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| 1 | Weird Princesses: | |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | The princess is a(n)... | |
| 4 | ||
| 5 | Type d12: | |
| 6 | ||
| 7 | 1: Human | |
| 8 | 2: Elf/Drow | |
| 9 | 3: Goblin | |
| 10 | 4: Orc | |
| 11 | 5: Octopod Merfolk | |
| 12 | 6: Tiefling/Aasimar | |
| 13 | 7: Giant | |
| 14 | 8: Medusa | |
| 15 | 9: Skeletal & roll again | |
| 16 | 10: Vampire & roll again | |
| 17 | 11: Child & roll again | |
| 18 | 12: Conjoined twin & roll again | |
| 19 | ||
| 20 | She stands... | |
| 21 | ||
| 22 | Colour d6: | |
| 23 | ||
| 24 | 1: Red | |
| 25 | 2: White | |
| 26 | 3: Green | |
| 27 | 4: Blue | |
| 28 | 5: Black | |
| 29 | 6: Gold | |
| 30 | ||
| 31 | ...with... | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | Appearance d6: | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | 1: Red | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | 1 - 1: Dozens of long, bleeding cuts across her body as if fresh from the lash | |
| 38 | 1 - 2: Nails like knives, slick with gore | |
| 39 | 1 - 3: Eyes continually weeping blood | |
| 40 | 1 - 4: A mouth unnaturally wide & filled with needle teeth, her cheeks pink & rosy | |
| 41 | 1 - 5: Her lips & tongue scarred with burns | |
| 42 | 1 - 6: An open, sucking, star-shaped wound over the heart | |
| 43 | ||
| 44 | 2: White | |
| 45 | ||
| 46 | 2 - 1: Frost forming over the skin | |
| 47 | 2 - 2: A deathly paleness & no blood in her body | |
| 48 | 2 - 3: Freakishly long, multiply jointed fingers | |
| 49 | 2 - 4: Eyes of chipped ice | |
| 50 | 2 - 5: Translucent skin, muscle & organs | |
| 51 | 2 - 6: Teeth that are jagged, eternal icicles | |
| 52 | ||
| 53 | 3: Green | |
| 54 | ||
| 55 | 3 - 1: Sharp thorns growing out from vines visible under her skin | |
| 56 | 3 - 2: Hair of flowering plants | |
| 57 | 3 - 3: Shelves of mushrooms protruding from her body | |
| 58 | 3 - 4: Webbed feet & fingers, & a patagium running from wrist to hip | |
| 59 | 3 - 5: Eight eyes in a spiderlike band | |
| 60 | 3 - 6: Her flesh gravely poisonous & incorruptible | |
| 61 | ||
| 62 | 4: Blue | |
| 63 | ||
| 64 | 4 - 1: Her exhaled breath pluming in clouds of narcotic smoke | |
| 65 | 4 - 2: Her skin horned & discoloured like a toad's | |
| 66 | 4 - 3: A permanent static charge, her hair standing on end | |
| 67 | 4 - 4: Thick ivory talons on each finger | |
| 68 | 4 - 5: Her veins pressing out from skin in weblike patterns | |
| 69 | 4 - 6: Patches of iridescent scales | |
| 70 | ||
| 71 | 5: Black | |
| 72 | ||
| 73 | 5 - 1: The complexion of a drowned corpse | |
| 74 | 5 - 2: A cadaverous thinness, bones jutting out at sharp angles | |
| 75 | 5 - 3: A dark, corrosive ichor leaking from her wounds | |
| 76 | 5 - 4: Stagnant water running from her open mouth | |
| 77 | 5 - 5: One side of her body withered & rotten, bearing the mark of many plagues | |
| 78 | 5 - 6: Pharyngeal jaws | |
| 79 | ||
| 80 | 6: Gold | |
| 81 | ||
| 82 | 6 - 1: Eyes burning like embers in their sockets | |
| 83 | 6 - 2: Teeth & nails of many precious metals | |
| 84 | 6 - 3: Her shadow smoking from the ground in black vapours | |
| 85 | 6 - 4: Bones of solid gold | |
| 86 | 6 - 5: Her blood, spit & snot running scalding hot | |
| 87 | 6 - 6: Gemstones & crystals growing out from her body like tumours | |
| 88 | ||
| 89 | ...& wearing... | |
| 90 | ||
| 91 | Clothing d6: | |
| 92 | ||
| 93 | 1: Red | |
| 94 | ||
| 95 | 1 - 1: A suit of lacquered crimson plate | |
| 96 | 1 - 2: Her cloak of flayed humanoid hides | |
| 97 | 1 - 3: Rich red velvet over ancient armour of rusted scales | |
| 98 | 1 - 4: A living fire elemental, enslaved & streaming from her body | |
