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| 1 | + | _______________________________________________________________________ |
| 2 | The following is a true story. The name of those involved have either | |
| 3 | been removed to conceal their identity, or kept as is for educational | |
| 4 | purposes. | |
| 5 | Everything below is original and unaltered. | |
| 6 | ####################################################################### | |
| 7 | [GermanShephard Chatlog]============================================== | |
| 8 | [Day 1]================================================================ | |
| 9 | [Time: 11:45 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================ | |
| 10 | 11:45 PM - GermanShephard: -.- | |
| 11 | 11:45 PM - GermanShephard: Well | |
| 12 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: about 6 yearsago | |
| 13 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: me and that bastard used to actually be | |
| 14 | friends | |
| 15 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: and i had promised i would never leave him | |
| 16 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: for anything | |
| 17 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: it was one of those, "guy love" type of | |
| 18 | things | |
| 19 | 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: not sexual | |
| 20 | 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: but then again, not normal either | |
| 21 | 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and | |
| 22 | 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: lets just say that i kinda fucked up and | |
| 23 | let someone know about our secret | |
| 24 | 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and we both became targets in the new | |
| 25 | "grid" internet | |
| 26 | 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: Luckily, we both managed to delete all the | |
| 27 | files and othe BS about us | |
| 28 | 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: but he found out i told one of my friends | |
| 29 | while i was sorta kinda effed up | |
| 30 | 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: dont ask what | |
| 31 | 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: anyways | |
| 32 | 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: he hates me because he lost almost his | |
| 33 | entire lifes work (music) because it had to be deleted | |
| 34 | 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: and for some retarded reason, he has yet | |
| 35 | to forgive me | |
| 36 | 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 37 | 11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and now hes trying to deep fry your comp | |
| 38 | 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: Yes. | |
| 39 | 11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you live together/ near each other? | |
| 40 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: its his way of making me feel what its | |
| 41 | like to have your entire lifes work removed from existance. | |
| 42 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: no | |
| 43 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he still lives in Russia | |
| 44 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 45 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: i moved here thinking he would forget about | |
| 46 | me | |
| 47 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: ...and i was VERY wrong | |
| 48 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: infact | |
| 49 | 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he just got more mad because he thought | |
| 50 | i was leaving him | |
| 51 | 11:51 PM - GermanShephard: HE left ME | |
| 52 | [Several pages of text later]========================================== | |
| 53 | [Time: 11:55 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================ | |
| 54 | 11:55 PM - GermanShephard: you just gave me an amazing idea | |
| 55 | 11:55 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm? | |
| 56 | 11:55 PM - GermanShephard: Fake my own online death | |
| 57 | ####################################################################### | |
| 58 | [GermanShephard Chatlog part II]====================================== | |
| 59 | [Day 2]================================================================ | |
| 60 | [Time: 7:03 PM Feb 8 2010]============================================= | |
| 61 | ||
| 62 | Note: refer to this http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7868/bl4z3d.png | |
| 63 | for reference as to what the subject saw. | |
| 64 | ||
| 65 | 7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: take a look at your group history | |
| 66 | 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: ok | |
| 67 | 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: O-o | |
| 68 | 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: why? | |
| 69 | 7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: blzr5 | |
| 70 | 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: !!!!! | |
| 71 | 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: WTFH4X | |
| 72 | 7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is that the guy? | |
| 73 | 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: WHAT THE FUCK | |
| 74 | 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: O_o | |
| 75 | 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: that could be him... | |
| 76 | 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: depends... | |
| 77 | 7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: thats like...9 pages of join / leave | |
| 78 | 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: i cant see his profile | |
| 79 | 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: yeah... | |
| 80 | 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: O_o | |
| 81 | 7:05 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: boy, you really must have pissed him off | |
| 82 | ...or he really doesn't have a life | |
| 83 | 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: ill add him to my friends list to see if i | |
| 84 | cant get a response out of him | |
| 85 | 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 86 | [Several minutes later]================================================ | |
| 87 | [Time: 7:09 PM Feb 8 2010]============================================= | |
