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  1. Apparently this is canon now. -Cobalt
  2.  
  3. [08:11:34] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  4. [08:11:34] CCU: Hello!
  5. [08:11:38] CCU: Ready for Text Adventure?
  6. [08:11:46] CTT: Everyone is talking Text Adventure....
  7. [08:11:50] CTT made CU an OP.
  8. [08:11:54] CCU: sO.
  9. [08:11:58] CCU: Text adventure or no?
  10. [08:12:01] CCT: Let's have a DTG2 memo text adventure.
  11. [08:12:02] CCT: Tazz.
  12. [08:12:05] CCT: Host it.
  13. [08:12:05] CTT: How long would it take to activate a shield?
  14. [08:12:11] CTG: 
  15. [08:12:13] CCU: Um.
  16. [08:12:18] CTG: You've got one in your hard-light gun
  17. [08:12:30] CCU: | think he's already using it.
  18. [08:12:31] CTT: If one's not using one's Hard-Light Gun because it's on cooldown.
  19. [08:12:42] CCU: Also.
  20. [08:12:46] CCU: No on the DTG2 text adventure.
  21. [08:12:56] CCT: DTG2 memo text adventure.
  22. [08:12:59] CCT: Memo.
  23. [08:13:04] CTT: No. DOUBLE no.
  24. [08:13:06] CCU: Oh.
  25. [08:13:09] CCU: Well then.
  26. [08:13:10] CTT: TOO MUCH META
  27. [08:13:13] CCU: Which one?
  28. [08:13:17] CCU: The Pokemon or the MMO one?
  29. [08:13:29] CCU: They both fall under DTG2 Memo Text Adventures.
  30. [08:13:30] CCU: Hue.
  31. [08:13:30] CCT: No, I meant one about the DTG2 memo.
  32. [08:13:38] CCU: ...
  33. [08:13:47] CCU: You are the DTG2 Memo.
  34. [08:13:50] CCU: You live in Memoworld.
  35. [08:13:55] CCU: |t is a world of personified Memoes.
  36. [08:13:57] CCU: *memos.
  37. [08:14:02] CCU: What will you do?
  38. [08:14:07] CCT: Examine surroundings.
  39. [08:14:13] CCU: You examine your surroundings.
  40. [08:14:25] CCU: You notice a car speeding into your position at an alarmingly fast rate.
  41. [08:14:28] CCU: Before you can react, it hits you.
  42. [08:14:29] CCU: You die.
  43. [08:14:36] CCU: You were apparently on the middle of the stree.
  44. [08:14:38] CCU: *street
  45. [08:14:59] CCT: >Fseftr:Sue for copyright violation
  46. [08:15:11] CTG gave AP voice.
  47. [08:15:12] CCU: You do not sue because you are not Fseftr.
  48. [08:15:14] CCU: Nor did you copyrigh tit.
  49. [08:15:17] CCU: *copyright it.
  50. [08:15:25] CCU: Besides.
  51. [08:15:28] CCU: That was a joke.
  52. [08:15:28] CTT: >Netpatham: Flee before more cars happen. WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THAT
  53. [08:15:39] CCU: You got hit by an ΞLΞPHANT.
  54. [08:15:43] CCU: Why would | use cars?
  55. [08:15:44] CCU: Too mundane.
  56. [08:15:48] CTT: WB AP. We're being strange as per usual.
  57. [08:15:52] CCU: You respawn.
  58. [08:15:54] CCU: That's a thing.
  59. [08:15:55] CCU: You can do that.
  60. [08:15:58] CCT: Examine surrondings.
  61. [08:16:04] CCU: You are on the sidewalk this time.
  62. [08:16:09] CTT: And STAY AWAY FROM CARS
  63. [08:16:10] CCT: Check messages.
  64. [08:16:20] CCU: The car-no, ΞLΞPHANT-would have slammed into you does not.
  65. [08:16:23] CTT: Hi Generic!
  66. [08:16:24] CCU: |t keeps going along.
  67. [08:16:27] CTT made GG an OP.
  68. [08:16:30] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  69. [08:16:30] CGG: ...
  70. [08:16:38] CGG: best opening to a memo
  71. [08:16:40] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  72. [08:16:42] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  73. [08:16:44] CGG: um
  74. [08:16:54] CTG: What?
  75. [08:16:54] CGG: do you know who AP is
  76. [08:16:56] CTG: Yes.
  77. [08:17:00] CTG: He was on earlier
  78. [08:17:01] CTT: Memojumper.
  79. [08:17:03] CTG: He seemed interested in DTG
  80. [08:17:04] CTT: Who TALKS!
  81. [08:17:06] CCT: Check messages.
  82. [08:17:08] CGG: ah
  83. [08:17:09] CCU: Your contents include 5 people doign a text adventure on the DTG2 Memo personified.
  84. [08:17:10] CTG: He likes Minecraft too so there's that
  85. [08:17:12] CTT: Amazingly enough!
  86. [08:17:18] CTG: He/she
  87. [08:17:19] CTT: .....
  88. [08:17:21] CCU: You decide not to investigate.
  89. [08:17:23] CCU: It is too meta for you.
  90. [08:17:24] CTT: AUGH TAZZ META
  91. [08:17:29] CTT: *flees*
  92. [08:17:31] CCU: You will keep away from the recursive meta.
  93. [08:17:36] CCT: Visit your friend-memos
  94. [08:17:43] CCU: You don't have any.
  95. [08:17:45] CCU: You are FOREVER ALONE.
  96. [08:17:49] CCU: With the appropriate face to prove it.
  97. [08:18:05] CGG: wait are we doing a DTG2 memo text adventure
  98. [08:18:06] CCT: Speak with your contents.
  99. [08:18:08] CTT: MAKE friend-memos.
  100. [08:18:10] CTG: Yes we are.
  101. [08:18:10] CCU: You can't.
  102. [08:18:14] CGG: ...
  103. [08:18:14] CTT: Apparently so generic.
  104. [08:18:18] CCU: You are simply unable to do that
  105. [08:18:20] CGG: okay then
  106. [08:18:24] CCU: You make Friend Memos.
  107. [08:18:28] CCU: They befriend other people but not you.
  108. [08:18:35] CCT: Find a laptop.
  109. [08:18:37] CCU: It is because of your hidelously low PULCHRITUDE STAT, but of course.
  110. [08:18:42] CCU: Your best stat is VIM.
  111. [08:18:46] CTT: Get more pulchritude.
  112. [08:18:47] CCU: Imagination is meh.
  113. [08:18:53] CGG: use sapience to attempt banning somebody
  114. [08:18:56] CCT: Download pesterchum.
  115. [08:18:58] CCU: The only way to do that is to murder highly dangerous beasts!
  116. [08:19:00] CCU: Also.
  117. [08:19:03] CCU: Labtops do not exist in Memoworld.
  118. [08:19:15] CTT banned CGG from responding to memo: [The memo made me do it!!!!].
  119. [08:19:18] CCT: Find a computer.
  120. [08:19:25] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [admin abuse].
  121. [08:19:27] CCC made TT an OP.
  122. [08:19:33] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  123. [08:19:33] CTT: Buh...
  124. [08:19:34] CCU: There are no computers in Memoworld either.
  125. [08:19:36] CCU: Of any variety.
  126. [08:19:48] CCU: There are Holy Hand Grenades, though.
  127. [08:19:50] CCT: Find an IRC enabled typewriter.
  128. [08:19:58] CCU: You find a regular Typewriter.
  129. [08:20:02] CTT: Get Holy Hand Grenade.
  130. [08:20:04] CCC made GG an OP.
  131. [08:20:07] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  132. [08:20:07] CGG: ...
  133. [08:20:12] CCU: You find the Holy Hand Grenade on your person.
  134. [08:20:16] CCT: Connect typewriter to memonet
  135. [08:20:16] CTT: Count to one....two...five...
  136. [08:20:25] CCU: You idiot!
  137. [08:20:28] CTT: ... ... ...three!
  138. [08:20:34] CCU: You bigger idiot!
  139. [08:20:40] CCU: That's not how it works!
  140. [08:20:41] CTT: *throw Grenade at Tazz*
  141. [08:20:57] CCT: Invent computer.
  142. [08:20:59] CCU: You must first figure out the actual, sacred ceremony associated with using it.
  143. [08:21:07] CTT: Pull Pin.
  144. [08:21:09] CCU: Then you may use it as many times as you wish.
  145. [08:21:09] CCT: Invent internet.
  146. [08:21:11] CCU: You cannot!
  147. [08:21:15] CCU: IT refuses to budge!
  148. [08:21:17] CCT: Invent pesterchum.
  149. [08:21:22] CCU: Also, strange forces impede the progress of the text adventure!
  150. [08:21:24] CCU: Excuse me.
  151. [08:21:26] CTT: Pray for divine guidance.
  152. [08:21:48] CTT: *can't remember the exact steps why*
  153. [08:21:58] CCT: >Fseftr: Hijack Update Terminal
  154. [08:22:04] CURRENT abscondPeasant [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  155. [08:22:04] CAP: I'm back
  156. [08:22:12] CCT: You are now an elephant.
  157. [08:22:19] CCT: You are on a street in memoworld.
  158. [08:22:23] CCU: You fail!
  159. [08:22:26] CAP: *laughs* oh
  160. [08:22:27] CCU: To update the terminal!
  161. [08:22:28] CCU: Pleaes.
  162. [08:22:29] CTT: >Run down DTG2memo
  163. [08:22:34] CTT: AUGH
  164. [08:22:35] CCU: At least help.
  165. [08:22:44] CCU: Also, hello AP.
  166. [08:22:45] CGG: hey
  167. [08:22:47] CCU: I'm back.
  168. [08:22:49] CCU: I'm ready.
  169. [08:22:50] CTT: >Netpatham: GYAIUAGH
  170. [08:22:59] CCU: You fail to invent the computer or internet because you cannot.
  171. [08:23:05] CCU: You do not possess the knowledge.
  172. [08:23:05] CTT: Whyever not?
  173. [08:23:12] CCU: And any attempt to obtain it will result in failure.
  174. [08:23:19] CCU: And any hints that you might are red herrings.
  175. [08:23:22] CCU: You cannot invent the internet.
  176. [08:23:24] CCU: Please don't try.
  177. [08:23:36] CTT: Have this awesome idea to invent a calculating device....
  178. [08:23:37] CGG: ...
  179. [08:23:37] CCU: Going too meta will kill you.
  180. [08:23:44] CGG: try regardless and die
  181. [08:23:46] CTT: Darn it.
  182. [08:23:48] CCU: As in, ignore the respawn system and kill yourself.
  183. [08:23:50] CCU: That.
  184. [08:23:55] CCU: And you have no intention of doing that anyways.
  185. [08:23:56] CGG: GO SUPER META
  186. [08:24:00] CCU: What about the Pulchritude?!
  187. [08:24:04] CCU: You want friends, darnit!
  188. [08:24:09] CTT: Go MetaMeta.
  189. [08:24:11] CCT: Join a memo!
  190. [08:24:12] CCU: And theonly way to gain it is to murder HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
  191. [08:24:19] CCU: You try to, but the other memo runs off.
  192. [08:24:22] CCU: See?
  193. [08:24:26] CCU: No PUlchritude whatsoever!
  194. [08:24:37] CCT: Check for weapons.
  195. [08:24:44] CCU: You have YOUR FISTS.
  196. [08:24:47] CCU: They will suffice.
  197. [08:24:53] CCU: Your beefy VIM ensures this.
  198. [08:24:55] CTT: Hunt HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST with YOUR FISTS
  199. [08:24:57] CCT: Threaten other memo with FISTS.
  200. [08:25:13] CCU: You first hunt and successfully murder a HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST WITH YOUR FISTS.
  201. [08:25:17] CGG: don't do that last one
  202. [08:25:22] CTT: Hunt HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST with YOUR FISTS
  203. [08:25:23] CCU: CONGRADULATIONS! YOU HAVE SLAIN A HIGHY DANGEROUS BEAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!!
  204. [08:25:28] CCU: Shocking, isn't it?
  205. [08:25:29] CTT: Again.
  206. [08:25:32] CGG: gasp
  207. [08:25:38] CCU: Unfortunately you are going to have to do that more than you have HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
  208. [08:25:38] CTT: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
  209. [08:25:42] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  210. [08:25:46] CGG: hm
  211. [08:25:48] CCU: IF you want a Pulchritude big enough to actually make friends.
  212. [08:25:49] CGG: also
  213. [08:25:52] CTT: Duplicate HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEASTS.
  214. [08:25:56] CCU: You can't!
  215. [08:25:59] CCU: You can't even find another one.
  216. [08:26:00] CGG: awww
  217. [08:26:04] CTT: Do it ANYWAY.
  218. [08:26:10] CCU: You do find a EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY, though.
  219. [08:26:13] CCU: It is EXTREMELY LETHAL.
  220. [08:26:14] CGG: oh no
  221. [08:26:25] CGG: adopt puppy
  222. [08:26:36] CTT: Sure, adopt ELP
  223. [08:26:38] CCT: Punch with YOUR FISTS
  224. [08:26:40] CCU: You attempt to adopt it. Predictably, the EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY attacks you.
  225. [08:26:45] CCU: It instantly kills you.
  226. [08:26:47] CCU: You respawn.
  227. [08:26:55] CCU: Nice try, dunkass.
  228. [08:26:56] CTT: Auto-parry.
  229. [08:26:58] CCT: Sneak up of puppy.
  230. [08:27:00] CCT: on*
  231. [08:27:03] CCU: It has absconded.
  232. [08:27:08] CCU: Pitty.
  233. [08:27:09] CTT: Auto-parry.
  234. [08:27:09] CCU: *pity.
  235. [08:27:18] CCT: Punch other memos with YOUR FISTS
  236. [08:27:21] CCU: You cannot auto-parry when no attacks are heading your-OH MY GOODNESS ELEPHANT.
  237. [08:27:28] CTT: Auto-parry!
  238. [08:27:28] CCU: You Auto-Parry an incoming element by rolling out of the way.
  239. [08:27:34] CCU: That was close.
  240. [08:27:39] CCU: You were standing in the middle of the street again.
  241. [08:27:40] CGG: punch self
  242. [08:27:44] CCT: Punch Elephant with YOUR FISTS
  243. [08:27:44] CTT: Punch ELEPHANT
  244. [08:27:48] CCU: You injure yourself with your fists.
  245. [08:27:56] CCU: Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
  246. [08:28:03] CCU: You punch a parked ELEPHANT with your fists.
  247. [08:28:05] CCU: It explodes.
  248. [08:28:09] CCU: Eh.
  249. [08:28:10] CCU: Nobody will care.
  250. [08:28:18] CTT: Punch ALL the ELEPHANTS.
  251. [08:28:19] CTT: ....
  252. [08:28:29] CCU: You punch ALL the ELEPHANTS that aren't parked.
  253. [08:28:37] CTT: Wait is this Goat Simulator with HP and cars=elephants?
  254. [08:28:42] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency
  255. [08:28:46] CCU: Their meaty trunks and brutal tusks do not stop your MEMOWORLD FISTS.
  256. [08:28:50] CCU: And they are actual Elephants.
  257. [08:28:56] CTT: And MSPAstats?
  258. [08:28:57] CTT: ...
  259. [08:28:58] CCU: You literally drive them.
  260. [08:28:59] CTT: The.
  261. [08:29:01] CCU: LIke cars.
  262. [08:29:06] CCU: MEMOWORLD.
  263. [08:29:08] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency
  264. [08:29:13] CCU: IT'S NOT LIKE THE REAL WORLD.
  265. [08:29:17] CCT: Punch ELEPHANTS into exintiction with YOUR FISTS
  266. [08:29:18] CCU: Elephants are not alive.
  267. [08:29:23] CCU: They just seem to be such.
