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CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CTG: oh my god what even is going on here
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RTG: oh my god what even is going on here
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CTG: sup
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OTG: sup
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CDC: enother deve
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CTG: ive walked into some kind of cacophany of bullshit havent i
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RTG: ive walked into some kind of cacophany of bullshit havent i
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CTG: this was a mistake
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RTG: this was a mistake
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Your worst nightmare.
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CTG: this is so far from my worst nightmare you have no idea
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RTG: this is so far from my worst nightmare you have no idea
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CTG: but it is
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RTG: but it is
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CDC: sorry keru
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CTG: very very bad
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RTG: very very bad
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] cups and closes his hands around davechick, hiding him --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] cups and closes his hands around davechick, hiding him --
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CDC: i hed to poop
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CTG: dude
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OTG: dude
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CTG: if this is your worst nightmare
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OTG: if this is your worst nightmare
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CTT made KK an OP.
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CTG: youre a fucking pussy
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OTG: youre a fucking pussy
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CKK ceased responding to memo.
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CTG: just saying
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OTG: just saying
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CTG: i just said it wasnt
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RTG: i just said it wasnt
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CTG: i literally
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RTG: i literally
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CTG: just said that
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RTG: just said that
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CTG: less than a minute ago
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RTG: less than a minute ago
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CTG: (( sorry, misread that, dyslexia ))
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OTG: (( sorry, misread that, dyslexia ))
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] peeps and moves around inside the hands --
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CTG: but seriously im like
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RTG: but seriously im like
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CTG: what is that thing
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RTG: what is that thing
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CTG: what is what thing
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RTG: what is what thing
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CTG: that
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RTG: that
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CTG: what
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RTG: what
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] is hiding Davechick --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] is hiding Davechick --
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CTG: the thing in your hands
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RTG: the thing in your hands
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CTG: there aint anything in my hands what are you talking about
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OTG: there aint anything in my hands what are you talking about
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CTG: if youre anything like me
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RTG: if youre anything like me
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CTG: which you are because you are me
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RTG: which you are because you are me
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CTG: then youll know im not a fucking retard
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RTG: then youll know im not a fucking retard
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He was just clapping earlier.
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Obviously.
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CTG: i dunno man sometimes i wonder if i came back to the wrong timeline
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OTG: i dunno man sometimes i wonder if i came back to the wrong timeline
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CTG: jk
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OTG: jk
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CTG: i saw him cup his hands around a tiny version of itself
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RTG: i saw him cup his hands around a tiny version of itself
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CTG: like you guys think these shades make me unable to see or something
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RTG: like you guys think these shades make me unable to see or something
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CTG: im not blind
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RTG: im not blind
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You must be tired, Dave.
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues davechick! Shhhhh --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] captchalogues davechick! Shhhhh --
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CDC: tired deve
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CDC: peep
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You're hallucinating.
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] oh no --
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CTG: no tired is the opposite of what i am
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RTG: no tired is the opposite of what i am
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] shhh its ok youll be fine --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] shhh its ok youll be fine --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] opens his hands up- no chicky! --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] opens his hands up- no chicky! --
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CTG: there was some horrendous creation in his hands
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RTG: there was some horrendous creation in his hands
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CTG: no there wasnt
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OTG: no there wasnt
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CTG: see
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OTG: see
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Woah, hey
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CTG: like seriously what even would create a terrible amalgamation like that
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RTG: like seriously what even would create a terrible amalgamation like that
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Nothing is horrendous.
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CTT made GG an OP.
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CTG: hey no need to be a dick about my hypothetical clonebabies
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OTG: hey no need to be a dick about my hypothetical clonebabies
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CTG: is there some timeline where i merged with a floating orange dead bird
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RTG: is there some timeline where i merged with a floating orange dead bird
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CTG: yes
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OTG: yes
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CTG: like before i turned 5
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RTG: like before i turned 5
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CTG: no
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OTG: no
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CTG: then what the fuck is that
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RTG: then what the fuck is that
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CTG: what is what
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RTG: what is what
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CTG: seriously i aint got nothing here
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OTG: seriously i aint got nothing here
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] hands are open and empty --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] hands are open and empty --
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CTG: look its adorable how youre trying to be all maternal or whatever
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RTG: look its adorable how youre trying to be all maternal or whatever
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CTG: but im not a dumbass
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RTG: but im not a dumbass
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CTG: i entered the room before you hid it
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RTG: i entered the room before you hid it
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CTG: i heard it speak
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RTG: i heard it speak
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CTG: i enjoy a good ruse from time to time you know me
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RTG: i enjoy a good ruse from time to time you know me
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CTG: but this isnt working for you
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RTG: but this isnt working for you
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CTG: you know what this reminds me of
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RTG: you know what this reminds me of
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CTG: okay one hes a him not an it and two maybe i wouldnt feel the need to hide him if you werent being such a massive shithead about him
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OTG: okay one hes a him not an it and two maybe i wouldnt feel the need to hide him if you werent being such a massive shithead about him
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CTG: it reminds me of whenever i see those gross little grub babies that trolls have
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RTG: it reminds me of whenever i see those gross little grub babies that trolls have
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] decaptchas davechick --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] decaptchas davechick --
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CTG: like one time i saw a grub version of vantas
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RTG: like one time i saw a grub version of vantas
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CTG: and i was like jesus fuck
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RTG: and i was like jesus fuck
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CTG: what is that
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RTG: what is that
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CTG: wow
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OTG: wow
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CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CGG: they arent gross!!
