[Scratchstuck] Rosalind tries out Alhazred and Behead

Geri F. (GM): So the imp takes 4 damage from his own blight and 1 damage from wounds are forever
Strat: Yes
Geri F. (GM): Since he doesn't have line of sight on you from you falling off the stall (From pbs) he spends his turn moving within range.
1 turn burns off of his self-inflicted debuffs
rip
This imp has a little bit of an angle on you from his perch, but you do take partial cover
What bonus to AC would that be
Or penalty to an attack roll
Strat: +2
Geri F. (GM): Alright
Strat: +4 for 2/3 cover
Geri F. (GM): I'd say +4 in this situation
And you are prone so disad
Ive set up the status effects so I actually know who has what whooo
Strat: Impressive
Geri F. (GM): Ill just subtract from their rolls instead of adding to your AC
Alright, 10 17 Since disad from prone stance....
rip
The giclops who took forced movement from pbs last round moves towards the stall again, and shoves it toward you since he know you are behind it.
Would you say moving the stall into you would be just forced movement or damage or both
Since you have an ability that negates forced movement
Strat: Yeah, does using that convert it to damage or just make me ignore it?
Geri F. (GM): Well
I'd say it ignores it
But in this situation its probably not reasonable to ignore it
So i'll just roll the damage
Strat: Then I'd probably say take damage from getting hit by a building
Geri F. (GM): I wouldn't roll versus AC or anything right, you are getting hit by a building
Strat: Probably not
Maybe Ref to get out of the way?
Or Fort to just stand there and tank the building
Geri F. (GM): Yeah alright ill roll against fort
21
8 Damage.
wat
god
here let me add str
Geri F. (GM): So
16
*15
But still
two ones
cmon man
Geri F. (GM): Alright 15 damage
Strat: This giclops is such a disappointment
Geri F. (GM): I know right
reeee
Strat: Also, it takes 6 damage from bleed and 6 more from walking through static
Geri F. (GM): rip
He'd also change the orientation of the cart to something like this
Strat: Fair
Geri F. (GM): Which makes you a little more open and kind of blocks of f your escape
If you could run up walls
That is
The black line to the left of you is the walls of the courtyard, btw
So you could run up it if you pleased
Strat: Gotcha
Geri F. (GM): Hmmm
Alright probably just a basic attack here
Strat: Reaction to stand as it approaches
Geri F. (GM): 20 Attack
19 Damage
all my giclops are dissapointments
rip
you had one job
ONE JOB
Geri F. (GM): ok here we go
I believe the static line will burn off here
Rosalind: Yes
Geri F. (GM): Although you made another one here
Rosalind: First of all, Rosalind regenerates 6 HP from the bleeding giclops. Second of all, she trades Donovan for her two newest pistols, Behead and Alhazred.
Geri F. (GM): rip undead and head they never even got use
Rosalind: Unload. Three shots each to the three enemies that aren't on the other side of the cart, and three bullets back into Alhazred.
So sad.
((roll 1d2)) test
((1d2)) test
Geri F. (GM): Brackets
The uh
next to p
Rosalind: Square brackets?
Geri F. (GM): yep
square
Double
Rosalind: 2
There we go
9 to hit
Geri F. (GM): Miss
Rosalind: Well that didn't work
Geri F. (GM): uh
Rosalind: Okay s'try that again without doing all of them at once
Geri F. (GM): Yeah just put them on a line below
shift enter
Rosalind: 31
Geri F. (GM): Wont send it
but will let you space
or
enter
whatever
Rosalind: 14
14
15
18
15
29
Rosalind: 32
23
Geri F. (GM): two critfails
Rosalind: There we go
Geri F. (GM): ouch
Im not gonna punish you too severely for those ones
Do you split out the attacks evenly
Alright yep three shots each
Rosalind: Yeah
Geri F. (GM): Miss miss miss, hit, hit, hit, hit hit
alright
Rosalind: 7 9 8 8 8
Damage, each hit also applies a stacking 3/turn burn for 1 3 3 3 3 turns
Geri F. (GM): I actually changed that to P a while back to remove unnecessary complication
So just 3 turns
Rosalind: Oh
Ok
Anything that got hit by the first 6 attacks also takes a 3/round bleed and a stacking -1 Will for 3 turns
Geri F. (GM): I missed one roll it was further up
One more hit
Rosalind: Oh great
8 damage, 3 turns bleed + 3 turns burn + 3 turns of -1 Will
Wait shoot
I haven't been moving
I have advantage to damage
Geri F. (GM): ummm
Wellllll
I mean you kind of have
Rosalind: "If you have not taken a move action for two turns (12 seconds), you gain advantage on ranged damage rolls until you next move."
