Anon - Radical Gilda

>You are the most radical being ever to walk these school halls.
>There can be no one who can out radical or out cool the Gilda.
>Dashie might have been a good contender but...
>Well she turned out to be a raging cunt, not a dweeb, a cunt.
>Fuck her. And Fuck her again for trying to with the second most radical being in this school- Anon.
>Anon. Anon isn't like the other guys at this dive. He isn't a complete dickless, spineless loser.
>Second guy to floor you in Tai Kwon Do ( I bet thats spelt wrong), really chill guy to be around, doesnt have a colossal ego, really easy to talk to and to talk about.
>You talk about him a lot.
>And you really fucking like him.
>And through this you realized that no one is good enough for him in this shit hole of a school.
>And because of this, your hand has been forced many a time.
>That special needs girl Derpy got slammed into a locker and locked in one to get the picture.
>Fluttershy got her teeth kicked in ( though to be fair she was getting increasingly belligerent around Anon when he refused to give her the dick, I mean no means no right?)
>You gave Rarity a rather forceful reality check as well, just because she had everyone on the football team doesnt mean she's hot shit.
>And despite all this warnings you've given these girls...
>RAINBOW SLAG STILL DOESNT GET THE PICTURE.
>You heard her talking to her friends in the locker room. You were hidden in a ventalation shaft.
>NO I'M NOT OBSESSIVE AND IF YOU SAY I AM I'LL KILL YOU.
>She was going to try and get to together with Anon.
>Her and Anon being together.
>Made you sick and your sure that it would make Anon sick but just to be safe you better make sure she understands that Anon doesnt want her.
>You intercept a letter Dashie wrote for Anon in Biology. Anon was on the other side of school at the time but there is surprisingly a complex mail system in this school.
>But anyways your contacts informed you of the letter and one break into Derpy's locker later, you got your talons on the letter.
>Oh Christ look at what she wrote, what was she 12?
>"tisk tisk Dashie,how were we ever friends? You muse to yourself.
>You spend the lunch formulating your plan. You hung out with Anon but made sure he knew nothing was up.
>"OK. Whats going on? Your a million miles away today G".
>FUCK HE NOTICED.
>Actually... you could turn this to your advantage.
>"Actually Anon, I was wondering, well- uhm, y'see I was thinking maybe we could-"
>"Yeah sure, love to go out sometime, be on skype tonight we'll sort it out then."
>You can hardly believe your luck. Anon, coolest guy in the school just agreed to go out with you.
Coolest guy in your opinion of course but then again whose other opinion mattered.
>Well actually those 5 girls Dash gallivanted with were actually quickly becoming the most popular and if two of them dont mind being seen with him, then hey he must be pretty popular.
>WELL OF COURSE HE WOULD BE. HE'S FUCKING ANON, HE'S AMAZING.
>And only deserves the best. Me
>Shortly after school you head on home and wait for Anon to get on skype.
>While waiting you work on your plan to get rid of Dash.