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- This hotel is exactly the place I have looked for! For all the other receptionist's for this position, I am the BEST.
- * Organizing shit? Check.
- * Calling numbers and shit? Doublecheck.
- * Customer support and shit? Mega-check.
- * Faxing numbers and shit? MOTHER FLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
- Don't believe me? Check this shit out:
- * I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king with two different queens.
- * I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any Rubik's cube in front of your face with my magic fingers. I will bring one to prove it!
- * I have pinpoint accuracy: I killed a hawk once with a ninja star (sorry Aviary).
- * I am good for office morale: When someone cries I am all sympathetic and shit.
- Need my résumé? Nope. Not when you got my FACTS!
- * I am honorable: I am the son of a librarian and a Capricorn.
- * I am brace: I fight crime on the weekends. I don't wear a cape, yo that shit is for PIMPS.
- * I am dependable: Just call my name and ill be there.
- I'll pop in tomorrow to get my paperwork all signed up around 11am. No need for an interview, trust me, you'll love me. I got your address from google, because my internet research skills are the shit. I actually have been to a spa near your building a few times so I already know the area!
- Love,
- Zack.
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