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bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828
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CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376748
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CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
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Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
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Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
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Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170
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Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
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[03:32] <flibbyjibbits> everyone is screaming and running, jim's commanding officer is too drunk to comprehend whats going on, the Illusionist tries to toss up a fake image of the king still alive to calm people down but its a bit too late for that since theres gnomebits in the food and tapestries
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[03:33] <flibbyjibbits> A couple of the royal attendents pick up the kings body and hurry it out of the room, other guards rush to try to close the doors
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[03:34] <Moonside> I'm a little traumatized since everything happened so quickly and the little gnome exploded in my facec.
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[03:36] <CommodoreJim> I swear under my breath for not acting fast enough as my gaze instinctively turns to the people the gnome came in with.
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[03:36] <Skeleton> (He's looking this way... I hope I look like less of a giant tool but the gnome blood isn't helping)
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[03:37] <CommodoreJim> Also, will Eltro have slept through this entire thing
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[03:37] <Skeleton> The skeleton dentist had to put him under.
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[03:37] <Skeleton> Root canal.
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[03:38] <flibbyjibbits> The illusionist fires off a couple of mass slumber spells on the other tables and starts stepping over sleeping bodies towards the group
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[03:38] <Moonside> I'm sitting in fetal position wherever I was hiding, probably under the table, imaging what will happen to me now. Jail? Death sentence? What will Elly think once she hears of this?
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[03:38] <Skeleton> (Man... what's gonna happen now... I hope the axe guy is on our side... He cannot lose! Look at his muscles!)
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[03:38] <Deathfish64> I'm still mumbling "I helped..."
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[03:38] <Deathfish64> (Do I get experience for that sweet assist?)
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[03:39] <flibbyjibbits> [I deal experiance on an encounter basis so in this case the stirct participation isnt important]
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[03:39] <CommodoreJim> "You!"
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[03:39] <CommodoreJim> I bark at the group. "Do you know -anything- about this!?"
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[03:40] <Skeleton> "Eh? Uh!?"
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[03:40] <Skeleton> "I didn't even know that man's name"
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[03:40] <Moonside> "I-I-I-I don't know anything please don't kill me!"
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[03:40] <Deathfish64> "I never met the guy before this morning!  Also I totally helped kill him tell me you saw that!"
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[03:41] <Skeleton> "He recruited us for this game. We're all strangers to each other."
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[03:41] <Skeleton> "And I was going to help but I was too slow"
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[03:41] <Skeleton> I sink into my shoulders
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[03:41] <CommodoreJim> I relax my posture slightly, but I still don't shoulder my axe. "Is that so...?"
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[03:42] <flibbyjibbits> "All of you, come with me now." The mage says. "You too, guard."
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[03:42] <Skeleton> (That axe is so huge)
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[03:42] <Skeleton> (How does his arm not get tired)
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[03:42] <CommodoreJim> "Yessir." I respond quickly, standing at attention and shouldering my axe. "Right away sir."
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[03:43] <Skeleton> (I get winded carrying firewood two logs at a time. With telekinesis)
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[03:43] <Moonside> "..." I get up slowly, because I'm still a little shaken, and follow the illusionist.
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[03:43] <Deathfish64> I get up and go
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[03:43] <Skeleton> (Good thing none of US had weapons on us)
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[03:43] <Moonside> Ahem.
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[03:44] <Skeleton> (I'm sure glad none of us snuck weapons in...)
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[03:44] <flibbyjibbits> He taps the court priest on the head, and waves a door open, "Cast a truthtelling circle in this side room, please." The priest does so, "All of you, into the circle."
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[03:45] <Moonside> I suddenly remember that I still have my knife on me.
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[03:45] <flibbyjibbits> you can try to make a will save against this if you want
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[03:45] <Moonside> Uh, sure.
