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| 1 | Credit for writing this goes to Spiritcurse, because awesomeness like this cannot come from such a depraved mind as mine. | |
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| 5 | May I have your attention please? | |
| 6 | May I have your attention please? | |
| 7 | Will the real Karm please wake up? | |
| 8 | I repeat, will the real Karm please wake up? | |
| 9 | We're gonna have a problem here.. | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | Y'all act like you never seen a keyblader before | |
| 12 | Jaws all on the floor like the sun god just burst in the door | |
| 13 | and started whoopin ass worse than before | |
| 14 | they first used force, throwin them over furniture (Ahh!) | |
| 15 | It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, | |
| 16 | Conjack didn't just kill what I think he did, did he?" | |
| 17 | And Sandy said... nothing you idiots! | |
| 18 | Sandy's dead, his eye's on my pendant! (Ha-ha!) | |
| 19 | Medical women love Karm | |
| 20 | [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] | |
| 21 | "Karm, I'm sick of him | |
| 22 | Look at him, recovering, grabbin his you-know-what | |
| 23 | Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" | |
| 24 | Yeah, I probably got a couple of points up in my sheet lose loose | |
| 25 | But no worse, than what's goin on in Konoka's bedrooms | |
| 26 | Sometimes, I wanna get in combat and just let loose, but can't | |
| 27 | but it's cool for Conjack to psyk a contact | |
| 28 | "My snake is in your mind, my snake is in your mind" | |
| 29 | And if I'm lucky, you might just give in to darkness | |
| 30 | And that's the message that we deliver to little kids | |
| 31 | And expect them not to know what violence is | |
| 32 | Of course they gonna know what violence is | |
| 33 | By the time they hit fourth grade | |
| 34 | They got the Discovery Channel don't they? | |
| 35 | "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals | |
| 36 | who cut deiim open like cantaloupes [SLURP] | |
| 37 | But if we can kill demigods and space bugs | |
| 38 | then there's no reason that a god and a little healer can't elope | |
| 39 | [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I need the antidote | |
| 40 | Medics wave your healer guns, sing the chorus and it goes | |
| 41 | ||
| 42 | - | So won't the real Karm please wake up, |
| 42 | + | |
| 43 | ||
| 44 | 'Cause I'm Karm, yes I'm the real Karm | |
| 45 | All you other Karms are just imitating | |
| 46 | So won't the real Karm please stand up, | |
| 47 | please wake up, please wake up? | |
| 48 | ||
| 49 | [Karm] | |
| 50 | Well Dark don't gotta swing in his fights to melt his foes; | |
| 51 | well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! | |
| 52 | You think I give a damn about an innate attack? | |
| 53 | Half of you mobs can one shot me, not just challenge me | |
| 54 | "But Karm, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" | |
| 55 | Why? So you guys could just minmax to get me here? | |
| 56 | So you can, sit me here next to Nodoka and Eva? | |
| 57 | Shit, Eva better switch me chairs | |
| 58 | so I can sit next to Conjack and that italian assassin | |
| 59 | and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first | |
| 60 | You little bitch, put me on a drip in A+E | |
| 61 | "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's gonna need surgery, hee-hee!" | |
| 62 | I should download their statlines on the pastebin | |
| 63 | and show the whole world how you gave Karm shite skills [AHHH!] | |
| 64 | I'm sick of you little bugs and gods, all you do is annoy me | |
| 65 | so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] | |
| 66 | And there's a million of us just like me | |
| 67 | who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me | |
| 68 | who dress like me; walk, talk and fight like me | |
| 69 | and just might be the next worst thing but not quite me! | |
| 70 | ||
| 71 | [Chorus] | |
| 72 | ||
| 73 | [Karm] | |
| 74 | I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you | |
| 75 | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room | |
| 76 | The only difference is I got the balls to say it | |
| 77 | in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all | |
| 78 | I just get in the fight and hit it | |
| 79 | and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just can't finish it | |
| 80 | worse than ninety percent of you fighters out can | |
| 81 | Then you wonder how can bugs eat up these hits like they got massive DR | |
| 82 | It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty | |
| 83 | I'll be the only person in the nursin home fighting | |
| 84 | Pinchin nurses asses when I'm trying to get myself talking | |
| 85 | And I'm healing but this whole bag of morphine isn't working | |
| 86 | And every single person is a Karm lurkin | |
| 87 | He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings | |
| 88 | [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling | |
| 89 | Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" | |
| 90 | with his windows down and his system up | |
| 91 | So, will the real Karm please wake up? | |
| 92 | And put one of those fingers on each hand up? | |
| 93 | And be proud to be outta your depth and outta control | |
| 94 | and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? | |
| 95 | ||
| 96 | [Chorus 4X] | |
| 97 | ||
| 98 | [Karm] | |
| 99 | Ha ha | |
| 100 | Guess there's a Karm in all of us | |
| 101 | Fuck it, let's all wake up |