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| 1 | HabeusKaiju sits in his office, dumping in candy | |
| 2 | Teddy_Banks knocks on the door | |
| 3 | <HabeusKaiju>: wait, question. This pre- or post- meeting?] | |
| 4 | <Teddy_Banks>: [lets say post] | |
| 5 | <Teddy_Banks>: [no reason not to] | |
| 6 | <HabeusKaiju>: Come in! | |
| 7 | Teddy_Banks opens the door and steps inside | |
| 8 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey, boss" | |
| 9 | <HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, how ya doing, Teddy boy? | |
| 10 | <HabeusKaiju>: have a seat! | |
| 11 | *** Dibbles is now known as Skyler | |
| 12 | <HabeusKaiju>: Teddy_Banks?] | |
| 13 | <Teddy_Banks>: [sorry back] | |
| 14 | <Teddy_Banks>: [had to grab something] | |
| 15 | <HabeusKaiju>: mmkay] | |
| 16 | Teddy_Banks slides into the seat | |
| 17 | <Teddy_Banks>: "A Okay, boss man | |
| 18 | <HabeusKaiju>: So, I never got to do one of these here interviews, but it's required off all S-men, so, how about we get to it, okay? | |
| 19 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Let's hit it" | |
| 20 | <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, what's your name? | |
| 21 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Teddy Banks" | |
| 22 | <HabeusKaiju>: Good, good. Where are ya from? | |
| 23 | <Teddy_Banks>: "SoCal born and raised" | |
| 24 | <Teddy_Banks>: "San Diego's a blast" | |
| 25 | <HabeusKaiju>: gotcha, and your powers? | |
| 26 | <Teddy_Banks>: [Are we doing pre instead?] | |
| 27 | <HabeusKaiju>: no, no, you can ask, if ya want, it;ll be explained] | |
| 28 | <Teddy_Banks>: [kay] | |
| 29 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Like in more detail?" | |
| 30 | <HabeusKaiju>: Yea, state your powers, and say what you can fully do with them | |
| 31 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well Telepathy and healing" | |
| 32 | HabeusKaiju nods | |
| 33 | <Teddy_Banks>: "My folks got doctors to work out the whole shebang though down to like a science" | |
| 34 | <Teddy_Banks>: "My telepathy functions as a form of electrically mumbo jumbo signals that like share a form of linguistic thoughts forming conversations between two or more people" | |
| 35 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Im packing about a 50 yard range I think for a whole group of people | |
| 36 | <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha | |
| 37 | <Teddy_Banks>: and I can reach pretty far to talk to a single person" | |
| 38 | <HabeusKaiju>: how far we talking? | |
| 39 | Teddy_Banks shrugs | |
| 40 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Maybe a mile if I'm really focusing" | |
| 41 | <HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it | |
| 42 | <Teddy_Banks>: "And I can do some cool hypnotic stuff to sleeping people or folks who are down to tango with my mind vibes, ya feel me, boss man? | |
| 43 | <HabeusKaiju>: I feel ya | |
| 44 | <HabeusKaiju>: Nothing too...intrusive, right? | |
| 45 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I can read minds if I focus and share a stream of consciousness" | |
| 46 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I can sharpen or dull the emotions of willing people and less intelligent people" | |
| 47 | <HabeusKaiju>: but only with permission, right? | |
| 48 | HabeusKaiju is feeling a bit uneasy about this | |
| 49 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Nah, but I can dig that cats gotta do their thing without me barging in" | |
| 50 | <Teddy_Banks>: "It's not like a learn you're deepest secrets and stuff ya know" | |
| 51 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Or cans see memories" | |
| 52 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Just when I want to I can see what people are thinking at a moment" | |
| 53 | <Teddy_Banks>: "S'good for pickin up chicks" | |
| 54 | <HabeusKaiju>: Ah, gotcha... | |
| 55 | HabeusKaiju scratches his knuckles | |
| 56 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Whassamatter?" | |
| 57 | <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, it's nothing... | |
| 58 | <HabeusKaiju>: PleaseDontReadMyMind | |
| 59 | <Teddy_Banks>: [was that outloud or?] | |
| 60 | <HabeusKaiju>: blue is mind] | |
| 61 | <Teddy_Banks>: [I was doing grey but k] | |
| 62 | <HabeusKaiju>: So...what kinda things you into? | |
| 63 | <Teddy_Banks>: I dabble in all kindsa stuff" | |
| 64 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I'm all about just chillin' with my dudes though" | |
| 65 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Im in the process of finding some dudes" | |
