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-DOLFINH'S PASTA SHOP 1.2[8/22/2014]
+DOLFINH'S PASTA SHOP 1.6[12/20/2014]
 
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 =ZFG RELATED PASTA=
 Hello Mr. Zfg, this is your electric company Dampe Incorporated. I'd just like to let you know that your electricity will be shut off in 10 minutes. Thanks for your patience, and as always Run Ogre.
 
 Mr. ZFG I don't like your stream at all. You are using glitches to destroy this amazing game. You seem very bored and the magic of zelda is gone from your spirit. Please stop glitching video games. If the developers wanted you to do what you do they would have told you about this! Glitching is cheating and if you don't stop glitching I'm gonna call the glitch police. My dad works for Nintendo and he is going to tell Miyamoto about this if you don't stop this glitching! It's like getting outside of the map in CoD and shooting people while you cannot be killed!! I have to stop watching because I don't want you to ruin my experience with this magical game! You'll be sorry when Nintendo gets their secret illuminati to come and wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet!
 
 zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
 
 Hi ZFG I'm a Twitch employee and I'm stopping by to say your Twitch chat is out of control. I have received several complaints from your very own viewers that their chat experience is ruined because of constant Emote and Copypasta spamming. This type unacceptable by Twitch's standards and if your mods don't do something about it we will be forced to shut down your channel. Wish you all the best - Twitch
 
 =STIV PASTA + VARIANTS OF ALL KINDS=
 Hey Stiv I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
 
 Hola Stivarino espero que puedan ver este mensaje ahora que el chat se ha calmado. Yo quería decir felicidades! Sé que usted puede hacer un poco amargo, pero siempre quiero quitarme el sombrero ante usted. Contra viento y marea todavía estaré aquí para apoyarte siempre. Sé que los tiempos son difíciles, pero siempre vuelvo con una buena actitud. Le deseo lo mejor en sus próximas carreras, y espero que usted consigue una puntuación aún mejor. Voy a seguir para estar aquí y encontrar nuevas strats como siempre. Gran stiv trabajo. Yo apuesto por siempre! Usted debe estar orgulloso.
 
 Stiv آمل أن تتمكن من رؤية هذه الرسالة الآن أن الدردشة قد هدأت. أردت أن أقول مبروك! وأنا أعلم أنك تستطيع أن تفعل المر قليلا ولكن أريد دائما أن تقلب قبعتي قبالة لك. في السراء والضراء وسوف يكون لا يزال هنا لتدعم دائما لك. وأنا أعلم الأوقات الصعبة، ولكن كنت دائما أعود مع حسن الخلق. أتمنى لكم أفضل جدا على ويدير الخاص بك المقبل، وآمل أن تحصل على درجة أفضل. سأواصل أن أكون هنا وتجد strats جديدة كما هو الحال دائما. كبيرة stiv العمل. بأنني أروج لك دائما! يجب أن نكون فخورين.
 
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 Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
 
 ᕼEᒪᒪO TᗯITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, ᗪOᑎ ᑭEᑭᑭEᖇOᑎI ᕼEᖇE, ᑕᗩᑭTᗩIᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗩᑎTI-ᖇIOT ᑭOᒪIᑕE. ᔕTOᑭ ᖇIOTIᑎG ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ, Oᖇ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE TOᑭᗪEᑕKEᗪ. YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯE ᗷEEᑎ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ. ᑎO ᑭᑌEᖇTO ᖇIᑕO ᑭᗩᔕTEᖇIᑎO ᗪE ᑎIᖇO TᗩᖇEᑎTIᑎO
 
 Jon's eyes were red and swollen as he had started crying the moment Arin left. The three embraced in a hug and Jon joyously shouted "You know what this means?" The three exclaimed together, "Banjo Kazooie Orgy time!" And so the three went back to Jon's lavish hotel room and Jon blasted the Banjo Kazooie soundtrack from his stereo. Jon then proceded to put his Jiggies in Grant's mouth while Arin caressed Grant's Mumbo Jumbos. The End.
 
