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1 | bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828 | |
2 | - | CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376748 |
2 | + | CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991 |
3 | Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543 | |
4 | Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612 | |
5 | Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170 | |
6 | Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882 | |
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12 | [02:45] <flibbyjibbits> You are instructed by some armed guards to follow them to the castle | |
13 | [02:46] <flibbyjibbits> what had you rolled for hiding the dagger? Unless you want to let them take it when they're asking everyone to leave their weapons outside in the courtyard | |
14 | [02:47] <Moonside> It was 19. | |
15 | [02:47] <flibbyjibbits> wel they rolled a 5 so you can keep that | |
16 | [02:47] <Moonside> I mean, the total, with all the bonuses. | |
17 | [02:47] <Skeleton> I write my name on my weapons using... prestidigitation | |
18 | [02:47] <Moonside> I guess I will. You never know. | |
19 | [02:48] <Deathfish64> You can keep your weapons, I. HAVE. SUMMONING. | |
20 | [02:48] <Skeleton> And I have THUNDERPUNCH | |
21 | [02:48] <Moonside> What would they do if a Monk came by? | |
22 | [02:48] <Deathfish64> Though I do not actually make the guards aware of that | |
23 | [02:48] <Deathfish64> Remove his fists, Moon | |
24 | [02:48] <Deathfish64> Or make him wear fluffy mittens | |
25 | [02:48] <Moonside> Monks can attack with any part of their body. | |
26 | [02:49] <flibbyjibbits> [perception: you can hear them talking, "What do we do about the mages? Cant confiscate their hands?" "No, the illusion guy will be there, he can probably counterspell them or something. I don't understand magic." | |
27 | [02:49] <Moonside> Whose perception was that? | |
28 | [02:49] <Moonside> If it was me, I laugh silently. | |
29 | [02:49] <flibbyjibbits> Freddies | |
30 | [02:49] <Moonside> Oh, nevermind. | |
31 | [02:49] <Skeleton> I wonder (What, do they think I'm gonna attack someone?) | |
32 | [02:49] <Deathfish64> It's the royal family, they can't be too careful | |
33 | [02:50] <Deathfish64> (except when checking for concealed daggers I guess) | |
34 | [02:50] <CommodoreJim> (Well they don't wanna search the woman too much, lest they get accused of unsavory things) | |
35 | [02:50] <Skeleton> I relay the message that the guards are... on guard... with Message | |
36 | [02:50] <Moonside> Let's say that it's hidden between her boobs or something. | |
37 | [02:50] <flibbyjibbits> The meal hall is quite large, with four tables laid out- one perpendicular to the other three. The three are for the teams and any other guests of honor, and the fourth is for the court and royalty | |
38 | [02:52] <Skeleton> (A giant E. How about that) | |
39 | [02:52] <flibbyjibbits> oh | |
40 | [02:52] <flibbyjibbits> yes that is exactly what it is | |
41 | [02:52] <Skeleton> (Oh these are just my thoughts to myself) | |
42 | [02:52] <flibbyjibbits> I was thinking like "A T but with two more? too bad theres no letter that resembles that" | |
43 | [02:52] <Moonside> Haha. | |
44 | [02:52] <Skeleton> Hahaha | |
45 | [02:53] <Deathfish64> Like an F but with another one | |
46 | [02:53] <flibbyjibbits> [also; if jim is here, his character can be either one of the guards standing at attention, maybe like at the end of their teams table, or somewhere else in the room] | |
47 | [02:54] <CommodoreJim> Hmmm | |
48 | [02:54] <Skeleton> SELECT YOUR HEROES | |
49 | [02:55] <flibbyjibbits> unrelated but oh my fucking http://i.imgur.com/8EWzu.jpg | |
50 | [02:55] <CommodoreJim> Guess I'll be at attention at the end of their table. Do I get to have my weapon because I am a guard? If so I'm carrying my HUGE AS HELL AXE over my shoulder. | |
51 | [02:56] <CommodoreJim> Pffahaha | |
52 | [02:56] <Deathfish64> tempted to try and use some sort of harmless spell like Detect Magic to see if there is anything fishy but don't really want to look suspicious. | |
53 | [02:56] <flibbyjibbits> the guards have their weapons ready and the parade armor | |
54 | [02:56] <Deathfish64> Night Stalker you are not The Count | |
55 | [02:56] <CommodoreJim> Alright, cool Does the armor involve helmets of any sort? Then I could hide my being a half-orc! Drama! | |
56 | [02:57] <Skeleton> "I have helmet hair" | |
57 | [02:57] <Moonside> Perception check to look around the room. | |
58 | [02:57] <Moonside> And notice things in general. | |
59 | [02:58] <flibbyjibbits> it can if you want | |
60 | [02:58] <Moonside> (Jim's axe is secretly a war fan) | |
61 | [02:58] <flibbyjibbits> perception 18 + 5 =23 | |
62 | [02:59] <CommodoreJim> Alright then, cool. I have my helmet. I just look like a kinda big person. And as stated before, I have a HUGE AS HELL AXE over my shoulder as I stand at attention | |