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CGG: theyre cute
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CTG: thats racist
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OTG: thats racist
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CTG: jade isnt that racist
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OTG: jade isnt that racist
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CTG: and it was understandable then because a grub version of vantas existed at one point
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RTG: and it was understandable then because a grub version of vantas existed at one point
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CGG: is it??
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CTG: also hey harley
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RTG: also hey harley
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CGG: hi! :D
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CTG: but a small and speech impedimized version of myself a a fucking bird never existed
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RTG: but a small and speech impedimized version of myself a a fucking bird never existed
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] flops on davesprite's head --
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CTG: i dunno i think calling the concept of another races children gross is kinda racist
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OTG: i dunno i think calling the concept of another races children gross is kinda racist
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CDC: peep
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CTG: and will probably never exist except for right now
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RTG: and will probably never exist except for right now
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CTG: i dont
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RTG: i dont
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CTG: really understand
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RTG: really understand
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CTG: whats going on here
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RTG: whats going on here
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CTG: you dont gotta understand
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OTG: you dont gotta understand
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CTG: just accept it
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OTG: just accept it
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CTG: no never
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RTG: no never
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CTG: why the fuck not
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OTG: why the fuck not
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CGG: i guess it kinda is
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CTG: i want to know the exact event that caused that things creation
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RTG: i want to know the exact event that caused that things creation
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CTG: do you really
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OTG: do you really
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CTG: also all babies are gross not just troll babies
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RTG: also all babies are gross not just troll babies
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CGG: but thats probably just his disease getting the better of him :(
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CTG: and yes i do
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RTG: and yes i do
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CTG: oh god my disease
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RTG: oh god my disease
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CTG: why
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OTG: why
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CTG: i forgot about my disease
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RTG: i forgot about my disease
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CTG: what
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OTG: what
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] falls onto the floor --
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] falls onto the floor --
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CTG: i didnt know being an asshole was a disease
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OTG: i didnt know being an asshole was a disease
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CTG: i expect a full report on that things creation once ive recuperated
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RTG: i expect a full report on that things creation once ive recuperated
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CTG: do you really want to know the intricate details of crowdavesprite junk
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OTG: do you really want to know the intricate details of crowdavesprite junk
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CTG: no just the baby one
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RTG: no just the baby one
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CTG: i dont care about yours i already know all that 
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RTG: i dont care about yours i already know all that 
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CTG: very touching 
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RTG: very touching 
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CTG: well see explaining where he came from
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OTG: well see explaining where he came from
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CTG: would doom his timeline right
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RTG: would doom his timeline right
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CTG: i dont care
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RTG: i dont care
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CTG: not really
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OTG: not really
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CTG: christ am i going to have to give past me the talk
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OTG: christ am i going to have to give past me the talk
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] dramatic fall to knees! --
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CGG: noooo
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CGG: stay with us!!
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CGG: keep fighting!
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CTG: youre a male bird dont you -- oh god harley im dying
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RTG: youre a male bird dont you -- oh god harley im dying
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] feigns body pain --
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CTG: think a minute dude
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OTG: think a minute dude
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CGG: oh no
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CTG: malebirdsdontlayeggs
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RTG: malebirdsdontlayeggs
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] kiss of life! --
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CTG: remember after harley threw the dead bird in the seizure kernel and then it gathered up all my
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OTG: remember after harley threw the dead bird in the seizure kernel and then it gathered up all my
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CTG: or you
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OTG: or you
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CTG: our?
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OTG: our?
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CTG: anyways gathered up all our shit and like made a nest with the egg entry item
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OTG: anyways gathered up all our shit and like made a nest with the egg entry item
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CGG: oops
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CTG: only female crows nest dude
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OTG: only female crows nest dude
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CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CCZ: hello everrerryone~
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CTG: it only like
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RTG: it only like
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CDC gave TG voice.
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CTG: half worked
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RTG: half worked
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CTG: maybe try again
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CGG: okay
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] concentrates hard! --
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] is ignoring davesprite because hes an idiot --
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] is ignoring davesprite because hes an idiot --
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] big smooch of life. --
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CCZ: ...errrerr~
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CGG: does it still hurt?