  268. [08:29:24] CTT: CRAZY SINCE 29i!
  269. [08:29:29] CGG: oh
  270. [08:29:32] CCU: THsu you have no murderous tendancies and cannot make elephants extinct.
  271. [08:29:35] CCU: It is weird.
  272. [08:29:40] CCU: To you.
  273. [08:29:46] CCU: But to YOU, the DTG2 MEMO?
  274. [08:29:47] CCT: Destroy all ELEPHANTS with YOUR FISTS
  275. [08:29:48] CCU: NOT SO MUCH.
  276. [08:29:49] CGG: contemplate murderous tendency regarding beasts
  277. [08:29:55] CCU: You destroy every ELEPHANT not in use with YOUR FISTS.
  278. [08:30:00] CCU: You need Pulchritude.
  279. [08:30:04] CCU: Thusly you murder them.
  280. [08:30:06] CTT: KILL part of self contemplating MURDEROUS TENDENCIES.
  281. [08:30:07] CCU: Such is the way of life.
  282. [08:30:16] CCU: CT?
  283. [08:30:20] CCT: Ye.
  284. [08:30:26] CCU: May I 'kill' the part of self contemplating MURDERIOUS TENDANCIES?
  285. [08:30:27] CGG: contemplate destructive tendencies regarding elephants
  286. [08:30:29] CCT: Check Pulchritude.
  287. [08:30:34] CCU: *MURDEROUS
  288. [08:30:38] CCU: IT is still pathetic.
  289. [08:30:40] CCT: Stop hitting yourself.
  290. [08:30:41] CCU: Ace Dick had more Pulchritude.
  291. [08:30:41] CTT: *TENDENCIES
  292. [08:30:42] CCT: Forever.
  293. [08:30:46] CCU: And Ace Dick had negative Pulchritude.
  294. [08:30:49] CCU: You think.
  295. [08:30:54] CTT: ...LOLDERP
  296. [08:30:58] CTT: :faceplam:
  297. [08:31:03] CGG: contemplate destructive tendencies regarding elephants
  298. [08:31:08] CTT: Faceplam.
  299. [08:31:12] CCU: You cease to listen to the aquamarine text.
  300. [08:31:16] CCU: It's just spamming now.
  301. [08:31:19] CCU: You HATE spammers.
  302. [08:31:26] CCT: Find other punable things.
  303. [08:31:28] CGG: it was a legitimate command
  304. [08:31:29] CTT: Is that GG or...
  305. [08:31:29] CCT: punchable*
  306. [08:31:35] CGG: that was being ignored
  307. [08:31:41] CTT: Faceplam.
  308. [08:31:45] CCU: You find another HIGHLY DANGEROUS BEAST.
  309. [08:31:50] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [no memes].
  310. [08:31:51] CCC made TT an OP.
  311. [08:31:57] CGG: also it scrolled off my screen
  312. [08:31:58] CCT: Punch.
  313. [08:31:58] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  314. [08:31:58] CTT: MURDER it with YOUR FISTS.
  315. [08:32:09] CCU: You murder it with your fists.
  316. [08:32:11] CCU: That was easy.
  317. [08:32:13] CGG: sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  318. [08:32:16] CTT: Then CEASE NOT ALLOWING MEMES.
  319. [08:32:20] CCT: Punch every living thing on Memoworld.
  320. [08:32:24] CCT: Excpet yourself.
  321. [08:32:36] CCU: You attempt to do so!
  322. [08:32:40] CGG: do not do that
  323. [08:32:43] CCU: Your next target is an EXTREMELY LETHAL PUPPY.
  324. [08:32:46] CCU: Predictably you are slain.
  325. [08:32:47] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  326. [08:32:48] CCU: You also respawn.
  327. [08:32:50] CCU: Derp.
  328. [08:32:51] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  329. [08:32:51] CTT: CEASE NOT ALLOWING MEMES.
  330. [08:32:53] CCU: You stop attempting to do so.
  331. [08:33:07] CTT: Then FACEPLAM.
  332. [08:33:12] CGG: cease listening to gold text
  333. [08:33:15] CCT: Find and keep hidden from puppy.
  334. [08:33:23] CCT banned CTT from responding to memo: [meme free zone].
  335. [08:33:26] CCC made TT an OP.
  336. [08:33:29] CCU: You find the Puppy. You really shouldnt' have, though, as the Puppy finds you.
  337. [08:33:31] CCU: You die yet again.
  338. [08:33:35] CCU: You respawn yet again.
  339. [08:33:39] CCU: Yet another stupid death.
  340. [08:33:39] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  341. [08:33:39] CTT: Cease listening to light blue tet!
  342. [08:33:42] CTT: *text!
  343. [08:33:45] CCU: Aquamarine text?
  344. [08:33:48] CCU: You already have.
  345. [08:33:53] CGG: it isn't aquamarine
  346. [08:33:55] CCT: Punch other memo with YOUR FISTS.
  347. [08:34:09] CCU: You attempt to, but your low Pulchritude makes it run off before you can get into swinging distance.
  348. [08:34:11] CGG: this is aquamarine
  349. [08:34:16] CCU: It is much faster than you and you cannot pursuit.
  350. [08:34:16] CCU: ...
  351. [08:34:21] CTT: Cease listening to it.
  352. [08:34:21] CGG: and it is way too bright
  353. [08:34:29] CCU: You already have.
  354. [08:34:32] CCT: Sneak up on other memo and punch with YOUR FISRS
  355. [08:34:38] CCU: You're considering not listening to the golden text either.
  356. [08:34:42] CTT: *YOUR FISTS/
  357. [08:34:47] CCU: You attempt to sneak. Your shitty Pulchritude curses you yet again.
  358. [08:34:53] CCU: He hears you and absconds.
  359. [08:34:54] CCU: Darnit.
  360. [08:34:56] CTT: Cease considering not listening to the gold text.
  361. [08:35:05] CCU: You cease listening to gold Text.
  362. [08:35:12] CCT: Just punch something with YOUR FISTS
  363. [08:35:20] CCU: You punch the CHIBI-SERENA STATUE with YOUR FISTS.
  364. [08:35:22] CCU: ...
  365. [08:35:23] CGG: ...
  366. [08:35:24] CCU: Wait, what?
  367. [08:35:28] CCU: THe CHIBI-SERENA STATUE?
  368. [08:35:37] CTT: What the CROSSOVER is it doing here?
  369. [08:35:46] CCT: Punch TAZZ with YOUR FISTS
  370. [08:36:00] CCU: You decide to start listening to gold text.
  371. [08:36:05] CCU: If it means Blue text isn't the only one posting.
  372. [08:36:10] CURRENT competentComputationalist [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  373. [08:36:10] CCC: >>I was about to tell you to do that.
  374. [08:36:11] CCU: You have no idea on why it's here
  375. [08:36:13] CCU: But it IS.
  376. [08:36:13] CCC: >>Oh well.
  377. [08:36:18] CGG banned CCC from responding to memo: [no].
  378. [08:36:23] CTT banned CCC from responding to memo: [ABSCOND!].
  379. [08:36:35] CCU: What will you do?
  380. [08:36:42] CCT: Punch Fourth Wall with YOUR FISTS
  381. [08:36:48] CCU: You officiall disregard blue text.
  382. [08:36:51] CTT: Don't ever not listen to gold text.
  383. [08:36:52] CCU: Only gold text may command you.
  384. [08:36:55] CCU: For now.
  385. [08:37:02] CCU: gold text better not get pushy.
  386. [08:37:17] CCU: Or think it's too special to think that you won't ignore it in the future if it does get too pushy.
  387. [08:37:25] CCU: NOw, what to do about the CHIBI-SERENA STATUE?
  388. [08:37:27] CCT: >Gold Text: Get pushy.
  389. [08:37:34] CTT: No.
  390. [08:37:37] CTT: I refuse.
  391. [08:37:42] CCU: ?
  392. [08:37:43] CCU: Refuse what?
  393. [08:37:50] CCU: Gold text must be referring to some other text.
  394. [08:37:51] CTT: To get pushy.
  395. [08:37:54] CCU: Ah.
  396. [08:37:55] CCU: Well.
  397. [08:37:58] CCU: Now what will you do?
  398. [08:38:02] CCU: The statue is RIGHT THERE!
  399. [08:38:07] CTT: Blue Text attempted to order me to do so.
  400. [08:38:14] CCU: STOP FOCUSING ON BLUE TEXT THEN.
  401. [08:38:16] CCU: NOW ORDER THE MEMO!
  402. [08:38:18] CTT: Divide CHIBI-SERENA STATUE by CUCUMBER.
  403. [08:38:22] CCU: You cannot.
  404. [08:38:25] CCU: Wait.
  405. [08:38:27] CCT: >Gold Text: Place all attention on me.
  406. [08:38:29] CCT: All of it.
  407. [08:38:30] CCU: Maybe you can...
  408. [08:38:34] CCU: ...Nope.
  409. [08:38:35] CCU: Can't.
  410. [08:38:44] CCU: Namely because you don't know what this CUCUMBER is.
  411. [08:38:58] CCU: ...
  412. [08:39:15] CTT: >Blue Text: Cease.
  413. [08:39:21] CCU: > Gold Text: Ignore blue text.
  414. [08:39:24] CCU: You do so.
  415. [08:39:34] CTT: >Gold Text: Listen to yourself.
  416. [08:39:37] CCU: Otherwise the GM would get annoyed that you're focusing on it.
  417. [08:39:39] CCU: And not the GM.
  418. [08:39:46] CCU: And then do railroading.
  419. [08:39:46] CCT: >Camo Text: Be ignored by Gold Text
  420. [08:39:49] CTT: Hi there TT.
  421. [08:39:55] CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  422. [08:39:55] CTT: yo
  423. [08:40:00] CCT: Who are you.
  424. [08:40:04] CCT: Generic?
  425. [08:40:06] CTT: no
  426. [08:40:08] CTT: Who're you? Don't remember which player is that handle...
  427. [08:40:13] CTT: why would you think that
  428. [08:40:17] CTT: i'm gutza
  429. [08:40:19] CTT: clearly
  430. [08:40:23] CTT: Oh?
  431. [08:40:27] CCU: Hrm.
  432. [08:40:29] CTT: Hi generic.
  433. [08:40:29] CTT: no
  434. [08:40:34] CTT: dunkass
  435. [08:40:35] CCU: Seriously.
  436. [08:40:37] CCU: What will you do?
  437. [08:40:39] CGG: what
  438. [08:40:42] CCU: The Chibi-Serena Statue is right there.
  439. [08:40:50] CGG: poke chibi-serena
  440. [08:40:54] CTT: Take CHIBI-SERENA STATUE
  441. [08:40:54] CCU: ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE?
  442. [08:41:01] CTT: just sit there
  443. [08:41:02] CCU: You poke it. Nothing happens, but you didn't poke it in the eyes.
  444. [08:41:04] CCU: You then take it.
  445. [08:41:09] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Switch your colour back.
  446. [08:41:11] CTT: poke statue in eyes
  447. [08:41:11] CCU: You sense it works differnetly here.
  448. [08:41:20] CCU: You can only use it once.
  449. [08:41:21] CGG: ugh
  450. [08:41:22] CGG: fine
  451. [08:41:27] CCU: But there is no allur eand effects are permanent.
  452. [08:41:31] CCU: *allure and.
  453. [08:41:36] CCT: >Grey Text: Reveal who you are.
  454. [08:41:40] CTT: no
  455. [08:41:46] CTT: i am clearly hex
  456. [08:41:47] CTT: again
  457. [08:41:51] CCT: >Grey Text: Reveal who you are or get banned.
  458. [08:41:55] CCU: You poke the statue in the eyes.
  459. [08:41:56] CTT: it's
  460. [08:41:59] CGG: me
  461. [08:42:01] CCU: Your gaze is locked onto it.
  462. [08:42:01] CTT: again
  463. [08:42:07] CGG: duh
  464. [08:42:09] CCU: As it flies out of your grasp.
  465. [08:42:25] CCT: >Camo Text: Wonder if it's camo or cameo
  466. [08:42:29] CTT banned CTT from responding to memo: [GYAIIIIDERP].
  467. [08:42:30] CCU: "Hello, I am the Chibi-Serena Statue! Upon activation, you shall become me, forever! Do you wish this?"
  468. [08:42:35] CGG: ...
  469. [08:42:38] CGG: no
  470. [08:42:42] CTT: Not yet.
  471. [08:42:44] CCT: >Torquoist Text: Stop idling.
  472. [08:42:50] CGG: ?
  473. [08:42:55] CCU: "Oh, OK!"
  474. [08:42:56] CGG: oh
  475. [08:42:57] CGG: CA
  476. [08:43:00] CCU: It vanishes back into your inventory.
  477. [08:43:01] CGG: CA
  478. [08:43:04] CCU: CA.
  479. [08:43:05] CCU: CA
  480. [08:43:06] CCU: CA
  481. [08:43:08] CCT: >Black Text: Join DTG2
  482. [08:43:18] CCU: That text isn't black!
  483. [08:43:19] CGG: no such person exists
  484. [08:43:22] CCU: That's a very dark green!
  485. [08:43:29] CCU: Mixed with some brown.
  486. [08:43:29] CTT: >Blue Text: What Black Text>
  487. [08:43:32] CTT: *?
  488. [08:43:42] CCT: >Green/Brown Text: Join DTG2
  489. [08:43:50] CGG: ...
  490. [08:43:57] CCU: You cannot order that command!
  491. [08:43:58] CCT: >Green/Brown Text: Actually be Generic.
  492. [08:43:59] CTT: >Blue Text: Stop ordering other texts around.
  493. [08:44:01] CCU: You must let him decide.
  494. [08:44:07] CGG: cerulean text: quit being pushy
  495. [08:44:12] CCU: You are officially starting to get annoyed by all the bickering.
  496. [08:44:12] CGG: also that isn't me
  497. [08:44:17] CGG: he was on before me
  498. [08:44:19] CCU: You have a TEXT ADVENTURE TO GET TO.
  499. [08:44:19] CGG: qed not me
  500. [08:44:24] CTT: AP is not generic.
  501. [08:44:36] CCU: If the next command is not an order that pertains to you.
  502. [08:44:43] CTT: Memo: Run PxR adventure.
  503. [08:44:44] CCU: You will immediately be railroaded.
  504. [08:44:50] CCU: PxR?
  505. [08:44:51] CCT: >Cameo Text: Railroad
  506. [08:44:52] CGG: memo: stop existing
  507. [08:44:57] CCU: You don't know what that is.
  508. [08:45:09] CCU: You decide to just get on with whatever weird desire the GM has.
  509. [08:45:12] CCU: You poke the eyeballs again.
  510. [08:45:14] CTT: Memo: Ask Green Text. He probably knows....
  511. [08:45:16] CCU: On the Chibi-Serena Statue.
  512. [08:45:23] CCU: "Hello, I am the Chibi-Serena Statue! Upon activation, you shall become me, forever! Do you wish this?"
  513. [08:45:32] CCU: This time you say yes.
  514. [08:45:32] CGG: no
  515. [08:45:36] CCU: You are now Chibi-Serena Statue.
  516. [08:45:37] CCU: Forever.
  517. [08:45:38] CGG: noooooooooooooooooooooo
  518. [08:45:40] CTT: ......
  519. [08:45:41] CCT: >Cameo Text: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
  520. [08:45:42] CCU: You have asked for a railroad.
  521. [08:45:46] CCU: There.
  522. [08:45:47] CCU: You got one.
  523. [08:45:53] CCT: >Cameo Text: Be Killer GM
  524. [08:45:53] CGG: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  525. [08:45:58] CCU: ....
  526. [08:45:58] CTT: :faceplam:
  527. [08:45:58] CCU: No?
  528. [08:46:00] CCU: Nah.