| 99 | 1 - 5: Bulky furs, encrusted with gore | |
| 100 | 1 - 6: The stitched-together ghosts of her conquered foes | |
| 101 | ||
| 102 | 2: White | |
| 103 | ||
| 104 | 2 - 1: Only the thick, multicoloured ice that encrusts her body | |
| 105 | 2 - 2: A white silk robe, matching hood & a veil of diamond beads | |
| 106 | 2 - 3: Her gown of bubbling storm clouds | |
| 107 | 2 - 4: A dress of sculpted, overlapping hands of mirrored glass | |
| 108 | 2 - 5: A frozen water elemental, its screaming face forming an exquisite mask | |
| 109 | 2 - 6: A fantastically elaborate wedding dress | |
| 110 | ||
| 111 | 3: Green | |
| 112 | ||
| 113 | 3 - 1: A robe of flowing autumn leaves | |
| 114 | 3 - 2: Thick armour of elaborately carved wooden plates | |
| 115 | 3 - 3: Living fungal armor, a swollen mushroom-like bulb forming the helmet | |
| 116 | 3 - 4: Garlands of fresh flowers & a crude, wooden, many-faced mask | |
| 117 | 3 - 5: Interlaced vines that extend out from inside her throat | |
| 118 | 3 - 6: A swarm of writhing venomous snakes | |
| 119 | ||
| 120 | 4: Blue | |
| 121 | ||
| 122 | 4 - 1: A long coat of kaleidoscopic reptile scales | |
| 123 | 4 - 2: A rocky golem suit, richly inlaid, with multiple arms | |
| 124 | 4 - 3: Her rattling robe of crisscrossed claws & fangs, edge facing outwards | |
| 125 | 4 - 4: A toxic air elemental lashed around her body in a whirlwind | |
| 126 | 4 - 5: A turquoise leather jerkin & war paint of white ash | |
| 127 | 4 - 6: Flowing indigo robes over a breastplate & mail forged from meteoric iron | |
| 128 | ||
| 129 | 5: Black | |
| 130 | ||
| 131 | 5 - 1: A mourning dress studded with diverse living eyes | |
| 132 | 5 - 2: Billowing silk veils continually spun & re-spun by clusters of huge spiders perched on each shoulder | |
| 133 | 5 - 3: Fool's motley sculpted of murky, half-melted, acidic wax | |
| 134 | 5 - 4: Knightly armor of blackened steel (the gorget massively oversized) decorated with scenes of suffering | |
| 135 | 5 - 5: A suit of oily yellow bones & a skull helmet, tied up with black lace | |
| 136 | 5 - 6: Her cape of stinging flies | |
| 137 | ||
| 138 | 6: Gold | |
| 139 | ||
| 140 | 6 - 1: Armor of slick dark insect carapaces, leaking molten gold at the joints | |
| 141 | 6 - 2: An extravagantly ornate nun-like habit of cloth of gold | |
| 142 | 6 - 3: Shackles & chains made of coins from all nations | |
| 143 | 6 - 4: A solar half-mask & a star-studded astronomical robe | |
| 144 | 6 - 5: A dress & shawl of minute, clustered gemstones | |
| 145 | 6 - 6: Her sweeping cloak, marked with hundreds of metallic sigils - each binding a separate demon | |
| 146 | ||
| 147 | She desires... | |
| 148 | ||
| 149 | Desire d20: | |
| 150 | ||
| 151 | 1: Battle & bloody dominion | |
| 152 | 2: To dissect the mind, the body & the soul | |
| 153 | 3: The death of beautiful things | |
| 154 | 4: To avenge every slight a hundredfold | |
| 155 | 5: To be adored as if a god | |
| 156 | 6: To preserve eternally her works | |
| 157 | 7: To bring low the powerful & devour their flesh | |
| 158 | 8: That all that is not the embodiment of herself be destroyed | |
| 159 | 9: Rare & unique treasures from all corners of the earth | |
| 160 | 10: To topple the gods | |
| 161 | 11: Ineradicable safety for all under her rule, without choice or division | |
| 162 | 12: To let no dissenting voice be heard | |
| 163 | 13: An empire turned to death & ash at its most triumphant moment | |
| 164 | 14: The enslavement or genocide of all other species | |
| 165 | 15: The lost knowledge of sunken & destroyed cities | |
| 166 | 16: To create something new, perfect & indomitable | |
