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1 | Geri F. (GM): So the imp takes 4 damage from his own blight and 1 damage from wounds are forever | |
2 | Strat: Yes | |
3 | Geri F. (GM): Since he doesn't have line of sight on you from you falling off the stall (From pbs) he spends his turn moving within range. | |
4 | 1 turn burns off of his self-inflicted debuffs | |
5 | rip | |
6 | This imp has a little bit of an angle on you from his perch, but you do take partial cover | |
7 | What bonus to AC would that be | |
8 | Or penalty to an attack roll | |
9 | Strat: +2 | |
10 | Geri F. (GM): Alright | |
11 | Strat: +4 for 2/3 cover | |
12 | Geri F. (GM): I'd say +4 in this situation | |
13 | And you are prone so disad | |
14 | Ive set up the status effects so I actually know who has what whooo | |
15 | Strat: Impressive | |
16 | Geri F. (GM): Ill just subtract from their rolls instead of adding to your AC | |
17 | Alright, 10 17 Since disad from prone stance.... | |
18 | rip | |
19 | The giclops who took forced movement from pbs last round moves towards the stall again, and shoves it toward you since he know you are behind it. | |
20 | Would you say moving the stall into you would be just forced movement or damage or both | |
21 | Since you have an ability that negates forced movement | |
22 | Strat: Yeah, does using that convert it to damage or just make me ignore it? | |
23 | Geri F. (GM): Well | |
24 | I'd say it ignores it | |
25 | But in this situation its probably not reasonable to ignore it | |
26 | So i'll just roll the damage | |
27 | Strat: Then I'd probably say take damage from getting hit by a building | |
28 | Geri F. (GM): I wouldn't roll versus AC or anything right, you are getting hit by a building | |
29 | Strat: Probably not | |
30 | Maybe Ref to get out of the way? | |
31 | Or Fort to just stand there and tank the building | |
32 | Geri F. (GM): Yeah alright ill roll against fort | |
33 | 21 | |
34 | 8 Damage. | |
35 | wat | |
36 | god | |
37 | here let me add str | |
38 | Geri F. (GM): So | |
39 | 16 | |
40 | *15 | |
41 | But still | |
42 | two ones | |
43 | cmon man | |
44 | Geri F. (GM): Alright 15 damage | |
45 | Strat: This giclops is such a disappointment | |
46 | Geri F. (GM): I know right | |
47 | reeee | |
48 | Strat: Also, it takes 6 damage from bleed and 6 more from walking through static | |
49 | Geri F. (GM): rip | |
50 | He'd also change the orientation of the cart to something like this | |
51 | Strat: Fair | |
52 | Geri F. (GM): Which makes you a little more open and kind of blocks of f your escape | |
53 | If you could run up walls | |
54 | That is | |
55 | The black line to the left of you is the walls of the courtyard, btw | |
56 | So you could run up it if you pleased | |
57 | Strat: Gotcha | |
58 | Geri F. (GM): Hmmm | |
59 | Alright probably just a basic attack here | |
60 | Strat: Reaction to stand as it approaches | |
61 | Geri F. (GM): 20 Attack | |
62 | 19 Damage | |
63 | all my giclops are dissapointments | |
64 | rip | |
65 | you had one job | |
66 | ONE JOB | |
67 | Geri F. (GM): ok here we go | |
68 | I believe the static line will burn off here | |
69 | Rosalind: Yes | |
70 | Geri F. (GM): Although you made another one here | |
71 | Rosalind: First of all, Rosalind regenerates 6 HP from the bleeding giclops. Second of all, she trades Donovan for her two newest pistols, Behead and Alhazred. | |