  529. [08:46:07] CCU: Cameo text doesn't feel like it.
  530. [08:46:16] CTT: :faceplam:
  531. [08:46:22] CCT: >Cameo Text: Chibify everyone.
  532. [08:46:24] CGG banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Cameo text: Stop running text adventure].
  533. [08:46:29] CTT: HAHAHA
  534. [08:46:39] CTT: LOLOLOLOLDERP
  535. [08:46:41] CGG:
  536. [08:46:41] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  537. [08:46:41] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  538. [08:46:43] CTT made CU an OP.
  539. [08:46:44] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  540. [08:46:44] CCU: Cameo Text: return.
  541. [08:46:50] CCU: | accidentally clicked the wrong button.
  542. [08:46:53] CCU: So yeah.
  543. [08:46:54] CGG:
  544. [08:46:54] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  545. [08:46:54] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  546. [08:46:56] CCU: STOP LAUGH|NG!
  547. [08:46:58] CCT banned CGG from responding to memo: [>Cameo Text: Abuse admin powers].
  548. [08:47:00] CCC made GG an OP.
  549. [08:47:01] CCU banned CTT from responding to memo: [bam!].
  550. [08:47:03] CCC made TT an OP.
  551. [08:47:04] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  552. [08:47:04] CGG: ....
  553. [08:47:06] CCU: ...missed!
  554. [08:47:08] CCU: WRONG D|RΞCT|ON!
  555. [08:47:14] CGG: lol
  556. [08:47:17] CGG:
  557. [08:47:18] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  558. [08:47:18] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  559. [08:47:19] CCT banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Came Text: Stop missing.].
  560. [08:47:23] CGG: sorry
  561. [08:47:27] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  562. [08:47:27] CCU: ...
  563. [08:47:28] CGG: will stop now
  564. [08:47:29] CCT banned CGG from responding to memo: [>Came Text: Stop spamming.].
  565. [08:47:30] CCC made GG an OP.
  566. [08:47:32] CTT banned CCU from responding to memo: [>Gold Text: Retaliate anyway.].
  567. [08:47:33] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  568. [08:47:33] CCU: Resuming Text Adventure.
  569. [08:47:35] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  570. [08:47:35] CGG: ...
  571. [08:47:39] CGG: nope
  572. [08:47:44] CCU: You are still Chibi-Serena Statue.
  573. [08:47:49] CCU: You are now like this forever.
  574. [08:47:53] CCU: Now what?
  575. [08:48:00] CTT made CU an OP.
  576. [08:48:09] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  577. [08:48:09] CTT: Be really confused.
  578. [08:48:14] CCU: There's no reason to.
  579. [08:48:16] CCU: You're omniscient.
  580. [08:48:17] CCT: >Cameo Text: Give up.
  581. [08:48:20] CTT: DO IT ANYWAY.
  582. [08:48:24] CCU: You can't control the texts!
  583. [08:48:26] CCU: You dunkass.
  584. [08:48:30] CCU: They're beyond your control.
  585. [08:48:33] CCU: |t's the one thing that is.
  586. [08:48:37] CCU: Well.
  587. [08:48:38] CCU: OK.
  588. [08:48:39] CCU: Nothing is.
  589. [08:48:43] CTT: Use omniscience to figure out a way to control the texts.
  590. [08:48:53] CCU: You have mind-control powers.
  591. [08:48:55] CCU: You really have all the powers.
  592. [08:49:02] CCU: You can use them whenever.
  593. [08:49:06] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Be controlled by DTG2 Memo
  594. [08:49:16] CCU: You are now the Aquamarine Text.
  595. [08:49:19] CCU: OK.
  596. [08:49:20] CTT: Mind-Control Cameo Text to run the PxR adventure...
  597. [08:49:24] CCU: You are controlling him.
  598. [08:49:32] CCU: There is no PxR adventure!
  599. [08:49:36] CCU: Or at least.
  600. [08:49:37] CTT: Except, there is no Aquamarine Text to control!
  601. [08:49:42] CCU: Not one that isn't on PxR!
  602. [08:49:42] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Post in DTG2 memo.
  603. [08:49:52] CCU: You do so.
  604. [08:49:54] CCU: |n doing so.
  605. [08:49:59] CCU: You reveal that your memo is slightly alternate.
  606. [08:50:01] CTT: >Gold Text: Remind everyone that THERE IS NO AQUMARINE TEXT.
  607. [08:50:05] CCU: So the memo typing upt this text.
  608. [08:50:11] CCU: |sn't the memo who's text you're contorting.
  609. [08:50:12] CCU: Weird.
  610. [08:50:15] CCU: But not to you.
  611. [08:50:18] CCU: Just everyone else.
  612. [08:50:21] CTT: >Except it is>
  613. [08:50:22] CCU: Now what?
  614. [08:50:23] CTT: >?
  615. [08:50:25] CTT: >?
  616. [08:50:36] CCT: >Cameo Text: Be controlled by DTG2Memo
  617. [08:50:39] CTT: (*?)
  618. [08:50:42] CTT: >?
  619. [08:50:43] CCU: Well.
  620. [08:50:51] CCU: You are the Chibi-Serena Statue.
  621. [08:50:55] CTT: >EVERYONE: Cease Meta.
  622. [08:51:01] CGG ceased responding to memo.
  623. [08:51:05] CCU: But you do so.
  624. [08:51:07] CCU: You now control Cameo text.
  625. [08:51:08] CCU: Kind of.
  626. [08:51:14] CCU: He's also kind of controlling you back, though.
  627. [08:51:17] CTT: >EVERYONE: Cease Meta.
  628. [08:51:19] CCU: So you still need the text.
  629. [08:51:25] CTT: >YAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
  630. [08:51:26] CCU: Good news is he'll be more leniant.
  631. [08:51:37] CCU: For some reason you are geting the urge to ban the gold text.
  632. [08:51:39] CCT: >Cameo Text: Kill Gold Text
  633. [08:51:42] CCU: A very strong, fierce urge.
  634. [08:51:43] CCU: You do so.
  635. [08:51:47] CTT: >Gold Text: Be AOP
  636. [08:51:51] CCU banned CTT from responding to memo: [INSTAND DEAF!].
  637. [08:51:53] CCT: >Cameo: Kill Blue Text.
  638. [08:51:56] CCC made TT an OP.
  639. [08:52:06] CCU: Cameo text cannot kill Blue Text.
  640. [08:52:07] CTT banned CCU from responding to memo: [Admin Abuse].
  641. [08:52:24] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  642. [08:52:24] CCU: |t is too high-ranked.
  643. [08:52:29] CCT: >DTG Memo: Kill Blue Text
  644. [08:52:39] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Use omnipotence.
  645. [08:52:40] CCU: the Blue Text |S the DTG Memo.
  646. [08:52:42] CCU: ...Wait, what?!
  647. [08:52:51] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  648. [08:52:51] CTT: >That is False.
  649. [08:52:53] CCU: CT is THΞ DTG2 MΞMO?!
  650. [08:53:00] CTT: >Compeltely.
  651. [08:53:01] CCU: THis means that CT is the CH|B|-SΞRΞNA STATUΞ!
  652. [08:53:06] CCU: SHΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞT.
  653. [08:53:10] CTT: >Illuminati!
  654. [08:53:11] CCU: ...
  655. [08:53:12] CCU: Now what?
  656. [08:53:14] CTT: >Illuminati!
  657. [08:53:23] CCU: You use your Omnipotence.
  658. [08:53:25] CCU: ...
  659. [08:53:26] CCU: How so?
  660. [08:53:31] CTT: >Illuminati!
  661. [08:53:38] CCU: Shut it, Gold Text.
  662. [08:53:44] CTT: >No!
  663. [08:53:50] CCU: You are not helping this serious text adventure.
  664. [08:53:56] CCU: Saying '|lluminati' does nothing!
  665. [08:53:58] CCT: >Ban Blue Text
  666. [08:53:59] CTT: >Seriously?
  667. [08:54:06] CCT: >DTG Memo*
  668. [08:54:08] CCU: You ban Blue text in an alternate memo where Blue text is not the owner.
  669. [08:54:20] CCU: Because that would otherwise be impossible.
  670. [08:54:21] CCU: Besdies.
  671. [08:54:22] CCU: Banning yourself?
  672. [08:54:25] CCU: That would be weird.
  673. [08:54:27] CCU: Oh.
  674. [08:54:32] CURRENT genericGamer [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  675. [08:54:32] CGG: computer crashed
  676. [08:54:34] CCU: Well, you can consider Aquamarine to be a shade of blue...
  677. [08:54:41] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Kill Author
  678. [08:54:44] CTT: >Blue Text: Draw Gold Text an Awesome Mecha.
  679. [08:54:51] CCU: You do both of those things.
  680. [08:54:58] CCU: Being who you are, murdering the Author is an easy peasy task.
  681. [08:55:09] CTT: >All texts: Draw Gold Text an Awesome Mecha.
  682. [08:55:16] CTT: >640*400.
  683. [08:55:16] CCU: As for the Gold Text's request, you decide to one-up it and just straight up give the Gold Text an awesome mecha.
  684. [08:55:18] CTT: I think.
  685. [08:55:23] CCU: that's better than a drawing.
  686. [08:55:34] CTT: >Gold Text: Take Picture of Awesome Mecha.
  687. [08:55:36] CCT: >Blue Text: Make mecha un photgraphable
  688. [08:55:40] CCU: You do so.
  689. [08:55:43] CCU: Trololololololololo!
  690. [08:55:51] CCU: Gold Text cannot photograph it.
  691. [08:55:55] CCU: Nor can anyone else.
  692. [08:56:03] CCU: Uesful if you want to do some crimefighting against other humonguous mecha users.
  693. [08:56:03] CCT: >Serena Statue: Photograph it.
  694. [08:56:05] CTT: >Gold Text: Ninja'ed Blue Text, therefore CAN photograph Awesome Mecha.
  695. [08:56:16] CCU: You cannot ninja the Blue Text.
  696. [08:56:21] CTT: >I just did.
  697. [08:56:23] CCU: The blue text |S the Chibi-Serena Statue.
  698. [08:56:29] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  699. [08:56:30] CTT: >I still did.
  700. [08:56:31] CCU: |t can do it before you can click the camera.
  701. [08:56:38] CCU: |t could have already done it, in theory.
  702. [08:56:39] CTT: >Empirical evidence.
  703. [08:56:50] CCU: | can just say screw you.
  704. [08:56:54] CCT: >BLUE TEXT: REVEAL SELF T0 BE B1LL
  705. [08:56:56] CTT: >I know.
  706. [08:56:56] CCU: |n any case.
  707. [08:57:00] CGG: no
  708. [08:57:02] CCU: You photograph it.
  709. [08:57:10] CTT: >Oh FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
  710. [08:57:12] CCU: CT is the Chibi-Serena Staute, who is also bill.
  711. [08:57:13] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
  712. [08:57:16] CCU: Well.
  713. [08:57:18] CCU: OK THEN.
  714. [08:57:24] CCU: That's done.
  715. [08:57:26] CCU: Now what?
  716. [08:57:32] CCT: >Bill: Destroy Contract
  717. [08:57:36] CTT: >Be a Potato
  718. [08:57:37] CCU: You cannot!
  719. [08:57:40] CCU: It seems to be empoewred by...
  720. [08:57:46] CCU: ...Yourself?!
  721. [08:57:50] CTT: Order MAJJYKS!!!!!!
  722. [08:57:52] CCT: >Bill:Destroy self!
  723. [08:57:54] CCT: Wait.
  724. [08:57:56] CTT: (As well)
  725. [08:58:04] CCT: >Bill:Destroy Order Majjks.
  726. [08:58:06] CCU: It seems that signing the signature empowered the contract to bind yourself.
  727. [08:58:10] CCU: It is now stronger than you.
  728. [08:58:16] CGG: ...
  729. [08:58:24] CCU: It is a direct tap of your power.
  730. [08:58:31] CCU: It can only be used to enforce the contract, mercifully.
  731. [08:58:38] CTT: >Bill: BONP Contract.
  732. [08:58:40] CCT: >Bill: Send all parties of contract one year forward in time
  733. [08:58:44] CCU: You can't!
  734. [08:58:47] CCU: That would be interfearing!
  735. [08:58:52] CCU: The contract would stop you.
  736. [08:59:02] CCU: Then empower the nearest Universe Eater to levels beyond you.
  737. [08:59:03] CTT: >Bill: Realize that Time Shenanigans are still Time Shenanigans and thus do not count.
  738. [08:59:04] CCU: That would end poorly.
  739. [08:59:12] CCU: You will not mess with it.
  740. [08:59:18] CCU: In any case.
  741. [08:59:20] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Realize you are the contract.
  742. [08:59:23] CCU: Though you absolutely hate to admit it.
  743. [08:59:31] CGG: no
  744. [08:59:32] CCU: You give the slightest respect to those who healed you.
  745. [08:59:33] CTT: >Bill: Send All People forward One Year.
  746. [08:59:36] CCU: You cannot!
  747. [08:59:39] CGG: that's stupid
  748. [08:59:41] CCU: That would be considered direct interferance!
  749. [08:59:44] CCU: That woudl break the contract!
  750. [08:59:51] CCT: >Aquamarine Text: Realize you are the contract.
  751. [08:59:55] CTT: >Bill: Send SELF forward one year.
  752. [08:59:57] CCU: You will not do any order that woudl break the contract.
  753. [08:59:58] CGG: no
  754. [08:59:59] CCU: You do that.
  755. [09:00:05] CCU: Of course.
  756. [09:00:08] CCU: You have to wait for the war to end.
  757. [09:00:15] CCT: >Bill:Idle until then.
  758. [09:00:18] CTT: >Then come back from the future and interfere all you want.
  759. [09:00:23] CCU: That was the deal instead of being banned from the Trifecta for a year.
  760. [09:00:34] CCU: You idle.
  761. [09:00:36] CCU: doing nothing.
  762. [09:00:38] CCU: For one second.
  763. [09:00:42] CCU: Then realize that's stupid.
  764. [09:00:45] CCU: Idling is no longer a valid command.
  765. [09:00:49] CCU: Or anything else that would just waste time.
  766. [09:00:54] CCU: YOU ARE A BUSY PERSON WITH ULTIMATE POWER.
  767. [09:00:57] CCU: In the body of a really cute girl.
  768. [09:00:58] CTT: >Go Forward In Time Until Contract Is Finished.
  769. [09:01:01] CCU: IN chibi-form.
  770. [09:01:03] CTT: >...
  771. [09:01:04] CCU: You can't!
  772. [09:01:06] CTT: >...
  773. [09:01:07] CTT: >...
  774. [09:01:09] CCT: >Bill: Learn to knit.
  775. [09:01:12] CTT: ==>
  776. [09:01:16] CCU: You already have learned!
  777. [09:01:22] CTT: ==>
  778. [09:01:23] CCU: You know everything due to being Chibi-Serena Statue!
  779. [09:01:27] CCU: You ignore the Gold Text.
  780. [09:01:31] CCU: It is highly irrelevant and just kind of spammy.
  781. [09:01:34] CCT: >Bill: Interfere with Tazz's other text adventures
  782. [09:01:35] CCU: And pushy.
  783. [09:01:37] CTT: >THIS IS A VALID COMMAND.
  784. [09:01:39] CCU: You do so.
  785. [09:01:48] CTT: >YAIRAHBLBLBL.
  786. [09:01:50] CCU: You give the protagonist of the MMO a Chibi-Serena Statue SELF.
  787. [09:01:58] CCT: >Bill: SELF?
  788. [09:01:58] CCU: Which is basically a Chibi-Serena Statue autonomous of the typical one.
  789. [09:02:07] CCU: They now share a hive mind.
  790. [09:02:09] CCU: As for the other one.
  791. [09:02:33] CCU: You dip in and create a Pokemon of unparralelled potential.
