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1 | bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828 | |
2 | - | CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376748 |
2 | + | CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991 |
3 | Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543 | |
4 | Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612 | |
5 | Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170 | |
6 | Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882 | |
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12 | [03:32] <flibbyjibbits> everyone is screaming and running, jim's commanding officer is too drunk to comprehend whats going on, the Illusionist tries to toss up a fake image of the king still alive to calm people down but its a bit too late for that since theres gnomebits in the food and tapestries | |
13 | [03:33] <flibbyjibbits> A couple of the royal attendents pick up the kings body and hurry it out of the room, other guards rush to try to close the doors | |
14 | [03:34] <Moonside> I'm a little traumatized since everything happened so quickly and the little gnome exploded in my facec. | |
15 | [03:36] <CommodoreJim> I swear under my breath for not acting fast enough as my gaze instinctively turns to the people the gnome came in with. | |
16 | [03:36] <Skeleton> (He's looking this way... I hope I look like less of a giant tool but the gnome blood isn't helping) | |
17 | [03:37] <CommodoreJim> Also, will Eltro have slept through this entire thing | |
18 | [03:37] <Skeleton> The skeleton dentist had to put him under. | |
19 | [03:37] <Skeleton> Root canal. | |
20 | [03:38] <flibbyjibbits> The illusionist fires off a couple of mass slumber spells on the other tables and starts stepping over sleeping bodies towards the group | |
21 | [03:38] <Moonside> I'm sitting in fetal position wherever I was hiding, probably under the table, imaging what will happen to me now. Jail? Death sentence? What will Elly think once she hears of this? | |
22 | [03:38] <Skeleton> (Man... what's gonna happen now... I hope the axe guy is on our side... He cannot lose! Look at his muscles!) | |
23 | [03:38] <Deathfish64> I'm still mumbling "I helped..." | |
24 | [03:38] <Deathfish64> (Do I get experience for that sweet assist?) | |
25 | [03:39] <flibbyjibbits> [I deal experiance on an encounter basis so in this case the stirct participation isnt important] | |
26 | [03:39] <CommodoreJim> "You!" | |
27 | [03:39] <CommodoreJim> I bark at the group. "Do you know -anything- about this!?" | |
28 | [03:40] <Skeleton> "Eh? Uh!?" | |
29 | [03:40] <Skeleton> "I didn't even know that man's name" | |
30 | [03:40] <Moonside> "I-I-I-I don't know anything please don't kill me!" | |
31 | [03:40] <Deathfish64> "I never met the guy before this morning! Also I totally helped kill him tell me you saw that!" | |
32 | [03:41] <Skeleton> "He recruited us for this game. We're all strangers to each other." | |
33 | [03:41] <Skeleton> "And I was going to help but I was too slow" | |
34 | [03:41] <Skeleton> I sink into my shoulders | |
35 | [03:41] <CommodoreJim> I relax my posture slightly, but I still don't shoulder my axe. "Is that so...?" | |
36 | [03:42] <flibbyjibbits> "All of you, come with me now." The mage says. "You too, guard." | |
37 | [03:42] <Skeleton> (That axe is so huge) | |
38 | [03:42] <Skeleton> (How does his arm not get tired) | |
39 | [03:42] <CommodoreJim> "Yessir." I respond quickly, standing at attention and shouldering my axe. "Right away sir." | |
40 | [03:43] <Skeleton> (I get winded carrying firewood two logs at a time. With telekinesis) | |
41 | [03:43] <Moonside> "..." I get up slowly, because I'm still a little shaken, and follow the illusionist. | |
42 | [03:43] <Deathfish64> I get up and go | |
43 | [03:43] <Skeleton> (Good thing none of US had weapons on us) | |
44 | [03:43] <Moonside> Ahem. | |
45 | [03:44] <Skeleton> (I'm sure glad none of us snuck weapons in...) | |
46 | [03:44] <flibbyjibbits> He taps the court priest on the head, and waves a door open, "Cast a truthtelling circle in this side room, please." The priest does so, "All of you, into the circle." | |