Move action
Geri F. (GM): bluh
Rosalind: I moved via reactions and forced movement
Geri F. (GM): That doesnt make an incredible degree of sense but okay
Go ahead and re-roll damage
Rosalind: S'why I'm not climbing the wall
11 9 4 8 10 8
Geri F. (GM): wow
Rosalind: I'm not even mad, 4 1s is amazing
End turn
Geri F. (GM): Since its advantage that 4 doesnt even apply
you take the one from above
Rosalind: Heck yeah
Geri F. (GM): wait
the bleed
Rosalind: Not targeting that giclops
Geri F. (GM): wat
no the bleed applies to everyone
wounds are forever
Rosalind: Oh yeah
Geri F. (GM): And sorrow
Rosalind: Okay yeah that one. Does that stack with the bleeds I just did?
Geri F. (GM): yep all bleeds stack
Rosalind: Neat
Geri F. (GM): so thats uh
Rosalind: Then yeah an extra 1/turn per hit
Geri F. (GM): 7 damage to everyone who got hit there
wait
no 10
And 15 to the poor imp with ten billion status effects
Rosalind: brb making a spreadsheet to keep up with all this
Geri F. (GM): BLEEDSHEET
You dropped prone again right
Rosalind: Yes
Geri F. (GM): 13 29
rip
Well his self inflicted debuffs finally wear off
15 19
remind me to never have ranged enemies in a fight with rosa ever again
Rosalind: Will do
Geri F. (GM): Geri, master of terrible luck
Rosalind: I'm sure they'll fare better when they have no way to hit her while Strained
Geri F. (GM): Alright the sandwich man
aka this giclops
is gonna keep making you into a sandwich
Rosalind: ono
Geri F. (GM): 17
alright that beats fort rite
Rosalind: Just barely
Geri F. (GM): hahah
21
Alright that in damage
3 from the static line
Rosalind: 6 from bleed
Geri F. (GM): I remembered the bleed surprisingly enough
Rosalind: Also, uh
Speaking of things we forgot
All those bullets exploded
Geri F. (GM): God
DAMNNNNNNN
uh
alright roll me 6 d6s
Rosalind: 4 2 3 5 6 3
Geri F. (GM): and four of those hit two targets
Rosalind: Eeyup
And... then I went prone
5
Geri F. (GM): Nope that doesnt hit anyone
5 ft range
aka adj
Rosalind: Right, so it does
Was thinking of the 10ft explosive bullets
Geri F. (GM): And thats not big bertha but the bullet itself
Rosalind: Yeah
Bertha is still 5
Geri F. (GM): Alright big money no whammies
Lets go for the grapple
21
rip
Rosalind: 32
Geri F. (GM): cries in bad rolls
i should have my own personal roller who rolls for me
so my terrible luck doesnt apply
Rosalind: The only way to pass on the curse
Geri F. (GM): Alright the larger regen should burn out after you heal from it
So its back to 1
Rosalind: 3. Alhazred's Unload applies a bleed of 3
Geri F. (GM): ah
so many bleeds
Rosalind: Eeyup
Need the bleedsheet
Geri F. (GM): I wish I could attach a number to a status effect marker so I could see how many turns left/damage
but i cant
this is better than on paper or in my head though
Rosalind: Makes sense
Rosalind Devours the injured Imp with Alhazred for 29 damage, instantly applying all Flame Stacks on it
Geri F. (GM): is your mag empty
Rosalind: Wait no I refilled
mb
Okay instead of that
Devour with Behead to borrow one of Donovan's bullets
Geri F. (GM): Ah
I knew that would come in handy
some day
Also I just checked your updated sheet
my god
the resources
Rosalind: 14 to hit the same imp for 19 damage
Ah nuts
Geri F. (GM): rispnf
Alright roll me a d100 bucko
Rosalind: 23
Geri F. (GM): rip
uhhh
Alhazred jams and becomes unusable on your next turn
I believe you still have a mionr
*minor
shit
Rosalind: Darn it Alhazred
Rosalind drops Behead. Time to Unleash the Hounds.
