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ACT 1: escape from heven
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1. I am a ghost
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Yessie is in Dead an in heven with entropee ded lol!!
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2. Wakeman Prime: the video game
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Yessie must escape heven with the help of entropee ded so he is equipped with the armor of autism modeled after Samus from metroid
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3. YESSIE FUCKING MURDERS SEAN
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Yessie is immediately stopped by the owner of heven sean brannigan and must defeat him
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4. Sean is a ghost
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yessie turns sean into a ghost after brutally murdering him by getting his stepded terry who conviniently looks like Max Tennyson
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5. Wow Yessie sure loves nigger jenny.
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AFter sean is turned into a ghost he proclaims that yessie loves nigger jenny more than regular jenny and sends him into a fit of rage causing him to attempt to destroy heven
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6. Robo-Yessie Goes Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan and Destroys Australia
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Yessie goes super sayian god super sayian and flies off to destroy heven from a distance, he suddenly realizes that he wasn't ded this whole time and was in fact in australia, he destroys it anyway and flies off to find Jenny, Shkreli, and Nora as loud non-existent screaming and Men At Work songs could be heard
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ACT 2: Bernie Sanders Takes Over
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7. In The Landers of Anders
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Yessie goes to look for Anders only to find that the landers of anders is taken over by Bernie Sanders, now renamed to Sernie Banders
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8. Sernie Banders
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Nowthis betrays the trust of bernie sanders and ponders on how they can impeach him
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9. The Kanye West becomes a cyborg to maintain immortality but the jews become immortal and try to ursurp him out of his kang(n shit) status but Obama comes back to life and bleaches his asshole and niggers riot in niggerville for womens right
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Kanye suddenly appears in robot form, and regrets to inform nowthis that Bernie Sanders is immortal because the jews are immortal,
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obama rises out of a distant graveyard and bleaches his asshole, killing him while also mistaking kanye for cyborg from teen titans, niggers suddenly appear mistaking the landers of anders for niggerville and a riot lead by a black mike shinoda ensues for womens rights
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10. Anders Brievik is Freed
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while all of this is going on Yessie goes to free Anders who is trapped in Bernie Sanders' Jew Jail while everyone is distracted and leaves
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ACT 3: Autism Reunion
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11. Jenny loves nu-metal almost as much as being a coalburner
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Yessie is reunited with Nora, Wakeman, and Martin Shkreli only to find out that jenny has been infected by Rose Cock before he died
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and is now obsessed with nu-metal, and is wearing a limp bizkit shirt
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12. :oooooooooooooo
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yessie, not knowing what to do with this knowledge, wow reacts.
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13. Autismtechre
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to the surprise of absolutely no one, jenny has autism, and starts making various autism noises, yessie asks if there is a cure for it, and is told that there is one but martin shkreli inflated the price tenfold.
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14. Jenny sings a cover version of Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine
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Jenny has a minor malfunction and starts reciting "Killing in the Name" by RATM, Yessie, nora, and shkreli think nothing of it at first
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but then it suddenly attracts the Women's Rights protesters from the landers of anders, still led by black mike shinoda.
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15. Robot crackers
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Mike Shinoda notices jenny and starts calling her various racial slurs, notices that she is a nu-metal fanatic and challenges her to a rap battle.
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16. Jenny Wakeman becomes a #BLM activist
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Jenny just cant taste anymore mike shinoda verses, loses the rap battle, and becomes a black lives matter activist, and is taken away by mike as he leaves a trail of sick bars and poo poo behind him as he walks away
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ACT 4
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ACT 4 Yessie is sad lol
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17 Yessie listens to red with vivian
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Yessie goes off the deep end and starts listening to christian metal with vivian
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18. Drake and Joj
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Suddenly Drake and Josh (who are now the lead singers of linkin park) bust through the ceiling and tell yessie and vivian
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that the only way to get jenny back is to convert into christianity and praise the almighty sean brannigan
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18 fuck
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yessie initially agrees but then realizes that sean brannigan is ded and in heven part 2 and must go to commiefornia to revive him with the dragon balls
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19 Pantera- Respect
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pantera is christian metal right???
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20 33 yessie counts to 33 lol
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Act 5 Onward to Commiefornia
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07. Pantera- Respect
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08. Euronymous deserved it
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09. Easy bake Anne Frank
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10. :oooooooooooooo
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11. Drake and Joj
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12. Autismtechre
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13. Drukqs and Jawls
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14. Genghis Kahn is the savior of the Aboriginal race
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15. Whose Loin Is It Anyway?
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16. Robot crackers
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17. In The Landers of Anders
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18. Jenny loves nu-metal almost as much as being a coalburner
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19. Sernie Banders
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20. Bashar Al Assad- president of Canada invades brazil to collect black ass bitches n weed n shit and converts from Alawite Islam to Rastafarinism to destroy the evil white menace but finds out nigges support him so joins the Nazi party
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21. Anders Brievik is Freed
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22. Mason searches for the cure for nigger lips: The movie.
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23. The Kanye West becomes a cyborg to maintain immortality but the jews become immortal and try to ursurp him out of his kang(n shit) status but Obama comes back to life and bleaches his asshole and niggers riot in niggerville for womens right
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24. Gaddafi x Assad a match made in Tremorton
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25. Wait, Jenny, you can use Charge Combo from MEtroid PRIME????
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26. fuck Austria
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27. 1234567890--=asdfghjkl;''zxcvbnm,./
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28. Anne Frank fucks her mom{hot soap action}
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29. Uh, excuse me? No, a doggo doing a hecking woofer is TOTALLY not as old and unfunny as lolcats!!!!!!
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30. Varg Vikernes cum n fuk
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31. CNN is the correct news source and you DRUMPF fags whom'st arn'st not'st soph'st'sti'stickat'std'id'std enough'st to'st under'st'stand that'st ARE STOOPID LOL
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33. yessie listens to red w/ vivian
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34. Good Bye Burger Lane
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35. KKKK
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36. fuck China
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37. Komm Schwul Tod
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38. what the fuck why is jenny wakeeman a BLACK FUCKING NIGGER?????????????
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39. The ghost of Sean Brannigan brings anime into the real world but gets cucked by his waifu
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40. Sean's Anime Son
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41. Jenny Wakeman becomes a #BLM activist
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42. Deniggerization
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43. DE-NIGGAFYIN' JOOS
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44. Demelanization
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45. An adventure in Chiraq
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46. The new transformers movie was an action packed thrill rides intense robotic action families losing their loved ones and a never ending battle of hope. The other 99% was just explosions.
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47. Jenny sings a cover version of Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine
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48. Rage against DRUMPF
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49. Destroying The State of Illinois (Come On and Stop The Illinoise!)
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50. Rage against my raging boner
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51. DRUMPF against the machine
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52. fuck
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53. ;-;
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54. Big Bosston Becomes New Capital of U.S.
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55. [02:03:10] Anders joined (aliases: Anders)
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56. California? More like gays R US.