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| 1 | >You are the most radical being ever to walk these school halls. | |
| 2 | >There can be no one who can out radical or out cool the Gilda. | |
| 3 | >Dashie might have been a good contender but... | |
| 4 | >Well she turned out to be a raging cunt, not a dweeb, a cunt. | |
| 5 | >Fuck her. And Fuck her again for trying to with the second most radical being in this school- Anon. | |
| 6 | >Anon. Anon isn't like the other guys at this dive. He isn't a complete dickless, spineless loser. | |
| 7 | >Second guy to floor you in Tai Kwon Do ( I bet thats spelt wrong), really chill guy to be around, doesnt have a colossal ego, really easy to talk to and to talk about. | |
| 8 | >You talk about him a lot. | |
| 9 | >And you really fucking like him. | |
| 10 | >And through this you realized that no one is good enough for him in this shit hole of a school. | |
| 11 | >And because of this, your hand has been forced many a time. | |
| 12 | >That special needs girl Derpy got slammed into a locker and locked in one to get the picture. | |
| 13 | >Fluttershy got her teeth kicked in ( though to be fair she was getting increasingly belligerent around Anon when he refused to give her the dick, I mean no means no right?) | |
| 14 | >You gave Rarity a rather forceful reality check as well, just because she had everyone on the football team doesnt mean she's hot shit. | |
| 15 | >And despite all this warnings you've given these girls... | |
| 16 | >RAINBOW SLAG STILL DOESNT GET THE PICTURE. | |
| 17 | >You heard her talking to her friends in the locker room. You were hidden in a ventalation shaft. | |
| 18 | >NO I'M NOT OBSESSIVE AND IF YOU SAY I AM I'LL KILL YOU. | |
| 19 | >She was going to try and get to together with Anon. | |
| 20 | >Her and Anon being together. | |
| 21 | >Made you sick and your sure that it would make Anon sick but just to be safe you better make sure she understands that Anon doesnt want her. | |
| 22 | >You intercept a letter Dashie wrote for Anon in Biology. Anon was on the other side of school at the time but there is surprisingly a complex mail system in this school. | |
| 23 | >But anyways your contacts informed you of the letter and one break into Derpy's locker later, you got your talons on the letter. | |
| 24 | >Oh Christ look at what she wrote, what was she 12? | |
| 25 | >"tisk tisk Dashie,how were we ever friends? You muse to yourself. | |
| 26 | >You spend the lunch formulating your plan. You hung out with Anon but made sure he knew nothing was up. | |
| 27 | >"OK. Whats going on? Your a million miles away today G". | |
| 28 | >FUCK HE NOTICED. | |
| 29 | >Actually... you could turn this to your advantage. | |
| 30 | >"Actually Anon, I was wondering, well- uhm, y'see I was thinking maybe we could-" | |
| 31 | >"Yeah sure, love to go out sometime, be on skype tonight we'll sort it out then." | |
| 32 | >You can hardly believe your luck. Anon, coolest guy in the school just agreed to go out with you. | |
| 33 | Coolest guy in your opinion of course but then again whose other opinion mattered. | |
| 34 | >Well actually those 5 girls Dash gallivanted with were actually quickly becoming the most popular and if two of them dont mind being seen with him, then hey he must be pretty popular. | |
| 35 | >WELL OF COURSE HE WOULD BE. HE'S FUCKING ANON, HE'S AMAZING. | |
| 36 | >And only deserves the best. Me | |
| 37 | >Shortly after school you head on home and wait for Anon to get on skype. | |
| 38 | >While waiting you work on your plan to get rid of Dash. |
