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You earned an S+ on Kayle!
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Trevor Staysick <YYC>: gg
PlayedKiki ACanS: gg
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ultratronn: mf
wef wefer [HRG]: gg
Zerg Rushe: why riot
Zerg Rushe: why
wef wefer [HRG]: damn S+
Zerg Rushe: why is the meta STILL
Zerg Rushe: all tank and win
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Zerg Rushe: tank on fucking AP
Zerg Rushe: win
Shoka Falori: kayle tank right
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Zerg Rushe: tank on damage
Zerg Rushe: win
Zerg Rushe: garabage
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Zerg Rushe: garbage
Trevor Staysick <YYC>: kayle such a easy champ
Zerg Rushe: pure garbage
Shoka Falori: wow so much salt
wef wefer [HRG]: we had better team comp
Zerg Rushe: so brainless
Trevor Staysick <YYC>: aa for days
wef wefer [HRG]: for team fights
Trevor Staysick <YYC>: no skill :)
Zerg Rushe: yeah your ocmp
PlayedKiki ACanS: keep crying guys
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Zerg Rushe: tank
Zerg Rushe: that's it
Zerg Rushe: just build tnak
Zerg Rushe: tank
Zerg Rushe: and you win
Shoka Falori: lol I'm enjoying this
Zerg Rushe: why is that a fucking thing
Shoka Falori: go on
PlayedKiki ACanS: oh yea because teemo need skill XD
Zerg Rushe: why riot
Zerg Rushe: why
Zerg Rushe: god kayle
Zerg Rushe: you're seriously
Zerg Rushe: human garbage
Zerg Rushe: the lowest of low
Shoka Falori: look at MF's build... so much AS.. why? for auto-attacking, right?
Zerg Rushe: I would pay money
Shoka Falori: and she calls me garbage
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wef wefer [HRG]: why are you so damn angry?
Zerg Rushe: to see you bleeding out in a ditch
Zerg Rushe: what an absolute joke
Zerg Rushe: riot
Zerg Rushe: oh yeah
Zerg Rushe: we SWEAR
Zerg Rushe: it's balanced
Zerg Rushe: we PROMISE
Zerg Rushe: yeah
Zerg Rushe: right
Shoka Falori: go on...i'm listening :D
Zerg Rushe: good
Zerg Rushe: keep listening
wef wefer [HRG]: jhin is not mid
wef wefer [HRG]: teemo is garbage
wef wefer [HRG]: what else do you want?
Zerg Rushe: oh wait
Zerg Rushe: build
Zerg Rushe: tank?
Zerg Rushe: is that... iks that all you do?
Zerg Rushe: just... build tank?
Zerg Rushe: no way
Zerg Rushe: THAT'S IT
Zerg Rushe: just build tank!
Zerg Rushe: you win!
Zerg Rushe: tank on kayle
Zerg Rushe: gg
Zerg Rushe: let's ese
Shoka Falori: you also build tank then if it's that easy, babya?
Zerg Rushe: let's look at kayle
Zerg Rushe: two ap items
wef wefer [HRG]: she only has 1 defensive item wtf are u talking about
Zerg Rushe: and dead
Shoka Falori: ikr
Zerg Rushe: yeah exactly
Zerg Rushe: it's garbage
Zerg Rushe: put one iota of health on kayle
wef wefer [HRG]: you have not a single defensive item
Shoka Falori: look MF... listen to me for a minute
Zerg Rushe: and she already lives for fucking ever
Zerg Rushe: no no no
Zerg Rushe: you said you were listening
Zerg Rushe: so
wef wefer [HRG]: xd
Zerg Rushe: continue listening
wef wefer [HRG]: hahaha
Zerg Rushe: aand then theres fucking cait
wef wefer [HRG]: this is so entertaining
Zerg Rushe: with that huge goddamn auto range
Zerg Rushe: oh yeah
Zerg Rushe: that's a balanced idea
Zerg Rushe: jseems fucking legit
Zerg Rushe: let's give an ADC
Zerg Rushe: a root
Zerg Rushe: 5 traps
Zerg Rushe: to root with
Zerg Rushe: a aloooooong ass range auto
Zerg Rushe: if you step on said traps
Zerg Rushe: roots
wef wefer [HRG]: let's give an adc a Q that is unbelievably bullshit lane harassment
Zerg Rushe: and then
Zerg Rushe: AND THEN
wef wefer [HRG]: thats your Q btw
Zerg Rushe: an ult that acan be targeted from forever waawy
Zerg Rushe: away
Zerg Rushe: not to mention
Zerg Rushe: a huge
Zerg Rushe: HUGE
Shoka Falori: let's give an ADC an ultimate that can DESTROY an ENTIRE team.....
