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Weird Princesses:
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The princess is a(n)...
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Type d12:
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1: Human
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2: Elf/Drow
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3: Goblin
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4: Orc
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5: Octopod Merfolk
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6: Tiefling/Aasimar
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7: Giant
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8: Medusa
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9: Skeletal & roll again
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10: Vampire & roll again
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11: Child & roll again
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12: Conjoined twin & roll again
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She stands...
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Colour d6:
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1: Red
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2: White
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3: Green
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4: Blue
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5: Black
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6: Gold
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...with...
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Appearance d6:
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1: Red
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1 - 1: Dozens of long, bleeding cuts across her body as if fresh from the lash
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1 - 2: Nails like knives, slick with gore
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1 - 3: Eyes continually weeping blood
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1 - 4: A mouth unnaturally wide & filled with needle teeth, her cheeks pink & rosy
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1 - 5: Her lips & tongue scarred with burns
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1 - 6: An open, sucking, star-shaped wound over the heart
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2: White
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2 - 1: Frost forming over the skin
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2 - 2: A deathly paleness & no blood in her body
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2 - 3: Freakishly long, multiply jointed fingers
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2 - 4: Eyes of chipped ice
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2 - 5: Translucent skin, muscle & organs
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2 - 6: Teeth that are jagged, eternal icicles
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3: Green
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3 - 1: Sharp thorns growing out from vines visible under her skin
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3 - 2: Hair of flowering plants
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3 - 3: Shelves of mushrooms protruding from her body
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3 - 4: Webbed feet & fingers, & a patagium running from wrist to hip
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3 - 5: Eight eyes in a spiderlike band
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3 - 6: Her flesh gravely poisonous & incorruptible
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4: Blue
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4 - 1: Her exhaled breath pluming in clouds of narcotic smoke
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4 - 2: Her skin horned & discoloured like a toad's
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4 - 3: A permanent static charge, her hair standing on end
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4 - 4: Thick ivory talons on each finger
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4 - 5: Her veins pressing out from skin in weblike patterns
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4 - 6: Patches of iridescent scales
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5: Black
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5 - 1: The complexion of a drowned corpse
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5 - 2: A cadaverous thinness, bones jutting out at sharp angles
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5 - 3: A dark, corrosive ichor leaking from her wounds
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5 - 4: Stagnant water running from her open mouth
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5 - 5: One side of her body withered & rotten, bearing the mark of many plagues
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5 - 6: Pharyngeal jaws
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6: Gold
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6 - 1: Eyes burning like embers in their sockets
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6 - 2: Teeth & nails of many precious metals
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6 - 3: Her shadow smoking from the ground in black vapours
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6 - 4: Bones of solid gold
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6 - 5: Her blood, spit & snot running scalding hot
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6 - 6: Gemstones & crystals growing out from her body like tumours
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...& wearing...
