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Battle to be the Giant Rat. ONLY ONE CAN CLAIM THE RIGHT TO BE THE GIANT RAT. 
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Mandatory Video Segment Before Reading: https://youtu.be/mNy9HIo3shs?t=72 (1:12 to 1:45) 
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R1 
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PoB 
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Jarlaxle vs Aoshi 
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* Jarlaxle is fast 
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* Jarlaxle has the big bird
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* Aoshi's afterimages won't work
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* Jarlaxle can basically no u Aoshi with afterimages
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* Aoshi is slow
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* Aoshi's defenses won't help
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* Jarlaxle wins melee
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* Jarlaxle has other stuff
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* Jarlaxle can stealth + gank.
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Ace vs Obould
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* Ace throws things, Obuld will willingly get hit by those things, and that snowballs out of control
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* Ace hits hard enough to hurt his foe
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* Ace doesn't care for the heat or illusions 
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Hexis vs Six 
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* Hexis knows what Six is going to try
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* Hexis can bamboozle Six with the knife
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* Hexis can BFR
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* Six is slow
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* Hexis is faster than Six and can kite
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Coco
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Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
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* Jarlaxle is squishy
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* Aoshi is faster than Jarlaxle 
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* Aoshi's techniques make him insta-win.
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* Jarlaxle's daggers are slow
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* The bird doesn't help
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Ace vs Obould
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* Obould is faster
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* Obould's defense > Ace's offense
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* Obould's Offense > Ace's defense 
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Hexis vs Six
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* Six is fast
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* Six one-taps his opponent.
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* Six is skilled
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* Hexis distracts himself with his empathy 
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R2
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PoB 
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Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
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* Jarlaxle vs Aoshi is just rocket tag favoring Jarlaxle
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* The Aoshi speed scaling isn't what's presented
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* Sword throws and knife throws aren't interchangable to be used as assumptions AND the throw itself was bad to begin with
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* Aoshi's bullet timing is built on bad scaling and even contradictory feats
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* Jarlaxle is not slow + he won't be hit due to the cloak
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* Aoshi sword throws are weak
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* Jarlaxle is vomitting knives
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* Jarlaxle is vomitting knives
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* Fireball is still letha, goo is great CC 
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Ace vs Obould
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* Reaction speeds =/= combat speeds
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* Obuld is clearly not faster (reactions) than Drizzt 
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* Obould can be BFRed and Ace would natrually go for the spot he can damage 
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* Ace combos Obould to shit.
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* Ace won't be hit.
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Hexis vs Six
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* Six is slow
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* Six's pillar feats has context requirement
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* Hexis can predict Six + won't ever be in melee
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* Six's offense < Hexis' defense
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* Six's skill isn't enough to bridge the stat gap and Hexis is skilled too
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* Bullet timing feats are not faster than Hexis
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* Hexis' senses don't require him to be gimped concentration wise
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Coco
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Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
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* Aoshi still one shots
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* Aoshi is faster than Jarlaxle
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* Aoshi has sword techniques
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* Jarlaxle's bloating of offensive techniques work against him
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* Jarlaxle is slow
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* Jarlaxle might BFR himself
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Obould vs Ace
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* Obould one-shots
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* Obould is still relatively fast
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* Obould is tough
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* The teleporting doesn't matter since Obould can come up with a plan around it
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Hexis vs Six
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* Six one-taps his foe
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* Six is fast
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* Six is fast movement wise as well. 
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* Hexis bad. 
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R3
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PoB
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* This is rocket tag. One-shotting doesn't matter when the other guy can too.
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* Coco just repeated an addressed point
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* Kenshin scaling is fake
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* Jarlaxle is fast still
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* PoB DID address the points which Coco claimed he didn't
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* Jarlaxle can skill past Aoshi
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* Jarlaxle's offense still works
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* Jarlaxle's accidental BFR isn't even applicable
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* Drizzt and Obuld don't scale speedwise
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* Ace can still BFR + hurt his opponent
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* Obould can't predict Ace
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* Illusions don't matter
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* Six cannot one tap Hexis
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* Six's bullet timing feat is fake due to prior warning
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* Hexis' precog works fine
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Judge's Notes: While I think Coco was generally competent with his argumentation during response 1, holy fuck did he choke hard response 2. Its one thing to pick your battles and to understand that sometimes, there are points not worth fighting, but holy fuck please never say "my opponent did not address this" and then the first thing I see is the fact that your opponent DID address it. That looks so godawful on your part. Beyond that however, it seemed like Coco's strong points were all stated in round 1, and he didn't do much to defend/evolve his points when they were attacked. 
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Please go back to your previous rounds and see how you did there. I want to congratulate you on your overall improvements but like dude, this was some really disappointing shit to see. 
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PoB wins and is the giant rat.