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| 1 | - | Hamster night is in a way and we're all getting down |
| 1 | + | Hamster night is underway, and we’re all getting down. |
| 2 | - | Welcome to the hottest fucking party in town |
| 2 | + | Welcome to the hottest fuckin’ party in town. |
| 3 | - | And we [defound?] he [kinda clown??] |
| 3 | + | No need to frown, I ain’t tryin’ to clown, |
| 4 | - | Someone get me a drink, we need another [???] |
| 4 | + | Someone get me a drink, we need another round. |
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| 6 | - | We've got hamsters in a house and they be bowling |
| 6 | + | We got hamsters in the house and they be bowling, |
| 7 | - | [Prince's???] [polling?] down, the balls keep rolling |
| 7 | + | Pins falling down, the balls keep rolling. |
| 8 | - | And Master Hamster MC checked the ladies bowling |
| 8 | + | I ’m Master Hamster MC, check the latest polling. |
| 9 | - | Someone grabbed the mic, then the [????] |
| 9 | + | Someone grab the mic, entertainment needs doling. |
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| 11 | - | [Honest?] pickin' up, things are [???] gettin' hot |
| 11 | + | This party’s pickin’ up, things are starting to get hot, |
| 12 | - | [??? A name?]'s got a ['noul'?] around when junked the knot |
| 12 | + | Hamster’s grindin’ all around, more drunk than not. |
| 13 | - | [T-Roth?] the top shove a gap the hole |
| 13 | + | Clear off the top shelf, I’ve got the whole lot, |
| 14 | - | While things [back?] gettin' crazy, now who wants a shot?! |
| 14 | + | Things about to get crazy, now who wants a shot? |
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| 16 | - | Fine ol' hands of a hamster is essential |
| 16 | + | Drying your hands, for a hamster is essential |
| 17 | - | Close [straight???] [???] to your fullest potential |
| 17 | + | to throw strikes and spares to your fullest potential. |
| 18 | - | Bowl dryer, towels, [chopped that?], we've got 'em all |
| 18 | + | Blow dryers, towels, chalk bags – we've got 'em all. |
| 19 | - | We're hamsters - we bowl, we're standing tall! |
| 19 | + | We're hamsters. We bowl. We're standing tall. |
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| 21 | - | Dry my hands, try to dry my [ ... puss?]! |
| 21 | + | Dry my hands? Try, dry my paws! |
| 22 | - | And if you don't back [in?] you get my class |
| 22 | + | And if you don't back down you'll get my claws! |
| 23 | - | The [?] is rot, don't explain my [floss???] |
| 23 | + | This shit is raw, don't exploit my flaws... |
| 24 | - | I'm come at you hotter than hamster life |
| 24 | + | I'll come at you harder than hamster law. |
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| 26 | - | You couldn't pull a strike but the help the [???] |
| 26 | + | You couldn't bowl a strike with the help of a sham-wow. |
| 27 | - | Get your ass [packing??] you're a [king o' ???] [???] |
| 27 | + | So get your ass back to the arcade and go play, now. |
| 28 | - | The [broadway??] me? Sit down mister |
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| 29 | - | I've been bowling since your momma ate your sister! |
| 29 | + | Don't front with me. Sit down, mister. |
| 30 | I've been bowling since yo' mama ate your sister. |
