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cissexist dave doesnt know hes being a dick

Jul 10th, 2012
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  1. CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2. RTG: oh my god what even is going on here
  3. OTG: sup
  4. CDC: enother deve
  5. RTG: ive walked into some kind of cacophany of bullshit havent i
  6. RTG: this was a mistake
  7. Your worst nightmare.
  8. RTG: this is so far from my worst nightmare you have no idea
  9. RTG: but it is
  10. CDC: sorry keru
  11. RTG: very very bad
  12. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] cups and closes his hands around davechick, hiding him --
  13. CDC: i hed to poop
  14. OTG: dude
  15. OTG: if this is your worst nightmare
  16. CTT made KK an OP.
  17. OTG: youre a fucking pussy
  18. CKK ceased responding to memo.
  19. OTG: just saying
  20. RTG: i just said it wasnt
  21. RTG: i literally
  22. RTG: just said that
  23. RTG: less than a minute ago
  24. OTG: (( sorry, misread that, dyslexia ))
  25. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] peeps and moves around inside the hands --
  26. RTG: but seriously im like
  27. RTG: what is that thing
  28. RTG: what is what thing
  29. RTG: that
  30. RTG: what
  31. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] is hiding Davechick --
  32. RTG: the thing in your hands
  33. OTG: there aint anything in my hands what are you talking about
  34. RTG: if youre anything like me
  35. RTG: which you are because you are me
  36. RTG: then youll know im not a fucking retard
  37. He was just clapping earlier.
  38. Obviously.
  39. OTG: i dunno man sometimes i wonder if i came back to the wrong timeline
  40. OTG: jk
  41. RTG: i saw him cup his hands around a tiny version of itself
  42. RTG: like you guys think these shades make me unable to see or something
  43. RTG: im not blind
  44. You must be tired, Dave.
  45. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] captchalogues davechick! Shhhhh --
  46. CDC: tired deve
  47. CDC: peep
  48. You're hallucinating.
  49. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] oh no --
  50. RTG: no tired is the opposite of what i am
  51. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( --
  52. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] shhh its ok youll be fine --
  53. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] opens his hands up- no chicky! --
  54. RTG: there was some horrendous creation in his hands
  55. OTG: no there wasnt
  56. OTG: see
  57. Woah, hey
  58. RTG: like seriously what even would create a terrible amalgamation like that
  59. Nothing is horrendous.
  60. CTT made GG an OP.
  61. OTG: hey no need to be a dick about my hypothetical clonebabies
  62. RTG: is there some timeline where i merged with a floating orange dead bird
  63. OTG: yes
  64. RTG: like before i turned 5
  65. OTG: no
  66. RTG: then what the fuck is that
  67. RTG: what is what
  68. OTG: seriously i aint got nothing here
  69. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] hands are open and empty --
  70. RTG: look its adorable how youre trying to be all maternal or whatever
  71. RTG: but im not a dumbass
  72. RTG: i entered the room before you hid it
  73. RTG: i heard it speak
  74. RTG: i enjoy a good ruse from time to time you know me
  75. RTG: but this isnt working for you
  76. RTG: you know what this reminds me of
  77. OTG: okay one hes a him not an it and two maybe i wouldnt feel the need to hide him if you werent being such a massive shithead about him
  78. RTG: it reminds me of whenever i see those gross little grub babies that trolls have
  79. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] decaptchas davechick --