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-- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] dragonstare --
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CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CTG: hey
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CDC: peffy peffy peffy
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CCZ: is this a bad time?~
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CTG: my disease
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RTG: my disease
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CTG: its
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CCZ: oh hello~
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CTG: its better
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RTG: its better
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CTG: for now
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RTG: for now
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CGG: phew!
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CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CHS: I s3ns3 cut3n3ss
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] quick hug. --
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CTG: problem momentarily solved
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RTG: problem momentarily solved
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CCZ: i do too now 0w0~
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] hugs, pats her on the back --
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] points at Deve --
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello sheriz
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CHS: Sh3ri*
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CDC: peep
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> no i dont like nicknames
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CHS: I d0nt lik3 y0u
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats over to dave and jade and drops some sunflower seeds on them --
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CDC: eet
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> yes youve made that clear
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] PaffyPounce --
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CCZ: ...~
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CTG: what's even going on n here?
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-- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] pounce'd --
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> and hello to you too dragon
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CHS: PAAAFFY¡!¡!¡!
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CCZ: cheeerrerreei~
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CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿? 030
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CCZ: how arrerr you?~
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CCZ: ...~
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] giggles --
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CCZ: eheheheh~
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CCZ: i am fine~
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CHS: Im aw3s0m3ly
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissy face o3o --
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-- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] kissies --
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissies --
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-- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] flips to a certain page in his book, his eyes focused on the dragon --
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CCZ: that is awesome.. eheh~
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CHS: Y3sss X3
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-- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] nuzzles --
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] nuzzles and purrrrrrs --
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-- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shakes his head and underps --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] is just gonna float off and set some coffee to brew and fix his bedhead into something presentable --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] is just gonna float off and set some coffee to brew and fix his bedhead into something presentable --
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CHS: Hi, Daggy
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CDC: öh heii sheri
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CCZ: hello dag~
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CDC: hi paffii
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CCZ: how arrerr things?~
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CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿?
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CTG: ((klsglkhfglkhglkjgkjl))
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CTG: ((RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE))
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CDC: nöt bad, iiöurselves?
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CHS: Aw3s0m3ly
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CCZ: eheh.. good~
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CGG: (( :? ))
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CURRENT batGuy [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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CBG: (( Blegh ))
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] sits on godsend's head --
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CDC: peep
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CBG: (( Lily and i are going to the pool today owo ))
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CDC: gööd
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CTG: what even
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RTG: what even
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CTG: this isnt okay with me
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RTG: this isnt okay with me
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CBG: (( i KNEW I was going to type pool jfkllafj i meant water park ))
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CTG: get off
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RTG: get off
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CTG: youre messing up my do
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RTG: youre messing up my do
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CHS: But h3 is cut3
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CTG: ((my mom just stole all of the freetime i had before work. i have to go to the fucking stre to pick up dry catfood because the wet i boutght is not gonna be enough for them to eat for some reason))
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] nestles in --
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CBG: Hello!
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CCZ: eheheh..~
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CDC: löök, it's a little bird versiön öf iiöu
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CTG: i dont care how cute he is hes not even me
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RTG: i dont care how cute he is hes not even me
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CDC: i em
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CHS: But3 h3 is CUT3
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CCZ: i like the dave birrerrds~
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CBG: Bird?
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CTG: its like someone opened a temporal vortex and kidnapped me when i was like four
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RTG: its like someone opened a temporal vortex and kidnapped me when i was like four
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] points to his shades --
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CDC: hi there
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CTG: and threw me into the kernal sprite
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RTG: and threw me into the kernal sprite
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CHS: I lik3 th3m t00 If I c0uld I w0uld mak3 him my littl3 br0
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats down --
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CTG: ((i don't evern have the money for this. i have to pay for car insurence T_T))
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] removes DC and hands him to HS --
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-- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] removes DC and hands him to HS --
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CTG: then here
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RTG: then here
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CTG: you can have him
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RTG: you can have him
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CDC: peep
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( --
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CCZ: glub~
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] takes him, wubububuububupetpetpet --
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CDC: d'aww
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CCZ: eheheh~
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-- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] wiggles in her hands, trying to get back to him --
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CHS: Ar3 y0u hungry¿?
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CTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
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RTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] floats back in with a cup of coffee --
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-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] floats back in with a cup of coffee --
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CTG: wow really
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OTG: wow really
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CTG: IM the one being a prick
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OTG: IM the one being a prick
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CHS: 0h, n0, n0t th3 bi---
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CTG: yup
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RTG: yup
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CTG: how am i being a prick
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OTG: how am i being a prick
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CHS: ...
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CCZ: ...~
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CHS: Th3 big 0n3 isnt THAT bad
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-- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pokes normal not sprite dave --
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CTG: hes got gender identity disorder
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RTG: hes got gender identity disorder
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CTG: and why
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RTG: and why
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CTG: in gods name
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RTG: in gods name
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CDC: whets e prick
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CTG: are you even poking me
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RTG: are you even poking me
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CTG: im not the one coming in here and being an ass about davechick
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OTG: im not the one coming in here and being an ass about davechick
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CBG: I dunno.