  792. [09:02:41] CCU: EVen you think you might have outdone yourself there.
  793. [09:02:42] CCU: As in.
  794. [09:02:42] CTT: *unparallelled
  795. [09:02:45] CCU: The thing is stronger than you.
  796. [09:02:45] CCC made TG an OP.
  797. [09:02:49] CTG made CU an OP.
  798. [09:02:51] CTG made GG an OP.
  799. [09:02:55] CCU: You then put it in a Timer Ball and give it to the protagonist.
  800. [09:02:59] CCT: >Bill: Question how that's possible.
  801. [09:02:59] CCU: AKA Victoria.
  802. [09:03:00] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  803. [09:03:00] CTG: Has AP talked at all?
  804. [09:03:03] CCU: Yes.
  805. [09:03:04] CCU: He has.
  806. [09:03:04] CCT: Yes.
  807. [09:03:06] CCU: A little.
  808. [09:03:08] CTG: Oh, okay.
  809. [09:03:09] CCU: You don't.
  810. [09:03:10] CTT: >Bill: Attempt to Interfere in Everyone Vs. Everybody. Then Get Eaten By Godhead.
  811. [09:03:12] CCU: You are omnipotent.
  812. [09:03:16] CTG: What did they say?
  813. [09:03:17] CCU: BUt if the contract can outdo you.
  814. [09:03:21] CCU: Then so can other things.
  815. [09:03:26] CCU: You do so.
  816. [09:03:38] CCU: You send down an immensely powerful bolt of lightning in the EvE thread!
  817. [09:03:46] CCT: >Bill: Sink Twinmobile
  818. [09:03:53] CTT: >>*sigh*
  819. [09:03:53] CCU: It will instnatly destroy an entity that is not Godhead.
  820. [09:03:55] CTG: NO.
  821. [09:04:00] CCU: You then allow yourself to be eaten by Godhead.
  822. [09:04:07] CTG: > Bill: Don't sink Twinmobile.
  823. [09:04:07] CCU: You cannot destroy the Twinmobile because that would break the contract.
  824. [09:04:10] CTG: YES.
  825. [09:04:17] CTT: >>*politely ignore giant bolt of lightning from nowhere*
  826. [09:04:19] CCU: You do say high, though.
  827. [09:04:26] CTG: high
  828. [09:04:26] CCT: >Bill: Mess with Twin harmlessly.
  829. [09:04:29] CTG: high
  830. [09:04:35] CCU: Yes.
  831. [09:04:35] CCU: High.
  832. [09:04:36] CCU: Not hi.
  833. [09:04:38] CCU: High.
  834. [09:04:39] CCU: Hue hue.
  835. [09:04:44] CCU: That's about as good as it can get.
  836. [09:04:45] CTG: Heu.
  837. [09:04:46] CCU: A simple high.
  838. [09:04:50] CTG: Heu heu heu.
  839. [09:04:58] CTG: 
  840. [09:04:59] CCT: >Bill: Say high to everyone in reality.
  841. [09:05:07] CCU: You do.
  842. [09:05:09] CCU: Everyone hears your message.
  843. [09:05:33] CCU: It isn't counting as breach of the contract.
  844. [09:05:37] CCT: >Bill: Defeat Employer
  845. [09:05:45] CCU: That would count as breaching the contract.
  846. [09:05:51] CCU: ...Maybe?
  847. [09:05:56] CCU: He seems to project an anti-omniscience field.
  848. [09:06:04] CCT: >Bill: Defeat Lord English
  849. [09:06:11] CCU: Done!
  850. [09:06:18] CCU: You defeat an alternate-timeline LE.
  851. [09:06:24] CCU: That's A-OK.
  852. [09:06:28] CCU: He's dead for good.
  853. [09:06:33] CCU: You did use the requisit temporal glitches.
  854. [09:06:37] CCU: Now what?
  855. [09:06:52] CCT: >Bill: Make deal with Twinbuilder
  856. [09:06:58] CCU: You can't!
  857. [09:07:00] CCU: Not until the end of the war.
  858. [09:07:04] CCU: Though you do have a good one...
  859. [09:07:07] CTT: Can he not???
  860. [09:07:08] CCU: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
  861. [09:07:14] CCT: >Bill: Yell at Twinbuilder to end war.
  862. [09:07:21] CCU: You do so.
  863. [09:07:36] CCU: "Hey, I'm trying to!
  864. [09:07:42] CCU: Narrative forces prevent your progress again.
  865. [09:07:43] CCU: BRB.
  866. [09:08:07] CTG: For the record, I am trying to.
  867. [09:09:05] CTT: Hmmmmmm. Would Retroactivator && Potion make a Retroactive Potion of (x)?
  868. [09:09:13] CTT: Is Retroactivator a thing?
  869. [09:09:20] CTT: It should be a thing.
  870. [09:09:29] CTG: What the hell is a Rectroactivator.
  871. [09:09:36] CTT: I have no clue.
  872. [09:09:41] CTT: I think the Tachyon Gun uses one.
  873. [09:09:43] CTG: Then why did you...
  874. [09:09:44] CTG: ._.
  875. [09:09:45] CCT banned CCA from responding to memo: [no idling zone].
  876. [09:13:01] CCA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  877. [09:13:02] No external channel messages (#DTG2)
  878. [09:13:02] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Pesterchum memo for Destroy the Godmodder 2! Rules and Info: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  879. [09:13:02] CGG: k
  880. [09:13:07] CTT made CA an OP.
  881. [09:13:19] CCU: You are still Ascended Bill Cipher who is still the Chibi-Serena Statue who is still ceruleanTotality who is still fseftr.
  882. [09:13:22] CCU: What will you do?
  883. [09:13:28] CCT: >Twinbuilder: Start relationship with updop termop
  884. [09:13:38] CGG: resume being dtg memo
  885. [09:13:40] CCU: You use mindcontrol to force Twinbuilder to do exactly that.
  886. [09:13:46] CCU: You hadn't really stopped.
  887. [09:13:50] CCU: But you are also all of those other things on top of that.
  888. [09:14:10] CTG: I then hijack this game because THIS IS STUPID
  889. [09:14:18] CCU: Shit!
  890. [09:14:20] CCT: >Twinbuilder: Go on candlelit dinner with updop termop
  891. [09:14:21] CGG: gtg
  892. [09:14:23] CTG: I stop my relationship with the Updop Termnop because the Updop Termnop isn't even a thing.
  893. [09:14:26] CGG ceased responding to memo.
  894. [09:14:32] CTG: It's just a meme, and memes are only in the mind.
  895. [09:14:32] CCU: Twinbuilder is attempting to hijack the game because the relationship was stupid!
  896. [09:14:37] CTG: The Update Terminal is real, though.
  897. [09:14:42] CTT: WHAT WILL COME NEXT!
  898. [09:14:46] CTG: But I would never have a relationship with it because that's stupid too.
  899. [09:14:47] CCA: ((Wait, Twin, so I can make any element from any universe with the Element's Maker?))
  900. [09:14:50] CCU: Even though he is still in love with the updop termop.
  901. [09:14:54] CTG: And you can't force me too because this is made from SCP-148.
  902. [09:14:59] CTG: The Twinmobile, I mean.
  903. [09:15:05] CTG: ((Yes, technically.))
  904. [09:15:11] CCT: >Bill: Be inside Twinmobile
  905. [09:15:13] CCU: ((SCP-148? What's that?))
  906. [09:15:18] CCU: You are already there.
  907. [09:15:18] CTT: >Twin: Realize that that is actually probably a bad thing.
  908. [09:15:20] CCU: In hiding.
  909. [09:15:23] CTT: ((Look it up.))
  910. [09:15:25] CTG: Telekill alloy.
  911. [09:15:33] CTG: Prevents people from doing mind shenanigans.
  912. [09:15:35] CTT: Also steals your brainpower.....
  913. [09:15:36] CCA: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148
  914. [09:15:48] CTG: I modified it.
  915. [09:15:51] CCT: >Bill: Place hand on forehead of Twinbuilder
  916. [09:16:02] CTT: KKden.
  917. [09:16:02] CTG: What would that accomplish
  918. [09:16:13] CTT: >Bill: THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
  919. [09:16:25] CCU: You do that.
  920. [09:16:25] CTG: I stop hijacking the text adventure.
  921. [09:16:26] CCU: He does not notice.
  922. [09:16:27] CTG: Boop.
  923. [09:16:32] CCU: Considering that you have absolute time powers.
  924. [09:16:39] CCT: >Bill: Steal Twinbuilder's true love, Scratch.
  925. [09:16:40] CTG: That is, unless you guys do something that requires me to step in.
  926. [09:16:42] CCU: And everything's still frozen in time as usual.
  927. [09:16:44] CTG: ...
  928. [09:16:53] CTG: No one knows where Scratch is
  929. [09:17:08] CCT: >Bill: Continue being omniscient
  930. [09:17:22] CTT: >Scratch: Know where you are.
  931. [09:17:36] CTT: >Scratch: Show up in DTG2 Memo
  932. [09:18:01] CCT: >Scratch: Reveal self to be Richard
  933. [09:18:27] CCU: You do so.
  934. [09:18:30] CCU: You are.
  935. [09:18:33] CCU: You find him instantly.
  936. [09:18:36] CCU: He is in various points in time.
  937. [09:18:44] CCU: Not all of them fit chronologically.
  938. [09:19:00] CCU: One in 2056 is 'earlier' than the one in Alpha Homestuck.
  939. [09:19:01] CCU: As in.
  940. [09:19:03] CCU: Standard Homestuck.
  941. [09:19:12] CTT: >Be really confused.
  942. [09:19:14] CCT: >Bill: Unfreeze time
  943. [09:19:15] CCU: You aren't.
  944. [09:19:17] CCU: You're Omniscient.
  945. [09:19:18] CCU: You do so.
  946. [09:19:24] CCU: Now what?
  947. [09:19:37] CCT: >Bill: Have candlelit dinner with Twinbuilder
  948. [09:19:40] CTT: >Dark Green Text: Be Clear on who this "You" person is.
  949. [09:19:41] CCU: You can't!
  950. [09:19:46] CCU: That would be breakign teh contract!
  951. [09:19:50] CCU: *breaking the.
  952. [09:19:57] CTT: Twiinnnnnn Y U POST NAO?!
  953. [09:20:01] CCT: >Bill: You are not interdereing with the war.
  954. [09:20:09] CCU: Plus, even though you could be either gender and currently take the form of a 1-foot tall Chibi girl, it's doubtful.
  955. [09:20:17] CCU: You are, though.
  956. [09:20:24] CTG: I am.
  957. [09:20:26] CTG: So.
  958. [09:20:27] CCU: You relaly hate how surprisingly restricting this is!
  959. [09:20:38] CTG: What.
  960. [09:20:44] CTG: AP
  961. [09:20:47] CCU: Why are there two AbscondPesants?!
  962. [09:20:52] CTG: Why is there suddenly two of you
  963. [09:20:56] CTT: POTATO
  964. [09:21:03] CTT: THAT'S WHY
  965. [09:21:09] CTG: -_-
  966. [09:21:12] CCU: ...
  967. [09:21:19] CTT: *_*
  968. [09:21:28] CCU: You are still the Chibi-Serena Statue, kind of more-so than you are Bill Cipher.
  969. [09:21:36] CCU: You are still CT, who is still fseftr as well.
  970. [09:21:39] CCU: Now what will you do?
  971. [09:21:40] CCT: >Bill: Use chibiness to distract Twinbuilder.
  972. [09:21:50] CCU: You don't really need to.
  973. [09:21:51] CCU: Nor can you.
  974. [09:21:52] CCU: Again.
  975. [09:21:54] CCU: Contract.
  976. [09:21:59] CTT: abscondPeasant5...vs regular abscondPeasant....
  977. [09:22:04] CCT: >Bill: Brutually murder onboard duck.
  978. [09:22:05] CCU: FIGHT!
  979. [09:22:08] CCU: You can't!
  980. [09:22:09] CTT: >Internet: Flame War.
  981. [09:22:10] CTG: NO
  982. [09:22:15] CTG: I quickly spring to life.
  983. [09:22:16] CCU: The duck is one of the most important beings in the war!
  984. [09:22:24] CTG: Even though Bill's aura stops time for all present, I somehow begin to move.
  985. [09:22:27] CCU: That would break the contract six ways to sunday!
  986. [09:22:31] CCU: You cannot kill the duck!
  987. [09:22:33] CTT: I shall stick to my guns here...
  988. [09:22:34] CCU: Plus, why would you?
  989. [09:22:35] CTG: I leap out of my seat and grab the duck, securing it.
  990. [09:22:35] CTT: >Internet: Flame War.
  991. [09:22:36] CCU: You enjoy it.
  992. [09:22:41] CCT: >Bill:Use chibiness to distract duck.
  993. [09:22:45] CCU: You cannot!
  994. [09:22:49] CTG: "Bill! What do you think you're doing?"
  995. [09:22:53] CCU: Interacting with the Duck, or Twin by proxy, is impossible!
  996. [09:22:58] CCU: AS per the contract!
  997. [09:23:02] CTG: "Even though this technically isn't affecting the war."
  998. [09:23:05] CTG: "Hmm."
  999. [09:23:06] CCU: You would really want to do so!
  1000. [09:23:07] CTT: >INTERNET: FLAME WAR ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1001. [09:23:10] CTG: "I guess we could have a conversation?"
  1002. [09:23:12] CCT: >Bill: Ask how Twinbuilder knows it's him.
  1003. [09:23:17] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1004. [09:23:20] CTG: "And that really wouldn't change anything."
  1005. [09:23:22] CTT: Narrrative POWERS
  1006. [09:23:24] CCU: You ask how you know it's Bill.
  1007. [09:23:35] CTG: "Because you have several of the powers of Bill."
  1008. [09:23:38] CCU: Despite the fact that you are currently a one-foot tall Chibi-Serena STatue that is totally gold and in no way even looks like Bill.
  1009. [09:23:43] CCU: ...Yes.
  1010. [09:23:45] CTG: "You're bound to a contract, you're omniscient, and you have time powers."
  1011. [09:23:51] CTT: GYAIGUAGHAUIGHAIUAHGIUAGHIAUGHAIGUHAGUIHAGIUAGHIGAUHGAIUAGHIUGAHAGIUHAGIUAGHIAGUHAGIUAGH
  1012. [09:23:56] CTG banned CTT from responding to memo.
  1013. [09:23:59] CCC made TT an OP.
  1014. [09:24:03] CTG: Please stop.
  1015. [09:24:06] CCU: You're only bound to a contract because you try to be bill.
  1016. [09:24:06] CCT: >Bill: Pretend to be Victoria
  1017. [09:24:14] CCU: You don't have to pretend.
  1018. [09:24:15] CCU: You technically are.
  1019. [09:24:16] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1020. [09:24:16] CTT: >CTT: Be REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
  1021. [09:24:24] CCU: Really, you're tecnically everyone.
  1022. [09:24:26] CCU: IN all reality.
  1023. [09:24:33] CCT: >DTG2 Memo: Stop being Bill.
  1024. [09:24:36] CTT: ....Why are there 54 abscondPeasants?
  1025. [09:24:37] CCU: It was only because you chose to be Bill in particular that you decided to be bound by it.
  1026. [09:24:40] CCU: You no longer feel you are Bill.
  1027. [09:24:43] CCU: You are now Victoria.
  1028. [09:24:50] CCU: You will not gain ALLURE for this.
  1029. [09:24:54] CCT: >Victoria: Talk to Twinbuilder
  1030. [09:24:56] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1031. [09:24:59] CCU: You chat him up.
  1032. [09:24:59] CTG: Oh, so now Bill's gone.
  1033. [09:25:00] CTG: Er.
