Weird Princesses

Weird Princesses:

The princess is a(n)...

Type d12:

1: Human
2: Elf/Drow
3: Goblin
4: Orc
5: Octopod Merfolk
6: Tiefling/Aasimar
7: Giant
8: Medusa
9: Skeletal & roll again
10: Vampire & roll again
11: Child & roll again
12: Conjoined twin & roll again

She stands...

Colour d6:

1: Red
2: White
3: Green
4: Blue
5: Black
6: Gold

...with...

Appearance d6:

1: Red

1 - 1: Dozens of long, bleeding cuts across her body as if fresh from the lash
1 - 2: Nails like knives, slick with gore
1 - 3: Eyes continually weeping blood
1 - 4: A mouth unnaturally wide & filled with needle teeth, her cheeks pink & rosy
1 - 5: Her lips & tongue scarred with burns
1 - 6: An open, sucking, star-shaped wound over the heart

2: White

2 - 1: Frost forming over the skin
2 - 2: A deathly paleness & no blood in her body
2 - 3: Freakishly long, multiply jointed fingers
2 - 4: Eyes of chipped ice
2 - 5: Translucent skin, muscle & organs
2 - 6: Teeth that are jagged, eternal icicles

3: Green

3 - 1: Sharp thorns growing out from vines visible under her skin
3 - 2: Hair of flowering plants
3 - 3: Shelves of mushrooms protruding from her body
3 - 4: Webbed feet & fingers, & a patagium running from wrist to hip
3 - 5: Eight eyes in a spiderlike band
3 - 6: Her flesh gravely poisonous & incorruptible

4: Blue

4 - 1: Her exhaled breath pluming in clouds of narcotic smoke
4 - 2: Her skin horned & discoloured like a toad's
4 - 3: A permanent static charge, her hair standing on end
4 - 4: Thick ivory talons on each finger
4 - 5: Her veins pressing out from skin in weblike patterns
4 - 6: Patches of iridescent scales

5: Black

5 - 1: The complexion of a drowned corpse
5 - 2: A cadaverous thinness, bones jutting out at sharp angles
5 - 3: A dark, corrosive ichor leaking from her wounds
5 - 4: Stagnant water running from her open mouth
5 - 5: One side of her body withered & rotten, bearing the mark of many plagues
5 - 6: Pharyngeal jaws

6: Gold

6 - 1: Eyes burning like embers in their sockets
6 - 2: Teeth & nails of many precious metals
6 - 3: Her shadow smoking from the ground in black vapours
6 - 4: Bones of solid gold
6 - 5: Her blood, spit & snot running scalding hot
6 - 6: Gemstones & crystals growing out from her body like tumours

...& wearing...

Clothing d6:

1: Red

1 - 1: A suit of lacquered crimson plate
1 - 2: Her cloak of flayed humanoid hides
1 - 3: Rich red velvet over ancient armour of rusted scales
1 - 4: A living fire elemental, enslaved & streaming from her body
1 - 5: Bulky furs, encrusted with gore
1 - 6: The stitched-together ghosts of her conquered foes

2: White

2 - 1: Only the thick, multicoloured ice that encrusts her body
2 - 2: A white silk robe, matching hood & a veil of diamond beads
2 - 3: Her gown of bubbling storm clouds
2 - 4: A dress of sculpted, overlapping hands of mirrored glass
2 - 5: A frozen water elemental, its screaming face forming an exquisite mask
2 - 6: A fantastically elaborate wedding dress

3: Green

3 - 1: A robe of flowing autumn leaves
3 - 2: Thick armour of elaborately carved wooden plates
3 - 3: Living fungal armor, a swollen mushroom-like bulb forming the helmet
3 - 4: Garlands of fresh flowers & a crude, wooden, many-faced mask
3 - 5: Interlaced vines that extend out from inside her throat
3 - 6: A swarm of writhing venomous snakes

4: Blue

4 - 1: A long coat of kaleidoscopic reptile scales
4 - 2: A rocky golem suit, richly inlaid, with multiple arms
4 - 3: Her rattling robe of crisscrossed claws & fangs, edge facing outwards
4 - 4: A toxic air elemental lashed around her body in a whirlwind
4 - 5: A turquoise leather jerkin & war paint of white ash
4 - 6: Flowing indigo robes over a breastplate & mail forged from meteoric iron

5: Black

5 - 1: A mourning dress studded with diverse living eyes
5 - 2: Billowing silk veils continually spun & re-spun by clusters of huge spiders perched on each shoulder
5 - 3: Fool's motley sculpted of murky, half-melted, acidic wax
5 - 4: Knightly armor of blackened steel (the gorget massively oversized) decorated with scenes of suffering
5 - 5: A suit of oily yellow bones & a skull helmet, tied up with black lace
5 - 6: Her cape of stinging flies

6: Gold

6 - 1: Armor of slick dark insect carapaces, leaking molten gold at the joints
6 - 2: An extravagantly ornate nun-like habit of cloth of gold
6 - 3: Shackles & chains made of coins from all nations
6 - 4: A solar half-mask & a star-studded astronomical robe
6 - 5: A dress & shawl of minute, clustered gemstones
6 - 6: Her sweeping cloak, marked with hundreds of metallic sigils - each binding a separate demon

She desires...

