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- In this paste I will post all my short stpries that end with some variation of >fucking fluttershy
- >Day how come I can't move properly in requestria.
- >After stumbling your way downstairs taking what felt like hours, you hear a knock at the door.
- Goddamit Fluttershy, you better not have been the one who did this to me, or I'm going to kick your flank.
- >Your door is busted down by a giant tentacle.
- >"Anon, is having a salty sea battle with the krakken your fettish? "
- >before you can even properly respond you are grabbed by the rubbery appendage and brought to the creatures maw.
- >with your last breath you shout.
- FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! fluttershy
- > day one of us one of us
- > wake up go downstairs. Dont need to shave cause you cant grow facial hair
- >knock knock knock
- Go away fluttershy not interested in buying what youre selling
- >you hear a voice respond..... your voice
- > defcon 4 and descending engage
- The fuck is going on?
- > open up front door to see fluttershy and the rest of ponyville at your front door.
- Okay, seriously, the fuck is going on?
- > is M. Night Shamalamadigdong your fetish anon?
- > as she says this you see the rest of ponyville fade to black, all the ponies turn into aliens holding you as a baby.
- > you look back inside your house and see a glass of water, and a Louisville slugger baseball bat. You spend the rest of the day
- >Killing fluttershy
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