 Shade looked deeply into his eyes and found that he could not resist TBD's masculine shoulders. TBD felt a wave of intense pleasure rise through his system as Shade massaged his elbows. His napalm pillar rised to its hard kick form, and Shade couldn't help but stare as it was charged for several frames before fully erecting into its active state. "I don't understand" Shade said quietly. "How long have you felt this way about me?" Tears rolled down TBD's cheeks as memories of falling deeply in love with Shade came to his mind. "The truth is, Trihex, I haven't been able to resist you since you ran Yoshi's Island at AGDQ 2014"
 
 It's been a rough life as a painwheel main growing up in philly. I've been tossed around by parasoul mains since god knows when and I wasn't exactly well off in terms of meter. Every day I would come home from school and just get counterhit from my propellor levitation skill until a few years into high school when for some reason that didn't happen anymore. I still got bullied a lot of the time though and it wasnt til now I could reach forward and punch my enemies from on top of the head with my face planted into the ground. As time went on though, it got more and more frustrating and I just couldn't take it anymore. I went into my dads gun cabinet and pulled out the clock pistol and flew out to the park. I walked silently for hours, looking at the basketball court I used to play in. Out of nowhere, I was picked up and spun around a bunch of times. My mom got scared and I was sent to live with my aunt and uncle in bel-air.
 
 So, Siglemic, this was apparently your "run". While the game itself is good and your speedrunning skills were top notch, I feel that you're lacking it in the "opening your mouth" department. Speedrunning also means interacting with the community, having a sense of humor and overall being a good entertainer. Cosmo is a prime example for this. Speedrunning is a mindset, it's a way of life. If you have an upcoming run in front of 1000 people (read: degenerates) then you must prepare for that. Go to bed early and wake up with a fresh mind. Nevertheless, I still enjoyed your run. I wish you all the best for your future runs and I hope that you'll improve your weak points.
-Wow Shade, fuck you. Honestly, I can't believe you have the nerve to go into every Skullgirls stream and spam your stupid meme shit like "Soorpls" and "Beanyhipster" and OMW. You are the reason why everyone hates the tournament scene and why we will never get approval from the deviantart fanbase. I've put up with you and the rest of the communities shit before, but honestly this was the last straw. Fuck skullgirls, fuck MikeZ, and most of all, #FUCKSHADE. Fuck all of your shit, I'm going back to Ultra.
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 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Whales, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret recipies of Pizza Hut, and I have over 300 consumed pizzas. I am trained in turning on sub mode and I’m the top banner in all of SRL. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Twitch cops across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chat. You’re fucking dead, kid. I eat anything, anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hamfists. Not only am I extensively trained in timing out normalweights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitch Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Josh's chat, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pizza grease all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
 
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 =SKULLGIRLS=
 
 Is Squigly legal? How dare you ask such an outrageous question. According to the OFFICIAL Skullgirls wiki, Squigly was 14 when she was killed and has been dead for 14 years. Do you do math, motherfucker? 14 + 14 is 30, and 30 is above 18 therefore squigly is perfectly legal.  I don't particularly care what you so called "tournament players" say. Call me a "Skullfan" or some other derogatory slur, but you cannot stop me from loving my very hot and very legal waifu.
 
 Wow Shade, fuck you. Honestly, I can't believe you have the nerve to go into every Skullgirls stream and spam your stupid meme shit like "Soorpls" and "Beanyhipster" and OMW. You are the reason why everyone hates the tournament scene and why we will never get approval from the deviantart fanbase. I've put up with you and the rest of the communities shit before, but honestly this was the last straw. Fuck skullgirls, fuck MikeZ, and most of all, #FUCKSHADE. Fuck all of your shit, I'm going back to Ultra.
 
 Hey ShadeMoneh, I just wanted to apologize for popping off on you in twitch chat yesterday. Some of the stuff you post like "omw" "dying" "soorpls" "beanyhipster" and "partypython" are actually pretty funny. I know there's a lot of reasons why people in the squigly lovers anonymous thread won't accept us and come to tournaments, but you're not one of them. I know I said that it was the last straw for me with Skullgirls and that I would never touch the game again because of how mashy it is, but I actually play it for several hours each day. I tried to get back into Ultra, but it didn't feel good to play a game where the neutral game didn't involve a lot of upbacking. Anyway Shade, hope you can come to australlia coup 3 for skullgirls and i'll see you there! OMW xD.
 
