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| 1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhcyeIEBT4I | |
| 2 | Instrumental: no fucking idea | |
| 3 | ||
| 4 | Gabe: What the hell? | |
| 5 | ||
| 6 | Tim: | |
| 7 | Welcome to my software, | |
| 8 | Welcome to my store, | |
| 9 | Welcome to the launcher | |
| 10 | That China also owns... | |
| 11 | ||
| 12 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 13 | My favorite place to be, | |
| 14 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 15 | Where it's all for one and that one is me | |
| 16 | From Epic's own engine to Epic's very store, | |
| 17 | All features, service and support | |
| 18 | Are here for devs, not you! | |
| 19 | ||
| 20 | You know, until Sergey came along, this was just a Fortnite launcher but now it's... | |
| 21 | ||
| 22 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 23 | The region that I rule, | |
| 24 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 25 | Now welcome to shill school | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | Chorus: | |
| 28 | E-P-I-C! Epic, Epic! On PC! | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | Tim: | |
| 31 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 32 | A wondrous place to be, | |
| 33 | ||
| 34 | Devs who sold out: | |
| 35 | It's glorious, | |
| 36 | Victorious, | |
| 37 | Steam users are notorious, | |
| 38 | Free money is euphorious. | |
| 39 | ||
| 40 | Tim: | |
| 41 | And here is what you'll see: | |
| 42 | Fortnite movies starring me, | |
| 43 | My name in lights on the E3, | |
| 44 | Acticles in magazines, | |
| 45 | - | Epic actions, RPGs, |
| 45 | + | Exclusive actions, RPGs, |
| 46 | - | Epic shooters, strategies, |
| 46 | + | As well as shooters, strategies, |
| 47 | Add plastformers to all these | |
| 48 | All the dogs are remote eaters, | |
| 49 | Exclusives help the industry, | |
| 50 | Take a look how I shitpost on my own Twitter. | |
| 51 | ||
| 52 | Epicopolis, my metropolis! | |
| 53 | With games and sales, whatever, | |
| 54 | Our sales are all backed up, | |
| 55 | And now a look at Trello. | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | Tim: I can't wait to show you my new project: EpicGOG! There's a non-DRM store on the spot right now, but you can't stop progress. Epicopolis is growing, and soon, soon, soon it will become... | |
| 58 | ||
| 59 | Chorus: Epicopolis Megalopolis! | |
| 60 | Tim: My evil legacy | |
| 61 | Chorus: Epicopolis! (Tim: I buy out finished games!) | |
| 62 | Customer: That's not how you do business! | |
| 63 | Tim: It is to me! | |
| 64 | ||
| 65 | - | Some players tried to run and hide, |
| 65 | + | Some people tried to rant and hate, |
| 66 | But they just can't get free! | |
| 67 | 'Cause when Steam's dead, you gonna buy | |
| 68 | From Epic Store of me! | |
| 69 | (Ha ha ha ha ha!) | |
| 70 | ||
| 71 | Chorus: Welcome to his domain, | |
| 72 | To Chinese botnet | |
| 73 | ||
| 74 | Tim and chorus: | |
| 75 | Welcome to the empire | |
| 76 | That Tencent rules with iron hand! | |
| 77 | Epicopolis! |