72 | Geri F. (GM): rip undead and head they never even got use | |
73 | Rosalind: Unload. Three shots each to the three enemies that aren't on the other side of the cart, and three bullets back into Alhazred. | |
74 | So sad. | |
75 | ((roll 1d2)) test | |
76 | ((1d2)) test | |
77 | Geri F. (GM): Brackets | |
78 | The uh | |
79 | next to p | |
80 | Rosalind: Square brackets? | |
81 | Geri F. (GM): yep | |
82 | square | |
83 | Double | |
84 | Rosalind: 2 | |
85 | There we go | |
86 | 9 to hit | |
87 | Geri F. (GM): Miss | |
88 | Rosalind: Well that didn't work | |
89 | Geri F. (GM): uh | |
90 | Rosalind: Okay s'try that again without doing all of them at once | |
91 | Geri F. (GM): Yeah just put them on a line below | |
92 | shift enter | |
93 | Rosalind: 31 | |
94 | Geri F. (GM): Wont send it | |
95 | but will let you space | |
96 | or | |
97 | enter | |
98 | whatever | |
99 | Rosalind: 14 | |
100 | 14 | |
101 | 15 | |
102 | 18 | |
103 | 15 | |
104 | 29 | |
105 | Rosalind: 32 | |
106 | 23 | |
107 | Geri F. (GM): two critfails | |
108 | Rosalind: There we go | |
109 | Geri F. (GM): ouch | |
110 | Im not gonna punish you too severely for those ones | |
111 | Do you split out the attacks evenly | |
112 | Alright yep three shots each | |
113 | Rosalind: Yeah | |
114 | Geri F. (GM): Miss miss miss, hit, hit, hit, hit hit | |
115 | alright | |
116 | Rosalind: 7 9 8 8 8 | |
117 | Damage, each hit also applies a stacking 3/turn burn for 1 3 3 3 3 turns | |
118 | Geri F. (GM): I actually changed that to P a while back to remove unnecessary complication | |
119 | So just 3 turns | |
120 | Rosalind: Oh | |
121 | Ok | |
122 | Anything that got hit by the first 6 attacks also takes a 3/round bleed and a stacking -1 Will for 3 turns | |
123 | Geri F. (GM): I missed one roll it was further up | |
124 | One more hit | |
125 | Rosalind: Oh great | |
126 | 8 damage, 3 turns bleed + 3 turns burn + 3 turns of -1 Will | |
127 | Wait shoot | |
128 | I haven't been moving | |
129 | I have advantage to damage | |
130 | Geri F. (GM): ummm | |
131 | Wellllll | |
132 | I mean you kind of have | |
133 | Rosalind: "If you have not taken a move action for two turns (12 seconds), you gain advantage on ranged damage rolls until you next move." | |
134 | Move action | |
135 | Geri F. (GM): bluh | |
136 | Rosalind: I moved via reactions and forced movement | |
137 | Geri F. (GM): That doesnt make an incredible degree of sense but okay | |
138 | Go ahead and re-roll damage | |
139 | Rosalind: S'why I'm not climbing the wall | |
140 | 11 9 4 8 10 8 | |
141 | Geri F. (GM): wow | |
142 | Rosalind: I'm not even mad, 4 1s is amazing | |
143 | End turn | |
144 | Geri F. (GM): Since its advantage that 4 doesnt even apply | |
145 | you take the one from above | |
146 | Rosalind: Heck yeah | |
147 | Geri F. (GM): wait | |
148 | the bleed | |
149 | Rosalind: Not targeting that giclops | |
150 | Geri F. (GM): wat | |
151 | no the bleed applies to everyone | |
152 | wounds are forever | |
153 | Rosalind: Oh yeah | |
154 | Geri F. (GM): And sorrow | |
155 | Rosalind: Okay yeah that one. Does that stack with the bleeds I just did? | |
156 | Geri F. (GM): yep all bleeds stack | |
157 | Rosalind: Neat | |
158 | Geri F. (GM): so thats uh | |
159 | Rosalind: Then yeah an extra 1/turn per hit | |
160 | Geri F. (GM): 7 damage to everyone who got hit there | |
161 | wait | |
162 | no 10 | |
