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| 1 | The Gamer Ten Commandments | |
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| 3 | 1. Thou shall take any other chair but thine. | |
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| 5 | 2. Thou shall not camp with a light machine gun. | |
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| 7 | - | 3. Keep thy days off of work sacred. |
| 7 | + | 3. Keep thy days off of work sacred. |
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| 9 | 4. Spend five hours or more on side quests in any game. | |
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| 11 | 5. Kill quest givers of the opposing faction repeatedly. | |
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| 13 | 6. When opposing faction members die T-bag them. | |
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| 15 | 7. Do not steal the gamers chair if you want to live. | |
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| 17 | 8. Thou shall claim false witness of any events listed. | |
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| 19 | 9. Thou shall watch hentai and rub one off on election day. | |
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| 21 | 10. Thou shall covet the newest console out on the market. |