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CBG: uwu
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CGG: daaave....
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CTG: stop
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RTG: stop
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*opens her den of splendour and derp*
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CDC: ehehe
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CTG: what is it harley
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RTG: what is it harley
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CCZ: it is when you poke yourrerrself with something sharrerrp~
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CTT made FF an OP.
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-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him lightly. --
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-- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] apparently, Deve doesnt want to be with her, and lets him go --
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-- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] flops over --
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CGG: thats not very nice
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CTG: what the guy was just randomly poking me
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RTG: what the guy was just randomly poking me
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CTG: i dont even know who he is
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RTG: i dont even know who he is
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Welcome, one and all, to #Karus_Den
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CGG: not him! i meant the other you
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CCZ: do you keep birrerrds at all cherrerri?~
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CDC: mii guess is... Bruce- he lööks like a Bruce
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CHS: I hav3 s0m3
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CHS: ºuº
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CBG: What?
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CGG: shouldnt you get along with all of yourselves? dont be like karkat!
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CBG: My name is Kochiro.
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-- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs --
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CGG: hes not a good example
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CDC: öh, ökaii
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CBG: I'm a bat...thing...
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CHS: And I want a Bat t00, and a H3gd3h0g
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CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
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karu have you forgotten no advertising BV >>
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CHS: and a Piggy a g0at...
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CCZ: eheh.. aww~
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> i have all of those
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CHS: Shut up
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/is ooc btdubs >>
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> ...
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CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> sorry
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CTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady
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RTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady
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-- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] is http://imgur.com/Cou2P --
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CTG: dude
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OTG: dude
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CCZ: you will have all of those things someday cherrerri~
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CTG: also not my fault that he thinks he can lay eggs
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RTG: also not my fault that he thinks he can lay eggs
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CHS: 3h3h, n0 i w0nt
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CHS: My hiv3 is s0 small
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CTG: youre being disgusting right now you realize that right
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OTG: youre being disgusting right now you realize that right
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CCZ: you have my cave too 0w0~
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CGG: well....
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CGG: thats kinda my fault
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CDC: [[should i come in as batman?]]
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CGG: i didnt realize it was a girl bird.....
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CHS: And all 0f us ar3 a bit cr0wd3d sinc3 F3lis cats annnnnnd N0w with Charli3 b3ing 0r3gnant... uwu
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CHS: 0h, y3ah, but i dun want t0 b0th3r y0u
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CTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird
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RTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird
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CTG: it was a boy me
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RTG: it was a boy me
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CCZ: it would not botherrerr me.. eheh~
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CTG: yeah and
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OTG: yeah and
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CTG: the genders would just cross each other out
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RTG: the genders would just cross each other out
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CTG: not really
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OTG: not really
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CGG: even if he isnt anymore, hes still you!
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CTG: if anything youd be gender neutral
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RTG: if anything youd be gender neutral
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CGG: well
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CGG: maybe he has both??
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CTG: thats not how gender works dipshit
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OTG: thats not how gender works dipshit
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CCZ: it would make it less empty at least~
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CHS: But its Y0UR cav3
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CGG: but this seems far too personal!
341
CHS: ... but I dunn0...
342-
CTG: you cant be a famale floating dave bird thing
342+
RTG: you cant be a famale floating dave bird thing
343-
CTG: it makes no sense
343+
RTG: it makes no sense
344-
CTG: go back to your broken timeline please
344+
RTG: go back to your broken timeline please
345
CGG: does anything about this game make sense?
346-
CTG: youre making my job hard
346+
RTG: youre making my job hard
347
-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him again. --
348
CCZ: i would like having some pets arrerround~
349
CHS: W0uld d0¿? But... y0u hav3 t0 tak3 car3 0f th3m
350
CHS: F33d th3m, cl3an th3m, t3ach th3m...
351
CCZ: hmm.. you might have to show me how to do that~
352
CCZ: you arrerr betterrerr at it than i would be~
353
CGG: dave is dave!! no matter whats in his pants
354
CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> you shouldnt keep animals as pets
355-
CTG: thats totally innacurate
355+
RTG: thats totally innacurate
356-
CTG: wow
356+
OTG: wow
357-
CTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
357+
RTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
358-
CTG: wow
358+
OTG: wow
359-
CTG: and im not sorry
359+
RTG: and im not sorry
360
-- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pounceglides over to AP --
361
CBG: Hello!
362
CHS: 3h3h, wh3n y0u struggl3 with 36 cats, 3 D0gs, 1 bunny, 1 crab, 1 p3t r0ck and a squirr3l, y0u g0tta mak3 th3 imp0ssibl3
363
CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello
364-
CTG: (( sure sounds like someone is pushing their cissexist views on their RP character :) ))
364+
OTG: (( sure sounds like someone is pushing their cissexist views on their RP character :) ))
365
FTG, CTG ceased responding to memo.
