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| 1 | So it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco | |
| 2 | And on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis | |
| 3 | Adam and eve got 2 sons because they didnt know how to create potatoes | |
| 4 | How did they reproduce | |
| 5 | So it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank | |
| 6 | They were transexual and had herpies | |
| 7 | So dashiqua was male and now female | |
| 8 | And hank was female now male... wait no he sucks | |
| 9 | And anyway they had | |
| 10 | And they got 2 girls which was totaly gay but they couldnt help it | |
| 11 | And then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer | |
| 12 | Then their doughters had lesbian sex on a large pizza | |
| 13 | Until the discovered a monkey with three dicks | |
| 14 | And had sex with it | |
| 15 | Then they got black babies because they forgot to take the anti-faggot-pill | |
| 16 | Dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit | |
| 17 | Yeah | |
| 18 | They were really op and had aimbot | |
| 19 | So OG homie allah nerfed the lesbian doughters tic tacs | |
| 20 | And then | |
| 21 | Dashiqua's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock of madness | |
| 22 | That was placed there by satan (also lesbian) to lure in old grannies (which was weird since there were no present, but whatever) | |
| 23 | * Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah) reason: SUCK IT, SCRUBS! | |
| 24 | Then Noah said - who needs jesus anyways? | |
| 25 | - | then he built an ark out of his dried semen and a virgins blood (so basicaly his own blood) |
| 25 | + | Then he built an ark out of his dried semen and a virgins blood (so basicaly his own blood) |
| 26 | Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals twice enter his ark if they add him on facebook | |
| 27 | Noah's ark was actually a park named disney land with little children in it | |
| 28 | Then the people of Disney land had a fight of what the national anthem was for Disney land | |
| 29 | The two anthems was barbie girl , YMCA and a toaster | |
| 30 | - | the toaster eventualy lost by default because allah was more into bananas |
| 30 | + | The toaster eventualy lost by default because allah was more into bananas |
| 31 | Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays (note: he was actualy the song writer) | |
| 32 | Then Hatsune Miku (Noah's husband) was teaming up with the children on the park to fight the communist dinosaurs | |
| 33 | And thats how they died out on the arc | |
| 34 | And by them we mean the little children that is why little children don't exist anymore | |
| 35 | That is why every pedophile is suicidal and hangs out on 4chan | |
| 36 | Then the park collapsed and everyone died (rofl) but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today | |
| 37 | How did he reproduce | |
| 38 | Why? becuase allah said so (quote: i dont want my fucking planet be taken over by faggots, so let there be only men, k?) | |
| 39 | K | |
| 40 | Then Stevie wonder said - fuck moses | |
| 41 | And banned him from his kitchen | |
| 42 | Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasn't real and probably staged in hollywood | |
| 43 | Stevie Wonder then said - fuck you hitler | |
| 44 | And then burned his collection of ice tea bags (consisting of 2 trash cans) | |
| 45 | And hitler rage quit world war 2 like a noob | |
| 46 | Stevie Wonder then took hitlers place because swag | |
| 47 | - | he then got fed up with stalin's addiction to eating gummy bears and released all the jews later to be killed by jagex terrorists |
| 47 | + | He then got fed up with stalin's addiction to eating gummy bears and released all the jews later to be killed by jagex terrorists |
| 48 | - | Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they drowned and ded |
| 48 | + | Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they drowned And ded |
| 49 | - | then he wrote the 12 commandments with the blood of a frog which was one of the birds from before but it somehow morphed because of a meth overdose |
| 49 | + | then he wrote the 12 commandments with the blood of a frog which was one of the birds from before but it somehow morphed because of A meth overdose |
| 50 | - | which are: |
| 50 | + | Which are: |
| 51 | #1 420 blaze it, faggot | |
| 52 | #3 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god | |
| 53 | #3 always let there be disco because allah said so | |
| 54 | #7 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it backwards (with your feet ofc) | |
| 55 | - | Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead |
| 55 | + | Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead |
| 56 | Out of the beer foam the spice girls emerged | |
| 57 | How | |
| 58 | Because | |
| 59 | K | |
| 60 | They consisted of: Jackson Spice, MichÆl Black Spice, johnny White Spacebar, Freddy Barsoap and The Profesor dOCTOR PHD Crogiañol dOcToR. | |
| 61 | Allah said k, but don't fuck with my snapple winter collection (consisting of green apples and big macs) | |
| 62 | Then the spice girls said who the fuck does allah think he is dancing! he acts like a greenpeace employee | |
| 63 | Ofc OG Allah was madden12bc beta, because of their sinning, wait no sin then zapped away their genitalia with the help of a big Book Air | |
| 64 | Jackson didn't have any problems with the punnishment since his lack of kit kats | |
| 65 | MichÆl was more concerned about Steve Rambo being banned from UK parlaments pornomentistery since he was a squirter | |
| 66 | Freddy was enraged because his dick would not fit in his squirrel how 2 write cosplay and it totally ruined his myspace profile Picture on runeskype | |
| 67 | But dOCTOR dOcToR give me the jews said Noah, but then he rememberd he was dead so he deded don't forget his pony farm that one Of his dads grave | |
| 68 | Fuckspacebaritsucks | |
| 69 | On 9/!1 we celebarf crytalmeth by giving eachother by kelvin klein | |
| 70 | This yeah 9/!1 will be on the 31sted of feburary the 2nd by chanel | |
| 71 | 9/!1 has a special massage but it is so long that is cahirs computers | |
| 72 | Mushrooms loose their ability to talk to whom can they not talk to on this day | |
| 73 | Spiderman is the Y2K bug virus taking over hexagons better than without breakoutlets | |
| 74 | Their biggest hit was the mao zeDONG DIEt: lose 10 million spiceniggers in one week only 99,99!!! | |
| 75 | 9/10 parts of a dentist recomend the holocaust (minus the dead lion) | |
| 76 | Then the whispering pictures of home made by dOCTOR dOcToR's husbando transformed in to the kobe beefyrian theory with nudes and Shit which ment that the night fell upwards in australium analbeards 00x1 reasuryouselfaboutyourerectionstillfuckageofspacebars. | |
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