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Clothing d6:
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1: Red
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1 - 1: A suit of lacquered crimson plate
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1 - 2: Her cloak of flayed humanoid hides
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1 - 3: Rich red velvet over ancient armour of rusted scales
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1 - 4: A living fire elemental, enslaved & streaming from her body
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1 - 5: Bulky furs, encrusted with gore
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1 - 6: The stitched-together ghosts of her conquered foes
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2: White
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2 - 1: Only the thick, multicoloured ice that encrusts her body
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2 - 2: A white silk robe, matching hood & a veil of diamond beads
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2 - 3: Her gown of bubbling storm clouds
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2 - 4: A dress of sculpted, overlapping hands of mirrored glass
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2 - 5: A frozen water elemental, its screaming face forming an exquisite mask
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2 - 6: A fantastically elaborate wedding dress
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3: Green
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3 - 1: A robe of flowing autumn leaves
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3 - 2: Thick armour of elaborately carved wooden plates
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3 - 3: Living fungal armor, a swollen mushroom-like bulb forming the helmet
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3 - 4: Garlands of fresh flowers & a crude, wooden, many-faced mask
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3 - 5: Interlaced vines that extend out from inside her throat
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3 - 6: A swarm of writhing venomous snakes
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4: Blue
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4 - 1: A long coat of kaleidoscopic reptile scales
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4 - 2: A rocky golem suit, richly inlaid, with multiple arms
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4 - 3: Her rattling robe of crisscrossed claws & fangs, edge facing outwards
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4 - 4: A toxic air elemental lashed around her body in a whirlwind
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4 - 5: A turquoise leather jerkin & war paint of white ash
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4 - 6: Flowing indigo robes over a breastplate & mail forged from meteoric iron
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5: Black
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5 - 1: A mourning dress studded with diverse living eyes
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5 - 2: Billowing silk veils continually spun & re-spun by clusters of huge spiders perched on each shoulder
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5 - 3: Fool's motley sculpted of murky, half-melted, acidic wax
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5 - 4: Knightly armor of blackened steel (the gorget massively oversized) decorated with scenes of suffering
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5 - 5: A suit of oily yellow bones & a skull helmet, tied up with black lace
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5 - 6: Her cape of stinging flies
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6: Gold
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6 - 1: Armor of slick dark insect carapaces, leaking molten gold at the joints
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6 - 2: An extravagantly ornate nun-like habit of cloth of gold
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6 - 3: Shackles & chains made of coins from all nations
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6 - 4: A solar half-mask & a star-studded astronomical robe
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6 - 5: A dress & shawl of minute, clustered gemstones
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6 - 6: Her sweeping cloak, marked with hundreds of metallic sigils - each binding a separate demon
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She desires...
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Desire d20:
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1: Battle & bloody dominion
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2: To dissect the mind, the body & the soul
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3: The death of beautiful things
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4: To avenge every slight a hundredfold
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5: To be adored as if a god
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6: To preserve eternally her works
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7: To bring low the powerful & devour their flesh
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8: That all that is not the embodiment of herself be destroyed
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9: Rare & unique treasures from all corners of the earth
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10: To topple the gods
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11: Ineradicable safety for all under her rule, without choice or division
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12: To let no dissenting voice be heard
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13: An empire turned to death & ash at its most triumphant moment
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14: The enslavement or genocide of all other species
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15: The lost knowledge of sunken & destroyed cities
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16: To create something new, perfect & indomitable
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17: Victory in intrigue & with matched wits
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18: To outdo all the previous conquerors of history
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19: To extinguish the flame of hope in every heart
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20: To gather great strength & survive the coming apocalypse
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The princess can only be permanently killed...
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Vulnerability d20:
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1: When her heart is pierced through with iron & with ivory
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2: By being drowned in the blood of foes slain by her own hand
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3: When decapitated (the head lives on until destroyed)
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4: By a blood relative
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5: If she strikes the killing blow with her own hand
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6: When all her works lie ruined & her followers lie dead, or have renounced her name
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7: If, once her body is broken, her spirit is barred from all other hosts for 13 days
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8: By being strangled with her own crown
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9: If she has broken an oath freely made
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10: When her heart has been extracted & consumed
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11: When her body has been raised undead & then destroyed by fire
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12: Under a harvest or hunter's moon
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13: By dragonfire
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14: When the body has been torn to pieces & the pieces buried far from each other for 1 year & 1 day
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15: By striking the left heel or palm
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16: If she is blinded & left to perish under the elements
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17: While staring at her own reflection
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18: By a man not of woman born
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19: By fear, frost & fire all in conjunction
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20: At the witching hour
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She signals her authority with...