Zerg Rushe: skill shot
Zerg Rushe: oh right
Zerg Rushe: wait kayle
Zerg Rushe: kayle
Zerg Rushe: you didn't
Zerg Rushe: did you?
Zerg Rushe: with your free AOE Auto attack
Zerg Rushe: LMFAO
Zerg Rushe: You're kidding
Shoka Falori: lmfao indeed
Zerg Rushe: you don't even need an ult to DAMAGE THE ENTIRE TEAM
Zerg Rushe: FOR FREE
Zerg Rushe: oh what's this
Zerg Rushe: one button?
Zerg Rushe: oh shit! I won!?
Zerg Rushe: crazy.
Zerg Rushe: oh NO
Zerg Rushe: I'm low on HEALTH
Zerg Rushe: NO
Zerg Rushe: OH WAIT
Shoka Falori: not button... i use my mouse for right-clicking :D
Zerg Rushe: ONE BUTTON
Zerg Rushe: I WON!
Zerg Rushe: YES
Zerg Rushe: YESEYSEYESY
Zerg Rushe: NOW I'VE PRESSED TWO BUTTONS
Zerg Rushe: AND SLAUGHTERED AN ENTIRE 5 MAN TEAM
wef wefer [HRG]: why are you so angry? its not like this was blind pick
Shoka Falori: damn life's tough :D
wef wefer [HRG]: and I was the first pick
Zerg Rushe: the problem is
Zerg Rushe: dear fucking idiot
Zerg Rushe: you can't BAN ALL THE GARBAGE
Shoka Falori: go in... i'm listening
Zerg Rushe: THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BANS TO COVER ALL THE FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY OP CHAMPS
Zerg Rushe: THAT RIOT SAYS "IS BALANCED"
Zerg Rushe: DERP
Shoka Falori: true that... I agree with that one point
Zerg Rushe: FUCKING DE DERPITY DERP DERP
Zerg Rushe: so then you get
Zerg Rushe: kyale
wef wefer [HRG]: yeah they should increase the bans
Zerg Rushe: instead of fucking ekko
Zerg Rushe: oh good
Zerg Rushe: what gun to I want to shoot myself with
Zerg Rushe: perfect
Zerg Rushe: the tanky AP one
Zerg Rushe: EXCELLENT
Zerg Rushe: I LOSE
Zerg Rushe: GREAT
Zerg Rushe: oh but wait
Zerg Rushe: I banned fizz!
Shoka Falori: ekko isn't even OP... I just had my rageblade stacked which killed you all... but yeah, go on.
Zerg Rushe: oh but
Shoka Falori: kayle*
Zerg Rushe: no you didn't ban
Zerg Rushe: kayle
Zerg Rushe: or
Zerg Rushe: ekko
wef wefer [HRG]: ekko top gets shit on by darius
wef wefer [HRG]: even by fizz top
Zerg Rushe: noope!
Zerg Rushe: tank ekko!
wef wefer [HRG]: yes
Zerg Rushe: beats all!
Zerg Rushe: gg!