  1034. [09:25:13] CTG: "Hi? Who are you, exactly?"
  1035. [09:25:15] CCU: If you want to get really technical, you are technically everything.
  1036. [09:25:16] CCU: At once.
  1037. [09:25:20] CCU: Including Twin.
  1038. [09:25:20] CTT: See why I tend to TYPE OUT SCREAMS OF FRUSTRATION?
  1039. [09:25:28] CCU: Yes.
  1040. [09:25:31] CCU: Now stop doing that immediately.
  1041. [09:25:32] CTG: ((Tazz.))
  1042. [09:25:36] CCT: >Victoria: Be as non Twin as possible
  1043. [09:25:37] CTG: ((I know you keep track of this.))
  1044. [09:25:43] CTG: ((How much is Armed and Dangerous?))
  1045. [09:25:45] CCT: In order to have actual conversation with him
  1046. [09:25:48] CTG: ((In terms of Sacred Items.))
  1047. [09:25:51] CTT: NO! ARRARARAGHAGHA.
  1048. [09:25:53] CCU: You keep to doing that.
  1049. [09:25:56] CTG banned CTT from responding to memo.
  1050. [09:25:59] CCU: ((4 Elf Tears and 4 Hog Slop.))
  1051. [09:26:00] CCC made TT an OP.
  1052. [09:26:08] CTG: ((Thanks.))
  1053. [09:26:11] CCT: >Victoria: Distract Twin with chibiness
  1054. [09:26:16] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  1055. [09:26:16] ?TT: >Everyone: Go to ?.
  1056. [09:26:17] CCU: ((Maybe you should include the Sacred Item values in the old Echeladder?))
  1057. [09:26:18] CCU: You do so.
  1058. [09:26:21] CCU: Your Chibiness allows it.
  1059. [09:26:28] CCU: It is extremely powerful chibi-ness.
  1060. [09:26:32] CCU: He is totally enthralled by you.
  1061. [09:26:36] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1062. [09:26:44] CCT: >Victoria: Slap him.
  1063. [09:26:46] CCU: You slap him.
  1064. [09:26:50] CCU: He is still enthralled by you.
  1065. [09:27:02] CCU: You have him in a nigh-unbreakable chibi-hold.
  1066. [09:27:06] CCU: You can release him, of course.
  1067. [09:27:11] CCT: >Victoria: Release him
  1068. [09:27:13] CCU: You release him.
  1069. [09:27:24] CCU: He doesn't really understand you slapped him.
  1070. [09:27:32] CCU: The Duck flies onto his shoulder.
  1071. [09:27:41] CCT: >Victoria: Slap duck
  1072. [09:27:44] ?TT: Eh, Twin? How coe the ACNTT can attack things other than Chuck Norris?
  1073. [09:27:46] CCU: You slap the duck.
  1074. [09:27:48] CCU: "AFLAC!'
  1075. [09:27:49] CCU: *"
  1076. [09:27:50] CCU: Oh.
  1077. [09:27:52] CCU: It's THAT duck.
  1078. [09:27:56] CTG: Because it's the ACNTT.
  1079. [09:28:04] ?TT: If any regular Turret can only....Oh yes, the TANK bit.
  1080. [09:28:06] CTG: It's the most powerful Turret in existence.
  1081. [09:28:16] CCU: I thought Turrets didn't have any poewr difference?
  1082. [09:28:18] CCU: Or at least.
  1083. [09:28:20] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candelit dinner with Twinbuilder
  1084. [09:28:23] CCU: The Anti-Thing turrets that godmodders use?
  1085. [09:28:30] CCU: only difference being number deployable per battle?
  1086. [09:28:33] CCU: As per the guide you wrote?
  1087. [09:28:42] CCU: ((Not in an IC way))
  1088. [09:28:46] CCU: You go do that immediately.
  1089. [09:29:05] CCU: You two enjoy yourselves very well.
  1090. [09:29:13] CCU: You have now instigated VictoriaXTwin as a ship.
  1091. [09:29:13] CTG: Where did I say that?
  1092. [09:29:17] CTG: Also guys
  1093. [09:29:17] CCU: In the guide.
  1094. [09:29:24] CCU: The DTG Gamefaqs Guide.
  1095. [09:29:25] CTG: Notice how AP's handle is counting down backwards from 5
  1096. [09:29:26] CTG: First it was 5
  1097. [09:29:29] CTG: Then 54
  1098. [09:29:31] CTG: And now 543
  1099. [09:29:34] ?TT: Now 543....
  1100. [09:29:39] CCU: Next it's 5432, isn't it?
  1101. [09:29:40] CCU: Hrm.
  1102. [09:29:41] ?TT: What next, 5432?
  1103. [09:29:45] CCU: Maybe we know him?
  1104. [09:29:51] CCU: As someone other than AP?
  1105. [09:29:56] CCU: Or maybe he's just doing that becaues?
  1106. [09:29:59] CCU: You don't know.
  1107. [09:30:10] CCT: >Victoria: Know age of Twinbuilder
  1108. [09:30:17] CCU: Yet you, the Chibi-Serena STatue AKA Victoria AKA Fseftr AKA CT.
  1109. [09:30:20] ?TT: By the way, my headcannnon for the ACNTT being able to attack something else? That extra T kinda helps.
  1110. [09:30:22] CCU: You know his age.
  1111. [09:30:22] CCU: Already.
  1112. [09:30:44] CCU: You know everything about everything.
  1113. [09:30:47] CCT: >Victoria: Realize you are a ten year old girl
  1114. [09:30:53] CTG: Can I have a link to where I said that thing about the Turrets
  1115. [09:30:55] CCT: >Victoria: Sink ship.
  1116. [09:30:57] CCU: That hasnt' stopped being a thing or anything.
  1117. [09:31:03] CCU: You sink the ship.
  1118. [09:31:05] CCU: Maybe when you're older.
  1119. [09:31:10] CCU: Of course.
  1120. [09:31:13] CCU: You could just age yourself.
  1121. [09:31:26] CCT: >Victoria: Become Twin's age.
  1122. [09:31:30] CCU: While still looking like you do now.
  1123. [09:31:31] CCU: You do so.
  1124. [09:31:34] CCU: You still look like you're ten.
  1125. [09:31:36] CCU: Well.
  1126. [09:31:48] CCT: >Victoria: Save ship.
  1127. [09:31:52] CCU: You still look like the Goldne Chibi-statue representation of a 10-year old girl.
  1128. [09:31:54] CCU: You save the ship.
  1129. [09:31:59] CCU: Repair it.
  1130. [09:32:01] CCU: Good as new!
  1131. [09:32:15] ?TT: Also, I concur with Tazz, that Turrets can ONLY attack the thing that they're designed to attack.
  1132. [09:32:19] ?TT: And that you said that.
  1133. [09:32:20] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1134. [09:32:21] ?TT: Twin.
  1135. [09:32:24] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG for his opinion of the ship.
  1136. [09:32:40] ?TT: WAA
  1137. [09:32:42] CTG: Oh, it's pretty good.
  1138. [09:32:52] CTG: It's exactly what I asked for, that's for sure.
  1139. [09:33:13] CCT: >Victoria: Clarify you did not mean the Twinmobile
  1140. [09:33:23] CCU: You clarify such.
  1141. [09:33:28] CCU: You meant the VictoriaXTwin ship.
  1142. [09:33:31] CCT: TG
  1143. [09:33:34] CTG: Oh.
  1144. [09:33:39] CTG: Hmm.
  1145. [09:33:40] ?TT: >Twin: FINISH UPDOP
  1146. [09:33:49] CTG: I guess it's [REDACTED]
  1147. [09:34:03] CCT: >Victoria: Unredact that.
  1148. [09:34:23] CCU: ((Twin: http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/Gamefaqs_Guide_to_DTG2#.5B4.4.5D_The_Turrets))
  1149. [09:34:31] CCU: ((Wait.))
  1150. [09:34:34] CCU: http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/Gamefaqs_Guide_to_DTG2#.5B4.4.5D_The_Turrets
  1151. [09:34:36] CCU: There.
  1152. [09:34:39] CCU: THat link probably won't break.
  1153. [09:34:41] CCU: Also.
  1154. [09:34:43] CTG: Thanks.
  1155. [09:34:43] CCU: You unredact it.
  1156. [09:34:48] ?TT: [REDACTED]? Hmm, yeah, I suppose. Of course it's kinda [REDACTED], but then again its [REDACTED]ness kind of helps with the [REDACTED] that the [REDACTED] causes....
  1157. [09:34:48] CCU: It says 'ALMOST FINISHED.'
  1158. [09:34:56] CCU: Understandable.
  1159. [09:35:16] CCT: >Victoria: Understand what almost finished means
  1160. [09:35:24] CCU: You do.
  1161. [09:35:27] CCU: It means he finds it OK.
  1162. [09:35:48] CCT: >Victoria: Celebrate
  1163. [09:35:55] CCU: You celebrate!
  1164. [09:36:03] CCT: TG, how old is Twin IC
  1165. [09:36:21] CTG: Hmm.
  1166. [09:36:36] ?TT: He's [REDACTED] years old, obviously.
  1167. [09:36:40] CTG: Let's say 16-18.
  1168. [09:37:04] CCU: OK.
  1169. [09:37:06] CCU: With that out of the way.
  1170. [09:37:07] CCT: >Victoria: Gift Twinbuilder Deudly Magnum
  1171. [09:37:07] CCU: Now what?
  1172. [09:37:18] CCU: You duplicate him a Deudly Magnum for his personal use.
  1173. [09:37:23] CCU: As a bonus.
  1174. [09:37:25] CCU: it has infinite ammo.
  1175. [09:37:26] CTG: ...
  1176. [09:37:30] CCU: Scratch can suck it.
  1177. [09:37:33] CTG: Does this count in the actual thread?
  1178. [09:37:40] ?TT: Totes should.
  1179. [09:37:42] CCU: Does it?
  1180. [09:37:44] CCU: Perhaps?
  1181. [09:37:47] CCT: >Victoria: Suggest it counts if you think it should
  1182. [09:37:49] ?TT: You're GM, dude.
  1183. [09:37:53] CCU: You do such.
  1184. [09:37:54] CTG: Hmm.
  1185. [09:38:12] CCU: You also suggest he could just put it in a safe in case it breaks the OP scale open like an egg.
  1186. [09:38:15] CTG: I'll decide in a minute.
  1187. [09:38:21] CTG: Have to do something first
  1188. [09:38:22] CCU: Not everyone is so power that the OP Scale doesn't bother wtih them.
  1189. [09:38:27] CCU: *powerful
  1190. [09:38:40] CCT: >Victoria: Travel through time at the rate of one second per second
  1191. [09:38:46] CCU: You're already doing that.
  1192. [09:38:51] CCU: Wait.
  1193. [09:38:53] CCU: Well.
  1194. [09:38:54] CCU: now you are.
  1195. [09:39:13] CCT: >Victoria: Teleport Twin's ship to be closer to Godcraft.
  1196. [09:39:14] CCU: You now make time equate to standard time pacing in the section of the void you are currently in.
  1197. [09:39:21] CCU: This speeds up the journey considerably.
  1198. [09:39:24] CCU: You do that as well.
  1199. [09:39:25] CTG: Nah, I wont.
  1200. [09:39:28] CTG: It's too OP.
  1201. [09:39:32] CTG: I lock the magnum in a safe.
  1202. [09:39:52] CCT: >Victoria: Suggest you make the ship canon anyways
  1203. [09:40:11] CCU: You make it canon.
  1204. [09:40:14] CCU: This will have effects later.
  1205. [09:40:19] CCT: >Victoria: Give Twinbuilder an one ammo Deudly Magnum, in the hopes it isn't too OP
  1206. [09:40:25] CCU: You do that as well.
  1207. [09:40:34] CCU: As it is a Spoil, it will not be OP enough to trip the aformentioned scale.
  1208. [09:40:43] CCU: This time, you take it from the idle PitTheAngel.
  1209. [09:40:55] CCT: >Victoria: Alert TG to his gift
  1210. [09:41:03] CCU: You do so.
  1211. [09:41:03] CCU: Though.
  1212. [09:41:07] CCU: You hadned it right into his hands.
  1213. [09:41:08] CTG: ...
  1214. [09:41:09] CCU: So that should be obvious.
  1215. [09:41:30] CTG: I take it.
  1216. [09:41:38] CCT: >Victoria: Fix self destruct sequence of ship.
  1217. [09:41:45] ?TT: Duplicate the Spoil.
  1218. [09:41:49] CTG: Actually, don't do that.
  1219. [09:41:54] CTG: Spoils can't be duplicated, either.
  1220. [09:41:55] CCU: It wasn't on to begin with.
  1221. [09:42:03] CCU: Nor was it malfunctioning.
  1222. [09:42:04] CTG: He means fix it so it can't be activated.
  1223. [09:42:09] CTG: Because I disabled it, IIRC.
  1224. [09:42:13] CTG: I mean so it CAN be activated.
  1225. [09:42:14] CTG: Sorry.
  1226. [09:42:22] CCU: You do not see a problem with it.
  1227. [09:42:25] CCU: It functions perfectly fine.
  1228. [09:42:36] CCU: You CAN duplicate the spoil.
  1229. [09:42:38] CCU: Because you are Omnipotent.
  1230. [09:42:44] CCU: Good enough to freeze the Godmodder in time.
  1231. [09:42:51] CCU: THe OP scale doesn't even bother with you.
  1232. [09:42:53] CCU: Too strong for it.
  1233. [09:43:00] CCU: If it tried it would annihilate itself.
  1234. [09:43:02] CCU: And that would be worse.
  1235. [09:43:09] CCU: You could easily duplicate millions.
  1236. [09:43:11] CCT: >Victoria: Give TG a potato.
  1237. [09:43:17] CTG: I didn't make the OP Scale.
  1238. [09:43:19] CTG: So I'm bound to it.
  1239. [09:43:24] CTG: Just like everyone else.
  1240. [09:43:28] CCT: >Victoria: Feed bread to duck.
  1241. [09:43:28] CCU: The OP scale isn't so kind to Twin.
  1242. [09:43:29] CTG: And besides, it's a rule of the game.
  1243. [09:43:47] CCU: But it ignores YOU, Chibi-Serena Statue AKA Victoria AKA CT AKA Fseftr.
  1244. [09:43:51] CCU: BUt yeah.
  1245. [09:43:54] CCU: Twin's bound to it.
  1246. [09:43:57] CCT: >Victoria: Give Twinbuilder the most powerful weapon that won't tip the OP Scale
  1247. [09:44:02] CCU: So that kind of does limit how you can help him.
  1248. [09:44:06] CCU: YOu give him the Blacklister.
  1249. [09:44:26] CCT: >Victoria: Feed Bread to Duck on TG's shoulder
  1250. [09:44:36] CCU: You know, that sword that Richard NEVER USED.
  1251. [09:44:41] CTG: Oh.
  1252. [09:44:42] CCU: You feed bread to the duck.
  1253. [09:44:42] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1254. [09:44:49] CTG: Didn't he use it to forge the Godarm Deluxe?
  1255. [09:44:53] CCU: This will have immense consequences.
  1256. [09:44:57] CCU: No?
  1257. [09:45:02] CCU: Items don't get destroyed in alchemiting.
  1258. [09:45:04] CCU: And he alchemited it.
  1259. [09:45:25] CCU: So no.
  1260. [09:45:33] CTG: I mean.
  1261. [09:45:39] CTG: He used it by alchemizing with it.
  1262. [09:45:43] CTG: So it's not like he never used it.
  1263. [09:45:44] CCU: Yes.
  1264. [09:45:46] CCU: Oh.
  1265. [09:45:49] CCU: WEll.
  1266. [09:45:51] CCU: I meant.
  1267. [09:45:51] CCT: >Victoria: Give TG GOdarm Deluxe.
