menu nicklist,query {
  .Smurphs Kicks
  ..Random Reason: {
    //set %kick $rand(1,21)
    if (%kick == 1) { /msg chanserv kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The Smurph Takes Aim.... He Shoots..... He Scooooooores!!! Smurphs goin t da supabowl!!!!! }
    if (%kick == 2) { /msg chanserv kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I know theres one bron every minute...but daaaaayuum you is a fool! }
    if (%kick == 3) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Sometimes in life the truth is better being kept from you, so I'll lie and say this kick was an accident :/ }
    if (%kick == 4) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
    if (%kick == 5) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. }
    if (%kick == 6) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Never test the depth of the water with both feet. }
    if (%kick == 7) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. }
    if (%kick == 8) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. }
    if (%kick == 9) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. }
    if (%kick == 10) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? }
    if (%kick == 11) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. }
    if (%kick == 12) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told. }
    if (%kick == 13) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You get enough exercise just pushing your luck. }
    if (%kick == 14) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Never miss a good chance to shut up. }
    if (%kick == 15) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. }
    if (%kick == 16) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. }
    if (%kick == 17) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
    if (%kick == 18) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. }
    if (%kick == 19) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  If I wanted any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper. }
    if (%kick == 20) {  kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You don't just know nothing, you don't even suspect much. }
    if (%kick == 21) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. }

  }