Dolfinh's Pasta Shop 1.4

DOLFINH'S PASTA SHOP 1.2[8/22/2014]



=ZFG RELATED PASTA=
Hello Mr. Zfg, this is your electric company Dampe Incorporated. I'd just like to let you know that your electricity will be shut off in 10 minutes. Thanks for your patience, and as always Run Ogre.

Mr. ZFG I don't like your stream at all. You are using glitches to destroy this amazing game. You seem very bored and the magic of zelda is gone from your spirit. Please stop glitching video games. If the developers wanted you to do what you do they would have told you about this! Glitching is cheating and if you don't stop glitching I'm gonna call the glitch police. My dad works for Nintendo and he is going to tell Miyamoto about this if you don't stop this glitching! It's like getting outside of the map in CoD and shooting people while you cannot be killed!! I have to stop watching because I don't want you to ruin my experience with this magical game! You'll be sorry when Nintendo gets their secret illuminati to come and wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet!

zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality

Hi ZFG I'm a Twitch employee and I'm stopping by to say your Twitch chat is out of control. I have received several complaints from your very own viewers that their chat experience is ruined because of constant Emote and Copypasta spamming. This type unacceptable by Twitch's standards and if your mods don't do something about it we will be forced to shut down your channel. Wish you all the best - Twitch

=STIV PASTA + VARIANTS OF ALL KINDS=
Hey Stiv I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.

Hola Stivarino espero que puedan ver este mensaje ahora que el chat se ha calmado. Yo quería decir felicidades! Sé que usted puede hacer un poco amargo, pero siempre quiero quitarme el sombrero ante usted. Contra viento y marea todavía estaré aquí para apoyarte siempre. Sé que los tiempos son difíciles, pero siempre vuelvo con una buena actitud. Le deseo lo mejor en sus próximas carreras, y espero que usted consigue una puntuación aún mejor. Voy a seguir para estar aquí y encontrar nuevas strats como siempre. Gran stiv trabajo. Yo apuesto por siempre! Usted debe estar orgulloso.

Stiv آمل أن تتمكن من رؤية هذه الرسالة الآن أن الدردشة قد هدأت. أردت أن أقول مبروك! وأنا أعلم أنك تستطيع أن تفعل المر قليلا ولكن أريد دائما أن تقلب قبعتي قبالة لك. في السراء والضراء وسوف يكون لا يزال هنا لتدعم دائما لك. وأنا أعلم الأوقات الصعبة، ولكن كنت دائما أعود مع حسن الخلق. أتمنى لكم أفضل جدا على ويدير الخاص بك المقبل، وآمل أن تحصل على درجة أفضل. سأواصل أن أكون هنا وتجد strats جديدة كما هو الحال دائما. كبيرة stiv العمل. بأنني أروج لك دائما! يجب أن نكون فخورين.

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=VARIOUS=
Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.

ᕼEᒪᒪO TᗯITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, ᗪOᑎ ᑭEᑭᑭEᖇOᑎI ᕼEᖇE, ᑕᗩᑭTᗩIᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗩᑎTI-ᖇIOT ᑭOᒪIᑕE. ᔕTOᑭ ᖇIOTIᑎG ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ, Oᖇ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE TOᑭᗪEᑕKEᗪ. YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯE ᗷEEᑎ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ. ᑎO ᑭᑌEᖇTO ᖇIᑕO ᑭᗩᔕTEᖇIᑎO ᗪE ᑎIᖇO TᗩᖇEᑎTIᑎO

So, Siglemic, this was apparently your "run". While the game itself is good and your speedrunning skills were top notch, I feel that you're lacking it in the "opening your mouth" department. Speedrunning also means interacting with the community, having a sense of humor and overall being a good entertainer. Cosmo is a prime example for this. Speedrunning is a mindset, it's a way of life. If you have an upcoming run in front of 1000 people (read: degenerates) then you must prepare for that. Go to bed early and wake up with a fresh mind. Nevertheless, I still enjoyed your run. I wish you all the best for your future runs and I hope that you'll improve your weak points.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Whales, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret recipies of Pizza Hut, and I have over 300 consumed pizzas. I am trained in turning on sub mode and I’m the top banner in all of SRL. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Twitch cops across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chat. You’re fucking dead, kid. I eat anything, anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hamfists. Not only am I extensively trained in timing out normalweights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitch Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Josh's chat, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pizza grease all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.

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Is Squigly legal? How dare you ask such an outrageous question. According to the OFFICIAL Skullgirls wiki, Squigly was 14 when she was killed and has been dead for 14 years. Do you do math, motherfucker? 14 + 14 is 30, and 30 is above 18 therefore squigly is perfectly legal.  I don't particularly care what you so called "tournament players" say. Call me a "Skullfan" or some other derogatory slur, but you cannot stop me from loving my very hot and very legal waifu.

Wow Shade, fuck you. Honestly, I can't believe you have the nerve to go into every Skullgirls stream and spam your stupid meme shit like "Soorpls" and "Beanyhipster" and OMW. You are the reason why everyone hates the tournament scene and why we will never get approval from the deviantart fanbase. I've put up with you and the rest of the communities shit before, but honestly this was the last straw. Fuck skullgirls, fuck MikeZ, and most of all, #FUCKSHADE. Fuck all of your shit, I'm going back to Ultra.