63 | [02:59] <flibbyjibbits> You notice that most of the people in the room are just talking and eating, theres some workers going around, replacing dishes and filling plates, the king seems to be getting ready to make a speach. Also, Gil is incredibly tense looking, staring straight at the royal table | |
64 | [02:59] <Skeleton> You used a telescope to survey a room? | |
65 | [02:59] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
66 | [03:00] <Moonside> What about the food? | |
67 | [03:00] <flibbyjibbits> The air is all shimmery around the Illusionist, who I am reffered to as such for now because I neglected to give him a proper name | |
68 | [03:00] <flibbyjibbits> The food is fancy as all hell | |
69 | [03:00] <Skeleton> (Man I'm hungry. All I've had all day was tea, bread, milk and nuts) | |
70 | [03:00] <flibbyjibbits> you think one of the dishes might be legitimate dragon meat | |
71 | [03:00] <Moonside> I dig right in then, never having seen such fancy food in my entire life. | |
72 | [03:00] <Deathfish64> I grab some random foodstuffs and eat | |
73 | [03:00] <Skeleton> FOOD. | |
74 | [03:01] <Moonside> "Mmmm... I wish Elly was here..." | |
75 | [03:01] <flibbyjibbits> One of the workers leans in, "You know, most of the ceremony plates are made of Ashra's scales, they're still intact all these years. Easy as hell to clean, too." | |
76 | [03:01] <Moonside> "Oh, really? That's... amazing." Can I do an Appraise check on the plates? | |
77 | [03:02] <Deathfish64> Pikkupstix moves some food aside and begins to intently study his plate | |
78 | [03:03] <Skeleton> "Bet they don't scratch or break either eh" | |
79 | [03:03] <flibbyjibbits> appraise 18 : He is either lying or misinformed. They do seem to be some combination of silver and some other metal, though | |
80 | [03:04] <Moonside> "..." I'm a little disappointed, but don't tell this to the stick guy because it's quite amusing seeing him study it like that. | |
81 | [03:04] <CommodoreJim> In truth probably only the royal table gets the scaleplates :Y | |
82 | [03:04] <flibbyjibbits> with a straight up int roll he is pretty sure that theyre made of metal | |
83 | [03:05] <Moonside> Awww. | |
84 | [03:05] <flibbyjibbits> unless he thinks dragons have metal scales | |
85 | [03:05] <Moonside> What color are they? | |
86 | [03:05] <Deathfish64> "Awww." | |
87 | [03:05] <CommodoreJim> While the guests get replicas. That's just what I'm assuming. | |
88 | [03:05] <Skeleton> Freddie doesn't care what he's eatin off of | |
89 | [03:05] <flibbyjibbits> The side you eat on is polished, nearly mirrorlike silver, the other side is blackened | |
90 | [03:05] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
91 | [03:05] <Deathfish64> Pretty sure I'm smart enough to know that at least not all dragons have metal scales | |
92 | [03:06] <flibbyjibbits> any monster enthusiast would know tht | |
93 | [03:06] <Deathfish64> yeah | |
94 | [03:06] <Deathfish64> (some do, right?) | |
95 | [03:06] <Moonside> I finish eating my food. It was delicious. | |
96 | [03:07] <flibbyjibbits> [The nomocon says that despite metallic appearance they're just really strong organic material; I personally like to rule them as having a metallic component, without getting into too much detail] | |
97 | [03:07] <Deathfish64> (oh okay) | |
98 | [03:07] <Moonside> Nomocon? | |
99 | [03:07] <flibbyjibbits> draconomocon | |
100 | [03:07] <flibbyjibbits> nomicon | |
101 | [03:07] <flibbyjibbits> whatever | |
102 | [03:07] <Deathfish64> I roll an 8, my food was mediocre. | |
103 | [03:08] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
104 | [03:08] <flibbyjibbits> The young king stands up, to begin to make a speach | |
105 | [03:08] <Skeleton> I rolled a 2. I want seconds | |
106 | [03:08] <Moonside> How old is the queen? | |
107 | [03:09] <Skeleton> A MILLION | |
108 | [03:09] <flibbyjibbits> The current king is 18, his dad died a few years ago of a strange curse. This one has not chosen a queen yet but hes got a few ladies about while he waits to decide | |
109 | [03:09] <Skeleton> Just kidding I don't know! | |
110 | [03:09] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
111 | [03:10] <flibbyjibbits> Where the queen would typically sit, the Illusionist has slid his chair over. He appears to be quite old, though you can't guess a number | |
112 | [03:10] <Moonside> It's Dumbledore! | |
113 | [03:10] <CommodoreJim> No, it's Dumblydore. You stupid motherfucker. | |
114 | [03:10] <Skeleton> DUMBLEDORE!? | |
115 | [03:10] <Skeleton> I need his autograph | |
116 | [03:10] <CommodoreJim> Sorry he swore he has a headache | |
117 | [03:11] <flibbyjibbits> "Ahem, we are gathered here today to remember what my ancestors did 800 years ago, to found this kingdom. Even though, over the years it has broken up a bit to the north and south, and even though we had to cede some land to our neighbors in Farim, we still stand strong." |