wef wefer [HRG]: nope
Shoka Falori: you're living in 6.8 sweetheart
Zerg Rushe: giant ass shield ability
wef wefer [HRG]: i've beaten so many ekkos as darius
wef wefer [HRG]: freelo
Shoka Falori: tank ekko isn't OPOP now
Zerg Rushe: go
Zerg Rushe: then
Zerg Rushe: go beat them all
Zerg Rushe: idgaf
Zerg Rushe: I won't be there
Shoka Falori: thanks for all the entertainment, MF
Zerg Rushe: riot doens't give two shits about balance
Zerg Rushe: hell they don't give one shit
Zerg Rushe: no
Zerg Rushe: you're not leaving
Zerg Rushe: I ain't done
wef wefer [HRG]: LMAO
Shoka Falori: oh i'm sorry mam
Zerg Rushe: you're fucking sitting here and listening
Shoka Falori: go on, i'm listening
Zerg Rushe: you little fucking weeb
Zerg Rushe: good job
wef wefer [HRG]: hahaha
Shoka Falori: weeb I am... true that
Zerg Rushe: the less time you're cancering up queue
Zerg Rushe: the better
Zerg Rushe: fucking kayle pick
Shoka Falori: same
Zerg Rushe: god I would totally enjoy seeing you rotting in the ground
Zerg Rushe: "I RIGHT CLICKED SO GOOD"
Zerg Rushe: "GG 2016"
Zerg Rushe: BEST KAYLE NA
Shoka Falori: WORLD*
wef wefer [HRG]: CC
Zerg Rushe: oh yeah you and 20000000000 other fucking kayle "players"
Zerg Rushe: "how do I win more... hmmmm"
Zerg Rushe: "OH YEAH
Zerg Rushe: "LET'S PICK KAYLE
Shoka Falori: right click?
Zerg Rushe: "YES YES YES
Zerg Rushe: WHAT A GREAT IDEA
Zerg Rushe: you're garbage
Zerg Rushe: braindead fucking garbage
Zerg Rushe: this game
Zerg Rushe: is
Shoka Falori: there's a whole fking class called ADC which does pretty much that "right click" with proper positioning.... so yeah....
Zerg Rushe: garbage
Zerg Rushe: oh right
Zerg Rushe: but see
Zerg Rushe: kayle
Zerg Rushe: again
Zerg Rushe: you miss SO many points
Shoka Falori: too tanky, right?
Shoka Falori: I know.
Shoka Falori: sorry
Zerg Rushe: cuz that simplistic little mind can only do so much I know
Zerg Rushe: I get it
Zerg Rushe: counting past 10 is hard
wef wefer [HRG]: kayle isnt tanky
Zerg Rushe: cuz you only have 10 fingers
Zerg Rushe: use your toes bro!
Zerg Rushe: so
Zerg Rushe: who else
wef wefer [HRG]: CC her, then burst, she's gone
Shoka Falori: oh no, kayle is tanky as hell :D
Zerg Rushe: has a mana less
Zerg Rushe: FREe
Zerg Rushe: FREEEEEEE
Zerg Rushe: AOE
Zerg Rushe: AA
Zerg Rushe: tell me
Zerg Rushe: who in this game
Zerg Rushe: get's a fucking auto attack
Zerg Rushe: that's aoe
Zerg Rushe: and scales on AP
Shoka Falori: aren't you listening to MF, cait? you're missing her points.
Zerg Rushe: that costs literally 0 mana
Zerg Rushe: no no no
Zerg Rushe: kayel
Zerg Rushe: kayle
Zerg Rushe: dog
Zerg Rushe: homie
Zerg Rushe: g
Zerg Rushe: I know
Shoka Falori: yeah, baby... go on...
Zerg Rushe: that little brain can't process information this fast
Zerg Rushe: I'll slow down
Zerg Rushe: you're a twa
Zerg Rushe: t
Zerg Rushe: a fucking braindead twat
Zerg Rushe: free AOE
Shoka Falori: hmm my bad
Shoka Falori: how can I improve
Zerg Rushe: here'
Zerg Rushe: s
Zerg Rushe: how
Zerg Rushe: first
Zerg Rushe: grab a sharp object
Shoka Falori: pick kayle?
Zerg Rushe: insert into fucking brain
Shoka Falori: right click?
