Hamster night is in a way and we're all getting down
Welcome to the hottest fucking party in town
And we [defound?] he [kinda clown??]
Someone get me a drink, we need another [???]

We've got hamsters in a house and they be bowling
[Prince's???] [polling?] down, the balls keep rolling
And Master Hamster MC checked the ladies bowling
Someone grabbed the mic, then the [????]

[Honest?] pickin' up, things are [???] gettin' hot
[??? A name?]'s got a ['noul'?] around when junked the knot
[T-Roth?] the top shove a gap the hole
While things [back?] gettin' crazy, now who wants a shot?!

Fine ol' hands of a hamster is essential
Close [straight???] [???] to your fullest potential
Bowl dryer, towels, [chopped that?], we've got 'em all
We're hamsters - we bowl, we're standing tall!

Dry my hands, try to dry my [ ... puss?]!
And if you don't back [in?] you get my class
The [?] is rot, don't explain my [floss???]
I'm come at you hotter than hamster life

You couldn't pull a strike but the help the [???]
Get your ass [packing??] you're a [king o' ???] [???]
The [broadway??] me? Sit down mister
I've been bowling since your momma ate your sister!