HabeusKaiju is playing a confiscated Gameboy in his office
Gwydion knocks on the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh!
HabeusKaiju pops the game boy in his drawer
<HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
Gwydion walks in, nuzzie sticking out of his backpack
<Gwydion>: "Hello mr hondo"
<Maw>: well, you should have at least seen him and been like "hey, you're new. here's some shit you should work on/know about and here's wher eyou sleep now" even if the two of you aren't properly acquainted]
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey Gwyd, how ya doing?
<Gwydion>: "Im good, im happy but i still need to talk ya know?"
Gwydion is a bit chipper
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, sure!
<HabeusKaiju>: Have a seat!
Gwydion takes a seat
<HabeusKaiju>: What's on your mind?

<Gwydion>: Samuel L jackson jumps out of gwyds backpack. He then runs onto habs desk and starts scarfing down candies.
<Gwydion>: Nuzzie*]
<Oasisis>: that is the best context free sentence ever]
<Wrong_Way>: [wtf]
<Gwydion>: were you guys not here yesterday? Ww was]
<Gwydion>: we decided if anyone ever played nuzzie in live action it would be a cgless samuel l jackson]

HabeusKaiju pets Nuzzie's head
<Gwydion>: "So, how are you mr hondo? Are you well?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Doing fine, how bout you?
<Gwydion>: ."..Im good but i still need to talk about stuff"
<Gwydion>: "Its a little embarrassing, but I don't have any family to talk to about it."

<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm?
HabeusKaiju leans in closer
<Gwydion>: "So I thought youd be the next best thing"
<HabeusKaiju>: Always safe here, buddy
HabeusKaiju pats Gwydion's shoulder

<Gwydion>: "Right right. So I met a girl, and I think shes just brillaint, and I think shes into me, but i dont really know how to talk to her about it because shes a good friend"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, may I ask a name, or that too private?
<Gwydion>: "I dont know how shed feel about that, it could be embarrassing for her if you knew. "

<HabeusKaiju>: I gotcha
<HabeusKaiju>: so, let's see....
<HabeusKaiju>: you wanna talk to her, but...you don;t wanna ruin what you got?

<Gwydion>: "I, I just dont know how to proceed"
<Gwydion>: "..I dont want to get my heart ripped out"
<HabeusKaiju>: It can be a toughie, that kind of stuff, but, how well do you know this girl?

<Gwydion>: "Very well, I visit her house often, Id like to think I was even friends with her father"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, do you think she would be mean about this, even if she rejected you?
<Gwydion>: "I know she wouldnt mr hondo. I dont think shed ever hurt me on purpose"

<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I think....go for it!
<HabeusKaiju>: You're good friends, and you're a good kid, so you attract good people, so it should turn out....good
<HabeusKaiju>: and hell, ya got it in with her dad!
<HabeusKaiju>: That's like, Brannigan's law!

<Gwydion>: "Yeah but how should I mr hondo?"
<Gwydion>: "...wait whos brannigan?"
<HabeusKaiju>: It was a show, before you times
<HabeusKaiju>: not important
<HabeusKaiju>: let's see....what does she like?

<Gwydion>: "Working on projects; mostly building things. She also likes to have fun on the side with a little vigilantism, and flying."
<HabeusKaiju>: vigilantism?
<Gwydion>: "Well ya know, s-men style stuff"
<HabeusKaiju>: So she is an s-men?

<Gwydion>: "Going out, helping people, having adventures.........um"
HabeusKaiju raises an eybrow at Gwydion
<Gwydion>: "Mr hondo, I already told you I couldnt tell you who she is, if i give too much info you will find out by yourself"

<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, so, you met yourself a hero girl?
<HabeusKaiju>: Maybe you could help her out with that stuff, and then bridge into the whole...girl issue

<Gwydion>: "....mr hondo are you sure you arent trying to snoop?"
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm just saying
<HabeusKaiju>: you do magic
<HabeusKaiju>: do magic stuff to her
<HabeusKaiju>: It could help her
<Gwydion>: "What makes you think she needs help?"
<Gwydion>: "Hell, she could be magic couldnt she?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, ya, but...it was just a suggestion...
<Gwydion>: "Shes very competant, shes a strong brillaint girl, mr hondo"

<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, sorry, well, is there anything else you can help her with? Or something you can do?
<HabeusKaiju>: maybe invite her out for movies, or something?
<Gwydion>: "I guess there is a few things I could do, but im asking you how to go about asking her, mr hondo"

<HabeusKaiju>: Just...ask her
<HabeusKaiju>: Straight forward approach can usually catch a girl's attention
<Gwydion>: "Right, so just hope it works out then?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, you can handle it, just work your magic, eh, kiddo?

HabeusKaiju nudges gwyd in the side]
<HabeusKaiju>: Gwydion was stabbed to death]
<Gwydion>: "Oh I see, I should seduce your daughter into raunchy escapades, thanks mr hondo!"]
<HabeusKaiju>: Gwydion?]
<Gwydion>: yeah?]

<Gwydion>: "Oh, sure hahaha...are you sure I should do this?"
<HabeusKaiju>: yea, totes, you deserve happiness, man, and I am sure you can pick 'em well
<Gwydion>: "Any other advice youd want to give?I mean, youd know what to do better than me"

<Maw>: [I wonder if hab's powers include the laws of... attraction?]