163 | And 15 to the poor imp with ten billion status effects | |
164 | Rosalind: brb making a spreadsheet to keep up with all this | |
165 | Geri F. (GM): BLEEDSHEET | |
166 | You dropped prone again right | |
167 | Rosalind: Yes | |
168 | Geri F. (GM): 13 29 | |
169 | rip | |
170 | Well his self inflicted debuffs finally wear off | |
171 | 15 19 | |
172 | remind me to never have ranged enemies in a fight with rosa ever again | |
173 | Rosalind: Will do | |
174 | Geri F. (GM): Geri, master of terrible luck | |
175 | Rosalind: I'm sure they'll fare better when they have no way to hit her while Strained | |
176 | Geri F. (GM): Alright the sandwich man | |
177 | aka this giclops | |
178 | is gonna keep making you into a sandwich | |
179 | Rosalind: ono | |
180 | Geri F. (GM): 17 | |
181 | alright that beats fort rite | |
182 | Rosalind: Just barely | |
183 | Geri F. (GM): hahah | |
184 | 21 | |
185 | Alright that in damage | |
186 | 3 from the static line | |
187 | Rosalind: 6 from bleed | |
188 | Geri F. (GM): I remembered the bleed surprisingly enough | |
189 | Rosalind: Also, uh | |
190 | Speaking of things we forgot | |
191 | All those bullets exploded | |
192 | Geri F. (GM): God | |
193 | DAMNNNNNNN | |
194 | uh | |
195 | alright roll me 6 d6s | |
196 | Rosalind: 4 2 3 5 6 3 | |
197 | Geri F. (GM): and four of those hit two targets | |
198 | Rosalind: Eeyup | |
199 | And... then I went prone | |
200 | 5 | |
201 | Geri F. (GM): Nope that doesnt hit anyone | |
202 | 5 ft range | |
203 | aka adj | |
204 | Rosalind: Right, so it does | |
205 | Was thinking of the 10ft explosive bullets | |
206 | Geri F. (GM): And thats not big bertha but the bullet itself | |
207 | Rosalind: Yeah | |
208 | Bertha is still 5 | |
209 | Geri F. (GM): Alright big money no whammies | |
210 | Lets go for the grapple | |
211 | 21 | |
212 | rip | |
213 | Rosalind: 32 | |
214 | Geri F. (GM): cries in bad rolls | |
215 | i should have my own personal roller who rolls for me | |
216 | so my terrible luck doesnt apply | |
217 | Rosalind: The only way to pass on the curse | |
218 | Geri F. (GM): Alright the larger regen should burn out after you heal from it | |
219 | So its back to 1 | |
220 | Rosalind: 3. Alhazred's Unload applies a bleed of 3 | |
221 | Geri F. (GM): ah | |
222 | so many bleeds | |
223 | Rosalind: Eeyup | |
224 | Need the bleedsheet | |
225 | Geri F. (GM): I wish I could attach a number to a status effect marker so I could see how many turns left/damage | |
226 | but i cant | |
227 | this is better than on paper or in my head though | |
228 | Rosalind: Makes sense | |
229 | Rosalind Devours the injured Imp with Alhazred for 29 damage, instantly applying all Flame Stacks on it | |
230 | Geri F. (GM): is your mag empty | |
231 | Rosalind: Wait no I refilled | |
232 | mb | |
233 | Okay instead of that | |
234 | Devour with Behead to borrow one of Donovan's bullets | |
235 | Geri F. (GM): Ah | |
236 | I knew that would come in handy | |
237 | some day | |
238 | Also I just checked your updated sheet | |
239 | my god | |
240 | the resources | |
241 | Rosalind: 14 to hit the same imp for 19 damage | |
242 | Ah nuts | |
243 | Geri F. (GM): rispnf | |
244 | Alright roll me a d100 bucko | |
245 | Rosalind: 23 | |
246 | Geri F. (GM): rip | |
247 | uhhh | |
248 | Alhazred jams and becomes unusable on your next turn | |
249 | I believe you still have a mionr | |
