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1 | Rarity and the Magic Dress. | |
2 | - | >Rarity never thought she would come face to face with a magic dress. |
2 | + | >Rarity never thought she would come fact to face with a magic dress. |
3 | >She stays up in her room, sorting her astronomical amount of clothes. Humming the same tune from the other story to herself. | |
4 | >Goes through her boot collection, goes through her blouse collection, her pants collection, her skirt collection, her other boot collection, her high heels collection... | |
5 | >Starts to make a mess in her room. Clothes lay everywhere on the floor like grass on the great plains. | |
6 | >But as Rarity goes through her dress collection, she notices something strange about one of the dresses she tossed on top of the other clothes. | |
7 | >It glistens in the morning sun, being in the path of the rays of light coming through the window. | |
8 | >The thing catches Rarity's attention, drawing her over and prompting her to pick it up. | |
9 | >It's a beautiful white and gold dress, a dress that Rarity does not remember buying. | |
10 | >She automatically worries that it may belong to someone else. | |
11 | >With a flick of her wrist, she tosses it onto the bed and plans to put it in lost and found when she goes shopping for more clothes later on this afternoon. | |
12 | >Eventually goes back to her dress collection after thinking too hard about it. | |
13 | >... | |
14 | >Something's wrong. | |
15 | >Rarity double and triple checks her collection for a certain black and blue dress she specifically remembers buying. | |
16 | >It's nowhere to be found. | |
17 | >Rarity looks back to the white and gold dress on the bed. | |
18 | >It's pretty obvious what happened; she must have accidentally taken one of Sweetie Belle's dresses while Sweetie accidentally took hers. | |
19 | >No big deal, she'll just ask Sweetie to check the collection she has in her room. | |
20 | >All she has to do is wait for Sweetie to get home. | |
21 | >That shouldn't take too long. | |
22 | >The hours go by, and it's around noon. Rarity is finally nearing the end of her inspection of her massive wardrobe. | |
23 | >She makes a list on a slip of paper, listing all of the new items she wants to find while spending the rest of the day at the mall buying clothes until it closes. | |
24 | >Rarity gets her purse and takes the dress on the bed with her to see from the mall records if she had bought it from there. | |
25 | >But before she does this, she pays a visit to Sweetie's room. | |
26 | >Sweetie Belle answers to the knock on her door. "Come in!" | |
27 | >Rarity enters the room, and sees Sweetie Belle on the computer with the lights off. | |
28 | >Besides the dim computer screen, the only light source is from the hallway right behind Rarity. | |
29 | >"Sweetie, I have a question. Is this dress yours?" | |
30 | >She holds it up in front of her sister. | |
31 | >Sweetie takes a long look at the black and blue dress. | |
32 | >"I remember that you said that you liked to wear white and gold, and I happen to be missing my black and blue dress from my room." | |
33 | >Sweetie makes the most confused face, seeing Rarity holding the very dress she said she's missing in her hands. | |
34 | >But she's too impatient to address this matter right now. "That doesn't look like mine. And black and blue aren't my colors anyway." She gives a lazy answer and waits for her sister to say okay and leave. | |
35 | >"That's... sort of what I thought." Rarity wonders to herself. "I imagine you wouldn't take a black and blue dress up to your room anyway. Oh well, thanks anyway." | |
36 | >"No prob, sis." | |
37 | >"By the way, I'm heading to the mall, would you like me to bring you back some ice cream?" | |
38 | >Sweetie Belle silently groans. | |
39 | >"Uh, no thanks. Mom said I'm not supposed to have too many sweets until my cavities are gone." | |
40 | >Rarity sighs. "Oh! Right, I completely forgot about that." | |
41 | >Sweetie actually lied. She already knows that Rarity would buy the ice cream and then carry it around for three more hours while she buys clothes. | |
42 | >She'd then return home with a fresh bowl of forgotten ice cream soup at room temperature for Sweetie Belle to promptly pour down the kitchen sink. | |
43 | >Rarity goes to her car and backs out of the driveway, making sure there is enough money in her wallet to buy anything she needs. | |
44 | >There's like, 2,000 dollars in there. | |
45 | >Rarity goes back in and gets another 1,500 just in case a new clothing trend is in. | |
46 | >She then drives over to the mall. | |
47 | - | >Enters the front doors and immediately can't choose where she wants to go first. There are just so many things for her to choose from. |
47 | + | >Enters the front doors and immediately can't choose where she wants to go first. There are just os many things for her to choose from. |
48 | >She goes to the shoe section first. | |
49 | >... | |
50 | >An hour and a half later, Rarity rolls her cart around the aisles. The cart is heavy and jam-packed with newly bought items. | |
51 | >Rarity has the white and gold dress on the outer rim to take to customer service. | |
52 | >She goes there. | |
53 | >"Ah! Miss Rarity! Glad to see you back... again." Greets the clerk. | |
54 | >"Oh you know me, darling. Always a regular here." She pulls the dress up to the counter. "I have a couple of questions about this dress." | |
55 | >Rarity asks the clerk to check the receipts again and again, but the dress apparently wasn't sold at the mall at all. | |
56 | >There is no solution from addressing the clerk about this either, and Rarity walks away with her confused eyes on the dress. | |
57 | >She goes around the mall buying more new clothes. Seeking out every sale she can find. | |
58 | >Rarity soon enters a dimly lit store. | |
59 | >She winks at the cool guys wearing their leather jackets and sunglasses in here. Generously giving them her attention. | |
60 | >But she looks down the the mystery dress on the rim of the cart and gasps. | |
61 | >It's black and blue now! | |
62 | >Rarity picks it up and recognizes the design; it's the dress she had been missing. | |
63 | >How in the world did it change colors? | |
64 | >She finishes shopping and hauls her large collection of newly bought clothes home. | |
65 | >The back bumper of the car screeches on the road as she drives; the lid of the trunk can hardly handle this. | |
66 | >Rarity pulls in to her driveway, and the combined masses of the clothes in her trunk and the clothes in her closet are near eachother enough to start gravitating together. | |
67 | >The densities of the clothes clusters pull the closet door off the hinges and Rarity's car into the air. | |
68 | >They crash together, combining their mass into one hyper-dense ball of fabric. | |
69 | >It collapses into itself under its own weight and contracts into a singularity. | |
70 | >The Rarity singularity. | |
71 | >It forms a supermassive black hole that swallows the entire solar system. | |
72 | End. |