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| 1 | function prompt | |
| 2 | {
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| 3 | $Sentences = @( | |
| 4 | "Let's see" | |
| 5 | "Typing" | |
| 6 | "Typing, typing" | |
| 7 | "Typing, typing, busy, busy" | |
| 8 | "Create a GUI using Visual Basic" | |
| 9 | "Wait, I'll fix this" | |
| 10 | "What the" | |
| 11 | "Hold on a second" | |
| 12 | "This should be easy" | |
| 13 | "This was supposed to be easy" | |
| 14 | "Is it Monday again" | |
| 15 | "These must be the gates of hell" | |
| 16 | "I wish I could sudo this" | |
| 17 | "This wouldn't happen on a Mac" | |
| 18 | "Well, this *would* happen on a Mac" | |
| 19 | "I can't believe this" | |
| 20 | "You awesome" | |
| 21 | "You... are not so awesome" | |
| 22 | "This works" | |
| 23 | "Well, that worked" | |
| 24 | "Well, that didn't work" | |
| 25 | "I swear this should have worked" | |
| 26 | "I swear this worked last time" | |
| 27 | "This has never worked" | |
| 28 | "Hm, this has never done this before" | |
| 29 | "That's it" | |
| 30 | ) | |
| 31 | $Endings = @(".",":","...","!","?","!?","!?!?","#!)(*$#","/s")
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| 32 | ||
| 33 | Write-Host | |
| 34 | Write-Host "$ENV:USERNAME@" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkYellow | |
| 35 | Write-Host "$ENV:COMPUTERNAME" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | Write-Host " : " -NoNewline | |
| 38 | Write-Host $($(Get-Location) -replace ($env:USERPROFILE).Replace('\','\\'), "~") -ForegroundColor DarkYellow -NoNewline
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| 39 | Write-Host " : " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray | |
| 40 | Write-Host (Get-Date -Format G) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkCyan | |
| 41 | Write-Host " : " -NoNewline | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | Write-Host "Running Procs:" $(Get-Process).Count -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkMagenta | |
| 44 | Write-Host | |
| 45 | ||
| 46 | #Write-Host ($(Get-Date -Format HHmm) + '>') -nonewline -foregroundcolor Green | |
| 47 | $FullSentence = $(Get-Random -InputObject $Sentences) + $(Get-Random -InputObject $Endings) | |
| 48 | Write-Host $(Get-Random -InputObject $FullSentence) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green | |
| 49 | return " " | |
| 50 | ||
| 51 | } |