250 | *minor | |
251 | shit | |
252 | Rosalind: Darn it Alhazred | |
253 | Rosalind drops Behead. Time to Unleash the Hounds. | |
254 | Geri F. (GM): aw shit alright let me find a hellhound token 1 sec | |
255 | Just behead? | |
256 | Or both | |
257 | Rosalind: Just Behead | |
258 | Alhazred's jammed | |
259 | Geri F. (GM): yep | |
260 | Rosalind: Then yes, just Behead | |
261 | Geri F. (GM): tfw you dont have stats written up for the dogs | |
262 | Ill make it up as I go | |
263 | lesson learned | |
264 | Rosalind: ono | |
265 | Geri F. (GM): Where exactly do you summon him | |
266 | anywhere within 30 feet | |
267 | Rosalind: Right in front | |
268 | Geri F. (GM): 17 | |
269 | Alright for now lets go ahead and say hes got pretty much what Anna has in wolf form | |
270 | Rosalind: Sure | |
271 | Geri F. (GM): Except probably less damage | |
272 | Maybe knock it down 2 sizes or so for the basic attack, harry can stay the same | |
273 | Do you want to control him orrr | |
274 | Rosalind: Nah he can go wild | |
275 | Geri F. (GM): great | |
276 | let me see if he has enough movespeed to harry everyone | |
277 | He totally does | |
278 | 9 21 9 | |
279 | 8 [[1d4+5 7 | |
280 | One flame stack each | |
281 | Geri F. (GM): shieet | |
282 | 6 | |
283 | 6 | |
284 | Misses the first giclops, hits the second, and misses the imp, ends his turn next to the imp | |
285 | Applies 1 flame stack to this giclops | |
286 | G1 | |
287 | Rosalind: I can't see which ones have names | |
288 | Geri F. (GM): Hover over it on the turn order | |
289 | G1 | |
290 | Itll highlight it | |
291 | Rosalind: Still nothing | |
292 | Geri F. (GM): uhhh | |
293 | one sec | |
294 | Geri F.: fuck | |
295 | oh yup i see | |
296 | I think I know how to fix it | |
297 | one sec | |
298 | Geri F. (GM): Fixed/ | |
299 | ? | |
300 | Rosalind: That works! | |
301 | Geri F. (GM): Also talk about poor rolls shessh | |
302 | you shouldnt have had me control behead lol | |
303 | Rosalind: Bad dog | |
304 | Geri F. (GM): Alright this poor dude | |
305 | 15 damage, the poison finally wears off | |
306 | Alright he rushes with his javelin | |
307 | Using it as a spear moreso | |
308 | 14 | |
309 | u wot | |
310 | Geri F. (GM): U WOT | |
311 | Rosalind: Stand so no advantage | |
312 | Laugh a little bit | |
313 | Geri F. (GM): this is the point where I realise I should have kept concealed rolls so I could botch it at this point rip | |
314 | rosa light player confirmed | |
315 | Rosalind: To be fair | |
316 | If he'd hit, I woulda just swapped with him again | |
317 | Also to laugh at him | |
318 | Geri F. (GM): rip | |
319 | Alright you cant go back to prone right | |
320 | Used your reaction? | |
321 | Rosalind: Not until my turn | |
322 | Geri F. (GM): haha yese | |
323 | 13 | |
324 | FUCK | |
325 | REEEEEEEEEEEE | |
326 | god | |
327 | DAMN | |
328 | Geri F. (GM): see strat up to this point you havent seen just how bad I am at rolling because combat has only happened a few times | |
329 | now you see | |
330 | Rosalind: I do in fact see | |
331 | Geri F. (GM): Alright sandwich man, my only dependable damage dealer apparently | |
332 | 10 | |
333 | nvm | |
334 | Rosalind: Way to go, sandwich maan | |
335 | Way to go, sandwich man | |
336 | Wow that didn't work | |
337 | Geri F. (GM): Well take half damage i suppose | |
338 | 10.5 | |
339 | 10 | |
340 | damage | |
341 | Rosalind: Impbro too? | |
