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 HabeusKaiju is playing a confiscated Gameboy in his office
 Gwydion knocks on the door
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh!
 HabeusKaiju pops the game boy in his drawer
 <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
 Gwydion walks in, nuzzie sticking out of his backpack
 <Gwydion>: "Hello mr hondo"
 <Maw>: well, you should have at least seen him and been like "hey, you're new. here's some shit you should work on/know about and here's wher eyou sleep now" even if the two of you aren't properly acquainted]
 <HabeusKaiju>: Hey Gwyd, how ya doing?
 <Gwydion>: "Im good, im happy but i still need to talk ya know?"
 Gwydion is a bit chipper
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, sure!
 <HabeusKaiju>: Have a seat!
 Gwydion takes a seat
 <HabeusKaiju>: What's on your mind?
 
 <Gwydion>: Samuel L jackson jumps out of gwyds backpack. He then runs onto habs desk and starts scarfing down candies.
 <Gwydion>: Nuzzie*]
 <Oasisis>: that is the best context free sentence ever]
 <Wrong_Way>: [wtf]
 <Gwydion>: were you guys not here yesterday? Ww was]
 <Gwydion>: we decided if anyone ever played nuzzie in live action it would be a cgless samuel l jackson]
 
 HabeusKaiju pets Nuzzie's head
 <Gwydion>: "So, how are you mr hondo? Are you well?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Doing fine, how bout you?
 <Gwydion>: ."..Im good but i still need to talk about stuff"
 <Gwydion>: "Its a little embarrassing, but I don't have any family to talk to about it."
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm?
 HabeusKaiju leans in closer
 <Gwydion>: "So I thought youd be the next best thing"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Always safe here, buddy
 HabeusKaiju pats Gwydion's shoulder
 
 <Gwydion>: "Right right. So I met a girl, and I think shes just brillaint, and I think shes into me, but i dont really know how to talk to her about it because shes a good friend"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, may I ask a name, or that too private?
 <Gwydion>: "I dont know how shed feel about that, it could be embarrassing for her if you knew. "
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: I gotcha
 <HabeusKaiju>: so, let's see....
 <HabeusKaiju>: you wanna talk to her, but...you don;t wanna ruin what you got?
 
 <Gwydion>: "I, I just dont know how to proceed"
 <Gwydion>: "..I dont want to get my heart ripped out"
 <HabeusKaiju>: It can be a toughie, that kind of stuff, but, how well do you know this girl?
 
 <Gwydion>: "Very well, I visit her house often, Id like to think I was even friends with her father"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, do you think she would be mean about this, even if she rejected you?
 <Gwydion>: "I know she wouldnt mr hondo. I dont think shed ever hurt me on purpose"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, I think....go for it!
 <HabeusKaiju>: You're good friends, and you're a good kid, so you attract good people, so it should turn out....good
 <HabeusKaiju>: and hell, ya got it in with her dad!
 <HabeusKaiju>: That's like, Brannigan's law!
 
 <Gwydion>: "Yeah but how should I mr hondo?"
 <Gwydion>: "...wait whos brannigan?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: It was a show, before you times
 <HabeusKaiju>: not important
 <HabeusKaiju>: let's see....what does she like?
 
 <Gwydion>: "Working on projects; mostly building things. She also likes to have fun on the side with a little vigilantism, and flying."
 <HabeusKaiju>: vigilantism?
 <Gwydion>: "Well ya know, s-men style stuff"
 <HabeusKaiju>: So she is an s-men?
 
 <Gwydion>: "Going out, helping people, having adventures.........um"
 HabeusKaiju raises an eybrow at Gwydion
 <Gwydion>: "Mr hondo, I already told you I couldnt tell you who she is, if i give too much info you will find out by yourself"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, so, you met yourself a hero girl?
 <HabeusKaiju>: Maybe you could help her out with that stuff, and then bridge into the whole...girl issue
 
 <Gwydion>: "....mr hondo are you sure you arent trying to snoop?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: What?
 <HabeusKaiju>: I'm just saying
 <HabeusKaiju>: you do magic
 <HabeusKaiju>: do magic stuff to her
 <HabeusKaiju>: It could help her
 <Gwydion>: "What makes you think she needs help?"
 <Gwydion>: "Hell, she could be magic couldnt she?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, ya, but...it was just a suggestion...
 <Gwydion>: "Shes very competant, shes a strong brillaint girl, mr hondo"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Yea, sorry, well, is there anything else you can help her with? Or something you can do?
 <HabeusKaiju>: maybe invite her out for movies, or something?
 <Gwydion>: "I guess there is a few things I could do, but im asking you how to go about asking her, mr hondo"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Just...ask her
 <HabeusKaiju>: Straight forward approach can usually catch a girl's attention
 <Gwydion>: "Right, so just hope it works out then?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Yea, you can handle it, just work your magic, eh, kiddo?
 
 HabeusKaiju nudges gwyd in the side]
 <HabeusKaiju>: Gwydion was stabbed to death]
 <Gwydion>: "Oh I see, I should seduce your daughter into raunchy escapades, thanks mr hondo!"]
 <HabeusKaiju>: Gwydion?]
 <Gwydion>: yeah?]
 