| 167 | 17: Victory in intrigue & with matched wits | |
| 168 | 18: To outdo all the previous conquerors of history | |
| 169 | 19: To extinguish the flame of hope in every heart | |
| 170 | 20: To gather great strength & survive the coming apocalypse | |
| 171 | ||
| 172 | The princess can only be permanently killed... | |
| 173 | ||
| 174 | Vulnerability d20: | |
| 175 | ||
| 176 | 1: When her heart is pierced through with iron & with ivory | |
| 177 | 2: By being drowned in the blood of foes slain by her own hand | |
| 178 | 3: When decapitated (the head lives on until destroyed) | |
| 179 | 4: By a blood relative | |
| 180 | 5: If she strikes the killing blow with her own hand | |
| 181 | 6: When all her works lie ruined & her followers lie dead, or have renounced her name | |
| 182 | 7: If, once her body is broken, her spirit is barred from all other hosts for 13 days | |
| 183 | 8: By being strangled with her own crown | |
| 184 | 9: If she has broken an oath freely made | |
| 185 | 10: When her heart has been extracted & consumed | |
| 186 | 11: When her body has been raised undead & then destroyed by fire | |
| 187 | 12: Under a harvest or hunter's moon | |
| 188 | 13: By dragonfire | |
| 189 | 14: When the body has been torn to pieces & the pieces buried far from each other for 1 year & 1 day | |
| 190 | 15: By striking the left heel or palm | |
| 191 | 16: If she is blinded & left to perish under the elements | |
| 192 | 17: While staring at her own reflection | |
| 193 | 18: By a man not of woman born | |
| 194 | 19: By fear, frost & fire all in conjunction | |
| 195 | 20: At the witching hour | |
| 196 | ||
| 197 | She signals her authority with... | |
| 198 | ||
| 199 | Symbol of Authority d20: | |
| 200 | ||
| 201 | 1: A tenfold voice, assembled in a patchwork of stolen cries & speeches | |
| 202 | 2: Her natural crown, which rises in ten intertwined spurs of bone from the skull | |
| 203 | 3: A sacred sword, now broken, with a terrible destiny awaiting it | |
| 204 | 4: Her left hand which heals, & her right hand which brings death | |
| 205 | 5: The visions from god she receives in ecstatic, weeping fits | |
| 206 | 6: Her instinctive command of all wild beasts & serpents | |
| 207 | 7: The chains with which she binds the spirits of the world | |
| 208 | 8: Those parts of her which were removed & have been replaced by marvellous artifices | |
| 209 | 9: The severed, still-living heads of the kings she has deposed | |
| 210 | 10: Her royal sceptre & the monstrous shadows cast by its light | |
| 211 | 11: The gilded bones of her sisters & rivals | |
| 212 | 12: An army of suffering ghosts, her victims, that haunt a step behind her | |
| 213 | 13: A blade of rainbows which reaches to the limit of the eye | |
| 214 | 14: The living things that wilt & wither under her feet | |
| 215 | 15: Her burning & radioactive presence | |
| 216 | 16: The pacts she has made with demons & other things deep beneath the earth | |
| 217 | 17: Her inhuman & incomprehensible lineage | |
| 218 | 18: The wealth of a fallen empire which she wears as jewellery | |
| 219 | 19: The contagious insanity of her gaze | |
| 220 | 20: An indestructible writ of authority & ownership over the world | |
| 221 | ||
| 222 | She travels... | |
| 223 | ||
| 224 | Carriage d20: | |
| 225 | ||
| 226 | 1: Standing atop the back of the huge & hungry prince of all toads | |
| 227 | 2: Riding a horse with the substance of shadow & a mane of fire | |
| 228 | 3: Walking on the backs of a tide of hooded, mutilated fanatics | |
| 229 | 4: On a floating island sculpted into a skeletal citadel | |
| 230 | 5: Sitting on an extravagant, many-legged walking throne | |