 A long long time ago, back when I was 10 years old and in 6th grade, I went out to the lunch table with all of my friends and we all started eating our tender chicken mcnuggies. This one girl, tenryu chuckled as she slurped a gogurt down her throat. My friend whispered to me and asked "how will you obtain her chaos emeralds?" I told him I was going to steal her gogurts. He immediately got up and told the principal, and that's why i'm no longer friends with that fucking snitch kstacks.
 
 Wow shade seriously you would remove this message all day i wonder what shade would say if i ever talked to him in real life like i would hope he would say "yeah" or sprinkle me me with a little "mock why the the fuck do you headbutt" but all i see is see is message deleted i have 117 points in this game right now and im not losing all i want to see is how shade will say my name oh shit i just got a double snouter BUT THE FUCKING PIGS JUST TOUCHED SO NOW I HAVE ZERO. Im so mad shade just say like something like "wow munos cant be mock in jstars its IMPOSSIBLE inTELLIGHLE (that was a spelling error) but seriouly this is gr8( see im cool rn)
 
 man since squigly is legal and i'm now legal and not underage I can finally give her the tbd special and drop pounds of spaghetti on her till she is literally drowing in spaghetti. The sauce would be so tomato that she can't even breathe deadass she will be dying in my seed...of tomato. The feeling of her rotting decaying body just flip flopping around like a fish in her attempt to get out just gets me literally DIAMONDS
 
 I love copypasyara like if i sidnt have coopypatsa i would probanly would die its so good its so amazing cant wait to meet to all sometime in my life gunna be so good like better that so good like very good you might say like cant wait to hear shade say "mock" and socks say "mock" and medic say nothing cause hes just gunna body me in FUCKING PIGS I LOST AGAIN buy seriously i want a card from blaise i want warped to be my dad??  Ummmm ken to something idekkkk (larry face) socks to get bodied GUNNA BE SO GOOD adachi stfu rise somf seriously (mmmmmm) i want painsley to be like " ye " and hiro to say nothing cause hes yhe watcher fuzzy so give me irl tech support and stuff tbd to just be tbd cause thats gr9 i love that negus to say that i suck at persona ANIME and FOSH i love your voice its so calming anf math thank you all and DOLFIN WEST COAST SPEEDRUN MY FAVE AMAZING
 
 "Glistening tears of sadness streak across my face, I have never heard something so beautiful in my lifetime. Unaware of what was happening I feel the slippery eels of valentine’s sides wrap around the head of my dragon. I suddenly become scared, as stated above I have no idea what i’m doing. What are the chances that my first time ends up being a one and done deal? How will my family accept such failure from- its too late. Valentine slides down on my yoohoo pressing her lips against the end, taking the whole inch easily. Val gives me a slight face of disappointment. I’m dying."
 
 "Valentine decides to give this experience a chance and lewdly stares at teacup’d Hops. Hops being the cool bro that he is activate his closet painwheel install. His clothes obliterate and his power of the nova force shines bright for both Valentine and I to see. “I played you like a damn fiddle, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch bi-bi-bitch, I played you like a damn fiddle.”"
 
 "The cool thing about double imo is that she can be anypony she wants to be. She can fit her entire body around your schween if you wanted her too because shes a double clone; literally a human ditto. legality also doesn't matter because she was creatd by the trinity and the divine mothers dont care about the police most of the time. If big band knew about what the religious moms were doing he would want to arrest them all like "my planet needs me" XD. I hope the woman I mary is just like double so she can transform into anyone, even nadia with a huge penis because sometimes you just need it in you yaknow??"
 
 "Man FUCK this game i'm so done this game is so done like its not even finished like look at this dead ass character just taking all these hits like whos mans and why is the meter going down like there's nothing I can do this armor is unstoppable like- oh oh oh and when I attack this shits meter goes down more I swear this is the most fucked up dead ass piece of shit character iv'e ever seen like deadass i'm done so done doner than doner i'm going back to NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM Revolution"