<HabeusKaiju>: Well, what are some of her favoruite things?
<HabeusKaiju>: Maybe you can buy her that
<Gwydion>: "Well she is very cerebral, she builds most of her things, but you already asked me this"

<HabeusKaiju>: Well, what kind of things does she build? Is she an artist?
<Gwydion>: "In a way"
<HabeusKaiju>: In a way?
<Gwydion>: "Yes, shes not specifically what you would call an artist but I would call what she makes art"

<HabeusKaiju>: Well, what /can/ you tell me about this girl, then?
<Gwydion>: "What do you want to know?"
<Gwydion>: "Specifically, I mean besides her name"
<HabeusKaiju>: Weeeeeeell, I am oepn ears, so, what you willing to spill?
<HabeusKaiju>: Every little bit counts
<Gwydion>: "Im sorry, im not very good at thinking off the top of my head. Im much better with questions"
<HabeusKaiju>: Okay

<HabeusKaiju>: How large is the age gap between you two?
<Gwydion>: "Two or three years, give or take a month or so."
<HabeusKaiju>: mkay

<HabeusKaiju>: how long have you know her for?
<HabeusKaiju>: this could help out a bit
<Gwydion>: "I met her a little while after I came here"
<HabeusKaiju>: this could help out a bitoh, so, she was a veteran hero?
<Gwydion>: "I dont know what you mean mr hondo, shes not that old"
<HabeusKaiju>: oh, so, she is younger?
<Gwydion>: "Shes sixteen, yeah"
<HabeusKaiju>: Gotcha, gotcha

<HabeusKaiju>: So, she is new in town then, or she from around her?
<HabeusKaiju>: maybe you could show her the sights
<Gwydion>: "I dont really know the sights myself mr hondo, Im new to this country"
<HabeusKaiju>: Right, of course...
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, maybe take her out for ice cream, or something. Food is always a good place to start

<Gwydion>: "That sounds good, any reccomendations??"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, What kind of food she like?
<Gwydion>: "Im not sure, i know she eats a lot of meat"

<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, a meat eater, eh? Sounds like someone I know....
<Gwydion>: "Oh you mean like clara? Yeah she does eat a lot of meat, I guess."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I meant like me
<Gwydion>: "Ha, youre not a girl though"
<HabeusKaiju>: If you're looking for meat, try the steakery, near the bar downtown
<HabeusKaiju>: And of course I'm not, just love me the meat
<HabeusKaiju>: Like Cosgrove!
HabeusKaiju laughs

<Gwydion>: .."haha....
<HabeusKaiju>: Anyways, yea, just, take her a place to eat,, help her with stuff, and, be direct, okay?
<HabeusKaiju>: If you meander about too long, it could slip past ya
<Gwydion>: "Thanks mr hondo"

<HabeusKaiju>: Go get 'em, kay, tiger?
HabeusKaiju snaps his fingers, and make a cha-chink noise
Gwyd laughs
<Gwyd>: "Thanks again mr hondo"
<HabeusKaiju>: Always willing
Gwyd gets up and picks up nuzzie, who has eaten a good portion of habs desk by now

<HabeusKaiju>: MY DESK!]

<Gwyd>: "oh wait, mark still thinks im after his crush"
<Gwyd>: "Dude doesnt believe me when I say I dont, anything you can do to help me with that?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I'll tell him to lay off ya, kay?
<Gwyd>: "Thank mr hondo"

Gwyd leaves with nuzzie, waving goodbye
<HabeusKaiju>: You're welcome
HabeusKaiju waves Gwyd out of the office

WRONG WAY

Wrong_Way appears in Hab's office all of the sudden. He's carrying many rolls of duct tape in his arms. He appears snickering at a joke that he only knows.
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark....
<HabeusKaiju>: What are you doing?
Wrong_Way realizes Hab is in his office
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh..."
Wrong_Way looks at all the duct tape in his arms
<Wrong_Way>: "It's not what you think!"
Wrong_Way murmurs "The rolls of duct tape /aren't/ in my room." and forces a smile as they disappear.
Wrong_Way scratches the back of his head, still trying to hold that smile
<Wrong_Way>: "So....What's up?"
<HabeusKaiju>: What...was that about?
<Wrong_Way>: "Nothing. Nothing..."
Wrong_Way takes a quick look around the room and takes a seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, then what are you doing in my office?
<HabeusKaiju>: More dream issues?
<Wrong_Way>: "Dreams? Ha. I'm good on the whole Vacuna eating my leg thing. Mr. Frank helped me take care of that." he says
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, good!
<HabeusKaiju>: So...what's up then?
<HabeusKaiju>: You know you gotta take an appointment if ya wanna chat, right?
<Wrong_Way>: "I do? Oh alright. I'll catch you later then..." he says, getting up from his seat.
HabeusKaiju laughs
<HabeusKaiju>: Come on, you know I'm kidding
<HabeusKaiju>: I was just playing Game Boy, then chatted with Gwyd
<HabeusKaiju>: Whch reminds me
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Hehe..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Lay off him
<Wrong_Way>: "...Theo, I barely see him around any more."
[and then I decided I'm too tired to do shit and i really don't give a crap at 1 am]