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Symbol of Authority d20:
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1: A tenfold voice, assembled in a patchwork of stolen cries & speeches
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2: Her natural crown, which rises in ten intertwined spurs of bone from the skull
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3: A sacred sword, now broken, with a terrible destiny awaiting it
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4: Her left hand which heals, & her right hand which brings death
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5: The visions from god she receives in ecstatic, weeping fits
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6: Her instinctive command of all wild beasts & serpents
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7: The chains with which she binds the spirits of the world
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8: Those parts of her which were removed & have been replaced by marvellous artifices
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9: The severed, still-living heads of the kings she has deposed
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10: Her royal sceptre & the monstrous shadows cast by its light
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11: The gilded bones of her sisters & rivals
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12: An army of suffering ghosts, her victims, that haunt a step behind her
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13: A blade of rainbows which reaches to the limit of the eye
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14: The living things that wilt & wither under her feet
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15: Her burning & radioactive presence
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16: The pacts she has made with demons & other things deep beneath the earth
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17: Her inhuman & incomprehensible lineage
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18: The wealth of a fallen empire which she wears as jewellery 
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19: The contagious insanity of her gaze
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20: An indestructible writ of authority & ownership over the world
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She travels...
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Carriage d20:
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1: Standing atop the back of the huge & hungry prince of all toads
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2: Riding a horse with the substance of shadow & a mane of fire
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3: Walking on the backs of a tide of hooded, mutilated fanatics
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4: On a floating island sculpted into a skeletal citadel
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5: Sitting on an extravagant, many-legged walking throne
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6: Carried in a howdah on the back of an enormous crippled giant
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7: Standing on an gigantic wheeled chest packed full of feral goblins
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8: Riding in an astral chariot pulled onwards by mad banshees
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9: Mounted on a landshark pitted & scarred from countless battles
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10: Enclosed in the projected dream of a drugged & psychic dreamer
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11: Sailing a bloody iron juggernaut, with screaming captives hanging from hooks on its battlements
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12: Riding a stag the size of a horse, its antlers studded with gems
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13: Flown bodily by the tortured winds bound to her service
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14: Sitting in a palanquin carried by her trusted retinue
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15: On an airship low in the sky, festooned with weapons & plunder
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16: Borne on a shield carried by armored valkyries
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17: Siting on a throne ensconced in the mouth of the largest primordial serpent
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18: Perched on a huge & ethereal butterfly, its wings painted with nightmares
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19: In the massive siege engine which serves as her castle
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20: With her feet on the rim of a huge iron cauldron borne aloft by the undead it creates
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The princess holds court with...
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Retinue d20:
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1: Scribbling notaries recording her living biography
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2: A company of shining knights
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3: Four childhood companions all in her colours
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4: Servile crocodilian mutants
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5: A gang of drunken flowering dryads
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6: Her generals, devoted demons all
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7: A coven of prophetic witches
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8: Young, delinquent vampires looking for kicks
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9: The disfigured ghosts of her ancestors
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10: Emissaries from a dozen mystic otherworlds
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11: Cultists of the new flesh who idolise her every gesture
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12: Blind painters, deaf musicians, mute singers & other ironic cripples
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13: Forgotten monsters & their fearful tamers
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14: Warrior astrologers from the high mountain peaks
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15: Beautifully sculpted living statues
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16: A host of slithering, gurgling abberations
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17: Squires & pages recruited from the brightest, most promising nobility
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18: Drowned dead soldiers strewn with seaweed
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19: Forgetful wizards stepping backwards through time
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20: Strange parasites controlling sickly human hosts
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Retinue - Traits d20:
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1: Their wicked depravity & endless cruelty
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2: The jugs of enchanted alcohol they carry
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3: Their rotting black fingers, covered in expensive rings
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4: The lances they hold, covered in grotesque pennants
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5: Their maimed & missing limbs
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6: Their unshakeable, worshipful loyalty
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7: The light that condenses & changes colour around them
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8: Their berserk rages
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9: Their crowns of flame
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10: Their vivid colours & the bright clothing they wear
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11: The exotic steeds they ride
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12: The oversized & bloody blades they carry
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13: The screaming slaves they drive before them
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14: How they devour the bodies of their foes
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15: The light of the black sun running through their veins
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16: The huge train of skulls they pull behind them
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17: The smell of incense & rot that precedes them
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18: Their hidden faces which are never seen
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19: Their lips coated in salt
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20: The one eye they share between them all