| 66 | <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha. What does chilling entail? A quick malt at the sockhoppe? | |
| 67 | <HabeusKaiju>: And there are plenty of guys here that you can chum up with | |
| 68 | Teddy_Banks looks down at his hand which has Antonio and Skyler written on it | |
| 69 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah, we'll see" | |
| 70 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Oh you know getting back to the crib, shootin' the wind, going out and finding cuties, get some appetizers" | |
| 71 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Whatever the dudes are into I'm all about bein | |
| 72 | <Teddy_Banks>: Doctor Feelgood with my bros ya know man? | |
| 73 | <HabeusKaiju>: I gotcha. I gotcha. I use to do the same thing with my old bud, Chad, back in the day | |
| 74 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well I mean dude singular doesn't jam so well" | |
| 75 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Its all about the dudes" | |
| 76 | <HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it | |
| 77 | <HabeusKaiju>: but, other than hanging, what else do you like to do? | |
| 78 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well I used to party it up a lot" | |
| 79 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Wish I still did" | |
| 80 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Folks aren't so down with the receipt I was dropping though" | |
| 81 | <HabeusKaiju>: Well, I am sure you can still find ways to have fun here | |
| 82 | <Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see" | |
| 83 | <HabeusKaiju>: So, ya liking it here then? | |
| 84 | Teddy_Banks shrugs | |
| 85 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Seems pretty quaint" | |
| 86 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Not my style but I can dig it" | |
| 87 | <HabeusKaiju>: Anything you wanna chat about? | |
| 88 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well you wanna hear about my second power?" | |
| 89 | <HabeusKaiju>: Sure! | |
| 90 | <HabeusKaiju>: Gotta get it on tape | |
| 91 | HabeusKaiju points towards the camera | |
| 92 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well it's kinda like healing" | |
| 93 | <Teddy_Banks>: "My body's all tricked out to help with recovery" | |
| 94 | <Teddy_Banks>: "My skin let's out little enzymes and stuff that speed up the body's natural processes and causes regeneration, and then I let out like a pheromone that dulls pain and makes people feel healthy and good" | |
| 95 | <HabeusKaiju>: nice! | |
| 96 | <Teddy_Banks>: "It's subtle but if you look for it you'll notice it when I'm around" | |
| 97 | HabeusKaiju nods | |
| 98 | <HabeusKaiju>: Anything else? | |
| 99 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Not really with powers but telepathy has room for growth probably" | |
| 100 | <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, totally. We have people to help with that, and such | |
| 101 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Cool" | |
| 102 | <HabeusKaiju>: And, I'll get you a room as soon as I can, okay? | |
| 103 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I can probably get a apartment in town if a room isn't working out" | |
| 104 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I uh" | |
| 105 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Mr Honda?" | |
| 106 | <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, Ted? | |
| 107 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Why are you scared of my powers?" | |
| 108 | <HabeusKaiju>: Oh... | |
| 109 | <HabeusKaiju>: I have had...a bad encounter in the past...with mind stuff | |
| 110 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Well what's that got to do with me" | |
| 111 | <HabeusKaiju>: I spent 2 months not in control of my body...so I feel uneased by hypnotic suggestions and such | |
| 112 | <HabeusKaiju>: It's not you, it's just....how it is | |
| 113 | HabeusKaiju scratches his neck | |
| 114 | <Teddy_Banks>: I mean what most quacks and telepaths call hypnosis is all wrong | |
| 115 | <Teddy_Banks>: They just like hijack your mind and stuff" | |
| 116 | <Teddy_Banks>: I'm just an actual hypnotist | |
| 117 | <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, I guess... | |
| 118 | Teddy_Banks adjusts his collar | |
| 119 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Right" | |
| 120 | <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry, I just got back from it, and I need to work on it, ya know? | |
| 121 | <Teddy_Banks>: "It's tough man" | |