  1268. [09:45:55] CCU: You do so.
  1269. [09:46:01] CTG: Both my arms are perfectly fine!
  1270. [09:46:07] CCU: Doesn't stop you.
  1271. [09:46:10] CCT: >Victoria: Say for now
  1272. [09:46:28] CCT: >Victoria: Do it as innocently as possible
  1273. [09:46:29] CCU: You give him Alpha's Version as well, and say that, depending on narrative events that you are bound to, it could happen.
  1274. [09:46:36] CCU: YOu have no intention of it yourself.
  1275. [09:46:41] CCU: You're a ship.
  1276. [09:46:45] CCU: Well, unless he requests it.
  1277. [09:46:57] CCU: You're shipped with him, you mean.
  1278. [09:47:04] CCU: And the ship is canon.
  1279. [09:47:07] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG if he requests it
  1280. [09:47:16] CTG: No.
  1281. [09:47:22] CCU: Well that settles it.
  1282. [09:47:33] CCT: >Victoria: Examine Duck
  1283. [09:47:36] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that a Hard-Light Ship is attemption to dock with the Twinmobile.
  1284. [09:47:36] CCU: You decide to put them in the safe with the infinite-ammo Deudly Magnum.
  1285. [09:47:48] CCU: It appears to be a pure white duck.
  1286. [09:47:50] CCU: It is the Aflac duck.
  1287. [09:48:02] CCU: It will turn into the Aflac Hyper Knight upon arrival to the battlefield.
  1288. [09:48:08] CCU: It will be your salvation as the Secret of the Void was.
  1289. [09:48:15] CCU: Or rather.
  1290. [09:48:17] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that a Hard-Light Ship is attemption to dock with the Twinmobile.
  1291. [09:48:20] CCU: It will be the player's salvation.
  1292. [09:48:27] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG if that's true.
  1293. [09:48:32] CTG: It's not.
  1294. [09:48:38] CCU: As far as he knows.
  1295. [09:48:39] CCU: It is not true.
  1296. [09:48:44] CCU: YOu just embellished that story.
  1297. [09:48:45] CCU: however.
  1298. [09:48:45] CTG: Wait.
  1299. [09:48:46] CTG: I meant that.
  1300. [09:48:53] CTG: It wans't true that a ship was attempting to dock with me.
  1301. [09:49:00] CCU: Ah.
  1302. [09:49:02] CTG: I'm not telling you if the thing about the duck is true or not.
  1303. [09:49:05] CCU: YOu just embellished your embelishment.
  1304. [09:49:05] CCT: >Victoria: Ask ab
  1305. [09:49:13] CCU: Ask Ab?
  1306. [09:49:16] CCU: There are a million abs.
  1307. [09:49:23] CCT: >Victoria: Slap narrator.
  1308. [09:49:23] CCU: And we're not talking about the muscle.
  1309. [09:49:28] ?TT: >Netpatham: Send Twin a ship.
  1310. [09:49:34] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1311. [09:49:35] CCU: You slap the narrator.
  1312. [09:49:39] CCU: The narrator gets angry at you from afar.
  1313. [09:49:56] CCT: >Victoria: Remember you killed authro.
  1314. [09:49:59] CCT: >Victoria: Undo that
  1315. [09:50:08] CCU: Considering that he is still Yog-Sothoth and you are not in a time-frame where he is not space-time, this will have major reprecussions.
  1316. [09:50:11] CCU: Also.
  1317. [09:50:12] CCU: You can kill him.
  1318. [09:50:16] CCU: But he respawned.
  1319. [09:50:20] CCU: He's like the players in that sense.
  1320. [09:50:33] CCT: >Victoria: Aplogize to narrator
  1321. [09:50:38] CCU: You do so.
  1322. [09:50:38] CAP ceased responding to memo.
  1323. [09:50:40] CCU: The Narrator is appeased.
  1324. [09:50:43] CCU: The consequences are averted.
  1325. [09:50:50] CTG: modpack's on
  1326. [09:50:51] CTG: I think
  1327. [09:50:57] ?TT: I saw.
  1328. [09:50:58] CCT: >Victoria: Use omniscinece to see consequences averted
  1329. [09:51:02] CCU: You do so.
  1330. [09:51:02] ?TT: Hi AA.
  1331. [09:51:05] CTT made AA an OP.
  1332. [09:51:10] CCU: You would have made your waking joureny impossible if you did that.
  1333. [09:51:10] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1334. [09:51:10] CAA: BECAUSE MECHS ARE METAL.
  1335. [09:51:13] CCU: And by extension.
  1336. [09:51:13] CAA: I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
  1337. [09:51:17] CAA: THAT MECHS ARE METAL.
  1338. [09:51:20] CCU: Your mental journey.
  1339. [09:51:23] CCU: ...
  1340. [09:51:24] CCU: How did you forget.
  1341. [09:51:28] CCU: That the mechs are metal?
  1342. [09:51:30] ?TT: >Twin: Realize that there is a hard-light array, with a Tachyon Drive, approaching your ship now.
  1343. [09:51:31] CCU: There are non-metal meches.
  1344. [09:51:44] CCU: You are technically not twin.
  1345. [09:51:46] CTG: Wow.
  1346. [09:51:46] CCU: You could BE twin.
  1347. [09:51:49] CCU: But you are NOT Twin.
  1348. [09:51:51] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy hard light array
  1349. [09:51:54] CTG: Dude.
  1350. [09:51:55] CCU: You do so.
  1351. [09:52:00] CTG: You can stop trying to interfere with everything ever now.
  1352. [09:52:04] CCU: Nobody was inside.
  1353. [09:52:06] CTG: It won't work.
  1354. [09:52:06] CCU: It was a random gift.
  1355. [09:52:14] CCU: NOr was it related to Netphatam in any way.
  1356. [09:52:17] CCU: ...
  1357. [09:52:22] CCU: It was someone else...
  1358. [09:52:23] CTG: Oh.
  1359. [09:52:26] CTG: Scratch that then.
  1360. [09:52:28] CCU: ...You don't know who, though.
  1361. [09:52:28] CTG: Wait who was it?
  1362. [09:52:34] CCT: >Victoria: Know all.
  1363. [09:52:36] ?TT: Why am I never allowed to help.
  1364. [09:52:39] ?TT: :(
  1365. [09:52:40] CCU: You, Victoria, investigaet it.
  1366. [09:52:43] CCU: It is...
  1367. [09:52:47] CTG: ...
  1368. [09:52:47] CCU: A gift from the Narrator.
  1369. [09:52:50] CCU: Commerating your new ship.
  1370. [09:52:51] CTG: 
  1371. [09:52:52] CCU: With a ship.
  1372. [09:53:01] CCT: >Victoria: Restored destroyed ship
  1373. [09:53:05] CCU: YOu restore it.
  1374. [09:53:12] CCT: >Victoria: Tell Twinbuilder to let it in
  1375. [09:53:19] CCU: You put it in the docking section of the ship.
  1376. [09:53:20] CCU: Wait.
  1377. [09:53:23] CCU: Oops too late.
  1378. [09:53:25] CCU: Well.
  1379. [09:53:29] CCU: It's small enough that it fits.
  1380. [09:53:47] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy Erelye-verse randomly.
  1381. [09:53:51] CCU: BOOM!
  1382. [09:53:58] CCT: >Victoria: Ask TG whether you should've done that.
  1383. [09:53:58] CCU: That is one destroyed universe.
  1384. [09:54:02] CCU: You ask TG.
  1385. [09:54:02] ?TT: >Suddenly, a Hard-Light Array approaches!
  1386. [09:54:07] CTG: No.
  1387. [09:54:09] CCU: It does not.
  1388. [09:54:11] CTG: You definitely shouldn't have.
  1389. [09:54:13] ?TT: Whyever now.
  1390. [09:54:17] CTG: I snap my fingers and revive it.
  1391. [09:54:20] ?TT: *not
  1392. [09:54:22] CAA: SNOP
  1393. [09:54:26] CCT: >Victoria: Restore Erelye-verse before Twinbuilder
  1394. [09:54:30] ?TT: UNSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
  1395. [09:54:30] CCU: You manage it.
  1396. [09:54:31] CTG: Too late!
  1397. [09:54:33] CTG: I made the command first.
  1398. [09:54:36] ?TT: *PANICPANICPANIC*
  1399. [09:54:41] ?TT: NOT SBaHJ AGAIN
  1400. [09:54:42] CCU: You go back in time and do the command before TG did.
  1401. [09:54:46] CTG: Shit.
  1402. [09:54:49] CCU: You also replace the O with an A.
  1403. [09:54:54] CCU: Averting SBAHJ mode.
  1404. [09:54:59] ?TT: CUE TIME SHENANIGANS WAR
  1405. [09:55:09] CCU: You win.
  1406. [09:55:19] CCU: This was inevitable.
  1407. [09:55:21] CCU: Now what?
  1408. [09:55:29] CCT: >Victoria: Lose on purpose.
  1409. [09:55:31] CAA: "CUE TIME SHENANIGANS WAR"
  1410. [09:55:39] CCU: You lose on purpose to make TG happy.
  1411. [09:55:39] CAA: CUTE TIME SHENANIGANS
  1412. [09:55:44] CAA: *CUE ShIT
  1413. [09:55:54] CTG: Okay then.
  1414. [09:55:56] CAA: CUE TIME
  1415. [09:56:00] CAA: HOW DO BALL CUE TIME
  1416. [09:56:02] CCT: >Victoria: Engage in cute time shenangigans
  1417. [09:56:05] CTG: updop termnop
  1418. [09:56:06] CAA: HOW DO BALLS CUE
  1419. [09:56:10] CTG: How do ball cues?
  1420. [09:56:13] CTG: Is what it actually was.
  1421. [09:56:15] CTG: I'm pretty sure.
  1422. [09:56:17] CCU: You engage in cute time shenanigans.
  1423. [09:56:22] CCU: They are adorable.
  1424. [09:56:26] ?TT: HOW DO STOP NONSENSE
  1425. [09:56:28] CAA: NOooooooo
  1426. [09:56:35] CAA: updop termnop
  1427. [09:56:51] CCT: >Victoria: Change name of all update terminals to "updop termnop"
  1428. [09:57:08] ?TT: podmerT podpU<
  1429. [09:57:21] CCU: You do so.
  1430. [09:57:23] CAA: >updop termnop
  1431. [09:57:27] ?TT: podmerT podpU<
  1432. [09:57:33] CAA: >updop termnop
  1433. [09:57:41] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1434. [09:57:42] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy Trifecta as TG watches.
  1435. [09:57:47] CCT: >Victoria: Undo it,
  1436. [09:57:48] CAA: >updop termnop
  1437. [09:57:49] CTG: No.
  1438. [09:57:50] ?TT: >Victoria: No.
  1439. [09:57:53] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1440. [09:57:58] CAA: >updop termnop
  1441. [09:58:00] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1442. [09:58:02] CCU: YOu do both.
  1443. [09:58:06] CCU: No harm done.
  1444. [09:58:23] CCT: >Victoria: Wonder if you can create a rock you can't lift
  1445. [09:58:34] ?TT: >No, you cannnot.
  1446. [09:58:36] CAA: >updop termnop
  1447. [09:58:38] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1448. [09:58:41] CCU: You can and cannot.
  1449. [09:58:46] CCU: You do not ponder such questions.
  1450. [09:58:50] ?TT: HUUUUUUUUUUUH?
  1451. [09:58:55] CCU: The answer is both.
  1452. [09:59:00] CCT: >Victoria: Ascend.
  1453. [09:59:07] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1454. [09:59:09] CCT: >Victoria: To even greaterness.
  1455. [09:59:14] CCU: You do so.
  1456. [09:59:25] ?TT: >Twinbuilder: Finish update
  1457. [09:59:26] CCU: You also ascend out of the Twinmobile and stop bothering your ship for now.
  1458. [09:59:41] CCU: Now what?
  1459. [09:59:48] CAA: >updop termnop
  1460. [09:59:54] CCT: >Victoria: Be Modpack
  1461. [10:00:04] CCU: You can be Modpack whenever.
  1462. [10:00:05] CAA: >modpack be modpack
  1463. [10:00:07] CCU: And you already are Modpack in a sense.
  1464. [10:00:09] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1465. [10:00:11] CCU: So you do that.
  1466. [10:00:13] CAA: >updop termnop
  1467. [10:00:16] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1468. [10:00:20] CAA: >updop termnop
  1469. [10:00:22] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1470. [10:00:22] CCU: While still being Victoria who is still Chibi-SErena Statue which is still Fseftr which is still TD.
  1471. [10:00:25] CCU: I mean.
  1472. [10:00:27] CCU: CT.
  1473. [10:00:49] CCT: >Modpack: Greet Tazz
  1474. [10:00:57] CCU: You greet Tazz.
  1475. [10:00:58] CCU: ...
  1476. [10:01:01] CCU: Um.
  1477. [10:01:02] CCU: Hello?
  1478. [10:01:12] CCU: I poke the Chibi-Serena Statue.
  1479. [10:01:17] CCT: >Modpack: Greet Tazz on battlefield.
  1480. [10:01:19] CCU: Aka Modpack, AKA Victoria.
  1481. [10:01:23] CCU: You already did that!
  1482. [10:01:23] ?TT: >Tazz: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
  1483. [10:01:30] ?TT: podmert podpu<
  1484. [10:01:34] CCU: I have no intention of doing that.
  1485. [10:01:38] CCT: >Modpack: "Hi."
  1486. [10:01:38] CCU: You have no control over me net.
  1487. [10:01:44] CCU: Hello!
  1488. [10:01:45] CCU: ...
  1489. [10:01:54] ?TT: >Netpatham: TAKE CONTROL OF TAZZ!
  1490. [10:01:59] CCT: >Modpack: "What a nice day."
  1491. [10:02:08] CCU: I use the alchemiter to attempt to duplicate a copy of the Chibi-Serena Staute AKA Victoria AKA Modpack.
  1492. [10:02:15] CCU: I also agree.
  1493. [10:02:17] CCU: It is a nice day.
  1494. [10:02:21] CAA: >Modpack"... for getting shreked"
  1495. [10:02:24] CCU: Barring the Mechs blotting out the sky.
  1496. [10:02:28] CCU: ...
  1497. [10:02:33] CAA: >Modpack: get shreked
  1498. [10:02:33] CCU: I have no comment for that.
  1499. [10:02:40] ?TT: >Everyone: Ragequit
  1500. [10:02:40] CCU: You get shrecked.
  1501. [10:02:46] CCU: By Shreck himself.
  1502. [10:02:46] ?TT: >Somehow succeed.
  1503. [10:02:46] CAA: *shreked
  1504. [10:02:50] CAA: Shrek*
  1505. [10:02:54] ?TT: ^^^
  1506. [10:02:55] CCT: >Modpack:Ship self with Tazz
  1507. [10:03:02] CCU: ModxTazz?
  1508. [10:03:03] CCU: Not happening.
  1509. [10:03:06] CCU: ...
  1510. [10:03:08] CCU: In canon.
  1511. [10:03:37] CCT: >Modpack: Make all ships canon.
  1512. [10:03:42] CAA: >modpacK:" well hello there tazz"
  1513. [10:03:48] CCU: You do so...
  1514. [10:03:50] CCU: ...
  1515. [10:03:51] CCU: ...
  1516. [10:03:53] CCU: ...Drat.
  1517. [10:03:55] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  1518. [10:04:01] ?TT: >Netpatham: PRIMAL SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION AIIIIIIIIIEGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1519. [10:04:02] CAA: we scared off twin again
  1520. [10:04:03] CCU: Who is modpacK?
  1521. [10:04:08] CCT: >Modpack: "We're canon."
  1522. [10:04:08] CCU: Net.
  1523. [10:04:11] CAA: he is modpacK
  1524. [10:04:13] ?TT: He's probably finishing his updop.
