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HabeusKaiju sits in his office, dumping in candy
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Teddy_Banks knocks on the door
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<HabeusKaiju>: wait, question. This pre- or post- meeting?]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [lets say post]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [no reason not to]
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<HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
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Teddy_Banks opens the door and steps inside
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey, boss"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, how ya doing, Teddy boy?
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<HabeusKaiju>: have a seat!
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*** Dibbles is now known as Skyler
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<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy_Banks?]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [sorry back]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [had to grab something]
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<HabeusKaiju>: mmkay]
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Teddy_Banks slides into the seat
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<Teddy_Banks>: "A Okay, boss man
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<HabeusKaiju>: So, I never got to do one of these here interviews, but it's required off all S-men, so, how about we get to it, okay?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Let's hit it"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, what's your name?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Teddy Banks"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Good, good. Where are ya from?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "SoCal born and raised"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "San Diego's a blast"
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<HabeusKaiju>: gotcha, and your powers?
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<Teddy_Banks>: [Are we doing pre instead?]
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<HabeusKaiju>: no, no, you can ask, if ya want, it;ll be explained]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [kay]
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Like in more detail?"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, state your powers, and say what you can fully do with them
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well Telepathy and healing"
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HabeusKaiju nods
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<Teddy_Banks>: "My folks got doctors to work out the whole shebang though down to like a science"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "My telepathy functions as a form of electrically mumbo jumbo signals that like share a form of linguistic thoughts forming conversations between two or more people"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Im packing about a 50 yard range I think for a whole group of people
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<HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha
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<Teddy_Banks>: and I can reach pretty far to talk to a single person"
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<HabeusKaiju>: how far we talking?
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Teddy_Banks shrugs
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Maybe a mile if I'm really focusing"
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<HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it
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<Teddy_Banks>: "And I can do some cool hypnotic stuff to sleeping people or folks who are down to tango with my mind vibes, ya feel me, boss man?
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<HabeusKaiju>: I feel ya
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<HabeusKaiju>: Nothing too...intrusive, right?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I can read minds if I focus and share a stream of consciousness"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I can sharpen or dull the emotions of willing people and less intelligent people"
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<HabeusKaiju>: but only with permission, right?
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HabeusKaiju is feeling a bit uneasy about this
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Nah, but I can dig that cats gotta do their thing without me barging in"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "It's not like a learn you're deepest secrets and stuff ya know"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Or cans see memories"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Just when I want to I can see what people are thinking at a moment"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "S'good for pickin up chicks"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Ah, gotcha...
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HabeusKaiju scratches his knuckles
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Whassamatter?"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, it's nothing...
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<HabeusKaiju>: PleaseDontReadMyMind
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<Teddy_Banks>: [was that outloud or?]
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<HabeusKaiju>: blue is mind]
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<Teddy_Banks>: [I was doing grey but k]
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<HabeusKaiju>: So...what kinda things you into?
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<Teddy_Banks>: I dabble in all kindsa stuff"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I'm all about just chillin' with my dudes though"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Im in the process of finding some dudes"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha. What does chilling entail? A quick malt at the sockhoppe?
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<HabeusKaiju>: And there are plenty of guys here that you can chum up with
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Teddy_Banks looks down at his hand which has Antonio and Skyler written on it
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah, we'll see"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Oh you know getting back to the crib, shootin' the wind, going out and finding cuties, get some appetizers"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Whatever the dudes are into I'm all about bein
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<Teddy_Banks>: Doctor Feelgood with my bros ya know man?
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<HabeusKaiju>: I gotcha. I gotcha. I use to do the same thing with my old bud, Chad, back in the day
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well I mean dude singular doesn't jam so well"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Its all about the dudes"
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<HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it
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<HabeusKaiju>: but, other than hanging, what else do you like to do?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well I used to party it up a lot"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Wish I still did"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Folks aren't so down with the receipt I was dropping though"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I am sure you can still find ways to have fun here
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<Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see"
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<HabeusKaiju>: So, ya liking it here then?
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Teddy_Banks shrugs
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Seems pretty quaint"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Not my style but I can dig it"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Anything you wanna chat about?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well you wanna hear about my second power?"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Sure!
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<HabeusKaiju>: Gotta get it on tape
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HabeusKaiju points towards the camera
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well it's kinda like healing"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "My body's all tricked out to help with recovery"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "My skin let's out little enzymes and stuff that speed up the body's natural processes and causes regeneration, and then I let out like a pheromone that dulls pain and makes people feel healthy and good"
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<HabeusKaiju>: nice!
