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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
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4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Attack on Titan: | |
20 | -There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change | |
21 | -Someone posts spoilers (optional) | |
22 | -A side character you barely know dies | |
23 | -Sasha does something with food | |
24 | -Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie) | |
25 | -A Titan looks/acts dumb | |
26 | -Eren bites his thumb | |
27 | -There's some faux-philosophical narration | |
28 | ||
29 | Bleach | |
30 | -The show starts | |
31 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
32 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
33 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
34 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
35 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
36 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
37 | -Something cool actually happens | |
38 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
39 | -An ass pull occurs | |
40 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
41 | -Spells are useless | |
42 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
43 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
44 | -They reuse animation | |
45 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
46 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
47 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
48 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
49 | ||
50 | Space Dandy | |
51 | -Someone is dandy | |
52 | -Sexy girls in underwear show up | |
53 | -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up | |
54 | -A new alien appears | |
55 | -Dandy hits on a girl | |
56 | -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour | |
57 | -The narrator speaks up | |
58 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
59 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
60 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
61 | ||
62 | Naruto Shippuden | |
63 | -Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback | |
64 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
65 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
66 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
67 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
68 | -There's a flashback | |
69 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
70 | -Sharingan activates | |
71 | -A rasengan is used | |
72 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
73 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
74 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
75 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
76 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
77 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
78 | ||
79 | One Piece | |
80 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
81 | -Luffy is a retard | |
82 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
83 | -Nami is greedy | |
84 | -Usopp lies | |
85 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
86 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
87 | -Robin is morbid | |
88 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
89 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
90 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
91 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
92 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
93 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
94 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
95 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
96 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
97 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
98 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
99 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
100 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
101 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
102 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
103 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
104 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
105 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
106 | ||
107 | - | Tengen Toppan Gurrn Lagan |
107 | + | Tengen Toppan Gurren Lagan |
108 | -Gattai (combination) | |
109 | -Row row, fight the powah | |
110 | -Someone mentions Simon's drill piercing the heavens | |
111 | -Simon acts like a pussy | |
112 | -Someone mans up | |
113 | -There's a manly speech | |
114 | -QUALITY is in effect (EXCEPT episode 4) | |
115 | -TTGL waifu talk starts up | |
116 | -Down your drink when Kamina dies | |
117 | -Boobs are about to bust out of a bra | |
118 | -Drills are used as a euphemism for penises | |
119 | ||
120 | Beware the Batman: | |
121 | -You see an actual person inhabiting the city. | |
122 | -There's an ass shot. | |
123 | -Bruce gets his shit kicked in. | |
124 | -They zoom in on a plot device. | |
125 | -Something is actually happening. | |
126 | -There's a street scene with no people there, even if it's daytime | |
127 | -You learn about a new Batman villain | |
128 | -The nerdy scientist tries to hit on Katana | |
129 | ||
130 | - | Black Lagoon |
130 | + | Hellsing Ultimate: |
131 | - | -BEEP |
131 | + | -There's blood |
132 | - | -Rock acts cowardly |
132 | + | -Someone gets mauled |
133 | - | -Benny makes a quip |
133 | + | -Someone mistakes Integra for a man |
134 | - | -Take number of shots equal to how many rounds Revy fires each gunfight |
134 | + | -Someone brings attention to Seras's boobs |
135 | - | -Something explodes |
135 | + | -Alucards plays around with opponents while fighting |
136 | - | -Someone loses a limb |
136 | + | -Seras acts cute |
137 | - | -Balalaika acts soviet as fuck |
137 | + | -You feel weird feelings about Schrodinger |
138 | -Someone gets violently killed | |
139 | - | Naruto |
139 | + | -Someone quotes the Abridged version |
140 | - | -Naruto says "Believe it" |
140 | + | -Tits get shown |
141 | - | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" |
141 | + | -*BLEEP* |
142 | - | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun |
142 | + | |
143 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
144 | - | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears |
144 | + | |
145 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
146 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
147 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
148 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
149 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
150 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
151 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
152 | - | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex |
152 | + | |
153 | - | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro |
153 | + | |
154 | - | -They drop a title |
154 | + | |
155 | - | -You don't understand what was just said |
155 | + | |
156 | - | -Togusa uses his revolver |
156 | + | Cowboy Bebop |
157 | - | -There's a gory gunshot wound |
157 | + | -The three old guys show up |
158 | - | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. |
158 | + | -Faye gets herself in trouble |
159 | - | -Tachikomas say something cute |
159 | + | -Someone pulls a gun |
160 | - | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg |
160 | + | -Tank! finishes playing |
161 | - | -A philosophical discussion happens |
161 | + | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. |
162 | - | -The Laughing Man logo appears. |
162 | + | -Any character says bounty. |
163 | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass | |
164 | -You d'aaw at Ed | |
165 | -Faye gets herself into trouble | |
166 | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up | |
167 | ||
168 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | |
169 | -The show starts | |
170 | -Ashoka acts self-righteous | |
171 | -Orange buttcheeks | |
172 | -Clone misses a shot | |
173 | -When Anakin does something considerably evil | |
174 | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it | |
175 | -The droids say/do something stupid | |
176 | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. | |
177 | ||
178 | Samurai Jack | |
179 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
180 | -Jack gets naked | |
181 | -Aku laughs | |
182 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
183 | - | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous |
183 | + | |
184 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous |