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- function prompt
- {
- $Sentences = @(
- "Let's see"
- "Typing"
- "Typing, typing"
- "Typing, typing, busy, busy"
- "Create a GUI using Visual Basic"
- "Wait, I'll fix this"
- "What the"
- "Hold on a second"
- "This should be easy"
- "This was supposed to be easy"
- "Is it Monday again"
- "These must be the gates of hell"
- "I wish I could sudo this"
- "This wouldn't happen on a Mac"
- "Well, this *would* happen on a Mac"
- "I can't believe this"
- "You awesome"
- "You... are not so awesome"
- "This works"
- "Well, that worked"
- "Well, that didn't work"
- "I swear this should have worked"
- "I swear this worked last time"
- "This has never worked"
- "Hm, this has never done this before"
- "That's it"
- )
- $Endings = @(".",":","...","!","?","!?","!?!?","#!)(*$#","/s")
- Write-Host
- Write-Host "$ENV:USERNAME@" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkYellow
- Write-Host "$ENV:COMPUTERNAME" -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
- Write-Host " : " -NoNewline
- Write-Host $($(Get-Location) -replace ($env:USERPROFILE).Replace('\','\\'), "~") -ForegroundColor DarkYellow -NoNewline
- Write-Host " : " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
- Write-Host (Get-Date -Format G) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkCyan
- Write-Host " : " -NoNewline
- Write-Host "Running Procs:" $(Get-Process).Count -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkMagenta
- Write-Host
- #Write-Host ($(Get-Date -Format HHmm) + '>') -nonewline -foregroundcolor Green
- $FullSentence = $(Get-Random -InputObject $Sentences) + $(Get-Random -InputObject $Endings)
- Write-Host $(Get-Random -InputObject $FullSentence) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
- return " "
- }
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