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Teddy intro (+random rp) hab,tedd ft. skyler

Feb 19th, 2016
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  1. HabeusKaiju sits in his office, dumping in candy
  2. Teddy_Banks knocks on the door
  3. <HabeusKaiju>: wait, question. This pre- or post- meeting?]
  4. <Teddy_Banks>: [lets say post]
  5. <Teddy_Banks>: [no reason not to]
  6. <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
  7. Teddy_Banks opens the door and steps inside
  8. <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey, boss"
  9. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, how ya doing, Teddy boy?
  10. <HabeusKaiju>: have a seat!
  11. *** Dibbles is now known as Skyler
  12. <HabeusKaiju>: Teddy_Banks?]
  13. <Teddy_Banks>: [sorry back]
  14. <Teddy_Banks>: [had to grab something]
  15. <HabeusKaiju>: mmkay]
  16. Teddy_Banks slides into the seat
  17. <Teddy_Banks>: "A Okay, boss man
  18. <HabeusKaiju>: So, I never got to do one of these here interviews, but it's required off all S-men, so, how about we get to it, okay?
  19. <Teddy_Banks>: "Let's hit it"
  20. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, what's your name?
  21. <Teddy_Banks>: "Teddy Banks"
  22. <HabeusKaiju>: Good, good. Where are ya from?
  23. <Teddy_Banks>: "SoCal born and raised"
  24. <Teddy_Banks>: "San Diego's a blast"
  25. <HabeusKaiju>: gotcha, and your powers?
  26. <Teddy_Banks>: [Are we doing pre instead?]
  27. <HabeusKaiju>: no, no, you can ask, if ya want, it;ll be explained]
  28. <Teddy_Banks>: [kay]
  29. <Teddy_Banks>: "Like in more detail?"
  30. <HabeusKaiju>: Yea, state your powers, and say what you can fully do with them
  31. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well Telepathy and healing"
  32. HabeusKaiju nods
  33. <Teddy_Banks>: "My folks got doctors to work out the whole shebang though down to like a science"
  34. <Teddy_Banks>: "My telepathy functions as a form of electrically mumbo jumbo signals that like share a form of linguistic thoughts forming conversations between two or more people"
  35. <Teddy_Banks>: "Im packing about a 50 yard range I think for a whole group of people
  36. <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha
  37. <Teddy_Banks>: and I can reach pretty far to talk to a single person"
  38. <HabeusKaiju>: how far we talking?
  39. Teddy_Banks shrugs
  40. <Teddy_Banks>: "Maybe a mile if I'm really focusing"
  41. <HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it
  42. <Teddy_Banks>: "And I can do some cool hypnotic stuff to sleeping people or folks who are down to tango with my mind vibes, ya feel me, boss man?
  43. <HabeusKaiju>: I feel ya
  44. <HabeusKaiju>: Nothing too...intrusive, right?
  45. <Teddy_Banks>: "I can read minds if I focus and share a stream of consciousness"
  46. <Teddy_Banks>: "I can sharpen or dull the emotions of willing people and less intelligent people"
  47. <HabeusKaiju>: but only with permission, right?
  48. HabeusKaiju is feeling a bit uneasy about this
  49. <Teddy_Banks>: "Nah, but I can dig that cats gotta do their thing without me barging in"
  50. <Teddy_Banks>: "It's not like a learn you're deepest secrets and stuff ya know"
  51. <Teddy_Banks>: "Or cans see memories"
  52. <Teddy_Banks>: "Just when I want to I can see what people are thinking at a moment"
  53. <Teddy_Banks>: "S'good for pickin up chicks"
  54. <HabeusKaiju>: Ah, gotcha...
  55. HabeusKaiju scratches his knuckles
  56. <Teddy_Banks>: "Whassamatter?"
  57. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, it's nothing...
  58. <HabeusKaiju>: PleaseDontReadMyMind
  59. <Teddy_Banks>: [was that outloud or?]