Zerg Rushe: done
Zerg Rushe: gg
wef wefer [HRG]: I love how the 160 victories player speaks as if being an expert of the game :)
Zerg Rushe: you've improved
Zerg Rushe: you've done it
Zerg Rushe: oh ok
Zerg Rushe: nice one cait
Zerg Rushe: sick comeback bro
Zerg Rushe: yeah man
Zerg Rushe: you got me
Zerg Rushe: in fact
wef wefer [HRG]: waiting for yours
Zerg Rushe: you can go find a sharp object
Zerg Rushe: heat it up
Zerg Rushe: to the point of melting
Zerg Rushe: and drip it down your esophagus
Shoka Falori: *takes notes*
Zerg Rushe: that would be great
Zerg Rushe: send a snapchat k
Shoka Falori: k
Zerg Rushe: but do it fast
Zerg Rushe: the fucking hot boiling shit going down your throat is gonna make it hard to type hsit
wef wefer [HRG]: I'd prefer to choke sucking a dick
Zerg Rushe: well
Zerg Rushe: that's fair
Zerg Rushe: but again
Zerg Rushe: sharp hot metal object
Zerg Rushe: k?
Zerg Rushe: sounds like a plan
Zerg Rushe: so where were we
Zerg Rushe: oh right
wef wefer [HRG]: lol
Zerg Rushe: kayle has the IQ of a fucking plank of wood
Zerg Rushe: cait
Zerg Rushe: I don't even know where to begin with you
wef wefer [HRG]: because you are full of horseshit XD
Zerg Rushe: horseshit
Shoka Falori: this is kinda getting boring... later guys
Zerg Rushe: said the fucking plank of wood
Zerg Rushe: oh ok
Zerg Rushe: but wait
Zerg Rushe: I ain't done
Zerg Rushe: you gotta fucking stick it out
Zerg Rushe: you can't just say "listening" and then leave
wef wefer [HRG]: the best part is that this guy thinks he's getting under our skin
wef wefer [HRG]: haha
Zerg Rushe: the best p-art
Zerg Rushe: part
Zerg Rushe: is that you think you even have the IQ able to consider what I'd be imagining right now
Zerg Rushe: that's amazing to me
wef wefer [HRG]: tell me more :)
Shoka Falori: me too... i'm ready
Zerg Rushe: that you have so litle neurons firing up in that poor little dilapitated skull
Shoka Falori: my body feels ready
Zerg Rushe: oh girl
Zerg Rushe: I've told you
Zerg Rushe: I mean
Zerg Rushe: I get it I have to explain things more than once
Zerg Rushe: wrapping your head around the idea without a thorough breakdown is tough
Zerg Rushe: I mean how did you guys get through school
Zerg Rushe: WAIT
Zerg Rushe: you totally didn't
Zerg Rushe: that's what it is
Zerg Rushe: that's amazing
Zerg Rushe: how are you functioning?
Zerg Rushe: do you live with mommy??>
wef wefer [HRG]: by getting honorable mention and being the top of my generation, that's how i did it :)
Zerg Rushe: lmfao
wef wefer [HRG]: that's why I also have brains to play a stupid game and win it
Zerg Rushe: LMFAO
Zerg Rushe: omg
Zerg Rushe: lmfao
Zerg Rushe: I'm physically laughing
Zerg Rushe: I really am
Zerg Rushe: thanks for the giggles
Zerg Rushe: the top of your generation
Zerg Rushe: lmfao
Zerg Rushe: that's so laughable
Zerg Rushe: you're adorable
wef wefer [HRG]: and when I don't win it, I accept I suck, and go learn from the pros... instead of writing an essay complaining about shit I don't even understand ;)
Zerg Rushe: yeah hahahahaha
Zerg Rushe: you should accept that you suck
Zerg Rushe: cuz you're garbage
Zerg Rushe: carried by afucking kayle
Zerg Rushe: lmfao
wef wefer [HRG]: you were beaten by garbage then
wef wefer [HRG]: what does that make you?
Zerg Rushe: you bet i was
wef wefer [HRG]: damn
Zerg Rushe: cheap fucking garbage
wef wefer [HRG]: poor thing lol
Zerg Rushe: lmfao
Zerg Rushe: you're justifying that you picked cheap garbage lmfao
wef wefer [HRG]: let's see how far you get in life with your poor mindset :)
Zerg Rushe: that's rich
Zerg Rushe: oh man
Zerg Rushe: I'm the TOP OF MYH GENERATION
Zerg Rushe: LOLOLOPL
Zerg Rushe: bro!
Zerg Rushe: I've got honorable mentions!
Zerg Rushe: LOL
Zerg Rushe: LOLOLOL
Zerg Rushe: brtorororororor
Zerg Rushe: I'm curing cancer as we speak