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idako

FFS

Jun 29th, 2014
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  1. In this paste I will post all my short stpries that end with some variation of >fucking fluttershy
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  3. >Day how come I can't move properly in requestria.
  4. >After stumbling your way downstairs taking what felt like hours, you hear a knock at the door.
  5. Goddamit Fluttershy, you better not have been the one who did this to me, or I'm going to kick your flank.
  6. >Your door is busted down by a giant tentacle.
  7. >"Anon, is having a salty sea battle with the krakken your fettish? "
  8. >before you can even properly respond you are grabbed by the rubbery appendage and brought to the creatures maw.
  9. >with your last breath you shout.
  10. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! fluttershy
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  12. > day one of us one of us
  13. > wake up go downstairs. Dont need to shave cause you cant grow facial hair
  14. >knock knock knock
  15. Go away fluttershy not interested in buying what youre selling
  16. >you hear a voice respond..... your voice
  17. > defcon 4 and descending engage
  18. The fuck is going on?
  19. > open up front door to see fluttershy and the rest of ponyville at your front door.
  20. Okay, seriously, the fuck is going on?
  21. > is M. Night Shamalamadigdong your fetish anon?
  22. > as she says this you see the rest of ponyville fade to black, all the ponies turn into aliens holding you as a baby.
  23. > you look back inside your house and see a glass of water, and a Louisville slugger baseball bat. You spend the rest of the day
  24. >Killing fluttershy
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