366-
CTG: (( sure sounds like someone is taking IC interactions to OOC ))
366+
RTG: (( sure sounds like someone is taking IC interactions to OOC ))
367
CCZ: eheheh.. if anyone could do it i am surrerr it is you~
368
CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
369
-- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] swoops in all mysterious --
370-
CTG: (( considering youre going wildly OOC just to make your dave really pissed off for no reason about atypical gender, yes, i am ))
370+
OTG: (( considering youre going wildly OOC just to make your dave really pissed off for no reason about atypical gender, yes, i am ))
371
CHS: Y3ah, i c0nsid3r it as a training¡! Imm a g0 tak3 car3 0f th3 Imp3rial P3ts wh3n i g3t 0ld3r >=3
372
sure sounds like someone's being a dick >>
373-
CFF banned CTG from responding to memo.
373+
CFF banned RTG from responding to memo.
374
ceased responding to memo.
375-
CTG: (( thank fucking god ))
375+
OTG: (( thank fucking god ))
376
-- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] lurks in the shadows --
377
CDC: iiö, whö are iiöu?
378-
CTG: (( also sincerely thank you ))
378+
OTG: (( also sincerely thank you ))
379
CDK: ...I'm batman.
380
CCZ: eheheh.. do you look forrerrwarrerrd to it?~
381
CHS: Y3S¡!
382
CGG: dave
383
-- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps his nose --
384
CGG: stop, please???
385
Godsend if someone asks for you to stop doing something because it is making them angry/upset, please stop it. >>
386
CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
387-
CTG: (( im not the one being a dick here, man. im not the one who went out of character to tell someone how much of a dick they were being in character ))
387+
RTG: (( im not the one being a dick here, man. im not the one who went out of character to tell someone how much of a dick they were being in character ))
388
CCZ: eheh.. maybe i could be yourrerr assistant~
389
CBG ceased responding to memo.
390-
CTG: (( i never said ANYTHING negative out of character ))
390+
RTG: (( i never said ANYTHING negative out of character ))
391
CHS: Dunn0 if th3y w0uld acc3pt Drag0ns
392
CDK: anyone seen this man around here?
393
-- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] holds up a picture of the Joker]] --
394-
CTG: (( hey why dont you read whats at the top of the memo rules yo ))
394+
OTG: (( hey why dont you read whats at the top of the memo rules yo ))
395
CCZ: well secrrerrtly i mean~
396
CGG: (( i see that its maybe your interpretation of dave, and those differ, but... can you please calm it down a little? it's extremely triggering to people to read. ))
397
CHS: I think i cant hav3 th0s3 -w- S0rry
398
CCZ: aww.. alrrerright then~
399
they were merely asking you to stop, Godsend, please do so >>
400-
CTG: (( the rule "dont be a dick" constitutes just that, not being a dick. all i did was say that it was impossible for davesprite to be a female and have an egg. theres literally nothing dickish about that ))
400+
RTG: (( the rule "dont be a dick" constitutes just that, not being a dick. all i did was say that it was impossible for davesprite to be a female and have an egg. theres literally nothing dickish about that ))
401
CGG: (( triggering isnt really the right word, but yeah. it's just uncomfortable. ))
402-
CTG: (( you werent just saying that, dude ))
402+
OTG: (( you werent just saying that, dude ))
403-
CTG: (( if it seemed dickish, it was because im /dave/ and dave says /everything/ in a dickish way ))
403+
RTG: (( if it seemed dickish, it was because im /dave/ and dave says /everything/ in a dickish way ))
404-
CTG: (( not really??? ))
404+
OTG: (( not really??? ))
405-
CTG: (( someone needs to reread homestuck ))
405+
OTG: (( someone needs to reread homestuck ))
406
CCZ: [[ That's debatable :v ]]
407
CURRENT terminallyCapricous [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
408
CTC: HoNk
409
CCZ: glub~
410
CDK: oh hi there
411
CDK: [[that colour's a bit blue for gamzee, isn't it?]]
412
CCZ: [[ Friendly batman ]]
413
CHS: Bark
414
CTC: WhAt tHe mOtHeRfUcK Is uP
415-
CTG: (( the fact is i never did anything rude to anyone, and i still havent. and i probably never will. ))
415+
RTG: (( the fact is i never did anything rude to anyone, and i still havent. and i probably never will. ))
416
CTC: ((im workin' on it))
417
CDK: [[whoops, wrong one]]
418
CDC: hi
419
Please take this to #ooc_chat so the roleplay may continue without interruption >>
420
CCZ: [[ Gamz = 43, 0, 87 I think? ]]
421
CCZ: [[ I have a list here ]]
422
CDK: nothing.