342 | Geri F. (GM): Oh yeah gunpowder skin would proc there | |
343 | Hitting imp | |
344 | roll | |
345 | Rosalind: 3 | |
346 | Geri F. (GM): And yeah hed probably talk half two | |
347 | This imp has had | |
348 | the worst | |
349 | day of his life | |
350 | Alright give me the big gains | |
351 | here we go | |
352 | Geri F. (GM): big gain | |
353 | 27 | |
354 | THANK YOU | |
355 | PRAISE RNGESUS | |
356 | I HIT AN ATTACK | |
357 | I DID IT STRAT | |
358 | Rosalind: GOOD JOB | |
359 | Geri F. (GM): 22 | |
360 | 22 damage | |
361 | truly | |
362 | I have ascended to godhood | |
363 | Rosalind: ~Planar Divert~ | |
364 | Geri F. (GM): I am now a GT bard of light | |
365 | wait do you actually | |
366 | Rosalind: Nah | |
367 | But I could, and that's what matters | |
368 | Geri F. (GM): glares | |
369 | Rosalind: : ) | |
370 | Geri F. (GM): rip impbro | |
371 | Rosalind: 1 kaboom | |
372 | Geri F. (GM): He got burned, corroded, bled, sandwiched, feared, debuffed, and now ded | |
373 | haha | |
374 | oh yeah mark would wear off by now | |
375 | Rosalind: Yeah | |
376 | Geri F. (GM): mfw you are running out of spaces to use resources I gave you so many | |
377 | Rosalind: You really did | |
378 | Geri F. (GM): Rosa's great wall of resources | |
379 | Rosalind: Rosalind regains 3 HP from assorted bleeds, then switches back to Donovan to use Suppressing Fire on everything still alive | |
380 | 27 [1d20+13]] vs Ref at disadvantage for 30 damage, half on miss | |
381 | 31 | |
382 | And use Shadow Bullets on it | |
383 | No nvm that's Alhazred only | |
384 | Just the 30 | |
385 | Geri F. (GM): you wanna re roll that second disad roll | |
386 | you missed a bracket | |
387 | Rosalind: I did. That was the 31 | |
388 | Geri F. (GM): alright | |
389 | well | |
390 | The imp in front of you dies | |
391 | Go ahead and get your temp HP | |
392 | Rosalind: Aww yiss | |
393 | 8 temp HP, and also 4 2 2 4 explosions | |
394 | Geri F. (GM): rip | |
395 | I believe the bleed on sandwich man would have burned off by now | |
396 | although | |
397 | everyone gets a bleed | |
398 | Rosalind: Who's Next activates and lets her reload Donovan. Then end turn. | |
399 | Geri F. (GM): from wounds are forever | |
400 | you get a bleed | |
401 | and you get a bleed | |
402 | everyone gets a bleed | |
403 | Alright behead maws the injured giclops | |
404 | 9 | |
405 | Geri F. (GM): nvm | |
406 | Rosalind: 5 for Behead's duration since I put the gun away | |
407 | Geri F. (GM): I2 dies from a bleed. | |
408 | Rosalind: 7 temp HP, do I get another major action? | |
409 | Geri F. (GM): You have multiple uses on whose next right | |
410 | Rosalind: Up to 3 per round | |
411 | Geri F. (GM): Then yes | |
412 | Rosalind: Cool | |
413 | Suppressing Fire again | |
414 | 20 26 to hit at disadvantage, 11 20 for damage at advantage | |
415 | Geri F. (GM): Roll me damage | |
416 | oh wait | |
417 | you did | |
418 | im bad lol | |
419 | uh | |
420 | alright | |
421 | Geri F. (GM): Sandwich man presses on and makes one more sandwich... His days are numbered | |
422 | The sandwich making industry will mourn for his loss | |
423 | 11 v fort | |
424 | rip | |
425 | 9.5 Damage | |
426 | 21 | |
427 | Geri F. (GM): Annnnd another missed basic attack | |
428 | Rosalind: Sanguine Shot against the one to the south. 26 vs Will | |