  60. <HabeusKaiju>: blue is mind]
  61. <Teddy_Banks>: [I was doing grey but k]
  62. <HabeusKaiju>: So...what kinda things you into?
  63. <Teddy_Banks>: I dabble in all kindsa stuff"
  64. <Teddy_Banks>: "I'm all about just chillin' with my dudes though"
  65. <Teddy_Banks>: "Im in the process of finding some dudes"
  66. <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha. What does chilling entail? A quick malt at the sockhoppe?
  67. <HabeusKaiju>: And there are plenty of guys here that you can chum up with
  68. Teddy_Banks looks down at his hand which has Antonio and Skyler written on it
  69. <Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah, we'll see"
  70. <Teddy_Banks>: "Oh you know getting back to the crib, shootin' the wind, going out and finding cuties, get some appetizers"
  71. <Teddy_Banks>: "Whatever the dudes are into I'm all about bein
  72. <Teddy_Banks>: Doctor Feelgood with my bros ya know man?
  73. <HabeusKaiju>: I gotcha. I gotcha. I use to do the same thing with my old bud, Chad, back in the day
  74. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well I mean dude singular doesn't jam so well"
  75. <Teddy_Banks>: "Its all about the dudes"
  76. <HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it
  77. <HabeusKaiju>: but, other than hanging, what else do you like to do?
  78. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well I used to party it up a lot"
  79. <Teddy_Banks>: "Wish I still did"
  80. <Teddy_Banks>: "Folks aren't so down with the receipt I was dropping though"
  81. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, I am sure you can still find ways to have fun here
  82. <Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see"
  83. <HabeusKaiju>: So, ya liking it here then?
  84. Teddy_Banks shrugs
  85. <Teddy_Banks>: "Seems pretty quaint"
  86. <Teddy_Banks>: "Not my style but I can dig it"
  87. <HabeusKaiju>: Anything you wanna chat about?
  88. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well you wanna hear about my second power?"
  89. <HabeusKaiju>: Sure!
  90. <HabeusKaiju>: Gotta get it on tape
  91. HabeusKaiju points towards the camera
  92. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well it's kinda like healing"
  93. <Teddy_Banks>: "My body's all tricked out to help with recovery"
  94. <Teddy_Banks>: "My skin let's out little enzymes and stuff that speed up the body's natural processes and causes regeneration, and then I let out like a pheromone that dulls pain and makes people feel healthy and good"
  95. <HabeusKaiju>: nice!
  96. <Teddy_Banks>: "It's subtle but if you look for it you'll notice it when I'm around"
  97. HabeusKaiju nods
  98. <HabeusKaiju>: Anything else?
  99. <Teddy_Banks>: "Not really with powers but telepathy has room for growth probably"
  100. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, totally. We have people to help with that, and such
  101. <Teddy_Banks>: "Cool"
  102. <HabeusKaiju>: And, I'll get you a room as soon as I can, okay?
  103. <Teddy_Banks>: "I can probably get a apartment in town if a room isn't working out"
  104. <Teddy_Banks>: "I uh"
  105. <Teddy_Banks>: "Mr Honda?"
  106. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes, Ted?
  107. <Teddy_Banks>: "Why are you scared of my powers?"
  108. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
  109. <HabeusKaiju>: I have had...a bad encounter in the past...with mind stuff
  110. <Teddy_Banks>: "Well what's that got to do with me"
  111. <HabeusKaiju>: I spent 2 months not in control of my body...so I feel uneased by hypnotic suggestions and such
  112. <HabeusKaiju>: It's not you, it's just....how it is
  113. HabeusKaiju scratches his neck
  114. <Teddy_Banks>: I mean what most quacks and telepaths call hypnosis is all wrong
  115. <Teddy_Banks>: They just like hijack your mind and stuff"
  116. <Teddy_Banks>: I'm just an actual hypnotist
  117. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, I guess...
  118. Teddy_Banks adjusts his collar
  119. <Teddy_Banks>: "Right"
  120. <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry, I just got back from it, and I need to work on it, ya know?
