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| 1 | - | This server is exactly the place I have looked for! For all the other developer's for this position, I am the BEST. |
| 1 | + | This hotel is exactly the place I have looked for! For all the other receptionist's for this position, I am the BEST. |
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| 3 | * Organizing shit? Check. | |
| 4 | * Calling numbers and shit? Doublecheck. | |
| 5 | * Customer support and shit? Mega-check. | |
| 6 | * Faxing numbers and shit? MOTHER FLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT. | |
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| 8 | Don't believe me? Check this shit out: | |
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| 10 | - | * I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king two years in a row with two different queens. |
| 10 | + | * I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king with two different queens. |
| 11 | * I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any Rubik's cube in front of your face with my magic fingers. I will bring one to prove it! | |
| 12 | * I have pinpoint accuracy: I killed a hawk once with a ninja star (sorry Aviary). | |
| 13 | * I am good for office morale: When someone cries I am all sympathetic and shit. | |
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| 15 | Need my résumé? Nope. Not when you got my FACTS! | |
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| 17 | * I am honorable: I am the son of a librarian and a Capricorn. | |
| 18 | * I am brace: I fight crime on the weekends. I don't wear a cape, yo that shit is for PIMPS. | |
| 19 | * I am dependable: Just call my name and ill be there. | |
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| 21 | I'll pop in tomorrow to get my paperwork all signed up around 11am. No need for an interview, trust me, you'll love me. I got your address from google, because my internet research skills are the shit. I actually have been to a spa near your building a few times so I already know the area! | |
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| 23 | Love, | |
| 24 | Zack. |
