The Gamer Ten Commandments

The Gamer Ten Commandments

1. Thou shall take any other chair but thine.

2. Thou shall not camp with a light machine gun.

3. Keep thy days off of work sacred.

4. Spend five hours or more on side quests in any game.

5. Kill quest givers of the opposing faction repeatedly.

6. When opposing faction members die T-bag them.

7. Do not steal the gamers chair if you want to live.

8. Thou shall claim false witness of any events listed.

9. Thou shall watch hentai and rub one off on election day.

10. Thou shall covet the newest console out on the market.