  121. <Teddy_Banks>: "It's tough man"
  122. <Teddy_Banks>: "Being a telepath"
  123. <Teddy_Banks>: "I tell anyone Im a telepath and suddenly I'm some kinda supervillain jr. schools throw you out, friends stop wanting to be around ya"
  124. <Teddy_Banks>: "Don't even get me started on romance"
  125. <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry Ted, I didn't mean to offend, it's unfair, I can dig that. How many people think about inviting me to dinner parties?
  126. <HabeusKaiju>: No one likes a lawyer
  127. HabeusKaiju chuckles
  128. <HabeusKaiju>: So yeah, listen, it's nothing against you, just something I will work on, okay?
  129. HabeusKaiju holds out his pinkie, and wriggles it
  130. <HabeusKaiju>: Promise?
  131. Teddy_Banks shakes pinky
  132. <Teddy_Banks>: "I'm gonna level with you, boss"
  133. <Teddy_Banks>: "This kinda killed my vibes, I've gotten thrown outta 3 schools for this its so easy to just claim I cheat, I was kinda hoping this place would be used to this sort of thing"
  134. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, hey, the school is fine with this stuff man, trust me. Just, it's an irrational fear of mine. You see where I am coming from, right?
  135. <Teddy_Banks>: "I guess"
  136. <Teddy_Banks>: "You would know if I was in your head anyways I make a sound when I am"
  137. <HabeusKaiju>: alright, I'll take note. Is that all then?
  138. <Teddy_Banks>: "You'll hear white noise"
  139. <Teddy_Banks>: "And yeah I think I'm through speaking to you"
  140. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, hope to see you again then, Ted!
  141. HabeusKaiju smiles and waves
  142. <Teddy_Banks>: "We'll see"
  143. Teddy_Banks gets up out of the chair
  144. Teddy_Banks exits the room
  145. <HabeusKaiju>: Good kid...
  146. HabeusKaiju scribbles down on his notepad
  147. <HabeusKaiju>: exuent?]
  148. <HabeusKaiju>: or anything ya gonna say?]
  149. Teddy_Banks checks into the hotel he's staying at while his room gets settled sits out on the balcony smokes half a g while tuning in and out to people streams below before going into his room and sleeping
  150.  
  151. <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey dude I'm asking like everyone have you seen my bong?"
  152. <Skyler>: "Never seen it before. What's it look like?"
  153. <Teddy_Banks>: "Crystal, little bowl, kinda tubular"
  154. <Skyler>: "Nope. I'll keep my eyes peeled. Consider it my repayment."
  155. <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey no worries man"
  156. <Teddy_Banks>: "Hey we're like bros right"
  157. <Skyler>: "We're S-Men, dude."
  158. <Teddy_Banks>: "We're gonna go places man"
  159. <Skyler>: "I'm more focused on the whole saving people aspect than the fame."
  160. <Teddy_Banks>: "Oh well shyeah"
  161. <Teddy_Banks>: "Anyways got some scoop on tall dark and creepy out the woods, checkit"
  162. <Skyler>: "Do tell."
  163. <Teddy_Banks>: "Apparently he's been here for like half a year traveling around the state mostly settling in like the woods nearby, actually has some vicious tech"
  164. <Skyler>: "Got it. That all?"
  165. <Teddy_Banks>: "I guess"
  166. <Skyler>: "Thanks, man. It'll help."
  167. <Teddy_Banks>: "Skyler"
  168. <Skyler>: "Hmm?"
  169. <Teddy_Banks>: "I don't like shoot from the heart all the time but"
  170. <Teddy_Banks>: "But I just wanna say like"
  171. <Teddy_Banks>: "I was worried about like when I moved here even like my folks had basically tossed me out"
  172. <Teddy_Banks>: "And most people don't throw their lot in with me like always"
  173. <Teddy_Banks>: "So just like thanks for being my frie-
  174. Teddys voice fades out a brief white noise follows and then silence
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