| 231 | 6: Carried in a howdah on the back of an enormous crippled giant | |
| 232 | 7: Standing on an gigantic wheeled chest packed full of feral goblins | |
| 233 | 8: Riding in an astral chariot pulled onwards by mad banshees | |
| 234 | 9: Mounted on a landshark pitted & scarred from countless battles | |
| 235 | 10: Enclosed in the projected dream of a drugged & psychic dreamer | |
| 236 | 11: Sailing a bloody iron juggernaut, with screaming captives hanging from hooks on its battlements | |
| 237 | 12: Riding a stag the size of a horse, its antlers studded with gems | |
| 238 | 13: Flown bodily by the tortured winds bound to her service | |
| 239 | 14: Sitting in a palanquin carried by her trusted retinue | |
| 240 | 15: On an airship low in the sky, festooned with weapons & plunder | |
| 241 | 16: Borne on a shield carried by armored valkyries | |
| 242 | 17: Siting on a throne ensconced in the mouth of the largest primordial serpent | |
| 243 | 18: Perched on a huge & ethereal butterfly, its wings painted with nightmares | |
| 244 | 19: In the massive siege engine which serves as her castle | |
| 245 | 20: With her feet on the rim of a huge iron cauldron borne aloft by the undead it creates | |
| 246 | ||
| 247 | The princess holds court with... | |
| 248 | ||
| 249 | Retinue d20: | |
| 250 | ||
| 251 | 1: Scribbling notaries recording her living biography | |
| 252 | 2: A company of shining knights | |
| 253 | 3: Four childhood companions all in her colours | |
| 254 | 4: Servile crocodilian mutants | |
| 255 | 5: A gang of drunken flowering dryads | |
| 256 | 6: Her generals, devoted demons all | |
| 257 | 7: A coven of prophetic witches | |
| 258 | 8: Young, delinquent vampires looking for kicks | |
| 259 | 9: The disfigured ghosts of her ancestors | |
| 260 | 10: Emissaries from a dozen mystic otherworlds | |
| 261 | 11: Cultists of the new flesh who idolise her every gesture | |
| 262 | 12: Blind painters, deaf musicians, mute singers & other ironic cripples | |
| 263 | 13: Forgotten monsters & their fearful tamers | |
| 264 | 14: Warrior astrologers from the high mountain peaks | |
| 265 | 15: Beautifully sculpted living statues | |
| 266 | 16: A host of slithering, gurgling abberations | |
| 267 | 17: Squires & pages recruited from the brightest, most promising nobility | |
| 268 | 18: Drowned dead soldiers strewn with seaweed | |
| 269 | 19: Forgetful wizards stepping backwards through time | |
| 270 | 20: Strange parasites controlling sickly human hosts | |
| 271 | ||
| 272 | ...marked by... | |
| 273 | ||
| 274 | Retinue - Traits d20: | |
| 275 | ||
| 276 | 1: Their wicked depravity & endless cruelty | |
| 277 | 2: The jugs of enchanted alcohol they carry | |
| 278 | 3: Their rotting black fingers, covered in expensive rings | |
| 279 | 4: The lances they hold, covered in grotesque pennants | |
| 280 | 5: Their maimed & missing limbs | |
| 281 | 6: Their unshakeable, worshipful loyalty | |
| 282 | 7: The light that condenses & changes colour around them | |
| 283 | 8: Their berserk rages | |
| 284 | 9: Their crowns of flame | |
| 285 | 10: Their vivid colours & the bright clothing they wear | |
| 286 | 11: The exotic steeds they ride | |
| 287 | 12: The oversized & bloody blades they carry | |
| 288 | 13: The screaming slaves they drive before them | |
| 289 | 14: How they devour the bodies of their foes | |
| 290 | 15: The light of the black sun running through their veins | |
| 291 | 16: The huge train of skulls they pull behind them | |
| 292 | 17: The smell of incense & rot that precedes them | |
| 293 | 18: Their hidden faces which are never seen | |
| 294 | 19: Their lips coated in salt | |
| 295 | 20: The one eye they share between them all |