SHOW:
|
|
- or go back to the newest paste.
| 1 | In this paste I will post all my short stpries that end with some variation of >fucking fluttershy | |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | >Day how come I can't move properly in requestria. | |
| 4 | >After stumbling your way downstairs taking what felt like hours, you hear a knock at the door. | |
| 5 | Goddamit Fluttershy, you better not have been the one who did this to me, or I'm going to kick your flank. | |
| 6 | >Your door is busted down by a giant tentacle. | |
| 7 | >"Anon, is having a salty sea battle with the krakken your fettish? " | |
| 8 | >before you can even properly respond you are grabbed by the rubbery appendage and brought to the creatures maw. | |
| 9 | >with your last breath you shout. | |
| 10 | - | FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! fluttershy |
| 10 | + | FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! fluttershy |
| 11 | ||
| 12 | > day one of us one of us | |
| 13 | > wake up go downstairs. Dont need to shave cause you cant grow facial hair | |
| 14 | >knock knock knock | |
| 15 | Go away fluttershy not interested in buying what youre selling | |
| 16 | >you hear a voice respond..... your voice | |
| 17 | > defcon 4 and descending engage | |
| 18 | The fuck is going on? | |
| 19 | > open up front door to see fluttershy and the rest of ponyville at your front door. | |
| 20 | Okay, seriously, the fuck is going on? | |
| 21 | > is M. Night Shamalamadigdong your fetish anon? | |
| 22 | > as she says this you see the rest of ponyville fade to black, all the ponies turn into aliens holding you as a baby. | |
| 23 | > you look back inside your house and see a glass of water, and a Louisville slugger baseball bat. You spend the rest of the day | |
| 24 | >Killing fluttershy |