Desire d20:

1: Battle & bloody dominion
2: To dissect the mind, the body & the soul
3: The death of beautiful things
4: To avenge every slight a hundredfold
5: To be adored as if a god
6: To preserve eternally her works
7: To bring low the powerful & devour their flesh
8: That all that is not the embodiment of herself be destroyed
9: Rare & unique treasures from all corners of the earth
10: To topple the gods
11: Ineradicable safety for all under her rule, without choice or division
12: To let no dissenting voice be heard
13: An empire turned to death & ash at its most triumphant moment
14: The enslavement or genocide of all other species
15: The lost knowledge of sunken & destroyed cities
16: To create something new, perfect & indomitable
17: Victory in intrigue & with matched wits
18: To outdo all the previous conquerors of history
19: To extinguish the flame of hope in every heart
20: To gather great strength & survive the coming apocalypse

The princess can only be permanently killed...

Vulnerability d20:

1: When her heart is pierced through with iron & with ivory
2: By being drowned in the blood of foes slain by her own hand
3: When decapitated (the head lives on until destroyed)
4: By a blood relative
5: If she strikes the killing blow with her own hand
6: When all her works lie ruined & her followers lie dead, or have renounced her name
7: If, once her body is broken, her spirit is barred from all other hosts for 13 days
8: By being strangled with her own crown
9: If she has broken an oath freely made
10: When her heart has been extracted & consumed
11: When her body has been raised undead & then destroyed by fire
12: Under a harvest or hunter's moon
13: By dragonfire
14: When the body has been torn to pieces & the pieces buried far from each other for 1 year & 1 day
15: By striking the left heel or palm
16: If she is blinded & left to perish under the elements
17: While staring at her own reflection
18: By a man not of woman born
19: By fear, frost & fire all in conjunction
20: At the witching hour

She signals her authority with...

Symbol of Authority d20:

1: A tenfold voice, assembled in a patchwork of stolen cries & speeches
2: Her natural crown, which rises in ten intertwined spurs of bone from the skull
3: A sacred sword, now broken, with a terrible destiny awaiting it
4: Her left hand which heals, & her right hand which brings death
5: The visions from god she receives in ecstatic, weeping fits
6: Her instinctive command of all wild beasts & serpents
7: The chains with which she binds the spirits of the world
8: Those parts of her which were removed & have been replaced by marvellous artifices
9: The severed, still-living heads of the kings she has deposed
10: Her royal sceptre & the monstrous shadows cast by its light
11: The gilded bones of her sisters & rivals
12: An army of suffering ghosts, her victims, that haunt a step behind her
13: A blade of rainbows which reaches to the limit of the eye
14: The living things that wilt & wither under her feet
15: Her burning & radioactive presence
16: The pacts she has made with demons & other things deep beneath the earth
17: Her inhuman & incomprehensible lineage
18: The wealth of a fallen empire which she wears as jewellery
19: The contagious insanity of her gaze
20: An indestructible writ of authority & ownership over the world

She travels...

Carriage d20:

1: Standing atop the back of the huge & hungry prince of all toads
2: Riding a horse with the substance of shadow & a mane of fire
3: Walking on the backs of a tide of hooded, mutilated fanatics
4: On a floating island sculpted into a skeletal citadel
5: Sitting on an extravagant, many-legged walking throne
6: Carried in a howdah on the back of an enormous crippled giant
7: Standing on an gigantic wheeled chest packed full of feral goblins
8: Riding in an astral chariot pulled onwards by mad banshees
9: Mounted on a landshark pitted & scarred from countless battles
10: Enclosed in the projected dream of a drugged & psychic dreamer
11: Sailing a bloody iron juggernaut, with screaming captives hanging from hooks on its battlements
12: Riding a stag the size of a horse, its antlers studded with gems
13: Flown bodily by the tortured winds bound to her service
14: Sitting in a palanquin carried by her trusted retinue
15: On an airship low in the sky, festooned with weapons & plunder
16: Borne on a shield carried by armored valkyries
17: Siting on a throne ensconced in the mouth of the largest primordial serpent
18: Perched on a huge & ethereal butterfly, its wings painted with nightmares
19: In the massive siege engine which serves as her castle
20: With her feet on the rim of a huge iron cauldron borne aloft by the undead it creates

The princess holds court with...

Retinue d20:

1: Scribbling notaries recording her living biography
2: A company of shining knights
3: Four childhood companions all in her colours
4: Servile crocodilian mutants
5: A gang of drunken flowering dryads
6: Her generals, devoted demons all
7: A coven of prophetic witches
8: Young, delinquent vampires looking for kicks
9: The disfigured ghosts of her ancestors
10: Emissaries from a dozen mystic otherworlds
11: Cultists of the new flesh who idolise her every gesture
12: Blind painters, deaf musicians, mute singers & other ironic cripples
13: Forgotten monsters & their fearful tamers
14: Warrior astrologers from the high mountain peaks
15: Beautifully sculpted living statues
16: A host of slithering, gurgling abberations
17: Squires & pages recruited from the brightest, most promising nobility
18: Drowned dead soldiers strewn with seaweed
19: Forgetful wizards stepping backwards through time
20: Strange parasites controlling sickly human hosts

...marked by...

Retinue - Traits d20:

1: Their wicked depravity & endless cruelty
2: The jugs of enchanted alcohol they carry
3: Their rotting black fingers, covered in expensive rings
4: The lances they hold, covered in grotesque pennants
5: Their maimed & missing limbs
6: Their unshakeable, worshipful loyalty
7: The light that condenses & changes colour around them
8: Their berserk rages
9: Their crowns of flame
10: Their vivid colours & the bright clothing they wear
11: The exotic steeds they ride
12: The oversized & bloody blades they carry
13: The screaming slaves they drive before them
14: How they devour the bodies of their foes
15: The light of the black sun running through their veins
16: The huge train of skulls they pull behind them
17: The smell of incense & rot that precedes them
18: Their hidden faces which are never seen
19: Their lips coated in salt
20: The one eye they share between them all