423
CTG: ((do i have to pull rossdresser dave in here godsend. don't test me boy. i will.))
424
CCZ: nak~
425
CDC: [[haha]]
426
CTG: ((also turns out i don't gotta go))
427
CTC: ((better?))
428
CCZ: [[ Looks better ]]
429-
CTG: (( see, intentionally doing something specifically for the purpose of antagonizing someone is being a dick ))
429+
RTG: (( see, intentionally doing something specifically for the purpose of antagonizing someone is being a dick ))
430
Tipsy, don't push the argument >>
431-
CTG: (( what im doing is /roleplaying/ ))
431+
RTG: (( what im doing is /roleplaying/ ))
432
CCZ: [[ let's all just ]]
433
CCZ: [[ calm our nippletits ]]
434
-- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] sips lemonade --
435
Godsend, send it ooc_chat, please >>
436
437
438
and then ooc_chat
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440
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CTG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OOC CHAT.
442
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
443
[#ooc_chat] dont be an asshat i will ban, no shipping talk
444
CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
445
cawcaw
446-
CTG: hi
446+
OTG: hi
447
CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
448
CDC: yo
449-
CTG: omg why is that other dave such a dick
449+
OTG: omg why is that other dave such a dick
450-
CTG: srsly what crawled up his ass, laid a shit, and died
450+
OTG: srsly what crawled up his ass, laid a shit, and died
451
huh
452-
CTG: some dave in the rp memo is being a dingdong about davechick
452+
OTG: some dave in the rp memo is being a dingdong about davechick
453
pft
454
CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
455
Yeah.
456
CDC: weh
457-
CTG: like he wouldnt stop making a huge deal about davechick existing
457+
OTG: like he wouldnt stop making a huge deal about davechick existing
458
Sigh.
459-
CTG: im p sure dave wouldnt be this upset without being ooc
459+
OTG: im p sure dave wouldnt be this upset without being ooc
460
Yeah.
461
CFP ceased responding to memo.
462-
CTG: CTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
462+
OTG: RTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
463-
CTG: r u srs
463+
OTG: r u srs
464
which dave is it
465-
CTG: CTG: hes got gender identity disorder
465+
OTG: RTG: hes got gender identity disorder
466-
CTG: R U SRS
466+
OTG: R U SRS
467-
CTG: godsend
467+
OTG: godsend
468
huh
469-
CTG: oh boy i love it when people are cissexist :')
469+
OTG: oh boy i love it when people are cissexist :')
470
he's hating on cis people? 
471-
CTG: no cissexism is when youre hating no atypically gendered people
471+
OTG: no cissexism is when youre hating no atypically gendered people
472-
CTG: on*
472+
OTG: on*
473
CDC: ...
474
CDC: i think i heve en idee who it is .__.
475
CDC: oops quirk
476-
CTG: you know it probably doesnt help that im genderqueer irl so this is rly pissing me off
476+
OTG: you know it probably doesnt help that im genderqueer irl so this is rly pissing me off
477
Who is it?
478-
CTG: turntechGodsend
478+
OTG: turntechGodsend
479
No, who do you think it is, DC?
480
CDC: uhmmm
481
CDC: let me pester you
482
Okay.
483-
CTG: CTG: hes got gender identity disorder CTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady CTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird CTG: it was a boy me CTG: the genders would just cross each other out CTG: if anything youd be gender neutral CTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
483+
OTG: RTG: hes got gender identity disorder RTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady RTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird RTG: it was a boy me RTG: the genders would just cross each other out RTG: if anything youd be gender neutral RTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
484-
CTG: heres a list of really fucking dickish things to say
484+
OTG: heres a list of really fucking dickish things to say
485-
CTG: ic or ooc
485+
OTG: ic or ooc
486
CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
487-
CTG: how is that at all dickish
487+
RTG: how is that at all dickish
488
Guys.
489
CDC: well you're basically saying his character is impossible
490-
CTG: is that dickish?
490+
RTG: is that dickish?
491
CDC: which... makes it hard to rp.
492-
CTG: how the hell is that NOT dickish
492+
OTG: how the hell is that NOT dickish
493
this is ooc, no need for brackets, and davesprite is possible
494-
CTG: i mean for one its completely erasing trans* people AND genderqueer* people
494+
OTG: i mean for one its completely erasing trans* people AND genderqueer* people
495
Presuming you're both males, sorry if you aren't.
496-
CTG: i dont see how stating a characters gender confusion is dickish its just accurate
496+
RTG: i dont see how stating a characters gender confusion is dickish its just accurate
497-
CTG: its not gender confusion oh my god
497+
OTG: its not gender confusion oh my god
498-
CTG: if dave sees another dave
498+
RTG: if dave sees another dave
499-
CTG: hes going to be like
499+
RTG: hes going to be like
500-
CTG: "look its dave"
500+
RTG: "look its dave"
501
Godsend.