 <Gwydion>: "Oh, sure hahaha...are you sure I should do this?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: yea, totes, you deserve happiness, man, and I am sure you can pick 'em well
 <Gwydion>: "Any other advice youd want to give?I mean, youd know what to do better than me"
 
 <Maw>: [I wonder if hab's powers include the laws of... attraction?]
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, what are some of her favoruite things?
 <HabeusKaiju>: Maybe you can buy her that
 <Gwydion>: "Well she is very cerebral, she builds most of her things, but you already asked me this"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, what kind of things does she build? Is she an artist?
 <Gwydion>: "In a way"
 <HabeusKaiju>: In a way?
 <Gwydion>: "Yes, shes not specifically what you would call an artist but I would call what she makes art"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, what /can/ you tell me about this girl, then?
 <Gwydion>: "What do you want to know?"
 <Gwydion>: "Specifically, I mean besides her name"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Weeeeeeell, I am oepn ears, so, what you willing to spill?
 <HabeusKaiju>: Every little bit counts
 <Gwydion>: "Im sorry, im not very good at thinking off the top of my head. Im much better with questions"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Okay
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: How large is the age gap between you two?
 <Gwydion>: "Two or three years, give or take a month or so."
 <HabeusKaiju>: mkay
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: how long have you know her for?
 <HabeusKaiju>: this could help out a bit
 <Gwydion>: "I met her a little while after I came here"
 <HabeusKaiju>: this could help out a bitoh, so, she was a veteran hero?
 <Gwydion>: "I dont know what you mean mr hondo, shes not that old"
 <HabeusKaiju>: oh, so, she is younger?
 <Gwydion>: "Shes sixteen, yeah"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha, gotcha
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: So, she is new in town then, or she from around her?
 <HabeusKaiju>: maybe you could show her the sights
 <Gwydion>: "I dont really know the sights myself mr hondo, Im new to this country"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Right, of course...
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, maybe take her out for ice cream, or something. Food is always a good place to start
 
 <Gwydion>: "That sounds good, any reccomendations??"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, What kind of food she like?
 <Gwydion>: "Im not sure, i know she eats a lot of meat"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, a meat eater, eh? Sounds like someone I know....
 <Gwydion>: "Oh you mean like clara? Yeah she does eat a lot of meat, I guess."
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I meant like me
 <Gwydion>: "Ha, youre not a girl though"
 <HabeusKaiju>: If you're looking for meat, try the steakery, near the bar downtown
 <HabeusKaiju>: And of course I'm not, just love me the meat
 <HabeusKaiju>: Like Cosgrove!
 HabeusKaiju laughs
 
 <Gwydion>: .."haha....
 <HabeusKaiju>: Anyways, yea, just, take her a place to eat,, help her with stuff, and, be direct, okay?
 <HabeusKaiju>: If you meander about too long, it could slip past ya
 <Gwydion>: "Thanks mr hondo"
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: Go get 'em, kay, tiger?
 HabeusKaiju snaps his fingers, and make a cha-chink noise
 Gwyd laughs
 <Gwyd>: "Thanks again mr hondo"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Always willing
 Gwyd gets up and picks up nuzzie, who has eaten a good portion of habs desk by now
 
 <HabeusKaiju>: MY DESK!]
 
 <Gwyd>: "oh wait, mark still thinks im after his crush"
 <Gwyd>: "Dude doesnt believe me when I say I dont, anything you can do to help me with that?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I'll tell him to lay off ya, kay?
 <Gwyd>: "Thank mr hondo"
 
 Gwyd leaves with nuzzie, waving goodbye
 <HabeusKaiju>: You're welcome
 HabeusKaiju waves Gwyd out of the office
 
 WRONG WAY
 
 Wrong_Way appears in Hab's office all of the sudden. He's carrying many rolls of duct tape in his arms. He appears snickering at a joke that he only knows.
 <HabeusKaiju>: Mark....
 <HabeusKaiju>: What are you doing?
 Wrong_Way realizes Hab is in his office
 <Wrong_Way>: "Uh..."
 Wrong_Way looks at all the duct tape in his arms
 <Wrong_Way>: "It's not what you think!"
 Wrong_Way murmurs "The rolls of duct tape /aren't/ in my room." and forces a smile as they disappear.
 Wrong_Way scratches the back of his head, still trying to hold that smile
 <Wrong_Way>: "So....What's up?"
 <HabeusKaiju>: What...was that about?
 <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing. Nothing..."
 Wrong_Way takes a quick look around the room and takes a seat
 <HabeusKaiju>: Well, then what are you doing in my office?
 <HabeusKaiju>: More dream issues?
 <Wrong_Way>: "Dreams? Ha. I'm good on the whole Vacuna eating my leg thing. Mr. Frank helped me take care of that." he says
 <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, good!
 <HabeusKaiju>: So...what's up then?
 <HabeusKaiju>: You know you gotta take an appointment if ya wanna chat, right?
 <Wrong_Way>: "I do? Oh alright. I'll catch you later then..." he says, getting up from his seat.
 HabeusKaiju laughs
 <HabeusKaiju>: Come on, you know I'm kidding
 <HabeusKaiju>: I was just playing Game Boy, then chatted with Gwyd
 <HabeusKaiju>: Whch reminds me
 <Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Hehe..."
 <HabeusKaiju>: Lay off him
 <Wrong_Way>: "...Theo, I barely see him around any more."
 [and then I decided I'm too tired to do shit and i really don't give a crap at 1 am]