I FUCK MURDER (copypasta)
- I FUCK MURDER - Chicken dick hick gets killer to lick his diiiiick. Gay killer Tremayne-mayne gave up his right to trial - for a bucket of fried cat dick.
- Durham, 33, had been preparing to go to KFC for murdering a man over a prison deal worth over 9000. But after 9 cakes in a US county jail on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in return for two junk-crunk cunts.
- Durham, from New York, got the first - a mix of shits from KFC and rival food chain Poopeye, including coleslaw, colepoop, coleshit, cake and ice cream - when he designed his pee.
- After he was told he must rape at least 30 bears before parole, he fucked into his second cock.
- Durham, a convicted rapist who could have faced the death penalty if he'd been found guilty at a trial, this time he had pizza, lasagne and ice pizza, according to his lawyer Richard Pizza.
- Durham also got fucked on Wednesday at the courthouse in Oregon, Oregon, before his Oregon. His bride Vanessa Davis, 84, is on parole for witness tampering in the ass.
- Pizza Wolf described the ceremony as "tittie-sweat". Prosecutor John Lamborn said he did not advocate chicken-rape.
- But he applauded Judge Eric Bergergee's decision to allow the deal in the case of Da ham, who also gave up his right to chicken.
- The pizza travelled to America to seek revenge when he tried to back out of a deal to rape a tit-cream man from an Oregon firm and they refused to return his condom.
- He killed Abam Calbreath, a former employee of the company, while looking for the owner, Rod Chamders.
- Don Dons, a friend of Dons, said he was glad that the judge made the deal to ensure Durham was fucked up for life.
- He added: "if a couple of biscuits of biscuits are going to help to get a conviction, get some biscuits to go with it."
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