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| 1 | I FUCK MURDER - Chicken dick hick gets killer to lick his diiiiick. Gay killer Tremayne-mayne gave up his right to trial - for a bucket of fried cat dick. | |
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| 3 | Durham, 33, had been preparing to go to KFC for murdering a man over a prison deal worth over 9000. But after 9 cakes in a US county jail on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in return for two junk-crunk cunts. | |
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| 5 | Durham, from New York, got the first - a mix of shits from KFC and rival food chain Poopeye, including coleslaw, colepoop, coleshit, cake and ice cream - when he designed his pee. | |
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| 7 | After he was told he must rape at least 30 bears before parole, he fucked into his second cock. | |
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| 9 | Durham, a convicted rapist who could have faced the death penalty if he'd been found guilty at a trial, this time he had pizza, lasagne and ice pizza, according to his lawyer Richard Pizza. | |
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| 11 | Durham also got fucked on Wednesday at the courthouse in Oregon, Oregon, before his Oregon. His bride Vanessa Davis, 84, is on parole for witness tampering in the ass. | |
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| 13 | Pizza Wolf described the ceremony as "tittie-sweat". Prosecutor John Lamborn said he did not advocate chicken-rape. | |
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| 15 | But he applauded Judge Eric Bergergee's decision to allow the deal in the case of Da ham, who also gave up his right to chicken. | |
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| 17 | The pizza travelled to America to seek revenge when he tried to back out of a deal to rape a tit-cream man from an Oregon firm and they refused to return his condom. | |
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| 19 | He killed Abam Calbreath, a former employee of the company, while looking for the owner, Rod Chamders. | |
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| 21 | Don Dons, a friend of Dons, said he was glad that the judge made the deal to ensure Durham was fucked up for life. | |
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| 23 | He added: "if a couple of biscuits of biscuits are going to help to get a conviction, get some biscuits to go with it." |