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[03:45] <Deathfish64> Pikkupstix has nothing to hide
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[03:45] <Skeleton> I submit
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[03:46] <flibbyjibbits> are you sure you want to resist the truthtelling? The pathfinder version has  a visual effect above those effected by it so they might notice if you're resisting
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[03:46] <CommodoreJim> I step into the circle, still eying everyone suspiciously. Especially the quiet, shifty-looking girl.
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[03:46] <Moonside> Oh, that might not be such a good idea, then.
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[03:46] <Deathfish64> I read that as shitty-looking
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[03:46] <Moonside> Alright, I'll submit too.
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[03:46] <Skeleton> (The axe guy... is he falling in love with the book girl?)
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[03:47] <Skeleton> (Maybe then he'll join us for adventures)
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[03:47] <flibbyjibbits> "When did you meet him?" The Illusionist asks.  The priest brings in the most intact peices of gil, with his equipment
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[03:47] <Moonside> I'm feeling a little better now, but still a little aprehensive.
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[03:48] <Deathfish64> "Just this morning."
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[03:48] <Moonside> "Y-yesterday... he came into the capital library, which I work at, and... asked me to be part of his team for today's reenactment."
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[03:48] <Moonside> Wait, do I still have the letter he dropped then?
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[03:48] <Deathfish64> You gave it back to him I think
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[03:48] <flibbyjibbits> you gave it back to him, so its on the body
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[03:48] <CommodoreJim> ..."body"
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[03:48] <Moonside> Hmm.
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[03:49] <Moonside> Yeah, it might as well be ashes now.
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[03:49] <CommodoreJim> It's...quite likely illegible now.
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[03:49] <Deathfish64> It is now confetti
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[03:49] <Skeleton> Did I have an invitation? and DID I meed him prior to this day or what
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[03:50] <flibbyjibbits> i'm assuming it was  a vertical axesmash so at least part of the paper survive
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[03:50] <flibbyjibbits> you met him yesterday and he convincced you to join his team
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[03:50] <flibbyjibbits> circumstances can be whatever
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[03:50] <Skeleton> But the chop destroyed his chair too
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[03:50] <Skeleton> "I met the guy yesterday"
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[03:50] <flibbyjibbits> "How much did he tell you, about who he is?"
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[03:50] <Skeleton> "He was all like 'yo dude you wanna pretend to kill a dragon' and I was all 'yeah I'm not busy'"
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[03:51] <Deathfish64> "I don't even think he ever told me his name."
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[03:51] <Moonside> "U-uh... I remember that back at the library, he dropped a paper that had a symbol that looked like an L in it. I don't know exactly what it meant, but I think it might have been related to Farim..."
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[03:51] <Skeleton> "He told me his name"
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[03:51] <Skeleton> "But I forgot it..."
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[03:51] <Moonside> "Besides that, he never told me anything else about himself..."
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[03:52] <Moonside> "Ah, his name is Gil."
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[03:52] <Moonside> "At least... that's what he said."
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[03:53] <Deathfish64> Is Tombs in the room?
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[03:53] <Skeleton> "I just realized he probably thought I was the perfect chump to die in the reenactment >:U"
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[03:54] <flibbyjibbits> He is silent for a few moments, looking lost in thought.  The truthtelling spell wears off, since the priest wasn't strong enough to maintain it for more than a few answers.   "I'm going to have to keep you in the prison for tonight, I'll ask you some more questions in the morning."
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[03:54] <Skeleton> "What a butt"
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[03:54] <Skeleton> "Not you, sir. I meant Gil"
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[03:54] <CommodoreJim> "What! You can't do that! I'm a member of the guard!"
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[03:54] <flibbyjibbits> [Stopping both because this part would be better with eltro and also because its 3 in the morning]
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[03:54] <Skeleton> (I bet I look like a giant tool)
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[03:55] <CommodoreJim> Well, we got cool stuff done today
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[03:55] <Moonside> I'm scared of what might happen next.
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[03:55] <Deathfish64> I helped
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[03:55] <flibbyjibbits> "You are a member of the guard, but I am not taking chances with this. This is quite a grave matter, you're aware."