47 | [03:45] <Moonside> I suddenly remember that I still have my knife on me. | |
48 | [03:45] <flibbyjibbits> you can try to make a will save against this if you want | |
49 | [03:45] <Moonside> Uh, sure. | |
50 | [03:45] <Deathfish64> Pikkupstix has nothing to hide | |
51 | [03:45] <Skeleton> I submit | |
52 | [03:46] <flibbyjibbits> are you sure you want to resist the truthtelling? The pathfinder version has a visual effect above those effected by it so they might notice if you're resisting | |
53 | [03:46] <CommodoreJim> I step into the circle, still eying everyone suspiciously. Especially the quiet, shifty-looking girl. | |
54 | [03:46] <Moonside> Oh, that might not be such a good idea, then. | |
55 | [03:46] <Deathfish64> I read that as shitty-looking | |
56 | [03:46] <Moonside> Alright, I'll submit too. | |
57 | [03:46] <Skeleton> (The axe guy... is he falling in love with the book girl?) | |
58 | [03:47] <Skeleton> (Maybe then he'll join us for adventures) | |
59 | [03:47] <flibbyjibbits> "When did you meet him?" The Illusionist asks. The priest brings in the most intact peices of gil, with his equipment | |
60 | [03:47] <Moonside> I'm feeling a little better now, but still a little aprehensive. | |
61 | [03:48] <Deathfish64> "Just this morning." | |
62 | [03:48] <Moonside> "Y-yesterday... he came into the capital library, which I work at, and... asked me to be part of his team for today's reenactment." | |
63 | [03:48] <Moonside> Wait, do I still have the letter he dropped then? | |
64 | [03:48] <Deathfish64> You gave it back to him I think | |
65 | [03:48] <flibbyjibbits> you gave it back to him, so its on the body | |
66 | [03:48] <CommodoreJim> ..."body" | |
67 | [03:48] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
68 | [03:49] <Moonside> Yeah, it might as well be ashes now. | |
69 | [03:49] <CommodoreJim> It's...quite likely illegible now. | |
70 | [03:49] <Deathfish64> It is now confetti | |
71 | [03:49] <Skeleton> Did I have an invitation? and DID I meed him prior to this day or what | |
72 | [03:50] <flibbyjibbits> i'm assuming it was a vertical axesmash so at least part of the paper survive | |
73 | [03:50] <flibbyjibbits> you met him yesterday and he convincced you to join his team | |
74 | [03:50] <flibbyjibbits> circumstances can be whatever | |
75 | [03:50] <Skeleton> But the chop destroyed his chair too | |
76 | [03:50] <Skeleton> "I met the guy yesterday" | |
77 | [03:50] <flibbyjibbits> "How much did he tell you, about who he is?" | |
78 | [03:50] <Skeleton> "He was all like 'yo dude you wanna pretend to kill a dragon' and I was all 'yeah I'm not busy'" | |
79 | [03:51] <Deathfish64> "I don't even think he ever told me his name." | |
80 | [03:51] <Moonside> "U-uh... I remember that back at the library, he dropped a paper that had a symbol that looked like an L in it. I don't know exactly what it meant, but I think it might have been related to Farim..." | |
81 | [03:51] <Skeleton> "He told me his name" | |
82 | [03:51] <Skeleton> "But I forgot it..." | |
83 | [03:51] <Moonside> "Besides that, he never told me anything else about himself..." | |
84 | [03:52] <Moonside> "Ah, his name is Gil." | |
85 | [03:52] <Moonside> "At least... that's what he said." | |
86 | [03:53] <Deathfish64> Is Tombs in the room? | |
87 | [03:53] <Skeleton> "I just realized he probably thought I was the perfect chump to die in the reenactment >:U" | |
88 | [03:54] <flibbyjibbits> He is silent for a few moments, looking lost in thought. The truthtelling spell wears off, since the priest wasn't strong enough to maintain it for more than a few answers. "I'm going to have to keep you in the prison for tonight, I'll ask you some more questions in the morning." | |
89 | [03:54] <Skeleton> "What a butt" | |
90 | [03:54] <Skeleton> "Not you, sir. I meant Gil" | |
91 | [03:54] <CommodoreJim> "What! You can't do that! I'm a member of the guard!" | |
92 | [03:54] <flibbyjibbits> [Stopping both because this part would be better with eltro and also because its 3 in the morning] | |
93 | [03:54] <Skeleton> (I bet I look like a giant tool) | |