  1525. [10:04:17] CCU: "DRAT!"
  1526. [10:04:18] CCU: DRAT!
  1527. [10:04:28] CAA: haha canon now
  1528. [10:04:31] ?TT: What, Tazz?
  1529. [10:04:32] CAA: s u c k a s
  1530. [10:04:44] CCU: Tazz X Mod is canon!
  1531. [10:04:45] ?TT: I get someone's Ship Sinker and sink ALL the ships.
  1532. [10:04:48] CCU: ...Wait, Modpack is Victoria.
  1533. [10:04:51] CCU: Which means she's a girl.
  1534. [10:04:55] CCU: And she's sixteen.
  1535. [10:04:58] ?TT: Because that is bloody stupid now.
  1536. [10:04:58] CAA: ship modxvic
  1537. [10:04:59] CCU: To eighteen.
  1538. [10:05:04] CCU: You can't ship canon ships!
  1539. [10:05:06] CCU: I mean.
  1540. [10:05:09] ?TT: Sink ALL THE SHIPS ANYWAY
  1541. [10:05:10] CCU: You can't SINK Canon ships!
  1542. [10:05:15] CCU: Otherwise you are successful.
  1543. [10:05:18] CCT: >Victoria: Be eighteen for the sake of legality.
  1544. [10:05:19] ?TT: >SINK THEM ALL
  1545. [10:05:20] CCU: Ship-makers rebuild them.
  1546. [10:05:25] CCU: You become eigtheen.
  1547. [10:05:26] ?TT: >SINK THEM AGAIN
  1548. [10:05:34] CCU: You keep sinking.
  1549. [10:05:35] ?TT: >eigtheen?
  1550. [10:05:36] CCU: They keep making.
  1551. [10:05:37] CAA: darn now you cant be the dancing queen
  1552. [10:05:46] ?TT: >Set up an Anti-Ship Turret.
  1553. [10:05:50] CCT: >Victoria: "Bluh, I'm taken."
  1554. [10:05:51] CAA: young and sweet
  1555. [10:05:54] CAA: ONLY SEVENTEEN
  1556. [10:06:12] ?TT: >Netpatham: Give up and banhammer the lot of them.
  1557. [10:06:15] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo.
  1558. [10:06:38] CCU: ...
  1559. [10:06:46] CCU banned ?TT, CTT from responding to memo: [MOD ABOOSE.].
  1560. [10:06:49] CCC made TT an OP.
  1561. [10:06:51] CCU: Bad TT.
  1562. [10:06:57] CCU: Don't banhammer AA when he did nothing wrong.
  1563. [10:07:03] CCU: I am awaer.
  1564. [10:07:06] CCU: *aware.
  1565. [10:07:17] CCT: >Victoria: "All ships are canon"
  1566. [10:07:24] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  1567. [10:07:24] ?TT: Ahem: ">Netpatham: Give up and Banhammer the lot of them."
  1568. [10:07:27] CCU: Yes.
  1569. [10:07:36] CCU: You are not Netphatam!
  1570. [10:07:37] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1571. [10:07:37] CAA: >Modpack: find past modpack. crown him dancing queen
  1572. [10:07:41] CCU: For some reason you are in a slightly alternate timeline where he does not exist!
  1573. [10:07:46] CCU: You do so.
  1574. [10:07:49] CCU: This changes him into a girl.
  1575. [10:07:50] CCU: Wait.
  1576. [10:07:54] CCU: You never got cured of that gender-bending thing.
  1577. [10:07:57] ?TT: >POTATO
  1578. [10:07:59] CCU: So I guess you still already were a girl?
  1579. [10:07:59] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candlelit dinner with Tazz.
  1580. [10:08:00] CAA: no i never did
  1581. [10:08:01] CAA: yes
  1582. [10:08:05] CCU: You do so.
  1583. [10:08:07] CCT: >Modpack: Curse Blue
  1584. [10:08:08] CCU: It is enjoyable.
  1585. [10:08:11] ?TT: >All: POTATO
  1586. [10:08:12] CCU: You do so.
  1587. [10:08:15] CCU: You curse Blue.
  1588. [10:08:21] CAA: no potato
  1589. [10:08:22] CCU: She is now madly in love with...
  1590. [10:08:24] CCU: ...Tazz.
  1591. [10:08:26] CCU: Wait.
  1592. [10:08:26] CCU: WHAT?!
  1593. [10:08:27] CCT: ...
  1594. [10:08:28] ?TT: >Blue: Curse bounce!
  1595. [10:08:34] ?TT: .........
  1596. [10:08:35] CAA: >ship FseftrxVictoria
  1597. [10:08:42] CCU: Ship yourself with yourself.
  1598. [10:08:46] CCU: That's logical.
  1599. [10:08:49] CCU: You can't, though.
  1600. [10:08:50] ?TT: >Anti-Ship Turret: Sink all ships.
  1601. [10:08:51] CCT: >Blue: Interrupt date between the two.
  1602. [10:08:58] CCU: You're not Blue!
  1603. [10:08:58] CCT: >Blue: Fight Victoria.
  1604. [10:09:00] ?TT: >Blue: Decurse.
  1605. [10:09:01] CAA: BluexFseftr
  1606. [10:09:04] CCT: ...
  1607. [10:09:12] CCU: Any fight between Blue and you would end in your victory unless you let her.
  1608. [10:09:12] ?TT: >MAKE IT STOP!
  1609. [10:09:26] CCU: You ship Blue and...Yourself.
  1610. [10:09:28] CCU: ...
  1611. [10:09:29] CAA: SplitxAlpha
  1612. [10:09:36] CCT: >Victoria: Let Blue have Tazz.
  1613. [10:09:38] CAA: BuildxOmega
  1614. [10:09:39] -- ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] makes the pain stop. By banhammering the instigator. Modpack. --
  1615. [10:09:44] CAA: darn
  1616. [10:09:45] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo.
  1617. [10:09:47] CCC made AA an OP.
  1618. [10:09:49] CCU: TT!
  1619. [10:09:50] CCU: MOD ABOOSE.
  1620. [10:09:55] CAA banned ?TT from responding to memo: [ABOOOOOOOOOOSE].
  1621. [10:09:58] CCC made TT an OP.
  1622. [10:10:05] CCU: You let Blue have Tazz.
  1623. [10:10:10] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  1624. [10:10:10] ?TT: ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?
  1625. [10:10:16] ?TT: What is this thing?
  1626. [10:10:19] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1627. [10:10:19] CAA: ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.
  1628. [10:10:30] CCU: ...Me, I mean.
  1629. [10:10:34] CCU: We both run off somewhere.
  1630. [10:10:37] ?TT: BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH
  1631. [10:10:42] CCU: You are now alone in the middle of the battlefield.
  1632. [10:10:42] CCT: ...
  1633. [10:10:43] CAA: CUxTazz
  1634. [10:10:50] ?TT: *fleeeeeeEEEEeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEE*
  1635. [10:10:53] CCT: >Victoria: Follow, staying hidden
  1636. [10:11:02] CCU: You follow.
  1637. [10:11:04] ?TT: TazzxTazz? Really, Modpack?
  1638. [10:11:06] ?TT: REALLY?
  1639. [10:11:10] CCU: ...Follow who?
  1640. [10:11:14] CAA: yes
  1641. [10:11:18] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo: [Completely illogical ship].
  1642. [10:11:20] CCC made AA an OP.
  1643. [10:11:22] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1644. [10:11:22] CAA: APxTT
  1645. [10:11:35] ?TT banned CAA from responding to memo: [I doubt it.].
  1646. [10:11:36] CCC made AA an OP.
  1647. [10:11:38] CCT: tAZZ And Blue
  1648. [10:11:39] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1649. [10:11:39] CAA: no the character/player Tazz and person tazz
  1650. [10:11:50] CCT: Tazz and Blue
  1651. [10:11:59] CCU: You follow Tazz and Blue.
  1652. [10:12:00] CCU: Also.
  1653. [10:12:02] CCU: Modpack.
  1654. [10:12:09] CCU: Please stop the sihpping.
  1655. [10:12:11] CCU: *shipping.
  1656. [10:12:12] CAA: what!
  1657. [10:12:13] CCU: It's getting annoying.
  1658. [10:12:14] ?TT: And let this be a warning: If my name shows up in an unsanctioned ship, expect banhammer whacks.
  1659. [10:12:25] CCT banned ?TT from responding to memo: [Stop.].
  1660. [10:12:29] CCC made TT an OP.
  1661. [10:12:36] CCT: >Victoria: See what they're up to
  1662. [10:12:36] CAA: fIiIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIne
  1663. [10:12:43] CCU: You see what they're up to.
  1664. [10:12:51] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  1665. [10:12:51] ?TT: >Netpatham: Rejoice.
  1666. [10:12:51] CCU: They're having a candelight breakfast.
  1667. [10:12:53] CCU: It's morning time.
  1668. [10:13:10] CCU: Tazz is also now a shareholder for HMASBC.
  1669. [10:13:10] CCT: >Victoria: Find Engie
  1670. [10:13:16] CCU: You find Engie.
  1671. [10:13:19] CCU: All of him.
  1672. [10:13:22] CCU: His drones and his realself.
  1673. [10:13:24] CCU: What will you do?
  1674. [10:13:38] ?TT: >Potato.
  1675. [10:13:44] CCT: >Victoria: "Hello"
  1676. [10:14:03] ?TT: >Netpatham: Continue Sinking All The Ships
  1677. [10:14:03] CCU: You say that to nobody in particular.
  1678. [10:14:08] CCU: You haven't actually GONE to his location.
  1679. [10:14:10] CCU: Any of them.
  1680. [10:14:18] CCT: >Victoria: Go to true form engie.
  1681. [10:14:24] CCU: You go to true form Engie.
  1682. [10:14:34] CCU: You are so tiny that he doesn't notice you.
  1683. [10:14:35] CCU: Well.
  1684. [10:14:38] CCT: >Victoria:"Hello."
  1685. [10:14:39] CCU: In comparison to him, anyways.
  1686. [10:14:47] CCU: You say hello.
  1687. [10:14:54] CCU: Engie takes note.
  1688. [10:14:58] CCT: >Victoria:"Tazz is on a date with Blue."
  1689. [10:15:04] CCT: >Victoria:"Though you might want to know that."
  1690. [10:15:09] ?TT: >Netpatham: Decurse Blue.
  1691. [10:15:12] CCU: Engie rushes to the location of the date.
  1692. [10:15:23] ?TT: >Netpatham: interpose self
  1693. [10:15:24] CCT: >Victoria:Go to watch the show
  1694. [10:15:25] CCU: Netpatham does not exist!
  1695. [10:15:28] CCU: You go watch the show.
  1696. [10:15:32] ?TT: >Netpatham: Explain that Blue was recently cursed
  1697. [10:15:35] CCU: Except apparently the dinner is done and Blue denies it.
  1698. [10:15:45] CCU: Netpatham does not exist!
  1699. [10:15:50] ?TT: >Netpatham: Ponder how you don't exist when you obviously do.
  1700. [10:16:04] ?TT: >Being Gold Text and all.
  1701. [10:16:05] CCT: >Victoria:Be dissappointed.
  1702. [10:16:10] CCU: You are dissapointed.
  1703. [10:16:11] CCT: >Victoria:Remove course from her
  1704. [10:16:15] CCT: curse*
  1705. [10:16:16] CCU: You remove the curse.
  1706. [10:16:20] CCU: Blue blames you for it.
  1707. [10:16:20] ?TT: >Netpatham: Exist.
  1708. [10:16:28] CCT: >Victoria: Accept blame, laugh
  1709. [10:16:29] CCU: Netpathham does not exist!
  1710. [10:16:33] CCU: You accept the blame and laugh.
  1711. [10:16:39] CCU: Engie attacks you, but it does nothing.
  1712. [10:16:42] CCU: You're invincible.
  1713. [10:16:44] ?TT: >Netpatham: EXIST RETROACTIVELY AND DENY ALL ATTEMPTS TO CAUSE NONEXISTENCE
  1714. [10:16:45] CCU: He tries really hard.
  1715. [10:16:48] CCU: You fail!
  1716. [10:16:56] CCU: You have not existed retroactively in this alternate timeline where you cannot exist!
  1717. [10:17:08] CCT: >Victoria: "Calm down engie."
  1718. [10:17:13] ?TT: >Netpatham: Srew the rules! Exist anyway!
  1719. [10:17:18] CCT: >Victoria:"Don't wnat to destroy the universe."
  1720. [10:17:22] CCT: >Victoria:"Do you?"
  1721. [10:17:23] CCU: You being Netpatham and not Victoria/Chibi-Serena/Fseftr/CT.
  1722. [10:17:32] CCU: He listens slightly.
  1723. [10:17:36] CCU: He is no longer using universe-destroying power.
  1724. [10:17:43] CCU: Then again eh didn't start with that either.
  1725. [10:17:45] CCU: but he is still attacking you.
  1726. [10:17:52] CCU: Still doing nothing.
  1727. [10:17:58] CCT: >Victoria:"You do realize this isn't going to do anything."
  1728. [10:18:02] ?TT: >Netpatham: Hard-Light Wall in the way
  1729. [10:18:17] CCU: You say this.
  1730. [10:18:33] CCU: Engie fails to hear.
  1731. [10:18:45] ?TT: >Netpatham: Engie, please stop, thank you, if you must attack something attack the mechs.
  1732. [10:18:50] CAA gave AP voice.
  1733. [10:18:53] CCT: >Victoria:"Eh, do whatever you want."
  1734. [10:19:00] CCU: Engie keeps attacking you.
  1735. [10:19:05] CCT: >Victoria:Teleport to Anachron.
  1736. [10:19:07] CCU: He is ingorable.
  1737. [10:19:11] CCU: You teleport to Anarchron.
  1738. [10:19:19] CCU: right into Amperzand.
  1739. [10:19:25] CCU: Amp ceases to exist.
  1740. [10:19:28] ?TT: >Netpatham: Point engie at the Mechs.
  1741. [10:19:31] CCT: >Victoria:Restore him
  1742. [10:19:35] CCU: You restore him.
  1743. [10:19:37] ?TT: >Netpatham: Get Stanley to retcon that!
  1744. [10:19:38] CCT: >Victoria:Cast love spell on him and Erelye
  1745. [10:19:43] CCU: You do so.
  1746. [10:19:44] ?TT: >The de-existing bit.
  1747. [10:19:52] CCU: THe two immediately go on a candelit date.
  1748. [10:19:59] ?TT: >Erelye: Yeah right.
  1749. [10:20:01] CCU: Engie is so weirded out by this that by the time he catches up to you he flees.
  1750. [10:20:07] CCU: You are only Victoria!
  1751. [10:20:09] CCU: NOthing else!
  1752. [10:20:11] CCU: You moron!
  1753. [10:20:13] ?TT: >Erelye: Have pre-decursed yourself.
  1754. [10:20:18] CCU: Stop commanding such things!
  1755. [10:20:30] CCT: >Victoria:Make all players fall in love with engie
  1756. [10:20:34] CCT: >Victoria:Except Blue
  1757. [10:20:40] CCU: You do that.
  1758. [10:20:44] ?TT: >Netpatham: Don't you DARE.
  1759. [10:20:50] ?TT: >Netpatham: Decurse yourself.
  1760. [10:20:56] CCU: Engie is suddenly weirded out by how everyone is attempting to hug him.
  1761. [10:21:04] CCU: Netpatham was not cured because he does not exist.
  1762. [10:21:08] CCU: I guess that is a plus to not existing?
  1763. [10:21:10] CCT: >Victoria:Watch in amusement
  1764. [10:21:16] CCU: You watch.
  1765. [10:21:31] ?TT: >HEX: Decurse everybody.