  80. RTG: like one time i saw a grub version of vantas
  81. RTG: and i was like jesus fuck
  82. RTG: what is that
  83. OTG: wow
  84. CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  85. CGG: they arent gross!!
  86. CGG: theyre cute
  87. OTG: thats racist
  88. OTG: jade isnt that racist
  89. RTG: and it was understandable then because a grub version of vantas existed at one point
  90. CGG: is it??
  91. RTG: also hey harley
  92. CGG: hi! :D
  93. RTG: but a small and speech impedimized version of myself a a fucking bird never existed
  94. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] flops on davesprite's head --
  95. OTG: i dunno i think calling the concept of another races children gross is kinda racist
  96. CDC: peep
  97. RTG: and will probably never exist except for right now
  98. RTG: i dont
  99. RTG: really understand
  100. RTG: whats going on here
  101. OTG: you dont gotta understand
  102. OTG: just accept it
  103. RTG: no never
  104. OTG: why the fuck not
  105. CGG: i guess it kinda is
  106. RTG: i want to know the exact event that caused that things creation
  107. OTG: do you really
  108. RTG: also all babies are gross not just troll babies
  109. CGG: but thats probably just his disease getting the better of him :(
  110. RTG: and yes i do
  111. RTG: oh god my disease
  112. OTG: why
  113. RTG: i forgot about my disease
  114. OTG: what
  115. -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] falls onto the floor --
  116. OTG: i didnt know being an asshole was a disease
  117. RTG: i expect a full report on that things creation once ive recuperated
  118. OTG: do you really want to know the intricate details of crowdavesprite junk
  119. RTG: no just the baby one
  120. RTG: i dont care about yours i already know all that
  121. RTG: very touching
  122. OTG: well see explaining where he came from
  123. RTG: would doom his timeline right
  124. RTG: i dont care
  125. OTG: not really
  126. OTG: christ am i going to have to give past me the talk
  127. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] dramatic fall to knees! --
  128. CGG: noooo
  129. CGG: stay with us!!
  130. CGG: keep fighting!
  131. RTG: youre a male bird dont you -- oh god harley im dying
  132. -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] feigns body pain --
  133. OTG: think a minute dude
  134. CGG: oh no
  135. RTG: malebirdsdontlayeggs
  136. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] kiss of life! --
  137. OTG: remember after harley threw the dead bird in the seizure kernel and then it gathered up all my
  138. OTG: or you
  139. OTG: our?
  140. OTG: anyways gathered up all our shit and like made a nest with the egg entry item
  141. CGG: oops
  142. OTG: only female crows nest dude
  143. CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  144. CCZ: hello everrerryone~
  145. RTG: it only like
  146. CDC gave TG voice.
  147. RTG: half worked
  148. CTG: maybe try again
  149. CGG: okay
  150. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] concentrates hard! --
  151. -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] is ignoring davesprite because hes an idiot --
  152. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] big smooch of life. --
  153. CCZ: ...errrerr~
  154. CGG: does it still hurt?
  155. -- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] dragonstare --
  156. CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  157. CTG: hey
  158. CDC: peffy peffy peffy
  159. CCZ: is this a bad time?~
  160. RTG: my disease
  161. CTG: its
  162. CCZ: oh hello~
  163. RTG: its better
  164. RTG: for now
  165. CGG: phew!
  166. CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  167. CHS: I s3ns3 cut3n3ss
  168. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] quick hug. --
  169. RTG: problem momentarily solved
  170. CCZ: i do too now 0w0~
  171. -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [CTG] hugs, pats her on the back --
  172. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] points at Deve --
  173. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello sheriz
  174. CHS: Sh3ri*
  175. CDC: peep
  176. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> no i dont like nicknames
  177. CHS: I d0nt lik3 y0u
  178. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats over to dave and jade and drops some sunflower seeds on them --
  179. CDC: eet
  180. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> yes youve made that clear
  181. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] PaffyPounce --
  182. CCZ: ...~
  183. CTG: what's even going on n here?
  184. -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] pounce'd --
  185. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> and hello to you too dragon
  186. CHS: PAAAFFY¡!¡!¡!
  187. CCZ: cheeerrerreei~
  188. CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿? 030
  189. CCZ: how arrerr you?~
  190. CCZ: ...~
  191. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] giggles --
  192. CCZ: eheheheh~
  193. CCZ: i am fine~
  194. CHS: Im aw3s0m3ly
  195. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissy face o3o --
  196. -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] kissies --
  197. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] kissies --
  198. -- CURRENT asceticProprietor [CAP] flips to a certain page in his book, his eyes focused on the dragon --
  199. CCZ: that is awesome.. eheh~
  200. CHS: Y3sss X3
  201. -- CURRENT crazedZoologist [CCZ] nuzzles --
  202. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] nuzzles and purrrrrrs --
  203. -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shakes his head and underps --
  204. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] is just gonna float off and set some coffee to brew and fix his bedhead into something presentable --