502-
CTG: "it must be male"
502+
RTG: "it must be male"
503-
CTG: dude
503+
OTG: dude
504-
CTG: do you like
504+
OTG: do you like
505
CDC: i think he legitimately has a mixture of... parts
506-
CTG: why
506+
RTG: why
507-
CTG: not realize trans people exist
507+
OTG: not realize trans people exist
508
tasha let them work it out
509-
CTG: and are completely valid
509+
OTG: and are completely valid
510-
CTG: why would you even think that
510+
RTG: why would you even think that
511-
CTG: why would you even consider the junk of davsprite
511+
RTG: why would you even consider the junk of davsprite
512-
CTG: because i can????
512+
OTG: because i can????
513-
CTG: considering how his entire lower body
513+
RTG: considering how his entire lower body
514-
CTG: and it doesnt matter
514+
OTG: and it doesnt matter
515-
CTG: just doesnt exist
515+
RTG: just doesnt exist
516
CDC: people speculate on troll junk all the time <_>;;
517-
CTG: because gender and sex are different things WOAH
517+
OTG: because gender and sex are different things WOAH
518
Godsend.
519
DaveChick is a tumblr thing.
520-
CTG: so?
520+
RTG: so?
521
No need to be so rude about it.
522-
CTG: so because its a tumblr thing im suddenly not allowed to express my disbelief of its existence /in character/?
522+
RTG: so because its a tumblr thing im suddenly not allowed to express my disbelief of its existence /in character/?
523-
CTG: considering dave isnt that much of a piece of shit
523+
OTG: considering dave isnt that much of a piece of shit
524-
CTG: yeah
524+
OTG: yeah
525
CDC: well it seems like there is no way to resolve that
526
For starters, to cease arguments of how a DaveChick exists, read the ask blog.
527
It explains.
528-
CTG: or i could
528+
RTG: or i could
529-
CTG: you know
529+
RTG: you know
530-
CTG: ask in character
530+
RTG: ask in character
531-
CTG: like a good roleplayer
531+
RTG: like a good roleplayer
532-
CTG: you know
532+
OTG: you know
533
CDC: you... did???
534-
CTG: its entirely possible to do that
534+
OTG: its entirely possible to do that
535-
CTG: exactly
535+
RTG: exactly
536
CDC: and you didnt accept the explanation
537-
CTG: without turning your character
537+
OTG: without turning your character
538-
CTG: into an ooc cissexist shithead
538+
OTG: into an ooc cissexist shithead
539
well, claiming a character cannot exist is one thing, however claiming so IC is incredibly rude, Godsend
540-
CTG: you really think someone being told "im a female, bird, sprite version of you that layed an egg" 
540+
RTG: you really think someone being told "im a female, bird, sprite version of you that layed an egg" 
541-
CTG: would just be like
541+
RTG: would just be like
542-
CTG: "oh okay cool
542+
RTG: "oh okay cool
543-
CTG: ok one davesprite never said he himself was female
543+
OTG: ok one davesprite never said he himself was female
544-
CTG: yes he did
544+
RTG: yes he did
545-
CTG: seeing as how he still identifies as male
545+
OTG: seeing as how he still identifies as male
546-
CTG: because
546+
OTG: because
547-
CTG: again
547+
OTG: again
548-
CTG: gender and sex
548+
OTG: gender and sex
549-
CTG: ARE DIFFERENT
549+
OTG: ARE DIFFERENT
550-
CTG: WOW WHAT A CONCEPT
550+
OTG: WOW WHAT A CONCEPT
551-
CTG: i still dont see how you guys dont see this guy as being a dick 
551+
RTG: i still dont see how you guys dont see this guy as being a dick 
552-
CTG: i still dont see how you arent
552+
OTG: i still dont see how you arent
553-
CTG: im not the one being extremely condescending and sarcastic
553+
RTG: im not the one being extremely condescending and sarcastic
554-
CTG: youre the one being rude, cissexist, and erasing of stypical genderidentities
554+
OTG: youre the one being rude, cissexist, and erasing of stypical genderidentities
555-
CTG: thats who you are
555+
OTG: thats who you are
556-
CTG: how???
556+
RTG: how???
557-
CTG: are you even reading
557+
OTG: are you even reading
558
OKAY
559
guys
560-
CTG: like seriously im not allowed to express disbelief of a characters gender /in character/ without being called sexist
560+
RTG: like seriously im not allowed to express disbelief of a characters gender /in character/ without being called sexist
561
Calm down, let's talk civily.
562
NOW
563-
CTG: especially when the characer im roleplaying is technically the character im expressing disbelief towards??
563+
RTG: especially when the characer im roleplaying is technically the character im expressing disbelief towards??