| 88 | 7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hey, umm, out of curiosity... what is NS and GT? | |
| 89 | 7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: you mentioned them yesterday | |
| 90 | 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: GigaTriton and NovaStrike | |
| 91 | 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: the two dead supercomputers sitting in my | |
| 92 | basment | |
| 93 | 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 94 | 7:10 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what did he do to them? | |
| 95 | 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: RAEP | |
| 96 | 7:11 PM - GermanShephard: ._. | |
| 97 | 7:12 PM - GermanShephard: he spammed the terminate command to them | |
| 98 | and killed them by forcing them to overclock to the point that they | |
| 99 | ended up in an infinite loop and fried themselves | |
| 100 | 7:12 PM - GermanShephard: .-. | |
| 101 | 7:13 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: didnt you say you had more? | |
| 102 | 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: yeah | |
| 103 | 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: its all in my profile | |
| 104 | 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: your going to LOVE the announcent i made | |
| 105 | 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: >:3 | |
| 106 | 7:15 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments section | |
| 107 | 7:15 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: i dont see it... | |
| 108 | 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: dude | |
| 109 | 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments in my profile | |
| 110 | 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: announcment | |
| 111 | 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: >:3 | |
| 112 | 7:16 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh, i thought you meant your group xD | |
| 113 | 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: lol | |
| 114 | ||
| 115 | [GermanShephards announcement]======================================== | |
| 116 | ....and i thought i was desperate. I intercepted a handshake protocall | |
| 117 | from Blazar5's Murderframe and the little assmuncher was asking someone | |
| 118 | for HALP. FAIL. That means he was bluffing, and it also means i can go | |
| 119 | on with my life now. The message was as follows: | |
| 120 | ||
| 121 | "oh shit oh shit oh shit dude help help i threated some germin fur dude | |
| 122 | and my buddehs ragequit on me FFFF- HALP 0_0" | |
| 123 | ||
| 124 | All i have to say is: | |
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| 130 | ||
| 131 | Basically, his clan thought they were going against an entire team | |
| 132 | because Blazar5 lied to them and said that there were several other | |
| 133 | people helping me. Once they found out there was only just me, they | |
| 134 | GTFO'd because they knew they were going to get banned from the clan | |
| 135 | for "ganging" | |
| 136 | ======================================================================= | |
| 137 | ||
| 138 | 7:17 PM - GermanShephard: this also might be another member of Bclan | |
| 139 | 7:17 PM - GermanShephard: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Geomancia | |
| 140 | 7:31 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: so, didnt you say you had more supercomputers? | |
| 141 | 7:35 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm? | |
| 142 | 7:35 PM - GermanShephard: yes | |
| 143 | 7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: aren't you afraid hes going to target them? | |
| 144 | 7:36 PM - GermanShephard: not really | |
| 145 | 7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not? | |
| 146 | 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they arent on my SSiD listings yet | |
| 147 | 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have a IP set up yet | |
| 148 | 7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: for the grid internet? | |
| 149 | 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: yeah | |
| 150 | 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have permissions of any kind yet | |
| 151 | 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 152 | 7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what do you use them for? | |
| 153 | 7:42 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and what is the grid internet? | |
| 154 | 7:42 PM - GermanShephard: WUT | |
| 155 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: DUDE | |
| 156 | 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is it another way of saying 'internet'? | |
| 157 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: its the internet as it is right now | |
| 158 | 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh | |
| 159 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: there are two internets now | |
| 160 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid, and the Net | |
| 161 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: :/ | |
| 162 | 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: whats the difference? | |
| 163 | 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: im not familiar with the grid | |
| 164 | 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid is the same exact thing as the Net, | |
| 165 | just faster | |
| 166 | 7:44 PM - GermanShephard: a FUCKLOAD faster | |
| 167 | 7:44 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you use both? or just one? | |
| 168 | 7:45 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: also, hows do you plan on faking your internet | |
| 169 | death? | |
| 170 | 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: laptop | |
| 171 | 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: lol | |
| 172 | 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: dont need to anymore though | |
| 173 | 7:46 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not? | |
| 174 | 7:48 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: he gave up? | |
| 175 | 7:52 PM - GermanShephard: look at my profile | |
| 176 | ||
| 177 | Note: He is referring to the comments on his profile. | |
| 178 | See above for details. | |
| 179 | Problem solved. This is XXXXXXXXXXX, signing off. | |
| 180 | ======================================================================= | |
| 181 | [End of Chatlog] | |
| 182 | ======================================================================= |
