 314 | Zerg Rushe: and drip it down your esophagus | |
| 315 | Shoka Falori: *takes notes* | |
| 316 | Zerg Rushe: that would be great | |
| 317 | Zerg Rushe: send a snapchat k | |
| 318 | Shoka Falori: k | |
| 319 | Zerg Rushe: but do it fast | |
| 320 | Zerg Rushe: the fucking hot boiling shit going down your throat is gonna make it hard to type hsit | |
| 321 | wef wefer [HRG]: I'd prefer to choke sucking a dick | |
| 322 | Zerg Rushe: well | |
| 323 | Zerg Rushe: that's fair | |
| 324 | Zerg Rushe: but again | |
| 325 | Zerg Rushe: sharp hot metal object | |
| 326 | Zerg Rushe: k? | |
| 327 | Zerg Rushe: sounds like a plan | |
| 328 | Zerg Rushe: so where were we | |
| 329 | Zerg Rushe: oh right | |
| 330 | wef wefer [HRG]: lol | |
| 331 | Zerg Rushe: kayle has the IQ of a fucking plank of wood | |
| 332 | Zerg Rushe: cait | |
| 333 | Zerg Rushe: I don't even know where to begin with you | |
| 334 | wef wefer [HRG]: because you are full of horseshit XD | |
| 335 | Zerg Rushe: horseshit | |
| 336 | Shoka Falori: this is kinda getting boring... later guys | |
| 337 | Zerg Rushe: said the fucking plank of wood | |
| 338 | Zerg Rushe: oh ok | |
| 339 | Zerg Rushe: but wait | |
| 340 | Zerg Rushe: I ain't done | |
| 341 | Zerg Rushe: you gotta fucking stick it out | |
| 342 | Zerg Rushe: you can't just say "listening" and then leave | |
| 343 | wef wefer [HRG]: the best part is that this guy thinks he's getting under our skin | |
| 344 | wef wefer [HRG]: haha | |
| 345 | Zerg Rushe: the best p-art | |
| 346 | Zerg Rushe: part | |
| 347 | Zerg Rushe: is that you think you even have the IQ able to consider what I'd be imagining right now | |
| 348 | Zerg Rushe: that's amazing to me | |
| 349 | wef wefer [HRG]: tell me more :) | |
| 350 | Shoka Falori: me too... i'm ready | |
| 351 | Zerg Rushe: that you have so litle neurons firing up in that poor little dilapitated skull | |
| 352 | Shoka Falori: my body feels ready | |
| 353 | Zerg Rushe: oh girl | |
| 354 | Zerg Rushe: I've told you | |
| 355 | Zerg Rushe: I mean | |
| 356 | Zerg Rushe: I get it I have to explain things more than once | |
| 357 | Zerg Rushe: wrapping your head around the idea without a thorough breakdown is tough | |
| 358 | Zerg Rushe: I mean how did you guys get through school | |
| 359 | Zerg Rushe: WAIT | |
| 360 | Zerg Rushe: you totally didn't | |
| 361 | Zerg Rushe: that's what it is | |
| 362 | Zerg Rushe: that's amazing | |
| 363 | Zerg Rushe: how are you functioning? | |
| 364 | Zerg Rushe: do you live with mommy??> | |
| 365 | wef wefer [HRG]: by getting honorable mention and being the top of my generation, that's how i did it :) | |
| 366 | Zerg Rushe: lmfao | |
| 367 | wef wefer [HRG]: that's why I also have brains to play a stupid game and win it | |
| 368 | Zerg Rushe: LMFAO | |
| 369 | Zerg Rushe: omg | |
| 370 | Zerg Rushe: lmfao | |
| 371 | Zerg Rushe: I'm physically laughing | |
| 372 | Zerg Rushe: I really am | |
| 373 | Zerg Rushe: thanks for the giggles | |
| 374 | Zerg Rushe: the top of your generation | |
| 375 | Zerg Rushe: lmfao | |
| 376 | Zerg Rushe: that's so laughable | |
| 377 | Zerg Rushe: you're adorable | |
| 378 | wef wefer [HRG]: and when I don't win it, I accept I suck, and go learn from the pros... instead of writing an essay complaining about shit I don't even understand ;) | |
| 379 | Zerg Rushe: yeah hahahahaha | |
| 380 | Zerg Rushe: you should accept that you suck | |
| 381 | Zerg Rushe: cuz you're garbage | |
| 382 | Zerg Rushe: carried by afucking kayle | |
| 383 | Zerg Rushe: lmfao | |
| 384 | wef wefer [HRG]: you were beaten by garbage then | |
| 385 | wef wefer [HRG]: what does that make you? | |
| 386 | Zerg Rushe: you bet i was | |
| 387 | wef wefer [HRG]: damn | |
| 388 | Zerg Rushe: cheap fucking garbage | |
| 389 | wef wefer [HRG]: poor thing lol | |
| 390 | Zerg Rushe: lmfao | |
| 391 | Zerg Rushe: you're justifying that you picked cheap garbage lmfao | |
| 392 | wef wefer [HRG]: let's see how far you get in life with your poor mindset :) | |
| 393 | Zerg Rushe: that's rich | |
| 394 | Zerg Rushe: oh man | |
| 395 | Zerg Rushe: I'm the TOP OF MYH GENERATION | |
| 396 | Zerg Rushe: LOLOLOPL | |
| 397 | Zerg Rushe: bro! | |
| 398 | Zerg Rushe: I've got honorable mentions! | |
| 399 | Zerg Rushe: LOL | |
| 400 | Zerg Rushe: LOLOLOL | |
| 401 | Zerg Rushe: brtorororororor | |
| 402 | Zerg Rushe: I'm curing cancer as we speak |