Geri F. (GM): aw shit alright let me find a hellhound token 1 sec
Just behead?
Or both
Rosalind: Just Behead
Alhazred's jammed
Geri F. (GM): yep
Rosalind: Then yes, just Behead
Geri F. (GM): tfw you dont have stats written up for the dogs
Ill make it up as I go
lesson learned
Rosalind: ono
Geri F. (GM): Where exactly do you summon him
anywhere within 30 feet
Rosalind: Right in front
Geri F. (GM): 17
Alright for now lets go ahead and say hes got pretty much what Anna has in wolf form
Rosalind: Sure
Geri F. (GM): Except probably less damage
Maybe knock it down 2 sizes or so for the basic attack, harry can stay the same
Do you want to control him orrr
Rosalind: Nah he can go wild
Geri F. (GM): great
let me see if he has enough movespeed to harry everyone
He totally does
9 21 9
8 [[1d4+5 7
One flame stack each
Geri F. (GM): shieet
6
6
Misses the first giclops, hits the second, and misses the imp, ends his turn next to the imp
Applies 1 flame stack to this giclops
G1
Rosalind: I can't see which ones have names
Geri F. (GM): Hover over it on the turn order
G1
Itll highlight it
Rosalind: Still nothing
Geri F. (GM): uhhh
one sec
Geri F.: fuck
oh yup i see
I think I know how to fix it
one sec
Geri F. (GM): Fixed/
?
Rosalind: That works!
Geri F. (GM): Also talk about poor rolls shessh
you shouldnt have had me control behead lol
Rosalind: Bad dog
Geri F. (GM): Alright this poor dude
15 damage, the poison finally wears off
Alright he rushes with his javelin
Using it as a spear moreso
14
u wot
Geri F. (GM): U WOT
Rosalind: Stand so no advantage
Laugh a little bit
Geri F. (GM): this is the point where I realise I should have kept concealed rolls so I could botch it at this point rip
rosa light player confirmed
Rosalind: To be fair
If he'd hit, I woulda just swapped with him again
Also to laugh at him
Geri F. (GM): rip
Alright you cant go back to prone right
Used your reaction?
Rosalind: Not until my turn
Geri F. (GM): haha yese
13
FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEE
god
DAMN
Geri F. (GM): see strat up to this point you havent seen just how bad I am at rolling because combat has only happened a few times
now you see
Rosalind: I do in fact see
Geri F. (GM): Alright sandwich man, my only dependable damage dealer apparently
10
nvm
Rosalind: Way to go, sandwich maan
Way to go, sandwich man
Wow that didn't work
Geri F. (GM): Well take half damage i suppose
10.5
10
damage
Rosalind: Impbro too?
Geri F. (GM): Oh yeah gunpowder skin would proc there
Hitting imp
roll
Rosalind: 3
Geri F. (GM): And yeah hed probably talk half two
This imp has had
the worst
day of his life
Alright give me the big gains
here we go
Geri F. (GM): big gain
27
THANK YOU
PRAISE RNGESUS
I HIT AN ATTACK
I DID IT STRAT
Rosalind: GOOD JOB
Geri F. (GM): 22
22 damage
truly
I have ascended to godhood
Rosalind: ~Planar Divert~
Geri F. (GM): I am now a GT bard of light
wait do you actually
Rosalind: Nah
But I could, and that's what matters
Geri F. (GM): glares
Rosalind: : )
Geri F. (GM): rip impbro
Rosalind: 1 kaboom
Geri F. (GM): He got burned, corroded, bled, sandwiched, feared, debuffed, and now ded
haha
oh yeah mark would wear off by now
Rosalind: Yeah
Geri F. (GM): mfw you are running out of spaces to use resources I gave you so many
Rosalind: You really did
Geri F. (GM): Rosa's great wall of resources
Rosalind: Rosalind regains 3 HP from assorted bleeds, then switches back to Donovan to use Suppressing Fire on everything still alive
27 [1d20+13]] vs Ref at disadvantage for 30 damage, half on miss
31
And use Shadow Bullets on it
No nvm that's Alhazred only
Just the 30
Geri F. (GM): you wanna re roll that second disad roll
you missed a bracket
Rosalind: I did. That was the 31
Geri F. (GM): alright
well
The imp in front of you dies
Go ahead and get your temp HP
Rosalind: Aww yiss
8 temp HP, and also 4 2 2 4 explosions
Geri F. (GM): rip
I believe the bleed on sandwich man would have burned off by now
although
everyone gets a bleed
Rosalind: Who's Next activates and lets her reload Donovan. Then end turn.