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[03:55] <Moonside> And yeah, it was awesome.
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[03:55] <Deathfish64> This was a fun session
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[03:55] <Skeleton> (The axe guy has to go to jail with us? Oh my god)
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[03:55] <CommodoreJim> I grumble and hang my head. "Yes, /sir/."
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[03:55] <Deathfish64> Hope we can do it again soon
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[03:55] <Skeleton> (Maybe he will protect me from getting gang-shanked)
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[03:55] <flibbyjibbits> anyways i gotta head off to bed now
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[03:56] <flibbyjibbits> and thenw ake up early to do my TAXES
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[03:56] <flibbyjibbits> YEAH FUN TIMES
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[03:56] <Moonside> I guess I should go too.
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[03:56] <CommodoreJim> Alright, cool
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[03:56] <Skeleton> "Oh! will I get my bow and dagger back? I wrote my name on them but the magic isn't permanent"
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[03:56] <Deathfish64> ew, taxes
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[03:56] <Skeleton> "It will wash off if it rains"
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[03:56] <flibbyjibbits> gn
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[03:56] <Moonside> Bye.
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[03:56] * flibbyjibbits ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.1 [Firefox 10.0.2/20120215223356])
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[03:56] <CommodoreJim> See ya.
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[03:56] <Skeleton> Hahaha
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[03:57] <Moonside> Man, that was awesome.
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[03:58] <Moonside> Suddenly, reflex save.
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[03:58] <Skeleton> That played out really great
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[03:58] <Deathfish64> It did
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[03:59] <Deathfish64> I wonder what would have happened if Gil didn't finish off the king
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[03:59] <CommodoreJim> I made an awesome first impression, methinks
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[03:59] <Skeleton> I... looked like a giant tool! The whole time!
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[03:59] <Moonside> Well, you pretty much instantly killed the gnome.
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[03:59] <Skeleton> instantly overkilled
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[04:00] <Moonside> You should get the Bloody Mess achievment feat for this.
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[04:00] <Deathfish64> You made the gnome not
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[04:00] <CommodoreJim> Like, flib had to talk about "the intact pieces" of the guy
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[04:00] <Deathfish64> Meanwhile, I did 3 damage
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[04:00] <Deathfish64> fun
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[04:01] <Skeleton> I got a "successfully did nothing but survived" achievement
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[04:01] <Moonside> I could've stopped him after the first attack!
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[04:01] <Deathfish64> "survived"
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[04:01] <CommodoreJim> ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bird-brained
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[04:02] <Skeleton> I only pretend-died
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[04:02] <Deathfish64> dat eagle
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[04:02] <Skeleton> And got pretend-eaten
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[04:02] <Deathfish64> The eagle was one of the best things I had available to summon, but got it sucked on its rolls
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[04:02] <Deathfish64> god*
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[04:03] <Moonside> It hit like once, and it did 1 damage then.
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[04:03] <CommodoreJim> LOOK THE GROUND -facedives-
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[04:03] <Deathfish64> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summon-monster look at this list
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[04:05] <Skeleton> Bloody human skeleton
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[04:05] <Moonside> Well, I hope we can do some more next week. And that bgh and Eltro joins us too.
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[04:05] <Moonside> Oh yeah, by the way Jim and df, do I need to remind you of F/bs?
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[04:05] * Skeleton plays Lucca's theme in his head
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[04:05] <Deathfish64> Uh, no
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[04:06] <CommodoreJim> Yes. And whoops, I should probably post in F/bs
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[04:06] <CommodoreJim> Even if it is just "Isaak and Rider eat"
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[04:06] <Skeleton> Time to take an incredible leak
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[04:06] <Moonside> Yeah. Tomorrow, I'll put visitor messages on everyone else's profiles that read "go post or it'll die"
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[04:06] <CommodoreJim> I think Lennie said she'd post this weekend or something
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[04:06] <Moonside> Hmm.
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[04:07] <Deathfish64> that's drawing to a close in her timezone