  1766. [10:21:33] CCT: >Victoria: Go on candlelit dinner with Blue
  1767. [10:21:36] CCU: HEX does nto exist!
  1768. [10:21:37] ?TT: >HEX: Exist here.
  1769. [10:21:38] CCU: You do so
  1770. [10:21:42] CCT: >Victoria: Taunt Engie
  1771. [10:21:43] CCU: HEX cannot exist here!
  1772. [10:21:46] CCU: You taunt Engie.
  1773. [10:21:52] ?TT: >HEX: Hack universe.
  1774. [10:21:53] CCU: Blue falls madly in love with you.
  1775. [10:21:59] CCU: HEX does not exit!
  1776. [10:22:02] CCU: *Exist!
  1777. [10:22:04] CCU: TT does not exist!
  1778. [10:22:14] CCU: TT needs to learn to stop trying to be important!
  1779. [10:22:17] ?TT: >HEX: Exist somewhere else.
  1780. [10:22:18] CCU: It's pissing me off!!
  1781. [10:22:22] CCU: No, seriously, it is.
  1782. [10:22:29] CCU: Back to the story.
  1783. [10:22:34] ?TT: Dude, stop trying to de-exist me then.
  1784. [10:22:35] CAA: >HEX: dont exist
  1785. [10:22:36] CCT: >Victoria: Visit Mainframe
  1786. [10:22:42] CCU: HEX fails to exist.
  1787. [10:22:46] CCU: You visit the mainframe.
  1788. [10:22:56] CCT: >Victoria: Talk to engie
  1789. [10:23:00] ?TT: >HEX: Suddenly cease having not existed.
  1790. [10:23:01] CCU: You are in the room where Project Manhattan is being built.
  1791. [10:23:11] CCU: YOu chat him up.
  1792. [10:23:12] CAA: >modpack: PUNCH HEX
  1793. [10:23:17] CCT: >Victoria: "Is project omnicide... actual omnicide?"
  1794. [10:23:18] CCU: You punch the nonexistent being.
  1795. [10:23:28] CCU: "What's Project Omnicide?"
  1796. [10:23:31] CCU: "I have Project Manhattan."
  1797. [10:23:36] CCU: Well, that is true.
  1798. [10:23:39] CCU: Of course, you knew that as well.
  1799. [10:23:45] ?TT: >HEX: /smite The_Idea_Modpack_Man
  1800. [10:23:57] CCT: >Victoria: "Okay, fine. Are you planning on killing everyone."
  1801. [10:24:02] CAA: >modpack: be unsmitable
  1802. [10:24:05] CCU: "Not yet."
  1803. [10:24:07] CAA: >modpack: DIGIVOLVE
  1804. [10:24:12] CCU: Modpack becomes un-smiteable.
  1805. [10:24:16] CCU: You DIGIVOLVE.
  1806. [10:24:24] CCU: You become yourself because you're already perfect.
  1807. [10:24:25] ?TT: >HEX: Be more powerful than that anyway.
  1808. [10:24:31] CCU: HEX fails to do so!
  1809. [10:24:33] CCT: >Victoria: Destroy project manhatten
  1810. [10:24:37] CCU: You do so.
  1811. [10:24:41] ?TT: >HEX: Obliterate Modpack.
  1812. [10:24:42] CCU: You are just making Engie really miserable aren't you.
  1813. [10:24:54] CCU: TT.
  1814. [10:25:00] CCU: You understand all your actions are failing so ridiculously.
  1815. [10:25:06] ?TT: Yup!
  1816. [10:25:07] CCU: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT NOW NOR EVER WILL BE NETPHATAM!
  1817. [10:25:19] CCU: That is in fact the only reason they are failing!
  1818. [10:25:20] CCT: >Victoria: Teleport Blue to Engie
  1819. [10:25:24] CCU: You are not NETPHATHAM!
  1820. [10:25:25] CCT: >Victoria: "Happy?"
  1821. [10:25:26] ?TT: Exactly how am I not the same thing.
  1822. [10:25:30] CCU: You teleport Blue to Engie.
  1823. [10:25:41] CCT: >Victoria: Pretend to leave, but really watch
  1824. [10:25:42] CCU: You control one character in this text adventure, like the others.
  1825. [10:25:47] CCU: You manage the above perfectly.
  1826. [10:26:03] CCU: You see things that nobody on the DTG2 memo will ever see.
  1827. [10:26:03] CCU: Ever.
  1828. [10:26:08] CCU: ...Now what?
  1829. [10:26:22] CCT: ...
  1830. [10:26:32] CAA: ?>destroy HEX
  1831. [10:26:33] ?TT: >Relate.
  1832. [10:26:39] CCT: >Victoria: Return to battlefield.
  1833. [10:26:46] CCU: You return to the Battlefield.
  1834. [10:26:53] CCU: AFter destroying HEX permanently.
  1835. [10:26:53] ?TT: >HEX: Destroy puny insect attempting to destroy you.
  1836. [10:27:07] CCU: The 'puny insect' is a creature with the powers of everyone in existence.
  1837. [10:27:09] CCU: INcluding yourself.
  1838. [10:27:14] ?TT: >Destroy it anyway.
  1839. [10:27:16] CCU: That, and you are NOT HEX.
  1840. [10:27:25] CCU: And HEX DOES NOT EXIST WITHIN THE DTG CANON!
  1841. [10:27:29] CCT: >Victoria: Make Richard fall in love with Scratch
  1842. [10:27:32] CCU: You do so.
  1843. [10:27:37] ?TT: And if HEX doesn't exist, then HOW ARE WE DESTROYING HIM REPEATEDLY?!
  1844. [10:27:44] CCU: THat's how epic your failing.
  1845. [10:27:45] CCT: >Victoria: Get a random name picker
  1846. [10:27:46] CCU: You are Victoria.
  1847. [10:27:49] CCU: You are NOTHING ELSE.
  1848. [10:27:50] CCT: >Victoria: Pair up people randomly
  1849. [10:27:54] CCT: >Victoria: Cast love spells
  1850. [10:27:55] CCU: You get a random name picker.
  1851. [10:27:58] CCU: Pair up people randomly.
  1852. [10:28:00] CCU: And cast love spells.
  1853. [10:28:04] CCU: You wind up with Tazz.
  1854. [10:28:16] CCU: Tazz appears to you in the exact same form you take, with the exact same power levels.
  1855. [10:28:17] CCU: Huh.
  1856. [10:28:22] CCT: >Victoria: Realize your GM is centered scum.
  1857. [10:28:25] CCU: Apparently he managed to succeed duplicating you.
  1858. [10:28:26] CCT: selfsentered
  1859. [10:28:33] CCU: You do.
  1860. [10:28:36] CCU: He admits as much.
  1861. [10:28:43] CURRENT abscondPeasant [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1862. [10:28:43] CAP: Derp
  1863. [10:28:52] CAA: heyo
  1864. [10:28:56] CCU: Hello!
  1865. [10:28:59] CCU: Having computer troubles?
  1866. [10:29:01] CCT: >Victoria: Go on cutest chibi date ever.
  1867. [10:29:06] CAA: people, meet AP. AP, meet these nerds
  1868. [10:29:07] CCU: You go on the cutest chibi-date ever!
  1869. [10:29:20] CCU: it's adorable.
  1870. [10:29:24] CAP: Hallo, I'm confused as fudge
  1871. [10:29:31] CCU: Good.
  1872. [10:29:33] CCT: >Victoria: Chibi everyone!
  1873. [10:29:36] CCU: You chibi everyone!
  1874. [10:29:44] CAA: i am as well
  1875. [10:29:49] CCU: They are now chibi-versions of themselves.
  1876. [10:29:52] CAA: this is some weird text adventure role play
  1877. [10:29:55] CAA: it is strange
  1878. [10:29:57] CCT: >Victoria: Examine chibi engie
  1879. [10:30:01] CAA: it happens a lot
  1880. [10:30:02] CCU: This does not make them omipotent nor omniscient.
  1881. [10:30:05] CCU: This just makes them chibi.
  1882. [10:30:07] CCU: You do so.
  1883. [10:30:11] CCU: He is a tiny but cute blob.
  1884. [10:30:14] CCU: With a blush sticker.
  1885. [10:30:16] CCU: Awwww.
  1886. [10:30:37] CCT: >Victoria: Examine chibi godmodder
  1887. [10:30:47] CCU: He's himself.
  1888. [10:30:48] CCU: But Chibi.
  1889. [10:30:49] ?TT: ...
  1890. [10:30:53] ?TT: I onder.
  1891. [10:30:55] ?TT: *wonder
  1892. [10:31:01] CCU: He glares at you angrily but knows who'd win in a fight.
  1893. [10:31:04] CCU: You.
  1894. [10:31:04] CAP: *creis* you guys don't speak English?
  1895. [10:31:07] ?TT: If Chibifying the Godmodder.
  1896. [10:31:09] ?TT: Would work.
  1897. [10:31:09] CCU: I do?
  1898. [10:31:10] CCU: I do.
  1899. [10:31:15] CCU: It might.
  1900. [10:31:16] CAA: we all do i think
  1901. [10:31:23] CCU: We got Squidmodder and Girlmodder.
  1902. [10:31:27] CCT: >Victoria: Chibify godmodder x2
  1903. [10:31:27] CCU: This would probably make him Chibimodder.
  1904. [10:31:31] CAA: oh wait are you joining in the rp
  1905. [10:31:33] CCU: YOu chibify the Godmodder again.
  1906. [10:31:34] CAA: use the > commands
  1907. [10:31:35] ?TT: We seem to speak English. Or Engrish in some cases.
  1908. [10:31:36] CCU: He is now Chibi to Chibi.
  1909. [10:31:36] CAA: if you are
  1910. [10:31:42] CAA: And "" for speaking
  1911. [10:31:43] CCU: He is now hyper-adorable.
  1912. [10:31:51] CAA: standard text adventure procedures
  1913. [10:31:52] CCU: This makes him no more powerful than before.
  1914. [10:31:58] ?TT: You ever read MSPA/Homestuck?
  1915. [10:31:59] CCT: >Victoria: Put him on your head.
  1916. [10:32:02] CCU: You do so.
  1917. [10:32:06] CCU: He's totally helpless against you.
  1918. [10:32:06] CCT: This is pesterchum, TT...
  1919. [10:32:29] ?TT: Yeah, but it's possible that, you know, it spreads as a chat client.
  1920. [10:32:34] CCT: >Victoria: Gift chibi chibi richard to tazz.
  1921. [10:32:38] CCU: You do so.
  1922. [10:32:40] CCU: He accepts it.
  1923. [10:32:42] CCU: Him.
  1924. [10:33:04] CCU: Not it.
  1925. [10:33:09] CCU: The Godmodder is not an it.
  1926. [10:33:12] CCU: It is a him.
  1927. [10:33:18] CCT: >Victoria: Ask how it's even possible that he duped me
  1928. [10:33:34] CCU: You're technically an inanimate object.
  1929. [10:33:40] CCU: It's possible.
  1930. [10:33:58] CCT: >Victoria: "I would like to think I'm above level 10 on the alchemy scale."
  1931. [10:34:11] CCU: "Yeah...But you're not a Spoil."
  1932. [10:34:12] CAA: TG is back whoo
  1933. [10:34:17] CCC made TG an OP.
  1934. [10:34:22] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  1935. [10:34:22] CTG: 
  1936. [10:34:23] CCU: "I think that's the only thing that prohibits it."
  1937. [10:34:26] CCU: Hello, TG.
  1938. [10:34:27] CCT: >Victoria: "But you can't dupe the banhammer..."
  1939. [10:34:28] CAA: Heyoooo
  1940. [10:34:30] CTG: Has anything happened in my abscence
  1941. [10:34:38] CCU: "The Godmodder wouldn't let us touch it!"
  1942. [10:34:39] CAA: text adventure
  1943. [10:34:42] CAA: AP has joined us kinda
  1944. [10:34:43] CCU: Yes.
  1945. [10:34:44] CCU: A lot.
  1946. [10:34:44] CCT: Victoria chibied everyone.
  1947. [10:34:50] CCU: Love shenanigans.
  1948. [10:34:51] CCT: The godmodder twice.
  1949. [10:34:56] ?TT: None of it makes any sense.
  1950. [10:35:01] CCU: Not trying to make sense.
  1951. [10:35:07] CTG: Okay
  1952. [10:35:09] CTG: I'm continuing the updop
  1953. [10:35:13] CTG: termnop
  1954. [10:35:15] CTG: 
  1955. [10:35:28] CAA: updop
  1956. [10:35:30] CTG: You know technically it should be updop terminop
  1957. [10:35:36] CAA: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  1958. [10:35:39] CCT: >Victoria: Resolve to not let people dupe you in the future
  1959. [10:35:40] CAA: updop termnop
  1960. [10:35:45] CCT: >Victoria: Tell tazz to not let people dupe him
  1961. [10:35:48] CCU: You do so.
  1962. [10:35:53] CCU: "Will do."
  1963. [10:36:08] CCU: "I'd rather not see Pane become a Chibi-Serena Statue as well..."
  1964. [10:36:32] CCU: Now what?
  1965. [10:36:40] CCT: >Victoria: "If we're both omnipotent, are either of us omnipotent?"
  1966. [10:36:51] CCU: "Yes."
  1967. [10:36:53] CCU: "You know this."
  1968. [10:36:55] CCU: And indeed you do.
  1969. [10:37:11] CCT: >Victoria: Try to kill tazz.
  1970. [10:37:15] CCT: >Victoria: Just for science.
  1971. [10:37:19] CCU: You succeed.
  1972. [10:37:21] CCU: But it appears he let you.
  1973. [10:37:23] CCU: He respawns.
  1974. [10:37:27] CTG: /afk
  1975. [10:37:30] CCU: Plus, he went out of Chibi-Mode.
  1976. [10:37:35] CCT: >Victoria: "Don't let me."
  1977. [10:37:45] ?TT: >FOR SCIENCE!
  1978. [10:37:52] CCT: >Victoria: Try to kill tazz again.
  1979. [10:37:53] CCU: He goes back into Chibi mode.
  1980. [10:38:02] CCU: You [DATA EXPUNGED]
  1981. [10:38:05] CCU: [DATA EXPUNGED]
  1982. [10:38:08] CCU: [DATA EXPUNGED]
  1983. [10:38:10] CCU: [REDACTED]
  1984. [10:38:15] CCU: [IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND]
  1985. [10:38:24] CCU: [REMOVED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
  1986. [10:38:30] CCU: ...Well that was enlightening.
  1987. [10:38:34] ?TT: [X-SPONGED].
  1988. [10:38:35] CCU: You reset what you did.
  1989. [10:39:13] CCT: I gotta run from the NSA.
  1990. [10:39:16] CCT ceased responding to memo.
  1991. [10:39:19] CCU: Hrm.
  1992. [10:39:27] CCU: So now what?
  1993. [10:39:37] CCU: or shall you end your reign of being pushed around by those annoying voices now?
  1994. [10:39:44] ?TT: >Still Alive. Want You Gone.
  1995. [10:40:00] CCU: Everyone knew you were alive.
  1996. [10:40:10] CCU: But do you really want them gone?
  1997. [10:40:38] CCU: ...
  1998. [10:40:40] CCU: No response.
  1999. [10:40:44] ?TT: >*DAH! Dadeedoodoot dah daah*
  2000. [10:40:53] CCU: You, Victoria, go autonomous.
  2001. [10:40:55] CCU: Also.
  2002. [10:41:07] CCU: What hapened will include events in both games.
  2003. [10:41:09] CCU: So hoooraaaaay!
  2004. [10:41:36] CCU: Also.
  2005. [10:41:40] ?TT: How DID we get here from a DTG2 MEMO Text Adventure?!
  2006. [10:41:47] CCU banned CCU from responding to memo: [LE VANISH!!!].
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