  205. CHS: Hi, Daggy
  206. CDC: öh heii sheri
  207. CCZ: hello dag~
  208. CDC: hi paffii
  209. CCZ: how arrerr things?~
  210. CHS: H0w ar3 y0u¿?
  211. CTG: ((klsglkhfglkhglkjgkjl))
  212. CTG: ((RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE))
  213. CDC: nöt bad, iiöurselves?
  214. CHS: Aw3s0m3ly
  215. CCZ: eheh.. good~
  216. CGG: (( :? ))
  217. CURRENT batGuy [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  218. CBG: (( Blegh ))
  219. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] sits on godsend's head --
  220. CDC: peep
  221. CBG: (( Lily and i are going to the pool today owo ))
  222. CDC: gööd
  223. RTG: what even
  224. RTG: this isnt okay with me
  225. CBG: (( i KNEW I was going to type pool jfkllafj i meant water park ))
  226. RTG: get off
  227. RTG: youre messing up my do
  228. CHS: But h3 is cut3
  229. CTG: ((my mom just stole all of the freetime i had before work. i have to go to the fucking stre to pick up dry catfood because the wet i boutght is not gonna be enough for them to eat for some reason))
  230. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] nestles in --
  231. CBG: Hello!
  232. CCZ: eheheh..~
  233. CDC: löök, it's a little bird versiön öf iiöu
  234. RTG: i dont care how cute he is hes not even me
  235. CDC: i em
  236. CHS: But3 h3 is CUT3
  237. CCZ: i like the dave birrerrds~
  238. CBG: Bird?
  239. RTG: its like someone opened a temporal vortex and kidnapped me when i was like four
  240. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] points to his shades --
  241. CDC: hi there
  242. RTG: and threw me into the kernal sprite
  243. CHS: I lik3 th3m t00 If I c0uld I w0uld mak3 him my littl3 br0
  244. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] floats down --
  245. CTG: ((i don't evern have the money for this. i have to pay for car insurence T_T))
  246. -- CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] removes DC and hands him to HS --
  247. RTG: then here
  248. RTG: you can have him
  249. CDC: peep
  250. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] :( --
  251. CCZ: glub~
  252. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] takes him, wubububuububupetpetpet --
  253. CDC: d'aww
  254. CCZ: eheheh~
  255. -- CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] wiggles in her hands, trying to get back to him --
  256. CHS: Ar3 y0u hungry¿?
  257. RTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
  258. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [OTG] floats back in with a cup of coffee --
  259. OTG: wow really
  260. OTG: IM the one being a prick
  261. CHS: 0h, n0, n0t th3 bi---
  262. RTG: yup
  263. OTG: how am i being a prick
  264. CHS: ...
  265. CCZ: ...~
  266. CHS: Th3 big 0n3 isnt THAT bad
  267. -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pokes normal not sprite dave --
  268. RTG: hes got gender identity disorder
  269. RTG: and why
  270. RTG: in gods name
  271. CDC: whets e prick
  272. RTG: are you even poking me
  273. OTG: im not the one coming in here and being an ass about davechick
  274. CBG: I dunno.
  275. CBG: uwu
  276. CGG: daaave....
  277. RTG: stop
  278. *opens her den of splendour and derp*
  279. CDC: ehehe
  280. RTG: what is it harley
  281. CCZ: it is when you poke yourrerrself with something sharrerrp~
  282. CTT made FF an OP.
  283. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him lightly. --
  284. -- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] apparently, Deve doesnt want to be with her, and lets him go --
  285. -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] flops over --
  286. CGG: thats not very nice
  287. RTG: what the guy was just randomly poking me
  288. RTG: i dont even know who he is
  289. Welcome, one and all, to #Karus_Den
  290. CGG: not him! i meant the other you
  291. CCZ: do you keep birrerrds at all cherrerri?~
  292. CDC: mii guess is... Bruce- he lööks like a Bruce
  293. CHS: I hav3 s0m3
  294. CHS: ºuº
  295. CBG: What?
  296. CGG: shouldnt you get along with all of yourselves? dont be like karkat!
  297. CBG: My name is Kochiro.
  298. -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs --
  299. CGG: hes not a good example
  300. CDC: öh, ökaii
  301. CBG: I'm a bat...thing...
  302. CHS: And I want a Bat t00, and a H3gd3h0g
  303. CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  304. karu have you forgotten no advertising BV >>
  305. CHS: and a Piggy a g0at...
  306. CCZ: eheh.. aww~
  307. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> i have all of those
  308. CHS: Shut up
  309. /is ooc btdubs >>
  310. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> ...