| 122 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Being a telepath" | |
| 123 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I tell anyone Im a telepath and suddenly I'm some kinda supervillain jr. schools throw you out, friends stop wanting to be around ya" | |
| 124 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Don't even get me started on romance" | |
| 125 | <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry Ted, I didn't mean to offend, it's unfair, I can dig that. How many people think about inviting me to dinner parties? | |
| 126 | <HabeusKaiju>: No one likes a lawyer | |
| 127 | HabeusKaiju chuckles | |
| 128 | <HabeusKaiju>: So yeah, listen, it's nothing against you, just something I will work on, okay? | |
| 129 | HabeusKaiju holds out his pinkie, and wriggles it | |
| 130 | <HabeusKaiju>: Promise? | |
| 131 | Teddy_Banks shakes pinky | |
| 132 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I'm gonna level with you, boss" | |
| 133 | <Teddy_Banks>: "This kinda killed my vibes, I've gotten thrown outta 3 schools for this its so easy to just claim I cheat, I was kinda hoping this place would be used to this sort of thing" | |
| 134 | <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, hey, the school is fine with this stuff man, trust me. Just, it's an irrational fear of mine. You see where I am coming from, right? | |
| 135 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I guess" | |
| 136 | <Teddy_Banks>: "You would know if I was in your head anyways I make a sound when I am" | |
| 137 | <HabeusKaiju>: alright, I'll take note. Is that all then? | |
| 138 | <Teddy_Banks>: "You'll hear white noise" | |
| 139 | <Teddy_Banks>: "And yeah I think I'm through speaking to you" | |
| 140 | <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, hope to see you again then, Ted! | |
| 141 | HabeusKaiju smiles and waves | |
| 142 | <Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see" | |
| 143 | Teddy_Banks gets up out of the chair | |
| 144 | Teddy_Banks exits the room | |
| 145 | <HabeusKaiju>: Good kid... | |
| 146 | HabeusKaiju scribbles down on his notepad | |
| 147 | <HabeusKaiju>: exuent?] | |
| 148 | <HabeusKaiju>: or anything ya gonna say?] | |
| 149 | - | Teddy_Banks checks into the hotel he's staying at while his room gets settled sits out on the balcony smokes half a g while tuning in and out to people streams below before going into his room and sleeping |
| 149 | + | Teddy_Banks checks into the hotel he's staying at while his room gets settled sits out on the balcony smokes half a g while tuning in and out to people streams below before going into his room and sleeping |
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| 151 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey dude I'm asking like everyone have you seen my bong?" | |
| 152 | <Skyler>: "Never seen it before. What's it look like?" | |
| 153 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Crystal, little bowl, kinda tubular" | |
| 154 | <Skyler>: "Nope. I'll keep my eyes peeled. Consider it my repayment." | |
| 155 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey no worries man" | |
| 156 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey we're like bros right" | |
| 157 | <Skyler>: "We're S-Men, dude." | |
| 158 | <Teddy_Banks>: "We're gonna go places man" | |
| 159 | <Skyler>: "I'm more focused on the whole saving people aspect than the fame." | |
| 160 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Oh well shyeah" | |
| 161 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Anyways got some scoop on tall dark and creepy out the woods, checkit" | |
| 162 | <Skyler>: "Do tell." | |
| 163 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Apparently he's been here for like half a year traveling around the state mostly settling in like the woods nearby, actually has some vicious tech" | |
| 164 | <Skyler>: "Got it. That all?" | |
| 165 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I guess" | |
| 166 | <Skyler>: "Thanks, man. It'll help." | |
| 167 | <Teddy_Banks>: "Skyler" | |
| 168 | <Skyler>: "Hmm?" | |
| 169 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I don't like shoot from the heart all the time but" | |
| 170 | <Teddy_Banks>: "But I just wanna say like" | |
| 171 | <Teddy_Banks>: "I was worried about like when I moved here even like my folks had basically tossed me out" | |
| 172 | <Teddy_Banks>: "And most people don't throw their lot in with me like always" | |
| 173 | <Teddy_Banks>: "So just like thanks for being my frie- | |
| 174 | Teddys voice fades out a brief white noise follows and then silence |