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<Teddy_Banks>: "It's subtle but if you look for it you'll notice it when I'm around"
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HabeusKaiju nods
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<HabeusKaiju>: Anything else?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Not really with powers but telepathy has room for growth probably"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, totally. We have people to help with that, and such
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Cool"
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<HabeusKaiju>: And, I'll get you a room as soon as I can, okay?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I can probably get a apartment in town if a room isn't working out"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I uh"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Mr Honda?"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Yes, Ted?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Why are you scared of my powers?"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
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<HabeusKaiju>: I have had...a bad encounter in the past...with mind stuff
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Well what's that got to do with me"
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<HabeusKaiju>: I spent 2 months not in control of my body...so I feel uneased by hypnotic suggestions and such
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<HabeusKaiju>: It's not you, it's just....how it is
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HabeusKaiju scratches his neck
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<Teddy_Banks>: I mean what most quacks and telepaths call hypnosis is all wrong
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<Teddy_Banks>: They just like hijack your mind and stuff"
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<Teddy_Banks>: I'm just an actual hypnotist
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<HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, I guess...
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Teddy_Banks adjusts his collar
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Right"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Sorry, I just got back from it, and I need to work on it, ya know?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "It's tough man"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Being a telepath"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I tell anyone Im a telepath and suddenly I'm some kinda supervillain jr. schools throw you out, friends stop wanting to be around ya"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Don't even get me started on romance"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Sorry Ted, I didn't mean to offend, it's unfair, I can dig that. How many people think about inviting me to dinner parties?
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<HabeusKaiju>: No one likes a lawyer
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HabeusKaiju chuckles
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<HabeusKaiju>: So yeah, listen, it's nothing against you, just something I will work on, okay?
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HabeusKaiju holds out his pinkie, and wriggles it
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<HabeusKaiju>: Promise?
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Teddy_Banks shakes pinky
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I'm gonna level with you, boss"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "This kinda killed my vibes, I've gotten thrown outta 3 schools for this its so easy to just claim I cheat, I was kinda hoping this place would be used to this sort of thing"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, hey, the school is fine with this stuff man, trust me. Just, it's an irrational fear of mine. You see where I am coming from, right?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I guess"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "You would know if I was in your head anyways I make a sound when I am"
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<HabeusKaiju>: alright, I'll take note. Is that all then?
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<Teddy_Banks>: "You'll hear white noise"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "And yeah I think I'm through speaking to you"
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<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, hope to see you again then, Ted!
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HabeusKaiju smiles and waves
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<Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see"
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Teddy_Banks gets up out of the chair
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Teddy_Banks exits the room
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<HabeusKaiju>: Good kid...
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HabeusKaiju scribbles down on his notepad
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<HabeusKaiju>: exuent?]
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<HabeusKaiju>: or anything ya gonna say?]
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Teddy_Banks checks into the hotel he's staying at while his room gets settled sits out on the balcony smokes half a g while tuning in and out to people streams below before going into his room and sleeping
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Teddy_Banks checks into the hotel he's staying at while his room gets settled sits out on the balcony smokes half a g while tuning in and out to people streams below before going into his room and sleeping
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey dude I'm asking like everyone have you seen my bong?"
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<Skyler>: "Never seen it before. What's it look like?"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Crystal, little bowl, kinda tubular"
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<Skyler>: "Nope. I'll keep my eyes peeled. Consider it my repayment."
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey no worries man"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey we're like bros right"
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<Skyler>: "We're S-Men, dude."
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<Teddy_Banks>: "We're gonna go places man"
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<Skyler>: "I'm more focused on the whole saving people aspect than the fame."
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Oh well shyeah"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Anyways got some scoop on tall dark and creepy out the woods, checkit"
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<Skyler>: "Do tell."
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Apparently he's been here for like half a year traveling around the state mostly settling in like the woods nearby, actually has some vicious tech"
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<Skyler>: "Got it. That all?"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I guess"
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<Skyler>: "Thanks, man. It'll help."
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<Teddy_Banks>: "Skyler"
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<Skyler>: "Hmm?"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I don't like shoot from the heart all the time but"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "But I just wanna say like"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "I was worried about like when I moved here even like my folks had basically tossed me out"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "And most people don't throw their lot in with me like always"
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<Teddy_Banks>: "So just like thanks for being my frie-
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Teddys voice fades out a brief white noise follows and then silence