Geri F. (GM): from wounds are forever
you get a bleed
and you get a bleed
everyone gets a bleed
Alright behead maws the injured giclops
9
Geri F. (GM): nvm
Rosalind: 5 for Behead's duration since I put the gun away
Geri F. (GM): I2 dies from a bleed.
Rosalind: 7 temp HP, do I get another major action?
Geri F. (GM): You have multiple uses on whose next right
Rosalind: Up to 3 per round
Geri F. (GM): Then yes
Rosalind: Cool
Suppressing Fire again
20 26 to hit at disadvantage, 11 20 for damage at advantage
Geri F. (GM): Roll me damage
oh wait
you did
im bad lol
uh
alright
Geri F. (GM): Sandwich man presses on and makes one more sandwich... His days are numbered
The sandwich making industry will mourn for his loss
11 v fort
rip
9.5 Damage
21
Geri F. (GM): Annnnd another missed basic attack
Rosalind: Sanguine Shot against the one to the south. 26 vs Will
Whether he's Frightened or not, Execute time. 28 to hit, 33 31 damage and bleed 6 for 3 turns
Double Tap?
Geri F. (GM): indeed
Rosalind: 14 for 25 30
Nuts
Geri F. (GM): roll a d100 for me
Rosalind: 27
Geri F. (GM): You fumble a bit as you are handling the weapon, dropping it. It slides a little bit to about here.
Behead maws at the heavily injured giclops.
Rosalind: End turn. Also, 4 damage plus another 2 and 4 to them each from suppressing fire last time
Geri F. (GM): ooh
alright
That kills sandwich man then and there
So whos next procs
Rosalind: Oh bye Sandwich Man
I have no more bullets
Geri F. (GM): uh
Rosalind: I shall stab him anyway
That's a thing I can do now
Geri F. (GM): that is a thing you can do now
Rosalind: 9 temp HP, 22 ranged bayonetting, 24 damage
Geri F. (GM): The ogre falls.
Victory!
Rosalind: 7 temp HP, use Who's Next to- wait I can't stab him I dropped my gun
Geri F. (GM): fuq
one sec
Rosalind: Okay instead of that
Geri F. (GM): uh
uhhhhhhh
Rosalind: Move action to teleport over to my gun then stab him with it
Geri F. (GM): there you go
Rosalind: I lose advantage to damage, but I forgot to add that in the first place so it's all good
Geri F. (GM): i can play music isnt that neat wow
Rosalind: That is neat wow
Geri F. (GM): ok well here let me fetch my doc and i shall roll grist
roll 4 d100s for me
because reasons
Rosalind: 46 26 13 58
Geri F. (GM): ok
fuq
2200 XP
1
2
4 T6
Geri F. (GM): 2d10+20 T5
28 T5
wait
aw shit here ill just write it up
ignore the grist
ill roll it here because the roller is convienient but I have to go through a lot of stuff
Geri F. (GM): 2
1
3
Actually here yeah ill do it here
31 T5
100 T4
Geri F. (GM): wow thats an even number
Rosalind: Yay even numbers
Wait that doesn't make sense
6d6+80+2d10+20 can't be 100
Geri F. (GM): uh
good point
I think I messed up the syntax
131
Alright how about
Rosalind: Nice
Geri F. (GM): that
Rosalind: Back to all positive numbers!
Geri F. (GM): 417
T3
1322 T2
4350
T1
9400 Please ignore this just math
Geri F. (GM): 14275 Build
Alright
done
Rosalind: I'd like to use the Cursed Coin to try and upgrade the T2 and G1 grists
Geri F. (GM): Alright roll
Rosalind: 7 6 55% chance of success
Geri F. (GM): slow clap
Rosalind: I... don't know if those are successes or fails
Geri F. (GM): fails
low=fail
Rosalind: Ok
Yeah makes sense
Geri F. (GM): bad fail too
Rosalind: Nice
Geri F. (GM): if that was a critfail effect roll I would have had you proc a chaos surge lol
Rosalind: Oh fun
Geri F. (GM): Alright well both of those tiers downgrade