94 | [03:55] <CommodoreJim> Well, we got cool stuff done today | |
95 | [03:55] <Moonside> I'm scared of what might happen next. | |
96 | [03:55] <Deathfish64> I helped | |
97 | [03:55] <flibbyjibbits> "You are a member of the guard, but I am not taking chances with this. This is quite a grave matter, you're aware." | |
98 | [03:55] <Moonside> And yeah, it was awesome. | |
99 | [03:55] <Deathfish64> This was a fun session | |
100 | [03:55] <Skeleton> (The axe guy has to go to jail with us? Oh my god) | |
101 | [03:55] <CommodoreJim> I grumble and hang my head. "Yes, /sir/." | |
102 | [03:55] <Deathfish64> Hope we can do it again soon | |
103 | [03:55] <Skeleton> (Maybe he will protect me from getting gang-shanked) | |
104 | [03:55] <flibbyjibbits> anyways i gotta head off to bed now | |
105 | [03:56] <flibbyjibbits> and thenw ake up early to do my TAXES | |
106 | [03:56] <flibbyjibbits> YEAH FUN TIMES | |
107 | [03:56] <Moonside> I guess I should go too. | |
108 | [03:56] <CommodoreJim> Alright, cool | |
109 | [03:56] <Skeleton> "Oh! will I get my bow and dagger back? I wrote my name on them but the magic isn't permanent" | |
110 | [03:56] <Deathfish64> ew, taxes | |
111 | [03:56] <Skeleton> "It will wash off if it rains" | |
112 | [03:56] <flibbyjibbits> gn | |
113 | [03:56] <Moonside> Bye. | |
114 | [03:56] * flibbyjibbits ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.1 [Firefox 10.0.2/20120215223356]) | |
115 | [03:56] <CommodoreJim> See ya. | |
116 | [03:56] <Skeleton> Hahaha | |
117 | [03:57] <Moonside> Man, that was awesome. | |
118 | [03:58] <Moonside> Suddenly, reflex save. | |
119 | [03:58] <Skeleton> That played out really great | |
120 | [03:58] <Deathfish64> It did | |
121 | [03:59] <Deathfish64> I wonder what would have happened if Gil didn't finish off the king | |
122 | [03:59] <CommodoreJim> I made an awesome first impression, methinks | |
123 | [03:59] <Skeleton> I... looked like a giant tool! The whole time! | |
124 | [03:59] <Moonside> Well, you pretty much instantly killed the gnome. | |
125 | [03:59] <Skeleton> instantly overkilled | |
126 | [04:00] <Moonside> You should get the Bloody Mess achievment feat for this. | |
127 | [04:00] <Deathfish64> You made the gnome not | |
128 | [04:00] <CommodoreJim> Like, flib had to talk about "the intact pieces" of the guy | |
129 | [04:00] <Deathfish64> Meanwhile, I did 3 damage | |
130 | [04:00] <Deathfish64> fun | |
131 | [04:01] <Skeleton> I got a "successfully did nothing but survived" achievement | |
132 | [04:01] <Moonside> I could've stopped him after the first attack! | |
133 | [04:01] <Deathfish64> "survived" | |
134 | [04:01] <CommodoreJim> ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bird-brained | |
135 | [04:02] <Skeleton> I only pretend-died | |
136 | [04:02] <Deathfish64> dat eagle | |
137 | [04:02] <Skeleton> And got pretend-eaten | |
138 | [04:02] <Deathfish64> The eagle was one of the best things I had available to summon, but got it sucked on its rolls | |
139 | [04:02] <Deathfish64> god* | |
140 | [04:03] <Moonside> It hit like once, and it did 1 damage then. | |
141 | [04:03] <CommodoreJim> LOOK THE GROUND -facedives- | |
142 | [04:03] <Deathfish64> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summon-monster look at this list | |
143 | [04:05] <Skeleton> Bloody human skeleton | |
144 | [04:05] <Moonside> Well, I hope we can do some more next week. And that bgh and Eltro joins us too. | |
145 | [04:05] <Moonside> Oh yeah, by the way Jim and df, do I need to remind you of F/bs? | |
146 | [04:05] * Skeleton plays Lucca's theme in his head | |
147 | [04:05] <Deathfish64> Uh, no | |
148 | [04:06] <CommodoreJim> Yes. And whoops, I should probably post in F/bs | |
149 | [04:06] <CommodoreJim> Even if it is just "Isaak and Rider eat" | |
150 | [04:06] <Skeleton> Time to take an incredible leak | |
151 | [04:06] <Moonside> Yeah. Tomorrow, I'll put visitor messages on everyone else's profiles that read "go post or it'll die" | |
152 | [04:06] <CommodoreJim> I think Lennie said she'd post this weekend or something | |
153 | [04:06] <Moonside> Hmm. | |
154 | [04:07] <Deathfish64> that's drawing to a close in her timezone |