429 | Whether he's Frightened or not, Execute time. 28 to hit, 33 31 damage and bleed 6 for 3 turns | |
430 | Double Tap? | |
431 | Geri F. (GM): indeed | |
432 | Rosalind: 14 for 25 30 | |
433 | Nuts | |
434 | Geri F. (GM): roll a d100 for me | |
435 | Rosalind: 27 | |
436 | Geri F. (GM): You fumble a bit as you are handling the weapon, dropping it. It slides a little bit to about here. | |
437 | Behead maws at the heavily injured giclops. | |
438 | Rosalind: End turn. Also, 4 damage plus another 2 and 4 to them each from suppressing fire last time | |
439 | Geri F. (GM): ooh | |
440 | alright | |
441 | That kills sandwich man then and there | |
442 | So whos next procs | |
443 | Rosalind: Oh bye Sandwich Man | |
444 | I have no more bullets | |
445 | Geri F. (GM): uh | |
446 | Rosalind: I shall stab him anyway | |
447 | That's a thing I can do now | |
448 | Geri F. (GM): that is a thing you can do now | |
449 | Rosalind: 9 temp HP, 22 ranged bayonetting, 24 damage | |
450 | Geri F. (GM): The ogre falls. | |
451 | Victory! | |
452 | Rosalind: 7 temp HP, use Who's Next to- wait I can't stab him I dropped my gun | |
453 | Geri F. (GM): fuq | |
454 | one sec | |
455 | Rosalind: Okay instead of that | |
456 | Geri F. (GM): uh | |
457 | uhhhhhhh | |
458 | Rosalind: Move action to teleport over to my gun then stab him with it | |
459 | Geri F. (GM): there you go | |
460 | Rosalind: I lose advantage to damage, but I forgot to add that in the first place so it's all good | |
461 | Geri F. (GM): i can play music isnt that neat wow | |
462 | Rosalind: That is neat wow | |
463 | Geri F. (GM): ok well here let me fetch my doc and i shall roll grist | |
464 | roll 4 d100s for me | |
465 | because reasons | |
466 | Rosalind: 46 26 13 58 | |
467 | Geri F. (GM): ok | |
468 | fuq | |
469 | 2200 XP | |
470 | 1 | |
471 | 2 | |
472 | 4 T6 | |
473 | Geri F. (GM): 2d10+20 T5 | |
474 | 28 T5 | |
475 | wait | |
476 | aw shit here ill just write it up | |
477 | ignore the grist | |
478 | ill roll it here because the roller is convienient but I have to go through a lot of stuff | |
479 | Geri F. (GM): 2 | |
480 | 1 | |
481 | 3 | |
482 | Actually here yeah ill do it here | |
483 | 31 T5 | |
484 | 100 T4 | |
485 | Geri F. (GM): wow thats an even number | |
486 | Rosalind: Yay even numbers | |
487 | Wait that doesn't make sense | |
488 | 6d6+80+2d10+20 can't be 100 | |
489 | Geri F. (GM): uh | |
490 | good point | |
491 | I think I messed up the syntax | |
492 | 131 | |
493 | Alright how about | |
494 | Rosalind: Nice | |
495 | Geri F. (GM): that | |
496 | Rosalind: Back to all positive numbers! | |
497 | Geri F. (GM): 417 | |
498 | T3 | |
499 | 1322 T2 | |
500 | 4350 | |
501 | T1 | |
502 | 9400 Please ignore this just math | |
503 | Geri F. (GM): 14275 Build | |
504 | Alright | |
505 | done | |
506 | Rosalind: I'd like to use the Cursed Coin to try and upgrade the T2 and G1 grists | |
507 | Geri F. (GM): Alright roll | |
508 | Rosalind: 7 6 55% chance of success | |
509 | Geri F. (GM): slow clap | |
510 | Rosalind: I... don't know if those are successes or fails | |
511 | Geri F. (GM): fails | |
512 | low=fail | |
513 | Rosalind: Ok | |
514 | Yeah makes sense | |
515 | Geri F. (GM): bad fail too | |
516 | Rosalind: Nice | |
517 | Geri F. (GM): if that was a critfail effect roll I would have had you proc a chaos surge lol | |
518 | Rosalind: Oh fun | |
519 | Geri F. (GM): Alright well both of those tiers downgrade |