  311. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> sorry
  312. RTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady
  313. -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] is http://imgur.com/Cou2P --
  314. OTG: dude
  315. CCZ: you will have all of those things someday cherrerri~
  316. RTG: also not my fault that he thinks he can lay eggs
  317. CHS: 3h3h, n0 i w0nt
  318. CHS: My hiv3 is s0 small
  319. OTG: youre being disgusting right now you realize that right
  320. CCZ: you have my cave too 0w0~
  321. CGG: well....
  322. CGG: thats kinda my fault
  323. CDC: [[should i come in as batman?]]
  324. CGG: i didnt realize it was a girl bird.....
  325. CHS: And all 0f us ar3 a bit cr0wd3d sinc3 F3lis cats annnnnnd N0w with Charli3 b3ing 0r3gnant... uwu
  326. CHS: 0h, y3ah, but i dun want t0 b0th3r y0u
  327. RTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird
  328. RTG: it was a boy me
  329. CCZ: it would not botherrerr me.. eheh~
  330. OTG: yeah and
  331. RTG: the genders would just cross each other out
  332. OTG: not really
  333. CGG: even if he isnt anymore, hes still you!
  334. RTG: if anything youd be gender neutral
  335. CGG: well
  336. CGG: maybe he has both??
  337. OTG: thats not how gender works dipshit
  338. CCZ: it would make it less empty at least~
  339. CHS: But its Y0UR cav3
  340. CGG: but this seems far too personal!
  341. CHS: ... but I dunn0...
  342. RTG: you cant be a famale floating dave bird thing
  343. RTG: it makes no sense
  344. RTG: go back to your broken timeline please
  345. CGG: does anything about this game make sense?
  346. RTG: youre making my job hard
  347. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps him again. --
  348. CCZ: i would like having some pets arrerround~
  349. CHS: W0uld d0¿? But... y0u hav3 t0 tak3 car3 0f th3m
  350. CHS: F33d th3m, cl3an th3m, t3ach th3m...
  351. CCZ: hmm.. you might have to show me how to do that~
  352. CCZ: you arrerr betterrerr at it than i would be~
  353. CGG: dave is dave!! no matter whats in his pants
  354. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> you shouldnt keep animals as pets
  355. RTG: thats totally innacurate
  356. OTG: wow
  357. RTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
  358. OTG: wow
  359. RTG: and im not sorry
  360. -- CURRENT batGuy [CBG] pounceglides over to AP --
  361. CBG: Hello!
  362. CHS: 3h3h, wh3n y0u struggl3 with 36 cats, 3 D0gs, 1 bunny, 1 crab, 1 p3t r0ck and a squirr3l, y0u g0tta mak3 th3 imp0ssibl3
  363. CAP: ÒᴥÓ >> hello
  364. OTG: (( sure sounds like someone is pushing their cissexist views on their RP character :) ))
  365. FTG, CTG ceased responding to memo.
  366. RTG: (( sure sounds like someone is taking IC interactions to OOC ))
  367. CCZ: eheheh.. if anyone could do it i am surrerr it is you~
  368. CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  369. -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] swoops in all mysterious --
  370. OTG: (( considering youre going wildly OOC just to make your dave really pissed off for no reason about atypical gender, yes, i am ))
  371. CHS: Y3ah, i c0nsid3r it as a training¡! Imm a g0 tak3 car3 0f th3 Imp3rial P3ts wh3n i g3t 0ld3r >=3
  372. sure sounds like someone's being a dick >>
  373. CFF banned RTG from responding to memo.
  374. ceased responding to memo.
