Battle to be the Giant Rat. ONLY ONE CAN CLAIM THE RIGHT TO BE THE GIANT RAT.
Mandatory Video Segment Before Reading: https://youtu.be/mNy9HIo3shs?t=72 (1:12 to 1:45)

R1
PoB
Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
* Jarlaxle is fast
* Jarlaxle has the big bird
* Aoshi's afterimages won't work
* Jarlaxle can basically no u Aoshi with afterimages
* Aoshi is slow
* Aoshi's defenses won't help
* Jarlaxle wins melee
* Jarlaxle has other stuff
* Jarlaxle can stealth + gank.

Ace vs Obould
* Ace throws things, Obuld will willingly get hit by those things, and that snowballs out of control
* Ace hits hard enough to hurt his foe
* Ace doesn't care for the heat or illusions

Hexis vs Six
* Hexis knows what Six is going to try
* Hexis can bamboozle Six with the knife
* Hexis can BFR
* Six is slow
* Hexis is faster than Six and can kite


Coco
Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
* Jarlaxle is squishy
* Aoshi is faster than Jarlaxle
* Aoshi's techniques make him insta-win.
* Jarlaxle's daggers are slow
* The bird doesn't help

Ace vs Obould
* Obould is faster
* Obould's defense > Ace's offense
* Obould's Offense > Ace's defense

Hexis vs Six
* Six is fast
* Six one-taps his opponent.
* Six is skilled
* Hexis distracts himself with his empathy

R2
PoB
Jarlaxle vs Aoshi
* Jarlaxle vs Aoshi is just rocket tag favoring Jarlaxle
* The Aoshi speed scaling isn't what's presented
* Sword throws and knife throws aren't interchangable to be used as assumptions AND the throw itself was bad to begin with
* Aoshi's bullet timing is built on bad scaling and even contradictory feats
* Jarlaxle is not slow + he won't be hit due to the cloak
* Aoshi sword throws are weak
* Jarlaxle is vomitting knives