564-
CTG: im kinda having a hard time being civil with this guy making a million excuses to being a piece of shit about the real world gender identities of myself and many of my friends
564+
OTG: im kinda having a hard time being civil with this guy making a million excuses to being a piece of shit about the real world gender identities of myself and many of my friends
565
Listen to me for two seconds.
566-
CTG: im already talking civilly
566+
RTG: im already talking civilly
567
There is a bit of a huge misunderstanding here.
568-
CTG: all this guys doing is making wild accusations about me that are all unfounded
568+
RTG: all this guys doing is making wild accusations about me that are all unfounded
569-
CTG: unfounded he says
569+
OTG: unfounded he says
570-
CTG: oh
570+
OTG: oh
571-
CTG: my
571+
OTG: my
572
godsend, you were asked not to speak about gender/sex IC, SO DON'T DO IT
573-
CTG: god
573+
OTG: god
574
No, in all honesty, none of you were talking civily.
575
OI I SAID STOP IT
576
listen to tasha jfc
577-
CTG: okay im listening
577+
RTG: okay im listening
578
you guys can continue RPing, as long as no one decides to take this IC again
579
just, at this point, drop it
580-
CTG: dc is it possible for you to get on skype
580+
OTG: dc is it possible for you to get on skype
581-
CTG: but how can you RP but not be IC
581+
RTG: but how can you RP but not be IC
582
CDC: im not on a computer with it :( can i pester you?
583
...
584-
CTG: yeah sure
584+
OTG: yeah sure
585
you can like
586
Godsemf.
587
Godsend** dammit.
588
AVOID SPECIFIC SUBJECTS
589
and still be IC
590
Excatly.
591
dumdass
592
vts
593
CDC: lmfao
594
*dumbass
595-
CTG: like seriously i havent done anything dickish
595+
RTG: like seriously i havent done anything dickish
596
fucking phone
597
CDC: suddenly sbahj
598
Godsemd.
599-
CTG: oh my god he still doesnt think he was being a dick
599+
OTG: oh my god he still doesnt think he was being a dick
600
Oh my fu--
601-
CTG: god help me
601+
OTG: god help me
602-
CTG: all thats happened here is people calling me a dumbass and calling me sexist
602+
RTG: all thats happened here is people calling me a dumbass and calling me sexist
603-
CTG: im going to die
603+
OTG: im going to die
604
LOOK BOTH OF YOU
605
you think you haven't, but some people think you were being dickisj
606-
CTG: thats not a way to solve problems it just causes more
606+
RTG: thats not a way to solve problems it just causes more
607
CURRENT Kyashii [CKK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
608
whoa what the hell's going here
609
SO FUCKING STOP IY
610
*it
611
Now you're both being rude and a tad abrasive!!
612
^^^
613
how about this
614-
CTG: look im going to say this right now i have yet to be rude at all
614+
RTG: look im going to say this right now i have yet to be rude at all
615-
CTG: dfsjakdjkhfdj
615+
OTG: dfsjakdjkhfdj
616-
CTG: YES
616+
OTG: YES
617-
CTG: YOU WERE
617+
OTG: YOU WERE
618-
CTG: OH MY GOD
618+
OTG: OH MY GOD
619
OKAY THATS IT.
620-
CTG: i havent said anything negative towards anyone to personally offend them
620+
RTG: i havent said anything negative towards anyone to personally offend them
621
CDC: okay
622
HEY ASSHOLES, LISTEN TO ME
623
CDC: ldsjgkjg
624-
CTG: dude you dont even KNOW how wrong you are fgjgfjshdh
624+
OTG: dude you dont even KNOW how wrong you are fgjgfjshdh
625
OKAY
626
HOW ABOUT
627
EVERYONE CALM THE HECK DOWN.
628-
CTG: all ive been doing was explaining my position and you guys havent been listening. youre just calling me names and being sarcastic and condescending.
628+
RTG: all ive been doing was explaining my position and you guys havent been listening. youre just calling me names and being sarcastic and condescending.
629
IF ANYONE BRINGS IT UP IC AGAIN
630-
CTG: youre the one not listening!!
630+
OTG: youre the one not listening!!
631
I WILL BAN THEM
632
SOUND GOOD??
633
NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING.
634
CDC: let me
635
CDC: explain
636
CDC: or try to
637
CTT made RR an OP.
638-
CTG: alright, ninjacat, say something
638+
RTG: alright, ninjacat, say something
639-
CTG: ill listen to it.
639+
RTG: ill listen to it.
640
CDC: stating that davesprite could NOT EVER have a davechick, and could NOT EVER be part female (sexwise)
641
Are we all listening???
642-
CTG: oh my god this is why i almost never come to rrpt theres always someone thats either homophobic or cissexist or both and gfodskh
642+
OTG: oh my god this is why i almost never come to rrpt theres always someone thats either homophobic or cissexist or both and gfodskh
643-
CTG: i cant
643+
OTG: i cant
644
645
and then i ollied outy
646
647
they eventually permabanned him