  375. OTG: (( thank fucking god ))
  376. -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] lurks in the shadows --
  377. CDC: iiö, whö are iiöu?
  378. OTG: (( also sincerely thank you ))
  379. CDK: ...I'm batman.
  380. CCZ: eheheh.. do you look forrerrwarrerrd to it?~
  381. CHS: Y3S¡!
  382. CGG: dave
  383. -- CURRENT gardenGnostikos [CGG] paps his nose --
  384. CGG: stop, please???
  385. Godsend if someone asks for you to stop doing something because it is making them angry/upset, please stop it. >>
  386. CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  387. RTG: (( im not the one being a dick here, man. im not the one who went out of character to tell someone how much of a dick they were being in character ))
  388. CCZ: eheh.. maybe i could be yourrerr assistant~
  389. CBG ceased responding to memo.
  390. RTG: (( i never said ANYTHING negative out of character ))
  391. CHS: Dunn0 if th3y w0uld acc3pt Drag0ns
  392. CDK: anyone seen this man around here?
  393. -- CURRENT darkKnight [CDK] holds up a picture of the Joker]] --
  394. OTG: (( hey why dont you read whats at the top of the memo rules yo ))
  395. CCZ: well secrrerrtly i mean~
  396. CGG: (( i see that its maybe your interpretation of dave, and those differ, but... can you please calm it down a little? it's extremely triggering to people to read. ))
  397. CHS: I think i cant hav3 th0s3 -w- S0rry
  398. CCZ: aww.. alrrerright then~
  399. they were merely asking you to stop, Godsend, please do so >>
  400. RTG: (( the rule "dont be a dick" constitutes just that, not being a dick. all i did was say that it was impossible for davesprite to be a female and have an egg. theres literally nothing dickish about that ))
  401. CGG: (( triggering isnt really the right word, but yeah. it's just uncomfortable. ))
  402. OTG: (( you werent just saying that, dude ))
  403. RTG: (( if it seemed dickish, it was because im /dave/ and dave says /everything/ in a dickish way ))
  404. OTG: (( not really??? ))
  405. OTG: (( someone needs to reread homestuck ))
  406. CCZ: [[ That's debatable :v ]]
  407. CURRENT terminallyCapricous [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  408. CTC: HoNk
  409. CCZ: glub~
  410. CDK: oh hi there
  411. CDK: [[that colour's a bit blue for gamzee, isn't it?]]
  412. CCZ: [[ Friendly batman ]]
  413. CHS: Bark
  414. CTC: WhAt tHe mOtHeRfUcK Is uP
  415. RTG: (( the fact is i never did anything rude to anyone, and i still havent. and i probably never will. ))
  416. CTC: ((im workin' on it))
  417. CDK: [[whoops, wrong one]]
  418. CDC: hi
  419. Please take this to #ooc_chat so the roleplay may continue without interruption >>
  420. CCZ: [[ Gamz = 43, 0, 87 I think? ]]
  421. CCZ: [[ I have a list here ]]
  422. CDK: nothing.
  423. CTG: ((do i have to pull rossdresser dave in here godsend. don't test me boy. i will.))
  424. CCZ: nak~
  425. CDC: [[haha]]
  426. CTG: ((also turns out i don't gotta go))
  427. CTC: ((better?))
  428. CCZ: [[ Looks better ]]
  429. RTG: (( see, intentionally doing something specifically for the purpose of antagonizing someone is being a dick ))
  430. Tipsy, don't push the argument >>
  431. RTG: (( what im doing is /roleplaying/ ))
  432. CCZ: [[ let's all just ]]
  433. CCZ: [[ calm our nippletits ]]
  434. -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgician [CTG] sips lemonade --
  435. Godsend, send it ooc_chat, please >>
  436.  
  437.  
  438. and then ooc_chat
  439.  
  440.  
  441. CTG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OOC CHAT.
  442. CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  443. [#ooc_chat] dont be an asshat i will ban, no shipping talk
  444. CURRENT Fractions [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  445. cawcaw
  446. OTG: hi
  447. CURRENT deveChicky [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  448. CDC: yo
  449. OTG: omg why is that other dave such a dick
  450. OTG: srsly what crawled up his ass, laid a shit, and died
  451. huh
  452. OTG: some dave in the rp memo is being a dingdong about davechick
  453. pft
  454. CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  455. