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Apparently this is canon now. -Cobalt

[08:11:34] CCU: Hello!
[08:11:38] CCU: Ready for Text Adventure?
[08:11:46] CTT: Everyone is talking Text Adventure....
[08:11:50] CTT made CU an OP.
[08:11:54] CCU: sO.
[08:11:58] CCU: Text adventure or no?
[08:12:01] CCT: Let's have a DTG2 memo text adventure.
[08:12:02] CCT: Tazz.
[08:12:05] CCT: Host it.
[08:12:05] CTT: How long would it take to activate a shield?
[08:12:11] CTG: ￼
[08:12:13] CCU: Um.
[08:12:18] CTG: You've got one in your hard-light gun
[08:12:30] CCU: | think he's already using it.
[08:12:31] CTT: If one's not using one's Hard-Light Gun because it's on cooldown.
[08:12:42] CCU: Also.
[08:12:46] CCU: No on the DTG2 text adventure.
[08:12:56] CCT: DTG2 memo text adventure.
[08:12:59] CCT: Memo.
[08:13:04] CTT: No. DOUBLE no.
[08:13:06] CCU: Oh.
[08:13:09] CCU: Well then.
[08:13:10] CTT: TOO MUCH META
[08:13:13] CCU: Which one?
[08:13:17] CCU: The Pokemon or the MMO one?
[08:13:29] CCU: They both fall under DTG2 Memo Text Adventures.
[08:13:30] CCU: Hue.
[08:13:30] CCT: No, I meant one about the DTG2 memo.
[08:13:38] CCU: ...
[08:13:47] CCU: You are the DTG2 Memo.
[08:13:50] CCU: You live in Memoworld.
[08:13:55] CCU: |t is a world of personified Memoes.
[08:13:57] CCU: *memos.
[08:14:02] CCU: What will you do?
[08:14:07] CCT: Examine surroundings.
[08:14:13] CCU: You examine your surroundings.
[08:14:25] CCU: You notice a car speeding into your position at an alarmingly fast rate.
[08:14:28] CCU: Before you can react, it hits you.
[08:14:29] CCU: You die.
[08:14:36] CCU: You were apparently on the middle of the stree.
[08:14:38] CCU: *street
[08:14:59] CCT: >Fseftr:Sue for copyright violation
[08:15:11] CTG gave AP voice.
[08:15:12] CCU: You do not sue because you are not Fseftr.
[08:15:14] CCU: Nor did you copyrigh tit.
[08:15:17] CCU: *copyright it.
[08:15:25] CCU: Besides.
[08:15:28] CCU: That was a joke.
[08:15:28] CTT: >Netpatham: Flee before more cars happen. WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THAT
[08:15:39] CCU: You got hit by an ΞLΞPHANT.
[08:15:43] CCU: Why would | use cars?
[08:15:44] CCU: Too mundane.
[08:15:48] CTT: WB AP. We're being strange as per usual.
[08:15:52] CCU: You respawn.
[08:15:54] CCU: That's a thing.
[08:15:55] CCU: You can do that.
[08:15:58] CCT: Examine surrondings.
[08:16:04] CCU: You are on the sidewalk this time.
[08:16:09] CTT: And STAY AWAY FROM CARS
[08:16:10] CCT: Check messages.
[08:16:20] CCU: The car-no, ΞLΞPHANT-would have slammed into you does not.
[08:16:23] CTT: Hi Generic!
[08:16:24] CCU: |t keeps going along.
[08:16:27] CTT made GG an OP.
[08:16:30] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:16:30] CGG: ￼...￼
[08:16:38] CGG: ￼best opening to a memo￼
[08:16:40] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:16:42] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:16:44] CGG: um
[08:16:54] CTG: What?
[08:16:54] CGG: do you know who AP is
[08:16:56] CTG: Yes.
[08:17:00] CTG: He was on earlier
[08:17:01] CTT: Memojumper.
[08:17:03] CTG: He seemed interested in DTG
[08:17:04] CTT: Who TALKS!
[08:17:06] CCT: Check messages.
[08:17:08] CGG: ah
[08:17:09] CCU: Your contents include 5 people doign a text adventure on the DTG2 Memo personified.
[08:17:10] CTG: He likes Minecraft too so there's that
[08:17:12] CTT: Amazingly enough!
[08:17:18] CTG: He/she
[08:17:19] CTT: .....
[08:17:21] CCU: You decide not to investigate.
[08:17:23] CCU: It is too meta for you.
[08:17:24] CTT: AUGH TAZZ META
[08:17:29] CTT: *flees*
[08:17:31] CCU: You will keep away from the recursive meta.
[08:17:36] CCT: Visit your friend-memos
[08:17:43] CCU: You don't have any.
[08:17:45] CCU: You are FOREVER ALONE.
[08:17:49] CCU: With the appropriate face to prove it.
[08:18:05] CGG: wait are we doing a DTG2 memo text adventure
[08:18:06] CCT: Speak with your contents.
[08:18:08] CTT: MAKE friend-memos.
[08:18:10] CTG: Yes we are.
[08:18:10] CCU: You can't.
[08:18:14] CGG: ...
[08:18:14] CTT: Apparently so generic.
[08:18:18] CCU: You are simply unable to do that
[08:18:20] CGG: okay then
[08:18:24] CCU: You make Friend Memos.
[08:18:28] CCU: They befriend other people but not you.
[08:18:35] CCT: Find a laptop.
[08:18:37] CCU: It is because of your hidelously low PULCHRITUDE STAT, but of course.
[08:18:42] CCU: Your best stat is VIM.
[08:18:46] CTT: Get more pulchritude.
[08:18:47] CCU: Imagination is meh.
[08:18:53] CGG: use sapience to attempt banning somebody
[08:18:56] CCT: Download pesterchum.
[08:18:58] CCU: The only way to do that is to murder highly dangerous beasts!
[08:19:00] CCU: Also.
[08:19:03] CCU: Labtops do not exist in Memoworld.
[08:19:15] CTT banned CGG from responding to memo: [The memo made me do it!!!!].
[08:19:18] CCT: Find a computer.
[08:19:25] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [admin abuse].
[08:19:27] CCC made TT an OP.
[08:19:33] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:19:33] CTT: Buh...
[08:19:34] CCU: There are no computers in Memoworld either.
[08:19:36] CCU: Of any variety.
[08:19:48] CCU: There are Holy Hand Grenades, though.
[08:19:50] CCT: Find an IRC enabled typewriter.
[08:19:58] CCU: You find a regular Typewriter.
[08:20:02] CTT: Get Holy Hand Grenade.
[08:20:04] CCC made GG an OP.
[08:20:07] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:20:07] CGG: ...
[08:20:12] CCU: You find the Holy Hand Grenade on your person.
[08:20:16] CCT: Connect typewriter to memonet
[08:20:16] CTT: Count to one....two...five...
[08:20:25] CCU: You idiot!
[08:20:28] CTT: ... ... ...three!
[08:20:34] CCU: You bigger idiot!
[08:20:40] CCU: That's not how it works!
[08:20:41] CTT: *throw Grenade at Tazz*
[08:20:57] CCT: Invent computer.
[08:20:59] CCU: You must first figure out the actual, sacred ceremony associated with using it.
[08:21:07] CTT: Pull Pin.
[08:21:09] CCU: Then you may use it as many times as you wish.
[08:21:09] CCT: Invent internet.
[08:21:11] CCU: You cannot!
[08:21:15] CCU: IT refuses to budge!
[08:21:17] CCT: Invent pesterchum.
[08:21:22] CCU: Also, strange forces impede the progress of the text adventure!
[08:21:24] CCU: Excuse me.
[08:21:26] CTT: Pray for divine guidance.
[08:21:48] CTT: *can't remember the exact steps why*
[08:21:58] CCT: >Fseftr: Hijack Update Terminal
[08:22:04] CURRENT abscondPeasant [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:22:04] CAP: I'm back
[08:22:12] CCT: You are now an elephant.
[08:22:19] CCT: You are on a street in memoworld.
[08:22:23] CCU: You fail!
[08:22:26] CAP: *laughs* oh
[08:22:27] CCU: To update the terminal!
[08:22:28] CCU: Pleaes.
[08:22:29] CTT: >Run down DTG2memo
[08:22:34] CTT: AUGH
[08:22:35] CCU: At least help.
[08:22:44] CCU: Also, hello AP.
[08:22:45] CGG: hey
[08:22:47] CCU: I'm back.
[08:22:49] CCU: I'm ready.
[08:22:50] CTT: >Netpatham: GYAIUAGH
[08:22:59] CCU: You fail to invent the computer or internet because you cannot.
[08:23:05] CCU: You do not possess the knowledge.
[08:23:05] CTT: Whyever not?
[08:23:12] CCU: And any attempt to obtain it will result in failure.
[08:23:19] CCU: And any hints that you might are red herrings.
[08:23:22] CCU: You cannot invent the internet.
[08:23:24] CCU: Please don't try.
[08:23:36] CTT: Have this awesome idea to invent a calculating device....
[08:23:37] CGG: ...
[08:23:37] CCU: Going too meta will kill you.
[08:23:44] CGG: try regardless and die
[08:23:46] CTT: Darn it.
[08:23:48] CCU: As in, ignore the respawn system and kill yourself.
[08:23:50] CCU: That.
[08:23:55] CCU: And you have no intention of doing that anyways.
[08:23:56] CGG: GO SUPER META
[08:24:00] CCU: What about the Pulchritude?!
[08:24:04] CCU: You want friends, darnit!
[08:24:09] CTT: Go MetaMeta.
[08:24:11] CCT: Join a memo!
[08:24:12] CCU: And theonly way to gain it is to murder HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
[08:24:19] CCU: You try to, but the other memo runs off.
[08:24:22] CCU: See?
[08:24:26] CCU: No PUlchritude whatsoever!
[08:24:37] CCT: Check for weapons.
[08:24:44] CCU: You have YOUR FISTS.
[08:24:47] CCU: They will suffice.
[08:24:53] CCU: Your beefy VIM ensures this.
[08:24:55] CTT: Hunt HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST with YOUR FISTS
[08:24:57] CCT: Threaten other memo with FISTS.
[08:25:13] CCU: You first hunt and successfully murder a HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST WITH YOUR FISTS.
[08:25:17] CGG: don't do that last one
[08:25:22] CTT: Hunt HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST with YOUR FISTS
[08:25:23] CCU: CONGRADULATIONS! YOU HAVE SLAIN A HIGHY DANGEROUS BEAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!!
[08:25:28] CCU: Shocking, isn't it?
[08:25:29] CTT: Again.
[08:25:32] CGG: gasp
[08:25:38] CCU: Unfortunately you are going to have to do that more than you have HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
[08:25:38] CTT: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
[08:25:42] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[08:25:46] CGG: hm
[08:25:48] CCU: IF you want a Pulchritude big enough to actually make friends.
[08:25:49] CGG: also
[08:25:52] CTT: Duplicate HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
[08:25:56] CCU: You can't!
[08:25:59] CCU: You can't even find another one.
[08:26:00] CGG: awww
[08:26:04] CTT: Do it ANYWAY.
[08:26:10] CCU: You do find a EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY, though.
[08:26:13] CCU: It is EXTREMELY LETHAL.
[08:26:14] CGG: oh no
[08:26:25] CGG: adopt puppy
[08:26:36] CTT: Sure, adopt ELP
[08:26:38] CCT: Punch with YOUR FISTS
[08:26:40] CCU: You attempt to adopt it. Predictably, the EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY attacks you.
[08:26:45] CCU: It instantly kills you.
[08:26:47] CCU: You respawn.
[08:26:55] CCU: Nice try, dunkass.
[08:26:56] CTT: Auto-parry.
[08:26:58] CCT: Sneak up of puppy.
[08:27:00] CCT: on*
[08:27:03] CCU: It has absconded.
[08:27:08] CCU: Pitty.
[08:27:09] CTT: Auto-parry.
[08:27:09] CCU: *pity.
[08:27:18] CCT: Punch other memos with YOUR FISTS
[08:27:21] CCU: You cannot auto-parry when no attacks are heading your-OH MY GOODNESS ELEPHANT.
[08:27:28] CTT: Auto-parry!
[08:27:28] CCU: You Auto-Parry an incoming element by rolling out of the way.
[08:27:34] CCU: That was close.
[08:27:39] CCU: You were standing in the middle of the street again.
[08:27:40] CGG: punch self
[08:27:44] CCT: Punch Elephant with YOUR FISTS
[08:27:44] CTT: Punch ELEPHANT
[08:27:48] CCU: You injure yourself with your fists.
[08:27:56] CCU: Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
[08:28:03] CCU: You punch a parked ELEPHANT with your fists.
[08:28:05] CCU: It explodes.
[08:28:09] CCU: Eh.
[08:28:10] CCU: Nobody will care.
[08:28:18] CTT: Punch ALL the ELEPHANTS.
[08:28:19] CTT: ....
[08:28:29] CCU: You punch ALL the ELEPHANTS that aren't parked.
[08:28:37] CTT: Wait is this Goat Simulator with HP and cars=elephants?
[08:28:42] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency
[08:28:46] CCU: Their meaty trunks and brutal tusks do not stop your MEMOWORLD FISTS.
[08:28:50] CCU: And they are actual Elephants.
[08:28:56] CTT: And MSPAstats?
[08:28:57] CTT: ...
[08:28:58] CCU: You literally drive them.
[08:28:59] CTT: The.
[08:29:01] CCU: LIke cars.
[08:29:06] CCU: MEMOWORLD.
[08:29:08] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency
[08:29:13] CCU: IT'S NOT LIKE THE REAL WORLD.
[08:29:17] CCT: Punch ELEPHANTS into exintiction with YOUR FISTS
[08:29:18] CCU: Elephants are not alive.
[08:29:23] CCU: They just seem to be such.
[08:29:24] CTT: CRAZY SINCE 29i!
[08:29:29] CGG: oh
[08:29:32] CCU: THsu you have no murderous tendancies and cannot make elephants extinct.
[08:29:35] CCU: It is weird.
[08:29:40] CCU: To you.
[08:29:46] CCU: But to YOU, the DTG2 MEMO?
[08:29:47] CCT: Destroy all ELEPHANTS with YOUR FISTS
[08:29:48] CCU: NOT SO MUCH.
[08:29:49] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency regarding beasts
[08:29:55] CCU: You destroy every ELEPHANT not in use with YOUR FISTS.
[08:30:00] CCU: You need Pulchritude.
[08:30:04] CCU: Thusly you murder them.
[08:30:06] CTT: KILL part of self contemplating MURDEROUS TENDENCIES.
[08:30:07] CCU: Such is the way of life.
[08:30:16] CCU: CT?
[08:30:20] CCT: Ye.
[08:30:26] CCU: May I 'kill' the part of self contemplating MURDERIOUS TENDANCIES?
[08:30:27] CGG: contemplate destructive tendencies regarding elephants
[08:30:29] CCT: Check Pulchritude.
[08:30:34] CCU: *MURDEROUS
[08:30:38] CCU: IT is still pathetic.
[08:30:40] CCT: Stop hitting yourself.
[08:30:41] CCU: Ace Dick had more Pulchritude.
[08:30:41] CTT: *TENDENCIES
[08:30:42] CCT: Forever.
[08:30:46] CCU: And Ace Dick had negative Pulchritude.
[08:30:49] CCU: You think.
[08:30:54] CTT: ...LOLDERP
[08:30:58] CTT: :faceplam:
[08:31:03] CGG: contemplate destructive tendencies regarding elephants
[08:31:08] CTT: Faceplam.
[08:31:12] CCU: You cease to listen to the aquamarine text.
[08:31:16] CCU: It's just spamming now.
[08:31:19] CCU: You HATE spammers.
[08:31:26] CCT: Find other punable things.
[08:31:28] CGG: it was a legitimate command
[08:31:29] CTT: Is that GG or...
[08:31:29] CCT: punchable*
[08:31:35] CGG: that was being ignored
[08:31:41] CTT: Faceplam.
[08:31:45] CCU: You find another HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST.
[08:31:50] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [no memes].
[08:31:51] CCC made TT an OP.
[08:31:57] CGG: also it scrolled off my screen
[08:31:58] CCT: Punch.
[08:31:58] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:31:58] CTT: MURDER it with YOUR FISTS.
[08:32:09] CCU: You murder it with your fists.
[08:32:11] CCU: That was easy.
[08:32:13] CGG: ￼sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh￼
[08:32:16] CTT: Then CEASE NOT ALLOWING MEMES.
[08:32:20] CCT: Punch every living thing on Memoworld.
[08:32:24] CCT: Excpet yourself.
[08:32:36] CCU: You attempt to do so!
[08:32:40] CGG: ￼do not do that￼
[08:32:43] CCU: Your next target is an EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY.
[08:32:46] CCU: Predictably you are slain.
[08:32:47] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:32:48] CCU: You also respawn.
[08:32:50] CCU: Derp.
[08:32:51] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:32:51] CTT: CEASE NOT ALLOWING MEMES.
[08:32:53] CCU: You stop attempting to do so.
[08:33:07] CTT: Then FACEPLAM.
[08:33:12] CGG: cease listening to gold text
[08:33:15] CCT: Find and keep hidden from puppy.
[08:33:23] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [meme free zone].
[08:33:26] CCC made TT an OP.
[08:33:29] CCU: You find the Puppy. You really shouldnt' have, though, as the Puppy finds you.
[08:33:31] CCU: You die yet again.
[08:33:35] CCU: You respawn yet again.
[08:33:39] CCU: Yet another stupid death.
[08:33:39] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:33:39] CTT: Cease listening to light blue tet!
[08:33:42] CTT: *text!
[08:33:45] CCU: Aquamarine text?
[08:33:48] CCU: You already have.
[08:33:53] CGG: it isn't aquamarine
[08:33:55] CCT: Punch other memo with YOUR FISTS.
[08:34:09] CCU: You attempt to, but your low Pulchritude makes it run off before you can get into swinging distance.
[08:34:11] CGG: this is aquamarine
[08:34:16] CCU: It is much faster than you and you cannot pursuit.
[08:34:16] CCU: ...
[08:34:21] CTT: Cease listening to it.
[08:34:21] CGG: and it is way too bright
[08:34:29] CCU: You already have.
[08:34:32] CCT: Sneak up on other memo and punch with YOUR FISRS
[08:34:38] CCU: You're considering not listening to the golden text either.
[08:34:42] CTT: *YOUR FISTS/
[08:34:47] CCU: You attempt to sneak. Your shitty Pulchritude curses you yet again.
[08:34:53] CCU: He hears you and absconds.
[08:34:54] CCU: Darnit.
[08:34:56] CTT: Cease considering not listening to the gold text.
[08:35:05] CCU: You cease listening to gold Text.
[08:35:12] CCT: Just punch something with YOUR FISTS
[08:35:20] CCU: You punch the CHIBI-SERENA STATUE with YOUR FISTS.
[08:35:22] CCU: ...
[08:35:23] CGG: ...
[08:35:24] CCU: Wait, what?
[08:35:28] CCU: THe CHIBI-SERENA STATUE?
[08:35:37] CTT: What the CROSSOVER is it doing here?
[08:35:46] CCT: Punch TAZZ with YOUR FISTS
[08:36:00] CCU: You decide to start listening to gold text.
[08:36:05] CCU: If it means Blue text isn't the only one posting.
[08:36:10] CURRENT competentComputationalist [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:36:10] CCC: >>I was about to tell you to do that.
[08:36:11] CCU: You have no idea on why it's here
[08:36:13] CCU: But it IS.
[08:36:13] CCC: >>Oh well.
[08:36:18] CGG banned CCC from responding to memo: [no].
[08:36:23] CTT banned CCC from responding to memo: [ABSCOND!].
[08:36:35] CCU: What will you do?
[08:36:42] CCT: Punch Fourth Wall with YOUR FISTS
[08:36:48] CCU: You officiall disregard blue text.
[08:36:51] CTT: Don't ever not listen to gold text.
[08:36:52] CCU: Only gold text may command you.
[08:36:55] CCU: For now.
[08:37:02] CCU: gold text better not get pushy.
[08:37:17] CCU: Or think it's too special to think that you won't ignore it in the future if it does get too pushy.
[08:37:25] CCU: NOw, what to do about the CHIBI-SERENA STATUE?
[08:37:27] CCT: >Gold Text: Get pushy.
[08:37:34] CTT: No.
[08:37:37] CTT: I refuse.
[08:37:42] CCU: ?
[08:37:43] CCU: Refuse what?
[08:37:50] CCU: Gold text must be referring to some other text.
[08:37:51] CTT: To get pushy.
[08:37:54] CCU: Ah.
[08:37:55] CCU: Well.
[08:37:58] CCU: Now what will you do?
[08:38:02] CCU: The statue is RIGHT THERE!
[08:38:07] CTT: Blue Text attempted to order me to do so.
[08:38:14] CCU: STOP FOCUSING ON BLUE TEXT THEN.
[08:38:16] CCU: NOW ORDER THE MEMO!
[08:38:18] CTT: Divide CHIBI-SERENA STATUE by CUCUMBER.
[08:38:22] CCU: You cannot.
[08:38:25] CCU: Wait.
[08:38:27] CCT: >Gold Text: Place all attention on me.
[08:38:29] CCT: All of it.
[08:38:30] CCU: Maybe you can...
[08:38:34] CCU: ...Nope.
[08:38:35] CCU: Can't.
[08:38:44] CCU: Namely because you don't know what this CUCUMBER is.
[08:38:58] CCU: ...
[08:39:15] CTT: >Blue Text: Cease.
[08:39:21] CCU: > Gold Text: Ignore blue text.
[08:39:24] CCU: You do so.
[08:39:34] CTT: >Gold Text: Listen to yourself.
[08:39:37] CCU: Otherwise the GM would get annoyed that you're focusing on it.
[08:39:39] CCU: And not the GM.
[08:39:46] CCU: And then do railroading.
[08:39:46] CCT: >Camo Text: Be ignored by Gold Text
[08:39:49] CTT: Hi there TT.
[08:39:55] CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:39:55] CTT: yo
[08:40:00] CCT: Who are you.
[08:40:04] CCT: Generic?
[08:40:06] CTT: no
[08:40:08] CTT: Who're you? Don't remember which player is that handle...
[08:40:13] CTT: why would you think that
[08:40:17] CTT: i'm gutza
[08:40:19] CTT: clearly
[08:40:23] CTT: Oh?
[08:40:27] CCU: Hrm.
[08:40:29] CTT: Hi generic.
[08:40:29] CTT: no
[08:40:34] CTT: dunkass
[08:40:35] CCU: Seriously.
[08:40:37] CCU: What will you do?
[08:40:39] CGG: what
[08:40:42] CCU: The Chibi-Serena Statue is right there.
[08:40:50] CGG: poke chibi-serena
[08:40:54] CTT: Take CHIBI-SERENA STATUE
[08:40:54] CCU: ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE?
[08:41:01] CTT: just sit there
[08:41:02] CCU: You poke it. Nothing happens, but you didn't poke it in the eyes.
[08:41:04] CCU: You then take it.
[08:41:09] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Switch your colour back.
[08:41:11] CTT: poke statue in eyes
[08:41:11] CCU: You sense it works differnetly here.
[08:41:20] CCU: You can only use it once.
[08:41:21] CGG: ugh
[08:41:22] CGG: fine
[08:41:27] CCU: But there is no allur eand effects are permanent.
[08:41:31] CCU: *allure and.
[08:41:36] CCT: >Grey Text: Reveal who you are.
[08:41:40] CTT: no
[08:41:46] CTT: i am clearly hex
[08:41:47] CTT: again
[08:41:51] CCT: >Grey Text: Reveal who you are or get banned.
[08:41:55] CCU: You poke the statue in the eyes.
[08:41:56] CTT: it's
[08:41:59] CGG: me
[08:42:01] CCU: Your gaze is locked onto it.
[08:42:01] CTT: again
[08:42:07] CGG: duh
[08:42:09] CCU: As it flies out of your grasp.
[08:42:25] CCT: >Camo Text: Wonder if it's camo or cameo
[08:42:29] CTT banned CTT from responding to memo: [GYAIIIIDERP].
[08:42:30] CCU: "Hello, I am the Chibi-Serena Statue! Upon activation, you shall become me, forever! Do you wish this?"
[08:42:35] CGG: ...
[08:42:38] CGG: no
[08:42:42] CTT: Not yet.
[08:42:44] CCT: >Torquoist Text: Stop idling.
[08:42:50] CGG: ?
[08:42:55] CCU: "Oh, OK!"
[08:42:56] CGG: oh
[08:42:57] CGG: CA
[08:43:00] CCU: It vanishes back into your inventory.
[08:43:01] CGG: CA
[08:43:04] CCU: CA.
[08:43:05] CCU: CA
[08:43:06] CCU: CA
[08:43:08] CCT: >Black Text: Join DTG2
[08:43:18] CCU: That text isn't black!
[08:43:19] CGG: no such person exists
[08:43:22] CCU: That's a very dark green!
[08:43:29] CCU: Mixed with some brown.
[08:43:29] CTT: >Blue Text: What Black Text>
[08:43:32] CTT: *?
[08:43:42] CCT: >Green/Brown Text: Join DTG2
[08:43:50] CGG: ...
[08:43:57] CCU: You cannot order that command!
[08:43:58] CCT: >Green/Brown Text: Actually be Generic.
[08:43:59] CTT: >Blue Text: Stop ordering other texts around.
[08:44:01] CCU: You must let him decide.
[08:44:07] CGG: cerulean text: quit being pushy
[08:44:12] CCU: You are officially starting to get annoyed by all the bickering.
[08:44:12] CGG: also that isn't me
[08:44:17] CGG: he was on before me
[08:44:19] CCU: You have a TEXT ADVENTURE TO GET TO.
[08:44:19] CGG: qed not me
[08:44:24] CTT: AP is not generic.
[08:44:36] CCU: If the next command is not an order that pertains to you.
[08:44:43] CTT: Memo: Run PxR adventure.
[08:44:44] CCU: You will immediately be railroaded.
[08:44:50] CCU: PxR?
[08:44:51] CCT: >Cameo Text: Railroad
[08:44:52] CGG: memo: stop existing
[08:44:57] CCU: You don't know what that is.
[08:45:09] CCU: You decide to just get on with whatever weird desire the GM has.
[08:45:12] CCU: You poke the eyeballs again.
[08:45:14] CTT: Memo: Ask Green Text. He probably knows....
[08:45:16] CCU: On the Chibi-Serena Statue.
[08:45:23] CCU: "Hello, I am the Chibi-Serena Statue! Upon activation, you shall become me, forever! Do you wish this?"
[08:45:32] CCU: This time you say yes.
[08:45:32] CGG: no
[08:45:36] CCU: You are now Chibi-Serena Statue.
[08:45:37] CCU: Forever.
[08:45:38] CGG: noooooooooooooooooooooo
[08:45:40] CTT: ......
[08:45:41] CCT: >Cameo Text: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
[08:45:42] CCU: You have asked for a railroad.
[08:45:46] CCU: There.
[08:45:47] CCU: You got one.
[08:45:53] CCT: >Cameo Text: Be Killer GM
[08:45:53] CGG: ￼noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo￼
[08:45:58] CCU: ....
[08:45:58] CTT: :faceplam:
[08:45:58] CCU: No?
[08:46:00] CCU: Nah.
[08:46:07] CCU: Cameo text doesn't feel like it.
[08:46:16] CTT: ￼:faceplam:
[08:46:22] CCT: >Cameo Text: Chibify everyone.
[08:46:24] CGG banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Cameo text: Stop running text adventure].
[08:46:29] CTT: HAHAHA
[08:46:39] CTT: LOLOLOLOLDERP
[08:46:41] CGG: 
[08:46:41] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[08:46:41] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:46:43] CTT made CU an OP.
[08:46:44] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:46:44] CCU: Cameo Text: return.
[08:46:50] CCU: | accidentally clicked the wrong button.
[08:46:53] CCU: So yeah.
[08:46:54] CGG: 
[08:46:54] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[08:46:54] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:46:56] CCU: STOP LAUGH|NG!
[08:46:58] CCT banned CGG from responding to memo: [>Cameo Text: Abuse admin powers].
[08:47:00] CCC made GG an OP.
[08:47:01] CCU banned CTT from responding to memo: [bam!].
[08:47:03] CCC made TT an OP.
[08:47:04] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:47:04] CGG: ....
[08:47:06] CCU: ...missed!
[08:47:08] CCU: WRONG D|RΞCT|ON!
[08:47:14] CGG: lol
[08:47:17] CGG: 
[08:47:18] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[08:47:18] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:47:19] CCT banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Came Text: Stop missing.].
[08:47:23] CGG: sorry
[08:47:27] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:47:27] CCU: ...
[08:47:28] CGG: will stop now
[08:47:29] CCT banned CGG from responding to memo: [>Came Text: Stop spamming.].
[08:47:30] CCC made GG an OP.
[08:47:32] CTT banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Gold Text: Retaliate anyway.].
[08:47:33] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:47:33] CCU: Resuming Text Adventure.
[08:47:35] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:47:35] CGG: ...
[08:47:39] CGG: nope
[08:47:44] CCU: You are still Chibi-Serena Statue.
[08:47:49] CCU: You are now like this forever.
[08:47:53] CCU: Now what?
[08:48:00] CTT made CU an OP.
[08:48:09] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:48:09] CTT: Be really confused.
[08:48:14] CCU: There's no reason to.
[08:48:16] CCU: You're omniscient.
[08:48:17] CCT: >Cameo Text: Give up.
[08:48:20] CTT: DO IT ANYWAY.
[08:48:24] CCU: You can't control the texts!
[08:48:26] CCU: You dunkass.
[08:48:30] CCU: They're beyond your control.
[08:48:33] CCU: |t's the one thing that is.
[08:48:37] CCU: Well.
[08:48:38] CCU: OK.
[08:48:39] CCU: Nothing is.
[08:48:43] CTT: Use omniscience to figure out a way to control the texts.
[08:48:53] CCU: You have mind-control powers.
[08:48:55] CCU: You really have all the powers.
[08:49:02] CCU: You can use them whenever.
[08:49:06] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Be controlled by DTG2 Memo
[08:49:16] CCU: You are now the Aquamarine Text.
[08:49:19] CCU: OK.
[08:49:20] CTT: Mind-Control Cameo Text to run the PxR adventure...
[08:49:24] CCU: You are controlling him.
[08:49:32] CCU: There is no PxR adventure!
[08:49:36] CCU: Or at least.
[08:49:37] CTT: Except, there is no Aquamarine Text to control!
[08:49:42] CCU: Not one that isn't on PxR!
[08:49:42] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Post in DTG2 memo.
[08:49:52] CCU: You do so.
[08:49:54] CCU: |n doing so.
[08:49:59] CCU: You reveal that your memo is slightly alternate.
[08:50:01] CTT: >Gold Text: Remind everyone that THERE IS NO AQUMARINE TEXT.
[08:50:05] CCU: So the memo typing upt this text.
[08:50:11] CCU: |sn't the memo who's text you're contorting.
[08:50:12] CCU: Weird.
[08:50:15] CCU: But not to you.
[08:50:18] CCU: Just everyone else.
[08:50:21] CTT: >Except it is>
[08:50:22] CCU: Now what?
[08:50:23] CTT: >?
[08:50:25] CTT: >?
[08:50:36] CCT: >Cameo Text: Be controlled by DTG2Memo
[08:50:39] CTT: (*?)
[08:50:42] CTT: >?
[08:50:43] CCU: Well.
[08:50:51] CCU: You are the Chibi-Serena Statue.
[08:50:55] CTT: >EVERYONE: Cease Meta.
[08:51:01] CGG ceased responding to memo.
[08:51:05] CCU: But you do so.
[08:51:07] CCU: You now control Cameo text.
[08:51:08] CCU: Kind of.
[08:51:14] CCU: He's also kind of controlling you back, though.
[08:51:17] CTT: >EVERYONE: Cease Meta.
[08:51:19] CCU: So you still need the text.
[08:51:25] CTT: >YAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
[08:51:26] CCU: Good news is he'll be more leniant.
[08:51:37] CCU: For some reason you are geting the urge to ban the gold text.
[08:51:39] CCT: >Cameo Text: Kill Gold Text
[08:51:42] CCU: A very strong, fierce urge.
[08:51:43] CCU: You do so.
[08:51:47] CTT: >Gold Text: Be AOP
[08:51:51] CCU banned CTT from responding to memo: [INSTAND DEAF!].
[08:51:53] CCT: >Cameo: Kill Blue Text.
[08:51:56] CCC made TT an OP.
[08:52:06] CCU: Cameo text cannot kill Blue Text.
[08:52:07] CTT banned CCU from responding to memo: [Admin Abuse].
[08:52:24] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:52:24] CCU: |t is too high-ranked.
[08:52:29] CCT: >DTG Memo: Kill Blue Text
[08:52:39] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Use omnipotence.
[08:52:40] CCU: the Blue Text |S the DTG Memo.
[08:52:42] CCU: ...Wait, what?!
[08:52:51] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:52:51] CTT: >That is False.
[08:52:53] CCU: CT is THΞ DTG2 MΞMO?!
[08:53:00] CTT: >Compeltely.
[08:53:01] CCU: THis means that CT is the CH|B|-SΞRΞNA STATUΞ!
[08:53:06] CCU: SHΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞT.
[08:53:10] CTT: >Illuminati!
[08:53:11] CCU: ...
[08:53:12] CCU: Now what?
[08:53:14] CTT: >Illuminati!
[08:53:23] CCU: You use your Omnipotence.
[08:53:25] CCU: ...
[08:53:26] CCU: How so?
[08:53:31] CTT: >Illuminati!
[08:53:38] CCU: Shut it, Gold Text.
[08:53:44] CTT: >No!
[08:53:50] CCU: You are not helping this serious text adventure.
[08:53:56] CCU: Saying '|lluminati' does nothing!
[08:53:58] CCT: >Ban Blue Text
[08:53:59] CTT: >Seriously?
[08:54:06] CCT: >DTG Memo*
[08:54:08] CCU: You ban Blue text in an alternate memo where Blue text is not the owner.
[08:54:20] CCU: Because that would otherwise be impossible.
[08:54:21] CCU: Besdies.
[08:54:22] CCU: Banning yourself?
[08:54:25] CCU: That would be weird.
[08:54:27] CCU: Oh.
[08:54:32] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:54:32] CGG: ￼computer crashed￼
[08:54:34] CCU: Well, you can consider Aquamarine to be a shade of blue...
[08:54:41] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Kill Author
[08:54:44] CTT: >Blue Text: Draw Gold Text an Awesome Mecha.
[08:54:51] CCU: You do both of those things.
[08:54:58] CCU: Being who you are, murdering the Author is an easy peasy task.
[08:55:09] CTT: >All texts: Draw Gold Text an Awesome Mecha.
[08:55:16] CTT: >640*400.
[08:55:16] CCU: As for the Gold Text's request, you decide to one-up it and just straight up give the Gold Text an awesome mecha.
[08:55:18] CTT: I think.
[08:55:23] CCU: that's better than a drawing.
[08:55:34] CTT: >Gold Text: Take Picture of Awesome Mecha.
[08:55:36] CCT: >Blue Text: Make mecha un photgraphable
[08:55:40] CCU: You do so.
[08:55:43] CCU: Trololololololololo!
[08:55:51] CCU: Gold Text cannot photograph it.
[08:55:55] CCU: Nor can anyone else.
[08:56:03] CCU: Uesful if you want to do some crimefighting against other humonguous mecha users.
[08:56:03] CCT: >Serena Statue: Photograph it.
[08:56:05] CTT: >Gold Text: Ninja'ed Blue Text, therefore CAN photograph Awesome Mecha.
[08:56:16] CCU: You cannot ninja the Blue Text.
[08:56:21] CTT: >I just did.
[08:56:23] CCU: The blue text |S the Chibi-Serena Statue.
[08:56:29] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:56:30] CTT: >I still did.
[08:56:31] CCU: |t can do it before you can click the camera.
[08:56:38] CCU: |t could have already done it, in theory.
[08:56:39] CTT: >Empirical evidence.
[08:56:50] CCU: | can just say screw you.
[08:56:54] CCT: >BLUE TEXT: REVEAL SELF T0 BE B1LL
[08:56:56] CTT: >I know.
[08:56:56] CCU: |n any case.
[08:57:00] CGG: ￼no￼
[08:57:02] CCU: You photograph it.
[08:57:10] CTT: >Oh FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
[08:57:12] CCU: CT is the Chibi-Serena Staute, who is also bill.
[08:57:13] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[08:57:16] CCU: Well.
[08:57:18] CCU: OK THEN.
[08:57:24] CCU: That's done.
[08:57:26] CCU: Now what?
[08:57:32] CCT: >Bill: Destroy Contract
[08:57:36] CTT: >Be a Potato
[08:57:37] CCU: You cannot!
[08:57:40] CCU: It seems to be empoewred by...
[08:57:46] CCU: ...Yourself?!
[08:57:50] CTT: Order MAJJYKS!!!!!!
[08:57:52] CCT: >Bill:Destroy self!
[08:57:54] CCT: Wait.
[08:57:56] CTT: (As well)
[08:58:04] CCT: >Bill:Destroy Order Majjks.
[08:58:06] CCU: It seems that signing the signature empowered the contract to bind yourself.
[08:58:10] CCU: It is now stronger than you.
[08:58:16] CGG: ...
[08:58:24] CCU: It is a direct tap of your power.
[08:58:31] CCU: It can only be used to enforce the contract, mercifully.
[08:58:38] CTT: >Bill: BONP Contract.
[08:58:40] CCT: >Bill: Send all parties of contract one year forward in time
[08:58:44] CCU: You can't!
[08:58:47] CCU: That would be interfearing!
[08:58:52] CCU: The contract would stop you.
[08:59:02] CCU: Then empower the nearest Universe Eater to levels beyond you.
[08:59:03] CTT: >Bill: Realize that Time Shenanigans are still Time Shenanigans and thus do not count.
[08:59:04] CCU: That would end poorly.
[08:59:12] CCU: You will not mess with it.
[08:59:18] CCU: In any case.
[08:59:20] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Realize you are the contract.
[08:59:23] CCU: Though you absolutely hate to admit it.
[08:59:31] CGG: no
[08:59:32] CCU: You give the slightest respect to those who healed you.
[08:59:33] CTT: >Bill: Send All People forward One Year.
[08:59:36] CCU: You cannot!
[08:59:39] CGG: that's stupid
[08:59:41] CCU: That would be considered direct interferance!
[08:59:44] CCU: That woudl break the contract!
[08:59:51] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Realize you are the contract.
[08:59:55] CTT: >Bill: Send SELF forward one year.
[08:59:57] CCU: You will not do any order that woudl break the contract.
[08:59:58] CGG: no
[08:59:59] CCU: You do that.
[09:00:05] CCU: Of course.
[09:00:08] CCU: You have to wait for the war to end.
[09:00:15] CCT: >Bill:Idle until then.
[09:00:18] CTT: >Then come back from the future and interfere all you want.
[09:00:23] CCU: That was the deal instead of being banned from the Trifecta for a year.
[09:00:34] CCU: You idle.
[09:00:36] CCU: doing nothing.
[09:00:38] CCU: For one second.
[09:00:42] CCU: Then realize that's stupid.
[09:00:45] CCU: Idling is no longer a valid command.
[09:00:49] CCU: Or anything else that would just waste time.
[09:00:54] CCU: YOU ARE A BUSY PERSON WITH ULTIMATE POWER.
[09:00:57] CCU: In the body of a really cute girl.
[09:00:58] CTT: >Go Forward In Time Until Contract Is Finished.
[09:01:01] CCU: IN chibi-form.
[09:01:03] CTT: >...
[09:01:04] CCU: You can't!
[09:01:06] CTT: >...
[09:01:07] CTT: >...
[09:01:09] CCT: >Bill: Learn to knit.
[09:01:12] CTT: ==>
[09:01:16] CCU: You already have learned!
[09:01:22] CTT: ==>
[09:01:23] CCU: You know everything due to being Chibi-Serena Statue!
[09:01:27] CCU: You ignore the Gold Text.
[09:01:31] CCU: It is highly irrelevant and just kind of spammy.
[09:01:34] CCT: >Bill: Interfere with Tazz's other text adventures
[09:01:35] CCU: And pushy.
[09:01:37] CTT: >THIS IS A VALID COMMAND.
[09:01:39] CCU: You do so.
[09:01:48] CTT: >YAIRAHBLBLBL.
[09:01:50] CCU: You give the protagonist of the MMO a Chibi-Serena Statue SELF.
[09:01:58] CCT: >Bill: SELF?
[09:01:58] CCU: Which is basically a Chibi-Serena Statue autonomous of the typical one.
[09:02:07] CCU: They now share a hive mind.
[09:02:09] CCU: As for the other one.
[09:02:33] CCU: You dip in and create a Pokemon of unparralelled potential.
[09:02:41] CCU: EVen you think you might have outdone yourself there.
[09:02:42] CCU: As in.
[09:02:42] CTT: *unparallelled
[09:02:45] CCU: The thing is stronger than you.
[09:02:45] CCC made TG an OP.
[09:02:49] CTG made CU an OP.
[09:02:51] CTG made GG an OP.
[09:02:55] CCU: You then put it in a Timer Ball and give it to the protagonist.
[09:02:59] CCT: >Bill: Question how that's possible.
[09:02:59] CCU: AKA Victoria.
[09:03:00] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:03:00] CTG: Has AP talked at all?
[09:03:03] CCU: Yes.
[09:03:04] CCU: He has.
[09:03:04] CCT: Yes.
[09:03:06] CCU: A little.
[09:03:08] CTG: Oh, okay.
[09:03:09] CCU: You don't.
[09:03:10] CTT: >Bill: Attempt to Interfere in Everyone Vs. Everybody. Then Get Eaten By Godhead.
[09:03:12] CCU: You are omnipotent.
[09:03:16] CTG: What did they say?
[09:03:17] CCU: BUt if the contract can outdo you.
[09:03:21] CCU: Then so can other things.
[09:03:26] CCU: You do so.
[09:03:38] CCU: You send down an immensely powerful bolt of lightning in the EvE thread!
[09:03:46] CCT: >Bill: Sink Twinmobile
[09:03:53] CTT: >>*sigh*
[09:03:53] CCU: It will instnatly destroy an entity that is not Godhead.
[09:03:55] CTG: NO.
[09:04:00] CCU: You then allow yourself to be eaten by Godhead.
[09:04:07] CTG: > Bill: Don't sink Twinmobile.
[09:04:07] CCU: You cannot destroy the Twinmobile because that would break the contract.
[09:04:10] CTG: YES.
[09:04:17] CTT: >>*politely ignore giant bolt of lightning from nowhere*
[09:04:19] CCU: You do say high, though.
[09:04:26] CTG: high
[09:04:26] CCT: >Bill: Mess with Twin harmlessly.
[09:04:29] CTG: high
[09:04:35] CCU: Yes.
[09:04:35] CCU: High.
[09:04:36] CCU: Not hi.
[09:04:38] CCU: High.
[09:04:39] CCU: Hue hue.
[09:04:44] CCU: That's about as good as it can get.
[09:04:45] CTG: Heu.
[09:04:46] CCU: A simple high.
[09:04:50] CTG: Heu heu heu.
[09:04:58] CTG: ￼
[09:04:59] CCT: >Bill: Say high to everyone in reality.
[09:05:07] CCU: You do.
[09:05:09] CCU: Everyone hears your message.
[09:05:33] CCU: It isn't counting as breach of the contract.
[09:05:37] CCT: >Bill: Defeat Employer
[09:05:45] CCU: That would count as breaching the contract.
[09:05:51] CCU: ...Maybe?
[09:05:56] CCU: He seems to project an anti-omniscience field.
[09:06:04] CCT: >Bill: Defeat Lord English
[09:06:11] CCU: Done!
[09:06:18] CCU: You defeat an alternate-timeline LE.
[09:06:24] CCU: That's A-OK.
[09:06:28] CCU: He's dead for good.
[09:06:33] CCU: You did use the requisit temporal glitches.
[09:06:37] CCU: Now what?
[09:06:52] CCT: >Bill: Make deal with Twinbuilder
[09:06:58] CCU: You can't!
[09:07:00] CCU: Not until the end of the war.
[09:07:04] CCU: Though you do have a good one...
[09:07:07] CTT: Can he not???
[09:07:08] CCU: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
[09:07:14] CCT: >Bill: Yell at Twinbuilder to end war.
[09:07:21] CCU: You do so.
[09:07:36] CCU: "Hey, I'm trying to!
[09:07:42] CCU: Narrative forces prevent your progress again.
[09:07:43] CCU: BRB.
[09:08:07] CTG: For the record, I am trying to.
[09:09:05] CTT: Hmmmmmm. Would Retroactivator && Potion make a Retroactive Potion of (x)?
[09:09:13] CTT: Is Retroactivator a thing?
[09:09:20] CTT: It should be a thing.
[09:09:29] CTG: What the hell is a Rectroactivator.
[09:09:36] CTT: I have no clue.
[09:09:41] CTT: I think the Tachyon Gun uses one.
[09:09:43] CTG: Then why did you...
[09:09:44] CTG: ._.
[09:09:45] CCT banned CCA from responding to memo: [no idling zone].

// This section courtesy of Netpatham. Nothing really happened here though.
[09:13:01] CCA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.

[09:13:02] No external channel messages (#DTG2)
CTT: ￼ 
[09:13:02] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Pesterchum memo for Destroy the Godmodder 2! Rules and Info: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
CCT banned CGG from responding to memo: [no idling zone]. 
[09:13:02] CGG: k
CTT: :faceplam: 
[09:13:07] CTT made CA an OP.
CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. 
CGG: ... 
CTG: Seriously 
CTG: faceplam's not funny. 
CGG: yeah it isn't 
CTG made GG an OP. 
CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [no memes]. 
CCC made TT an OP. 
CTG: Updop Termnop is though.
CGG: yes 
CGG: sure 
CTG: It is. 
CTT: Eh, it stuck. Sorry in advance, you hypocites. 
CCT: BuildxUpdate Terminal 
CCT: NO 
CCT: It didn't stick. 
CGG: no it didn't 
CCT: If it stuck, other people would be using it. 
CGG: like seriously 
CTG: ^ 
CTT: It has stuck to me. 
CGG: ... 
CTT: Like glue. 
CGG: that's not how memes work 
CTT: Or some other adhesive. 
CCT: That's just an inside joke. 
CCT: For someone with no friends. 
CTT: EXACTLY 
CCT: An alone joke. 
CTT: Yup! 
CTT: Totally taht! 
CTT: *that 
CCU: Back. 
CGG: k 
CTT made CA an OP.

// End Netpatham-contributed section.

[09:13:19] CCU: You are still Ascended Bill Cipher who is still the Chibi-Serena Statue who is still ceruleanTotality who is still fseftr.
[09:13:22] CCU: What will you do?
[09:13:28] CCT: >Twinbuilder: Start relationship with updop termop
[09:13:38] CGG: resume being dtg memo
[09:13:40] CCU: You use mindcontrol to force Twinbuilder to do exactly that.
[09:13:46] CCU: You hadn't really stopped.
[09:13:50] CCU: But you are also all of those other things on top of that.
[09:14:10] CTG: I then hijack this game because THIS IS STUPID
[09:14:18] CCU: Shit!
[09:14:20] CCT: >Twinbuilder: Go on candlelit dinner with updop termop
[09:14:21] CGG: gtg
[09:14:23] CTG: I stop my relationship with the Updop Termnop because the Updop Termnop isn't even a thing.
[09:14:26] CGG ceased responding to memo.
[09:14:32] CTG: It's just a meme, and memes are only in the mind.
[09:14:32] CCU: Twinbuilder is attempting to hijack the game because the relationship was stupid!
[09:14:37] CTG: The Update Terminal is real, though.
[09:14:42] CTT: WHAT WILL COME NEXT!
[09:14:46] CTG: But I would never have a relationship with it because that's stupid too.
[09:14:47] CCA: ((Wait, Twin, so I can make any element from any universe with the Element's Maker?))
[09:14:50] CCU: Even though he is still in love with the updop termop.
[09:14:54] CTG: And you can't force me too because this is made from SCP-148.
[09:14:59] CTG: The Twinmobile, I mean.
[09:15:05] CTG: ((Yes, technically.))
[09:15:11] CCT: >Bill: Be inside Twinmobile
[09:15:13] CCU: ((SCP-148? What's that?))
[09:15:18] CCU: You are already there.
[09:15:18] CTT: >Twin: Realize that that is actually probably a bad thing.
[09:15:20] CCU: In hiding.
[09:15:23] CTT: ((Look it up.))
[09:15:25] CTG: Telekill alloy.
[09:15:33] CTG: Prevents people from doing mind shenanigans.
[09:15:35] CTT: Also steals your brainpower.....
[09:15:36] CCA: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148
[09:15:48] CTG: I modified it.
[09:15:51] CCT: >Bill: Place hand on forehead of Twinbuilder
[09:16:02] CTT: KKden.
[09:16:02] CTG: What would that accomplish
[09:16:13] CTT: >Bill: THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
[09:16:25] CCU: You do that.
[09:16:25] CTG: I stop hijacking the text adventure.
[09:16:26] CCU: He does not notice.
[09:16:27] CTG: Boop.
[09:16:32] CCU: Considering that you have absolute time powers.
[09:16:39] CCT: >Bill: Steal Twinbuilder's true love, Scratch.
[09:16:40] CTG: That is, unless you guys do something that requires me to step in.
[09:16:42] CCU: And everything's still frozen in time as usual.
[09:16:44] CTG: ...
[09:16:53] CTG: No one knows where Scratch is
[09:17:08] CCT: >Bill: Continue being omniscient
[09:17:22] CTT: >Scratch: Know where you are.
[09:17:36] CTT: >Scratch: Show up in DTG2 Memo
[09:18:01] CCT: >Scratch: Reveal self to be Richard
[09:18:27] CCU: You do so.
[09:18:30] CCU: You are.
[09:18:33] CCU: You find him instantly.
[09:18:36] CCU: He is in various points in time.
[09:18:44] CCU: Not all of them fit chronologically.
[09:19:00] CCU: One in 2056 is 'earlier' than the one in Alpha Homestuck.
[09:19:01] CCU: As in.
[09:19:03] CCU: Standard Homestuck.
[09:19:12] CTT: >Be really confused.
[09:19:14] CCT: >Bill: Unfreeze time 
[09:19:15] CCU: You aren't.
[09:19:17] CCU: You're Omniscient.
[09:19:18] CCU: You do so.
[09:19:24] CCU: Now what?
[09:19:37] CCT: >Bill: Have candlelit dinner with Twinbuilder
[09:19:40] CTT: >Dark Green Text: Be Clear on who this "You" person is.
[09:19:41] CCU: You can't!
[09:19:46] CCU: That would be breakign teh contract!
[09:19:50] CCU: *breaking the.
[09:19:57] CTT: Twiinnnnnn Y U POST NAO?!
[09:20:01] CCT: >Bill: You are not interdereing with the war.
[09:20:09] CCU: Plus, even though you could be either gender and currently take the form of a 1-foot tall Chibi girl, it's doubtful.
[09:20:17] CCU: You are, though.
[09:20:24] CTG: I am.
[09:20:26] CTG: So.
[09:20:27] CCU: You relaly hate how surprisingly restricting this is!
[09:20:38] CTG: What.
[09:20:44] CTG: AP
[09:20:47] CCU: Why are there two AbscondPesants?!
[09:20:52] CTG: Why is there suddenly two of you
[09:20:56] CTT: POTATO
[09:21:03] CTT: THAT'S WHY
[09:21:09] CTG: -_-
[09:21:12] CCU: ...
[09:21:19] CTT: *_*
[09:21:28] CCU: You are still the Chibi-Serena Statue, kind of more-so than you are Bill Cipher.
[09:21:36] CCU: You are still CT, who is still fseftr as well.
[09:21:39] CCU: Now what will you do?
[09:21:40] CCT: >Bill: Use chibiness to distract Twinbuilder.
[09:21:50] CCU: You don't really need to.
[09:21:51] CCU: Nor can you.
[09:21:52] CCU: Again.
[09:21:54] CCU: Contract.
[09:21:59] CTT: abscondPeasant5...vs regular abscondPeasant....
[09:22:04] CCT: >Bill: Brutually murder onboard duck.
[09:22:05] CCU: FIGHT!
[09:22:08] CCU: You can't!
[09:22:09] CTT: >Internet: Flame War.
[09:22:10] CTG: NO
[09:22:15] CTG: I quickly spring to life.
[09:22:16] CCU: The duck is one of the most important beings in the war!
[09:22:24] CTG: Even though Bill's aura stops time for all present, I somehow begin to move.
[09:22:27] CCU: That would break the contract six ways to sunday!
[09:22:31] CCU: You cannot kill the duck!
[09:22:33] CTT: I shall stick to my guns here...
[09:22:34] CCU: Plus, why would you?
[09:22:35] CTG: I leap out of my seat and grab the duck, securing it.
[09:22:35] CTT: >Internet: Flame War.
[09:22:36] CCU: You enjoy it.
[09:22:41] CCT: >Bill:Use chibiness to distract duck.
[09:22:45] CCU: You cannot!
[09:22:49] CTG: "Bill! What do you think you're doing?"
[09:22:53] CCU: Interacting with the Duck, or Twin by proxy, is impossible!
[09:22:58] CCU: AS per the contract!
[09:23:02] CTG: "Even though this technically isn't affecting the war."
[09:23:05] CTG: "Hmm."
[09:23:06] CCU: You would really want to do so!
[09:23:07] CTT: >INTERNET: FLAME WAR ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:23:10] CTG: "I guess we could have a conversation?"
[09:23:12] CCT: >Bill: Ask how Twinbuilder knows it's him.
[09:23:17] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:23:20] CTG: "And that really wouldn't change anything."
[09:23:22] CTT: Narrrative POWERS
[09:23:24] CCU: You ask how you know it's Bill.
[09:23:35] CTG: "Because you have several of the powers of Bill."
[09:23:38] CCU: Despite the fact that you are currently a one-foot tall Chibi-Serena STatue that is totally gold and in no way even looks like Bill.
[09:23:43] CCU: ...Yes.
[09:23:45] CTG: "You're bound to a contract, you're omniscient, and you have time powers."
[09:23:51] CTT: GYAIGUAGHAUIGHAIUAHGIUAGHIAUGHAIGUHAGUIHAGIUAGHIGAUHGAIUAGHIUGAHAGIUHAGIUAGHIAGUHAGIUAGH
[09:23:56] CTG banned CTT from responding to memo.
[09:23:59] CCC made TT an OP.
[09:24:03] CTG: Please stop.
[09:24:06] CCU: You're only bound to a contract because you try to be bill.
[09:24:06] CCT: >Bill: Pretend to be Victoria
[09:24:14] CCU: You don't have to pretend.
[09:24:15] CCU: You technically are.
[09:24:16] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:24:16] CTT: >CTT: Be REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
[09:24:24] CCU: Really, you're tecnically everyone.
[09:24:26] CCU: IN all reality.
[09:24:33] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Stop being Bill.
[09:24:36] CTT: ....Why are there 54 abscondPeasants?
[09:24:37] CCU: It was only because you chose to be Bill in particular that you decided to be bound by it.
[09:24:40] CCU: You no longer feel you are Bill.
[09:24:43] CCU: You are now Victoria.
[09:24:50] CCU: You will not gain ALLURE for this.
[09:24:54] CCT: >Victoria: Talk to Twinbuilder
[09:24:56] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:24:59] CCU: You chat him up.
[09:24:59] CTG: Oh, so now Bill's gone.
[09:25:00] CTG: Er.
[09:25:13] CTG: "Hi? Who are you, exactly?"
[09:25:15] CCU: If you want to get really technical, you are technically everything.
[09:25:16] CCU: At once.
[09:25:20] CCU: Including Twin.
[09:25:20] CTT: See why I tend to TYPE OUT SCREAMS OF FRUSTRATION?
[09:25:28] CCU: Yes.
[09:25:31] CCU: Now stop doing that immediately.
[09:25:32] CTG: ((Tazz.))
[09:25:36] CCT: >Victoria: Be as non Twin as possible
[09:25:37] CTG: ((I know you keep track of this.))
[09:25:43] CTG: ((How much is Armed and Dangerous?))
[09:25:45] CCT: In order to have actual conversation with him
[09:25:48] CTG: ((In terms of Sacred Items.))
[09:25:51] CTT: NO! ARRARARAGHAGHA.
[09:25:53] CCU: You keep to doing that.
[09:25:56] CTG banned CTT from responding to memo.
[09:25:59] CCU: ((4 Elf Tears and 4 Hog Slop.))
[09:26:00] CCC made TT an OP.
[09:26:08] CTG: ((Thanks.))
[09:26:11] CCT: >Victoria: Distract Twin with chibiness
[09:26:16] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[09:26:16] ?TT: >Everyone: Go to ?.
[09:26:17] CCU: ((Maybe you should include the Sacred Item values in the old Echeladder?))
[09:26:18] CCU: You do so.
[09:26:21] CCU: Your Chibiness allows it.
[09:26:28] CCU: It is extremely powerful chibi-ness.
[09:26:32] CCU: He is totally enthralled by you.
[09:26:36] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:26:44] CCT: >Victoria: Slap him.
[09:26:46] CCU: You slap him.
[09:26:50] CCU: He is still enthralled by you.
[09:27:02] CCU: You have him in a nigh-unbreakable chibi-hold.
[09:27:06] CCU: You can release him, of course.
[09:27:11] CCT: >Victoria: Release him
[09:27:13] CCU: You release him.
[09:27:24] CCU: He doesn't really understand you slapped him.
[09:27:32] CCU: The Duck flies onto his shoulder.
[09:27:41] CCT: >Victoria: Slap duck
[09:27:44] ?TT: Eh, Twin? How coe the ACNTT can attack things other than Chuck Norris?
[09:27:46] CCU: You slap the duck.
[09:27:48] CCU: "AFLAC!'
[09:27:49] CCU: *"
[09:27:50] CCU: Oh.
[09:27:52] CCU: It's THAT duck.
[09:27:56] CTG: Because it's the ACNTT.
[09:28:04] ?TT: If any regular Turret can only....Oh yes, the TANK bit.
[09:28:06] CTG: It's the most powerful Turret in existence.
[09:28:16] CCU: I thought Turrets didn't have any poewr difference?
[09:28:18] CCU: Or at least.
[09:28:20] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candelit dinner with Twinbuilder
[09:28:23] CCU: The Anti-Thing turrets that godmodders use?
[09:28:30] CCU: only difference being number deployable per battle?
[09:28:33] CCU: As per the guide you wrote?
[09:28:42] CCU: ((Not in an IC way))
[09:28:46] CCU: You go do that immediately.
[09:29:05] CCU: You two enjoy yourselves very well.
[09:29:13] CCU: You have now instigated VictoriaXTwin as a ship.
[09:29:13] CTG: Where did I say that?
[09:29:17] CTG: Also guys
[09:29:17] CCU: In the guide.
[09:29:24] CCU: The DTG Gamefaqs Guide.
[09:29:25] CTG: Notice how AP's handle is counting down backwards from 5
[09:29:26] CTG: First it was 5
[09:29:29] CTG: Then 54
[09:29:31] CTG: And now 543
[09:29:34] ?TT: Now 543....
[09:29:39] CCU: Next it's 5432, isn't it?
[09:29:40] CCU: Hrm.
[09:29:41] ?TT: What next, 5432?
[09:29:45] CCU: Maybe we know him?
[09:29:51] CCU: As someone other than AP?
[09:29:56] CCU: Or maybe he's just doing that becaues?
[09:29:59] CCU: You don't know.
[09:30:10] CCT: >Victoria: Know age of Twinbuilder
[09:30:17] CCU: Yet you, the Chibi-Serena STatue AKA Victoria AKA Fseftr AKA CT.
[09:30:20] ?TT: By the way, my headcannnon for the ACNTT being able to attack something else? That extra T kinda helps.
[09:30:22] CCU: You know his age.
[09:30:22] CCU: Already.
[09:30:44] CCU: You know everything about everything.
[09:30:47] CCT: >Victoria: Realize you are a ten year old girl
[09:30:53] CTG: Can I have a link to where I said that thing about the Turrets
[09:30:55] CCT: >Victoria: Sink ship.
[09:30:57] CCU: That hasnt' stopped being a thing or anything.
[09:31:03] CCU: You sink the ship.
[09:31:05] CCU: Maybe when you're older.
[09:31:10] CCU: Of course.
[09:31:13] CCU: You could just age yourself.
[09:31:26] CCT: >Victoria: Become Twin's age.
[09:31:30] CCU: While still looking like you do now.
[09:31:31] CCU: You do so.
[09:31:34] CCU: You still look like you're ten.
[09:31:36] CCU: Well.
[09:31:48] CCT: >Victoria: Save ship.
[09:31:52] CCU: You still look like the Goldne Chibi-statue representation of a 10-year old girl.
[09:31:54] CCU: You save the ship.
[09:31:59] CCU: Repair it.
[09:32:01] CCU: Good as new!
[09:32:15] ?TT: Also, I concur with Tazz, that Turrets can ONLY attack the thing that they're designed to attack.
[09:32:19] ?TT: And that you said that.
[09:32:20] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:32:21] ?TT: Twin.
[09:32:24] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG for his opinion of the ship.
[09:32:40] ?TT: WAA
[09:32:42] CTG: Oh, it's pretty good.
[09:32:52] CTG: It's exactly what I asked for, that's for sure.
[09:33:13] CCT: >Victoria: Clarify you did not mean the Twinmobile
[09:33:23] CCU: You clarify such.
[09:33:28] CCU: You meant the VictoriaXTwin ship.
[09:33:31] CCT: TG
[09:33:34] CTG: Oh.
[09:33:39] CTG: Hmm.
[09:33:40] ?TT: >Twin: FINISH UPDOP
[09:33:49] CTG: I guess it's [REDACTED]
[09:34:03] CCT: >Victoria: Unredact that.
[09:34:23] CCU: ((Twin: http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/Gamefaqs_Guide_to_DTG2#.5B4.4.5D_The_Turrets))
[09:34:31] CCU: ((Wait.))
[09:34:34] CCU: http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/Gamefaqs_Guide_to_DTG2#.5B4.4.5D_The_Turrets
[09:34:36] CCU: There.
[09:34:39] CCU: THat link probably won't break.
[09:34:41] CCU: Also.
[09:34:43] CTG: Thanks.
[09:34:43] CCU: You unredact it.
[09:34:48] ?TT: [REDACTED]? Hmm, yeah, I suppose. Of course it's kinda [REDACTED], but then again its [REDACTED]ness kind of helps with the [REDACTED] that the [REDACTED] causes....
[09:34:48] CCU: It says 'ALMOST FINISHED.'
[09:34:56] CCU: Understandable.
[09:35:16] CCT: >Victoria: Understand what almost finished means
[09:35:24] CCU: You do.
[09:35:27] CCU: It means he finds it OK.
[09:35:48] CCT: >Victoria: Celebrate
[09:35:55] CCU: You celebrate!
[09:36:03] CCT: TG, how old is Twin IC
[09:36:21] CTG: Hmm.
[09:36:36] ?TT: He's [REDACTED] years old, obviously.
[09:36:40] CTG: Let's say 16-18.
[09:37:04] CCU: OK.
[09:37:06] CCU: With that out of the way.
[09:37:07] CCT: >Victoria: Gift Twinbuilder Deudly Magnum
[09:37:07] CCU: Now what?
[09:37:18] CCU: You duplicate him a Deudly Magnum for his personal use.
[09:37:23] CCU: As a bonus.
[09:37:25] CCU: it has infinite ammo.
[09:37:26] CTG: ...
[09:37:30] CCU: Scratch can suck it.
[09:37:33] CTG: Does this count in the actual thread?
[09:37:40] ?TT: Totes should.
[09:37:42] CCU: Does it?
[09:37:44] CCU: Perhaps?
[09:37:47] CCT: >Victoria: Suggest it counts if you think it should
[09:37:49] ?TT: You're GM, dude.
[09:37:53] CCU: You do such.
[09:37:54] CTG: Hmm.
[09:38:12] CCU: You also suggest he could just put it in a safe in case it breaks the OP scale open like an egg.
[09:38:15] CTG: I'll decide in a minute.
[09:38:21] CTG: Have to do something first
[09:38:22] CCU: Not everyone is so power that the OP Scale doesn't bother wtih them.
[09:38:27] CCU: *powerful
[09:38:40] CCT: >Victoria: Travel through time at the rate of one second per second
[09:38:46] CCU: You're already doing that.
[09:38:51] CCU: Wait.
[09:38:53] CCU: Well.
[09:38:54] CCU: now you are.
[09:39:13] CCT: >Victoria: Teleport Twin's ship to be closer to Godcraft.
[09:39:14] CCU: You now make time equate to standard time pacing in the section of the void you are currently in.
[09:39:21] CCU: This speeds up the journey considerably.
[09:39:24] CCU: You do that as well.
[09:39:25] CTG: Nah, I wont.
[09:39:28] CTG: It's too OP.
[09:39:32] CTG: I lock the magnum in a safe.
[09:39:52] CCT: >Victoria: Suggest you make the ship canon anyways
[09:40:11] CCU: You make it canon.
[09:40:14] CCU: This will have effects later.
[09:40:19] CCT: >Victoria: Give Twinbuilder an one ammo Deudly Magnum, in the hopes it isn't too OP
[09:40:25] CCU: You do that as well.
[09:40:34] CCU: As it is a Spoil, it will not be OP enough to trip the aformentioned scale.
[09:40:43] CCU: This time, you take it from the idle PitTheAngel.
[09:40:55] CCT: >Victoria: Alert TG to his gift
[09:41:03] CCU: You do so.
[09:41:03] CCU: Though.
[09:41:07] CCU: You hadned it right into his hands.
[09:41:08] CTG: ...
[09:41:09] CCU: So that should be obvious.
[09:41:30] CTG: I take it.
[09:41:38] CCT: >Victoria: Fix self destruct sequence of ship.
[09:41:45] ?TT: Duplicate the Spoil.
[09:41:49] CTG: Actually, don't do that.
[09:41:54] CTG: Spoils can't be duplicated, either.
[09:41:55] CCU: It wasn't on to begin with.
[09:42:03] CCU: Nor was it malfunctioning.
[09:42:04] CTG: He means fix it so it can't be activated.
[09:42:09] CTG: Because I disabled it, IIRC.
[09:42:13] CTG: I mean so it CAN be activated.
[09:42:14] CTG: Sorry.
[09:42:22] CCU: You do not see a problem with it.
[09:42:25] CCU: It functions perfectly fine.
[09:42:36] CCU: You CAN duplicate the spoil.
[09:42:38] CCU: Because you are Omnipotent.
[09:42:44] CCU: Good enough to freeze the Godmodder in time.
[09:42:51] CCU: THe OP scale doesn't even bother with you.
[09:42:53] CCU: Too strong for it.
[09:43:00] CCU: If it tried it would annihilate itself.
[09:43:02] CCU: And that would be worse.
[09:43:09] CCU: You could easily duplicate millions.
[09:43:11] CCT: >Victoria: Give TG a potato.
[09:43:17] CTG: I didn't make the OP Scale.
[09:43:19] CTG: So I'm bound to it.
[09:43:24] CTG: Just like everyone else.
[09:43:28] CCT: >Victoria: Feed bread to duck.
[09:43:28] CCU: The OP scale isn't so kind to Twin.
[09:43:29] CTG: And besides, it's a rule of the game.
[09:43:47] CCU: But it ignores YOU, Chibi-Serena Statue AKA Victoria AKA CT AKA Fseftr.
[09:43:51] CCU: BUt yeah.
[09:43:54] CCU: Twin's bound to it.
[09:43:57] CCT: >Victoria: Give Twinbuilder the most powerful weapon that won't tip the OP Scale
[09:44:02] CCU: So that kind of does limit how you can help him.
[09:44:06] CCU: YOu give him the Blacklister.
[09:44:26] CCT: >Victoria: Feed Bread to Duck on TG's shoulder
[09:44:36] CCU: You know, that sword that Richard NEVER USED.
[09:44:41] CTG: Oh.
[09:44:42] CCU: You feed bread to the duck.
[09:44:42] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:44:49] CTG: Didn't he use it to forge the Godarm Deluxe?
[09:44:53] CCU: This will have immense consequences.
[09:44:57] CCU: No?
[09:45:02] CCU: Items don't get destroyed in alchemiting.
[09:45:04] CCU: And he alchemited it.
[09:45:25] CCU: So no.
[09:45:33] CTG: I mean.
[09:45:39] CTG: He used it by alchemizing with it.
[09:45:43] CTG: So it's not like he never used it.
[09:45:44] CCU: Yes.
[09:45:46] CCU: Oh.
[09:45:49] CCU: WEll.
[09:45:51] CCU: I meant.
[09:45:51] CCT: >Victoria: Give TG GOdarm Deluxe.
[09:45:55] CCU: You do so.
[09:46:01] CTG: Both my arms are perfectly fine!
[09:46:07] CCU: Doesn't stop you.
[09:46:10] CCT: >Victoria: Say for now
[09:46:28] CCT: >Victoria: Do it as innocently as possible
[09:46:29] CCU: You give him Alpha's Version as well, and say that, depending on narrative events that you are bound to, it could happen.
[09:46:36] CCU: YOu have no intention of it yourself.
[09:46:41] CCU: You're a ship.
[09:46:45] CCU: Well, unless he requests it.
[09:46:57] CCU: You're shipped with him, you mean.
[09:47:04] CCU: And the ship is canon.
[09:47:07] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG if he requests it
[09:47:16] CTG: No.
[09:47:22] CCU: Well that settles it.
[09:47:33] CCT: >Victoria: Examine Duck
[09:47:36] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that a Hard-Light Ship is attemption to dock with the Twinmobile.
[09:47:36] CCU: You decide to put them in the safe with the infinite-ammo Deudly Magnum.
[09:47:48] CCU: It appears to be a pure white duck.
[09:47:50] CCU: It is the Aflac duck.
[09:48:02] CCU: It will turn into the Aflac Hyper Knight upon arrival to the battlefield.
[09:48:08] CCU: It will be your salvation as the Secret of the Void was.
[09:48:15] CCU: Or rather.
[09:48:17] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that a Hard-Light Ship is attemption to dock with the Twinmobile.
[09:48:20] CCU: It will be the player's salvation.
[09:48:27] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG if that's true.
[09:48:32] CTG: It's not.
[09:48:38] CCU: As far as he knows.
[09:48:39] CCU: It is not true.
[09:48:44] CCU: YOu just embellished that story.
[09:48:45] CCU: however.
[09:48:45] CTG: Wait.
[09:48:46] CTG: I meant that.
[09:48:53] CTG: It wans't true that a ship was attempting to dock with me.
[09:49:00] CCU: Ah.
[09:49:02] CTG: I'm not telling you if the thing about the duck is true or not.
[09:49:05] CCU: YOu just embellished your embelishment.
[09:49:05] CCT: >Victoria: Ask ab
[09:49:13] CCU: Ask Ab?
[09:49:16] CCU: There are a million abs.
[09:49:23] CCT: >Victoria: Slap narrator.
[09:49:23] CCU: And we're not talking about the muscle.
[09:49:28] ?TT: >Netpatham: Send Twin a ship.
[09:49:34] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:49:35] CCU: You slap the narrator.
[09:49:39] CCU: The narrator gets angry at you from afar.
[09:49:56] CCT: >Victoria: Remember you killed authro.
[09:49:59] CCT: >Victoria: Undo that
[09:50:08] CCU: Considering that he is still Yog-Sothoth and you are not in a time-frame where he is not space-time, this will have major reprecussions.
[09:50:11] CCU: Also.
[09:50:12] CCU: You can kill him.
[09:50:16] CCU: But he respawned.
[09:50:20] CCU: He's like the players in that sense.
[09:50:33] CCT: >Victoria: Aplogize to narrator
[09:50:38] CCU: You do so.
[09:50:38] CAP ceased responding to memo.
[09:50:40] CCU: The Narrator is appeased.
[09:50:43] CCU: The consequences are averted.
[09:50:50] CTG: modpack's on
[09:50:51] CTG: I think
[09:50:57] ?TT: I saw.
[09:50:58] CCT: >Victoria: Use omniscinece to see consequences averted
[09:51:02] CCU: You do so.
[09:51:02] ?TT: Hi AA.
[09:51:05] CTT made AA an OP.
[09:51:10] CCU: You would have made your waking joureny impossible if you did that.
[09:51:10] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:51:10] CAA: BECAUSE MECHS ARE METAL.
[09:51:13] CCU: And by extension.
[09:51:13] CAA: I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
[09:51:17] CAA: THAT MECHS ARE METAL.
[09:51:20] CCU: Your mental journey.
[09:51:23] CCU: ...
[09:51:24] CCU: How did you forget.
[09:51:28] CCU: That the mechs are metal?
[09:51:30] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that there is a hard-light array, with a Tachyon Drive, approaching your ship now.
[09:51:31] CCU: There are non-metal meches.
[09:51:44] CCU: You are technically not twin.
[09:51:46] CTG: Wow.
[09:51:46] CCU: You could BE twin.
[09:51:49] CCU: But you are NOT Twin.
[09:51:51] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy hard light array
[09:51:54] CTG: Dude.
[09:51:55] CCU: You do so.
[09:52:00] CTG: You can stop trying to interfere with everything ever now.
[09:52:04] CCU: Nobody was inside.
[09:52:06] CTG: It won't work.
[09:52:06] CCU: It was a random gift.
[09:52:14] CCU: NOr was it related to Netphatam in any way.
[09:52:17] CCU: ...
[09:52:22] CCU: It was someone else...
[09:52:23] CTG: Oh.
[09:52:26] CTG: Scratch that then.
[09:52:28] CCU: ...You don't know who, though.
[09:52:28] CTG: Wait who was it?
[09:52:34] CCT: >Victoria: Know all.
[09:52:36] ?TT: Why am I never allowed to help.
[09:52:39] ?TT: :(
[09:52:40] CCU: You, Victoria, investigaet it.
[09:52:43] CCU: It is...
[09:52:47] CTG: ...
[09:52:47] CCU: A gift from the Narrator.
[09:52:50] CCU: Commerating your new ship.
[09:52:51] CTG: ￼
[09:52:52] CCU: With a ship.
[09:53:01] CCT: >Victoria: Restored destroyed ship
[09:53:05] CCU: YOu restore it.
[09:53:12] CCT: >Victoria: Tell Twinbuilder to let it in
[09:53:19] CCU: You put it in the docking section of the ship.
[09:53:20] CCU: Wait.
[09:53:23] CCU: Oops too late.
[09:53:25] CCU: Well.
[09:53:29] CCU: It's small enough that it fits.
[09:53:47] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy Erelye-verse randomly.
[09:53:51] CCU: BOOM!
[09:53:58] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG whether you should've done that.
[09:53:58] CCU: That is one destroyed universe.
[09:54:02] CCU: You ask TG.
[09:54:02] ?TT: >Suddenly, a Hard-Light Array approaches!
[09:54:07] CTG: No.
[09:54:09] CCU: It does not.
[09:54:11] CTG: You definitely shouldn't have.
[09:54:13] ?TT: Whyever now.
[09:54:17] CTG: I snap my fingers and revive it.
[09:54:20] ?TT: *not
[09:54:22] CAA: SNOP
[09:54:26] CCT: >Victoria: Restore Erelye-verse before Twinbuilder
[09:54:30] ?TT: UNSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
[09:54:30] CCU: You manage it.
[09:54:31] CTG: Too late!
[09:54:33] CTG: I made the command first.
[09:54:36] ?TT: *PANICPANICPANIC*
[09:54:41] ?TT: NOT SBaHJ AGAIN
[09:54:42] CCU: You go back in time and do the command before TG did.
[09:54:46] CTG: Shit.
[09:54:49] CCU: You also replace the O with an A.
[09:54:54] CCU: Averting SBAHJ mode.
[09:54:59] ?TT: CUE TIME SHENANIGANS WAR
[09:55:09] CCU: You win.
[09:55:19] CCU: This was inevitable.
[09:55:21] CCU: Now what?
[09:55:29] CCT: >Victoria: Lose on purpose.
[09:55:31] CAA: "CUE TIME SHENANIGANS WAR"
[09:55:39] CCU: You lose on purpose to make TG happy.
[09:55:39] CAA: CUTE TIME SHENANIGANS
[09:55:44] CAA: *CUE ShIT
[09:55:54] CTG: Okay then.
[09:55:56] CAA: CUE TIME
[09:56:00] CAA: HOW DO BALL CUE TIME
[09:56:02] CCT: >Victoria: Engage in cute time shenangigans
[09:56:05] CTG: updop termnop
[09:56:06] CAA: HOW DO BALLS CUE
[09:56:10] CTG: How do ball cues?
[09:56:13] CTG: Is what it actually was.
[09:56:15] CTG: I'm pretty sure.
[09:56:17] CCU: You engage in cute time shenanigans.
[09:56:22] CCU: They are adorable.
[09:56:26] ?TT: HOW DO STOP NONSENSE
[09:56:28] CAA: NOooooooo
[09:56:35] CAA: updop termnop
[09:56:51] CCT: >Victoria: Change name of all update terminals to "updop termnop"
[09:57:08] ?TT: podmerT podpU<
[09:57:21] CCU: You do so.
[09:57:23] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:57:27] ?TT: podmerT podpU<
[09:57:33] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:57:41] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[09:57:42] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy Trifecta as TG watches.
[09:57:47] CCT: >Victoria: Undo it,
[09:57:48] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:57:49] CTG: No.
[09:57:50] ?TT: >Victoria: No.
[09:57:53] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[09:57:58] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:58:00] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[09:58:02] CCU: YOu do both.
[09:58:06] CCU: No harm done.
[09:58:23] CCT: >Victoria: Wonder if you can create a rock you can't lift
[09:58:34] ?TT: >No, you cannnot.
[09:58:36] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:58:38] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[09:58:41] CCU: You can and cannot.
[09:58:46] CCU: You do not ponder such questions.
[09:58:50] ?TT: HUUUUUUUUUUUH?
[09:58:55] CCU: The answer is both.
[09:59:00] CCT: >Victoria: Ascend.
[09:59:07] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[09:59:09] CCT: >Victoria: To even greaterness.
[09:59:14] CCU: You do so.
[09:59:25] ?TT: >Twinbuilder: Finish update
[09:59:26] CCU: You also ascend out of the Twinmobile and stop bothering your ship for now.
[09:59:41] CCU: Now what?
[09:59:48] CAA: >updop termnop
[09:59:54] CCT: >Victoria: Be Modpack
[10:00:04] CCU: You can be Modpack whenever.
[10:00:05] CAA: >modpack be modpack
[10:00:07] CCU: And you already are Modpack in a sense.
[10:00:09] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[10:00:11] CCU: So you do that.
[10:00:13] CAA: >updop termnop
[10:00:16] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[10:00:20] CAA: >updop termnop
[10:00:22] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[10:00:22] CCU: While still being Victoria who is still Chibi-SErena Statue which is still Fseftr which is still TD.
[10:00:25] CCU: I mean.
[10:00:27] CCU: CT.
[10:00:49] CCT: >Modpack: Greet Tazz
[10:00:57] CCU: You greet Tazz.
[10:00:58] CCU: ...
[10:01:01] CCU: Um.
[10:01:02] CCU: Hello?
[10:01:12] CCU: I poke the Chibi-Serena Statue.
[10:01:17] CCT: >Modpack: Greet Tazz on battlefield.
[10:01:19] CCU: Aka Modpack, AKA Victoria.
[10:01:23] CCU: You already did that!
[10:01:23] ?TT: >Tazz: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
[10:01:30] ?TT: podmert podpu<
[10:01:34] CCU: I have no intention of doing that.
[10:01:38] CCT: >Modpack: "Hi."
[10:01:38] CCU: You have no control over me net.
[10:01:44] CCU: Hello!
[10:01:45] CCU: ...
[10:01:54] ?TT: >Netpatham: TAKE CONTROL OF TAZZ!
[10:01:59] CCT: >Modpack: "What a nice day."
[10:02:08] CCU: I use the alchemiter to attempt to duplicate a copy of the Chibi-Serena Staute AKA Victoria AKA Modpack.
[10:02:15] CCU: I also agree.
[10:02:17] CCU: It is a nice day.
[10:02:21] CAA: >Modpack"... for getting shreked"
[10:02:24] CCU: Barring the Mechs blotting out the sky.
[10:02:28] CCU: ...
[10:02:33] CAA: >Modpack: get shreked
[10:02:33] CCU: I have no comment for that.
[10:02:40] ?TT: >Everyone: Ragequit
[10:02:40] CCU: You get shrecked.
[10:02:46] CCU: By Shreck himself.
[10:02:46] ?TT: >Somehow succeed.
[10:02:46] CAA: *shreked
[10:02:50] CAA: Shrek*
[10:02:54] ?TT: ^^^
[10:02:55] CCT: >Modpack:Ship self with Tazz
[10:03:02] CCU: ModxTazz?
[10:03:03] CCU: Not happening.
[10:03:06] CCU: ...
[10:03:08] CCU: In canon.
[10:03:37] CCT: >Modpack: Make all ships canon.
[10:03:42] CAA: >modpacK:" well hello there tazz"
[10:03:48] CCU: You do so...
[10:03:50] CCU: ...
[10:03:51] CCU: ...
[10:03:53] CCU: ...Drat.
[10:03:55] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[10:04:01] ?TT: >Netpatham: PRIMAL SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION AIIIIIIIIIEGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:04:02] CAA: we scared off twin again
[10:04:03] CCU: Who is modpacK?
[10:04:08] CCT: >Modpack: "We're canon."
[10:04:08] CCU: Net.
[10:04:11] CAA: he is modpacK
[10:04:13] ?TT: He's probably finishing his updop.
[10:04:17] CCU: "DRAT!"
[10:04:18] CCU: DRAT!
[10:04:28] CAA: haha canon now 
[10:04:31] ?TT: What, Tazz?
[10:04:32] CAA: s u c k a s
[10:04:44] CCU: Tazz X Mod is canon!
[10:04:45] ?TT: I get someone's Ship Sinker and sink ALL the ships.
[10:04:48] CCU: ...Wait, Modpack is Victoria.
[10:04:51] CCU: Which means she's a girl.
[10:04:55] CCU: And she's sixteen.
[10:04:58] ?TT: Because that is bloody stupid now.
[10:04:58] CAA: ship modxvic
[10:04:59] CCU: To eighteen.
[10:05:04] CCU: You can't ship canon ships!
[10:05:06] CCU: I mean.
[10:05:09] ?TT: Sink ALL THE SHIPS ANYWAY
[10:05:10] CCU: You can't SINK Canon ships!
[10:05:15] CCU: Otherwise you are successful.
[10:05:18] CCT: >Victoria: Be eighteen for the sake of legality.
[10:05:19] ?TT: >SINK THEM ALL
[10:05:20] CCU: Ship-makers rebuild them.
[10:05:25] CCU: You become eigtheen.
[10:05:26] ?TT: >SINK THEM AGAIN
[10:05:34] CCU: You keep sinking.
[10:05:35] ?TT: >eigtheen?
[10:05:36] CCU: They keep making.
[10:05:37] CAA: darn now you cant be the dancing queen
[10:05:46] ?TT: >Set up an Anti-Ship Turret.
[10:05:50] CCT: >Victoria: "Bluh, I'm taken."
[10:05:51] CAA: young and sweet 
[10:05:54] CAA: ONLY SEVENTEEN
[10:06:12] ?TT: >Netpatham: Give up and banhammer the lot of them.
[10:06:15] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo.
[10:06:38] CCU: ...
[10:06:46] CCU banned ?TT, CTT from responding to memo: [MOD ABOOSE.].
[10:06:49] CCC made TT an OP.
[10:06:51] CCU: Bad TT.
[10:06:57] CCU: Don't banhammer AA when he did nothing wrong.
[10:07:03] CCU: I am awaer.
[10:07:06] CCU: *aware.
[10:07:17] CCT: >Victoria: "All ships are canon"
[10:07:24] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:07:24] ?TT: Ahem: ">Netpatham: Give up and Banhammer the lot of them."
[10:07:27] CCU: Yes.
[10:07:36] CCU: You are not Netphatam!
[10:07:37] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:07:37] CAA: >Modpack: find past modpack. crown him dancing queen
[10:07:41] CCU: For some reason you are in a slightly alternate timeline where he does not exist!
[10:07:46] CCU: You do so.
[10:07:49] CCU: This changes him into a girl.
[10:07:50] CCU: Wait.
[10:07:54] CCU: You never got cured of that gender-bending thing.
[10:07:57] ?TT: >POTATO
[10:07:59] CCU: So I guess you still already were a girl?
[10:07:59] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candlelit dinner with Tazz.
[10:08:00] CAA: no i never did
[10:08:01] CAA: yes
[10:08:05] CCU: You do so.
[10:08:07] CCT: >Modpack: Curse Blue
[10:08:08] CCU: It is enjoyable.
[10:08:11] ?TT: >All: POTATO
[10:08:12] CCU: You do so.
[10:08:15] CCU: You curse Blue.
[10:08:21] CAA: no potato
[10:08:22] CCU: She is now madly in love with...
[10:08:24] CCU: ...Tazz.
[10:08:26] CCU: Wait.
[10:08:26] CCU: WHAT?!
[10:08:27] CCT: ...
[10:08:28] ?TT: >Blue: Curse bounce!
[10:08:34] ?TT: .........
[10:08:35] CAA: >ship FseftrxVictoria
[10:08:42] CCU: Ship yourself with yourself.
[10:08:46] CCU: That's logical.
[10:08:49] CCU: You can't, though.
[10:08:50] ?TT: >Anti-Ship Turret: Sink all ships.
[10:08:51] CCT: >Blue: Interrupt date between the two.
[10:08:58] CCU: You're not Blue!
[10:08:58] CCT: >Blue: Fight Victoria.
[10:09:00] ?TT: >Blue: Decurse.
[10:09:01] CAA: BluexFseftr
[10:09:04] CCT: ...
[10:09:12] CCU: Any fight between Blue and you would end in your victory unless you let her.
[10:09:12] ?TT: >MAKE IT STOP!
[10:09:26] CCU: You ship Blue and...Yourself.
[10:09:28] CCU: ...
[10:09:29] CAA: SplitxAlpha
[10:09:36] CCT: >Victoria: Let Blue have Tazz.
[10:09:38] CAA: BuildxOmega
[10:09:39] -- ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] makes the pain stop. By banhammering the instigator. Modpack. --
[10:09:44] CAA: darn
[10:09:45] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo.
[10:09:47] CCC made AA an OP.
[10:09:49] CCU: TT!
[10:09:50] CCU: MOD ABOOSE.
[10:09:55] CAA banned ?TT from responding to memo: [ABOOOOOOOOOOSE].
[10:09:58] CCC made TT an OP.
[10:10:05] CCU: You let Blue have Tazz.
[10:10:10] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:10:10] ?TT: ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?
[10:10:16] ?TT: What is this thing?
[10:10:19] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:10:19] CAA: ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.
[10:10:30] CCU: ...Me, I mean.
[10:10:34] CCU: We both run off somewhere.
[10:10:37] ?TT: BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH
[10:10:42] CCU: You are now alone in the middle of the battlefield.
[10:10:42] CCT: ...
[10:10:43] CAA: CUxTazz
[10:10:50] ?TT: *fleeeeeeEEEEeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEE*
[10:10:53] CCT: >Victoria: Follow, staying hidden
[10:11:02] CCU: You follow.
[10:11:04] ?TT: TazzxTazz? Really, Modpack?
[10:11:06] ?TT: REALLY?
[10:11:10] CCU: ...Follow who?
[10:11:14] CAA: yes
[10:11:18] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo: [Completely illogical ship].
[10:11:20] CCC made AA an OP.
[10:11:22] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:11:22] CAA: APxTT
[10:11:35] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo: [I doubt it.].
[10:11:36] CCC made AA an OP.
[10:11:38] CCT: tAZZ And Blue
[10:11:39] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:11:39] CAA: no the character/player Tazz and person tazz
[10:11:50] CCT: Tazz and Blue
[10:11:59] CCU: You follow Tazz and Blue.
[10:12:00] CCU: Also.
[10:12:02] CCU: Modpack.
[10:12:09] CCU: Please stop the sihpping.
[10:12:11] CCU: *shipping.
[10:12:12] CAA: what!
[10:12:13] CCU: It's getting annoying.
[10:12:14] ?TT: And let this be a warning: If my name shows up in an unsanctioned ship, expect banhammer whacks.
[10:12:25] CCT banned ?TT from responding to memo: [Stop.].
[10:12:29] CCC made TT an OP.
[10:12:36] CCT: >Victoria: See what they're up to
[10:12:36] CAA: fIiIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIne
[10:12:43] CCU: You see what they're up to.
[10:12:51] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:12:51] ?TT: >Netpatham: Rejoice.
[10:12:51] CCU: They're having a candelight breakfast.
[10:12:53] CCU: It's morning time.
[10:13:10] CCU: Tazz is also now a shareholder for HMASBC.
[10:13:10] CCT: >Victoria: Find Engie
[10:13:16] CCU: You find Engie.
[10:13:19] CCU: All of him.
[10:13:22] CCU: His drones and his realself.
[10:13:24] CCU: What will you do?
[10:13:38] ?TT: >Potato.
[10:13:44] CCT: >Victoria: "Hello"
[10:14:03] ?TT: >Netpatham: Continue Sinking All The Ships
[10:14:03] CCU: You say that to nobody in particular.
[10:14:08] CCU: You haven't actually GONE to his location.
[10:14:10] CCU: Any of them.
[10:14:18] CCT: >Victoria: Go to true form engie.
[10:14:24] CCU: You go to true form Engie.
[10:14:34] CCU: You are so tiny that he doesn't notice you.
[10:14:35] CCU: Well.
[10:14:38] CCT: >Victoria:"Hello."
[10:14:39] CCU: In comparison to him, anyways.
[10:14:47] CCU: You say hello.
[10:14:54] CCU: Engie takes note.
[10:14:58] CCT: >Victoria:"Tazz is on a date with Blue."
[10:15:04] CCT: >Victoria:"Though you might want to know that."
[10:15:09] ?TT: >Netpatham: Decurse Blue.
[10:15:12] CCU: Engie rushes to the location of the date.
[10:15:23] ?TT: >Netpatham: interpose self
[10:15:24] CCT: >Victoria:Go to watch the show
[10:15:25] CCU: Netpatham does not exist!
[10:15:28] CCU: You go watch the show.
[10:15:32] ?TT: >Netpatham: Explain that Blue was recently cursed
[10:15:35] CCU: Except apparently the dinner is done and Blue denies it.
[10:15:45] CCU: Netpatham does not exist!
[10:15:50] ?TT: >Netpatham: Ponder how you don't exist when you obviously do.
[10:16:04] ?TT: >Being Gold Text and all.
[10:16:05] CCT: >Victoria:Be dissappointed.
[10:16:10] CCU: You are dissapointed.
[10:16:11] CCT: >Victoria:Remove course from her
[10:16:15] CCT: curse*
[10:16:16] CCU: You remove the curse.
[10:16:20] CCU: Blue blames you for it.
[10:16:20] ?TT: >Netpatham: Exist.
[10:16:28] CCT: >Victoria: Accept blame, laugh
[10:16:29] CCU: Netpathham does not exist!
[10:16:33] CCU: You accept the blame and laugh.
[10:16:39] CCU: Engie attacks you, but it does nothing.
[10:16:42] CCU: You're invincible.
[10:16:44] ?TT: >Netpatham: EXIST RETROACTIVELY AND DENY ALL ATTEMPTS TO CAUSE NONEXISTENCE
[10:16:45] CCU: He tries really hard.
[10:16:48] CCU: You fail!
[10:16:56] CCU: You have not existed retroactively in this alternate timeline where you cannot exist!
[10:17:08] CCT: >Victoria: "Calm down engie."
[10:17:13] ?TT: >Netpatham: Srew the rules! Exist anyway!
[10:17:18] CCT: >Victoria:"Don't wnat to destroy the universe."
[10:17:22] CCT: >Victoria:"Do you?"
[10:17:23] CCU: You being Netpatham and not Victoria/Chibi-Serena/Fseftr/CT.
[10:17:32] CCU: He listens slightly.
[10:17:36] CCU: He is no longer using universe-destroying power.
[10:17:43] CCU: Then again eh didn't start with that either.
[10:17:45] CCU: but he is still attacking you.
[10:17:52] CCU: Still doing nothing.
[10:17:58] CCT: >Victoria:"You do realize this isn't going to do anything."
[10:18:02] ?TT: >Netpatham: Hard-Light Wall in the way
[10:18:17] CCU: You say this.
[10:18:33] CCU: Engie fails to hear.
[10:18:45] ?TT: >Netpatham: Engie, please stop, thank you, if you must attack something attack the mechs.
[10:18:50] CAA gave AP voice.
[10:18:53] CCT: >Victoria:"Eh, do whatever you want." 
[10:19:00] CCU: Engie keeps attacking you.
[10:19:05] CCT: >Victoria:Teleport to Anachron.
[10:19:07] CCU: He is ingorable.
[10:19:11] CCU: You teleport to Anarchron.
[10:19:19] CCU: right into Amperzand.
[10:19:25] CCU: Amp ceases to exist.
[10:19:28] ?TT: >Netpatham: Point engie at the Mechs.
[10:19:31] CCT: >Victoria:Restore him
[10:19:35] CCU: You restore him.
[10:19:37] ?TT: >Netpatham: Get Stanley to retcon that!
[10:19:38] CCT: >Victoria:Cast love spell on him and Erelye
[10:19:43] CCU: You do so.
[10:19:44] ?TT: >The de-existing bit.
[10:19:52] CCU: THe two immediately go on a candelit date.
[10:19:59] ?TT: >Erelye: Yeah right.
[10:20:01] CCU: Engie is so weirded out by this that by the time he catches up to you he flees.
[10:20:07] CCU: You are only Victoria!
[10:20:09] CCU: NOthing else!
[10:20:11] CCU: You moron!
[10:20:13] ?TT: >Erelye: Have pre-decursed yourself.
[10:20:18] CCU: Stop commanding such things!
[10:20:30] CCT: >Victoria:Make all players fall in love with engie
[10:20:34] CCT: >Victoria:Except Blue
[10:20:40] CCU: You do that.
[10:20:44] ?TT: >Netpatham: Don't you DARE.
[10:20:50] ?TT: >Netpatham: Decurse yourself.
[10:20:56] CCU: Engie is suddenly weirded out by how everyone is attempting to hug him.
[10:21:04] CCU: Netpatham was not cured because he does not exist.
[10:21:08] CCU: I guess that is a plus to not existing?
[10:21:10] CCT: >Victoria:Watch in amusement
[10:21:16] CCU: You watch.
[10:21:31] ?TT: >HEX: Decurse everybody.
[10:21:33] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candlelit dinner with Blue
[10:21:36] CCU: HEX does nto exist!
[10:21:37] ?TT: >HEX: Exist here.
[10:21:38] CCU: You do so
[10:21:42] CCT: >Victoria: Taunt Engie
[10:21:43] CCU: HEX cannot exist here!
[10:21:46] CCU: You taunt Engie.
[10:21:52] ?TT: >HEX: Hack universe.
[10:21:53] CCU: Blue falls madly in love with you.
[10:21:59] CCU: HEX does not exit!
[10:22:02] CCU: *Exist!
[10:22:04] CCU: TT does not exist!
[10:22:14] CCU: TT needs to learn to stop trying to be important!
[10:22:17] ?TT: >HEX: Exist somewhere else.
[10:22:18] CCU: It's pissing me off!!
[10:22:22] CCU: No, seriously, it is.
[10:22:29] CCU: Back to the story.
[10:22:34] ?TT: Dude, stop trying to de-exist me then.
[10:22:35] CAA: >HEX: dont exist
[10:22:36] CCT: >Victoria: Visit Mainframe
[10:22:42] CCU: HEX fails to exist.
[10:22:46] CCU: You visit the mainframe.
[10:22:56] CCT: >Victoria: Talk to engie
[10:23:00] ?TT: >HEX: Suddenly cease having not existed.
[10:23:01] CCU: You are in the room where Project Manhattan is being built.
[10:23:11] CCU: YOu chat him up.
[10:23:12] CAA: >modpack: PUNCH HEX
[10:23:17] CCT: >Victoria: "Is project omnicide... actual omnicide?"
[10:23:18] CCU: You punch the nonexistent being.
[10:23:28] CCU: "What's Project Omnicide?"
[10:23:31] CCU: "I have Project Manhattan."
[10:23:36] CCU: Well, that is true.
[10:23:39] CCU: Of course, you knew that as well.
[10:23:45] ?TT: >HEX: /smite The_Idea_Modpack_Man
[10:23:57] CCT: >Victoria: "Okay, fine. Are you planning on killing everyone."
[10:24:02] CAA: >modpack: be unsmitable
[10:24:05] CCU: "Not yet."
[10:24:07] CAA: >modpack: DIGIVOLVE
[10:24:12] CCU: Modpack becomes un-smiteable.
[10:24:16] CCU: You DIGIVOLVE.
[10:24:24] CCU: You become yourself because you're already perfect.
[10:24:25] ?TT: >HEX: Be more powerful than that anyway.
[10:24:31] CCU: HEX fails to do so!
[10:24:33] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy project manhatten
[10:24:37] CCU: You do so.
[10:24:41] ?TT: >HEX: Obliterate Modpack.
[10:24:42] CCU: You are just making Engie really miserable aren't you.
[10:24:54] CCU: TT.
[10:25:00] CCU: You understand all your actions are failing so ridiculously.
[10:25:06] ?TT: Yup!
[10:25:07] CCU: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT NOW NOR EVER WILL BE NETPHATAM!
[10:25:19] CCU: That is in fact the only reason they are failing!
[10:25:20] CCT: >Victoria: Teleport Blue to Engie
[10:25:24] CCU: You are not NETPHATHAM!
[10:25:25] CCT: >Victoria: "Happy?"
[10:25:26] ?TT: Exactly how am I not the same thing.
[10:25:30] CCU: You teleport Blue to Engie.
[10:25:41] CCT: >Victoria: Pretend to leave, but really watch
[10:25:42] CCU: You control one character in this text adventure, like the others.
[10:25:47] CCU: You manage the above perfectly.
[10:26:03] CCU: You see things that nobody on the DTG2 memo will ever see.
[10:26:03] CCU: Ever.
[10:26:08] CCU: ...Now what?
[10:26:22] CCT: ...
[10:26:32] CAA: ?>destroy HEX
[10:26:33] ?TT: >Relate.
[10:26:39] CCT: >Victoria: Return to battlefield.
[10:26:46] CCU: You return to the Battlefield.
[10:26:53] CCU: AFter destroying HEX permanently.
[10:26:53] ?TT: >HEX: Destroy puny insect attempting to destroy you.
[10:27:07] CCU: The 'puny insect' is a creature with the powers of everyone in existence.
[10:27:09] CCU: INcluding yourself.
[10:27:14] ?TT: >Destroy it anyway.
[10:27:16] CCU: That, and you are NOT HEX.
[10:27:25] CCU: And HEX DOES NOT EXIST WITHIN THE DTG CANON!
[10:27:29] CCT: >Victoria: Make Richard fall in love with Scratch
[10:27:32] CCU: You do so.
[10:27:37] ?TT: And if HEX doesn't exist, then HOW ARE WE DESTROYING HIM REPEATEDLY?!
[10:27:44] CCU: THat's how epic your failing.
[10:27:45] CCT: >Victoria: Get a random name picker
[10:27:46] CCU: You are Victoria.
[10:27:49] CCU: You are NOTHING ELSE.
[10:27:50] CCT: >Victoria: Pair up people randomly
[10:27:54] CCT: >Victoria: Cast love spells
[10:27:55] CCU: You get a random name picker.
[10:27:58] CCU: Pair up people randomly.
[10:28:00] CCU: And cast love spells.
[10:28:04] CCU: You wind up with Tazz.
[10:28:16] CCU: Tazz appears to you in the exact same form you take, with the exact same power levels.
[10:28:17] CCU: Huh.
[10:28:22] CCT: >Victoria: Realize your GM is centered scum.
[10:28:25] CCU: Apparently he managed to succeed duplicating you.
[10:28:26] CCT: selfsentered
[10:28:33] CCU: You do.
[10:28:36] CCU: He admits as much.
[10:28:43] CURRENT abscondPeasant [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:28:43] CAP: Derp
[10:28:52] CAA: heyo
[10:28:56] CCU: Hello!
[10:28:59] CCU: Having computer troubles?
[10:29:01] CCT: >Victoria: Go on cutest chibi date ever.
[10:29:06] CAA: people, meet AP. AP, meet these nerds
[10:29:07] CCU: You go on the cutest chibi-date ever!
[10:29:20] CCU: it's adorable.
[10:29:24] CAP: Hallo, I'm confused as fudge
[10:29:31] CCU: Good.
[10:29:33] CCT: >Victoria: Chibi everyone! 
[10:29:36] CCU: You chibi everyone!
[10:29:44] CAA: i am as well
[10:29:49] CCU: They are now chibi-versions of themselves.
[10:29:52] CAA: this is some weird text adventure role play
[10:29:55] CAA: it is strange
[10:29:57] CCT: >Victoria: Examine chibi engie
[10:30:01] CAA: it happens a lot
[10:30:02] CCU: This does not make them omipotent nor omniscient.
[10:30:05] CCU: This just makes them chibi.
[10:30:07] CCU: You do so.
[10:30:11] CCU: He is a tiny but cute blob.
[10:30:14] CCU: With a blush sticker.
[10:30:16] CCU: Awwww.
[10:30:37] CCT: >Victoria: Examine chibi godmodder
[10:30:47] CCU: He's himself.
[10:30:48] CCU: But Chibi.
[10:30:49] ?TT: ...
[10:30:53] ?TT: I onder.
[10:30:55] ?TT: *wonder
[10:31:01] CCU: He glares at you angrily but knows who'd win in a fight.
[10:31:04] CCU: You.
[10:31:04] CAP: *creis* you guys don't speak English?
[10:31:07] ?TT: If Chibifying the Godmodder.
[10:31:09] ?TT: Would work.
[10:31:09] CCU: I do?
[10:31:10] CCU: I do.
[10:31:15] CCU: It might.
[10:31:16] CAA: we all do i think
[10:31:23] CCU: We got Squidmodder and Girlmodder.
[10:31:27] CCT: >Victoria: Chibify godmodder x2
[10:31:27] CCU: This would probably make him Chibimodder.
[10:31:31] CAA: oh wait are you joining in the rp
[10:31:33] CCU: YOu chibify the Godmodder again.
[10:31:34] CAA: use the > commands
[10:31:35] ?TT: We seem to speak English. Or Engrish in some cases.
[10:31:36] CCU: He is now Chibi to Chibi.
[10:31:36] CAA: if you are
[10:31:42] CAA: And "" for speaking
[10:31:43] CCU: He is now hyper-adorable.
[10:31:51] CAA: standard text adventure procedures
[10:31:52] CCU: This makes him no more powerful than before.
[10:31:58] ?TT: You ever read MSPA/Homestuck?
[10:31:59] CCT: >Victoria: Put him on your head.
[10:32:02] CCU: You do so.
[10:32:06] CCU: He's totally helpless against you.
[10:32:06] CCT: This is pesterchum, TT...
[10:32:29] ?TT: Yeah, but it's possible that, you know, it spreads as a chat client.
[10:32:34] CCT: >Victoria: Gift chibi chibi richard to tazz.
[10:32:38] CCU: You do so.
[10:32:40] CCU: He accepts it.
[10:32:42] CCU: Him.
[10:33:04] CCU: Not it.
[10:33:09] CCU: The Godmodder is not an it.
[10:33:12] CCU: It is a him.
[10:33:18] CCT: >Victoria: Ask how it's even possible that he duped me
[10:33:34] CCU: You're technically an inanimate object.
[10:33:40] CCU: It's possible.
[10:33:58] CCT: >Victoria: "I would like to think I'm above level 10 on the alchemy scale."
[10:34:11] CCU: "Yeah...But you're not a Spoil."
[10:34:12] CAA: TG is back whoo
[10:34:17] CCC made TG an OP.
[10:34:22] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:34:22] CTG: ￼
[10:34:23] CCU: "I think that's the only thing that prohibits it."
[10:34:26] CCU: Hello, TG.
[10:34:27] CCT: >Victoria: "But you can't dupe the banhammer..."
[10:34:28] CAA: Heyoooo
[10:34:30] CTG: Has anything happened in my abscence
[10:34:38] CCU: "The Godmodder wouldn't let us touch it!"
[10:34:39] CAA: text adventure
[10:34:42] CAA: AP has joined us kinda
[10:34:43] CCU: Yes.
[10:34:44] CCU: A lot.
[10:34:44] CCT: Victoria chibied everyone.
[10:34:50] CCU: Love shenanigans.
[10:34:51] CCT: The godmodder twice.
[10:34:56] ?TT: None of it makes any sense.
[10:35:01] CCU: Not trying to make sense.
[10:35:07] CTG: Okay
[10:35:09] CTG: I'm continuing the updop
[10:35:13] CTG: termnop
[10:35:15] CTG: ￼
[10:35:28] CAA: updop 
[10:35:30] CTG: You know technically it should be updop terminop
[10:35:36] CAA: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:35:39] CCT: >Victoria: Resolve to not let people dupe you in the future
[10:35:40] CAA: updop termnop
[10:35:45] CCT: >Victoria: Tell tazz to not let people dupe him
[10:35:48] CCU: You do so.
[10:35:53] CCU: "Will do."
[10:36:08] CCU: "I'd rather not see Pane become a Chibi-Serena Statue as well..."
[10:36:32] CCU: Now what?
[10:36:40] CCT: >Victoria: "If we're both omnipotent, are either of us omnipotent?"
[10:36:51] CCU: "Yes."
[10:36:53] CCU: "You know this."
[10:36:55] CCU: And indeed you do.
[10:37:11] CCT: >Victoria: Try to kill tazz.
[10:37:15] CCT: >Victoria: Just for science.
[10:37:19] CCU: You succeed.
[10:37:21] CCU: But it appears he let you.
[10:37:23] CCU: He respawns.
[10:37:27] CTG: /afk
[10:37:30] CCU: Plus, he went out of Chibi-Mode.
[10:37:35] CCT: >Victoria: "Don't let me."
[10:37:45] ?TT: >FOR SCIENCE!
[10:37:52] CCT: >Victoria: Try to kill tazz again.
[10:37:53] CCU: He goes back into Chibi mode.
[10:38:02] CCU: You [DATA EXPUNGED]
[10:38:05] CCU: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[10:38:08] CCU: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[10:38:10] CCU: [REDACTED]
[10:38:15] CCU: [IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND]
[10:38:24] CCU: [REMOVED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
[10:38:30] CCU: ...Well that was enlightening.
[10:38:34] ?TT: [X-SPONGED].
[10:38:35] CCU: You reset what you did.
[10:39:13] CCT: I gotta run from the NSA.
[10:39:16] CCT ceased responding to memo.
[10:39:19] CCU: Hrm.
[10:39:27] CCU: So now what?
[10:39:37] CCU: or shall you end your reign of being pushed around by those annoying voices now?
[10:39:44] ?TT: >Still Alive. Want You Gone.
[10:40:00] CCU: Everyone knew you were alive.
[10:40:10] CCU: But do you really want them gone?
[10:40:38] CCU: ...
[10:40:40] CCU: No response.
[10:40:44] ?TT: >*DAH! Dadeedoodoot dah daah*
[10:40:53] CCU: You, Victoria, go autonomous.
[10:40:55] CCU: Also.
[10:41:07] CCU: What hapened will include events in both games.
[10:41:09] CCU: So hoooraaaaay!
[10:41:36] CCU: Also.
[10:41:40] ?TT: How DID we get here from a DTG2 MEMO Text Adventure?!
[10:41:47] CCU banned CCU from responding to memo: [LE VANISH!!!].

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