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| 1 | menu nicklist,query {
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| 2 | .Smurphs Kicks | |
| 3 | ..Random Reason: {
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| 4 | //set %kick $rand(1,21) | |
| 5 | if (%kick == 1) { /msg chanserv kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The Smurph Takes Aim.... He Shoots..... He Scooooooores!!! Smurphs goin t da supabowl!!!!! }
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| 6 | if (%kick == 2) { /msg chanserv kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I know theres one bron every minute...but daaaaayuum you is a fool! }
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| 7 | if (%kick == 3) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Sometimes in life the truth is better being kept from you, so I'll lie and say this kick was an accident :/ }
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| 8 | if (%kick == 4) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
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| 9 | if (%kick == 5) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. }
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| 10 | if (%kick == 6) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Never test the depth of the water with both feet. }
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| 11 | if (%kick == 7) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. }
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| 12 | if (%kick == 8) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. }
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| 13 | if (%kick == 9) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. }
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| 14 | if (%kick == 10) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? }
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| 15 | if (%kick == 11) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. }
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| 16 | if (%kick == 12) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told. }
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| 17 | if (%kick == 13) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 You get enough exercise just pushing your luck. }
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| 18 | if (%kick == 14) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Never miss a good chance to shut up. }
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| 19 | if (%kick == 15) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. }
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| 20 | if (%kick == 16) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. }
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| 21 | if (%kick == 17) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
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| 22 | if (%kick == 18) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. }
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| 23 | if (%kick == 19) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 If I wanted any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper. }
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| 24 | if (%kick == 20) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 You don't just know nothing, you don't even suspect much. }
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| 25 | if (%kick == 21) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 You look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. }
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| 27 | } |
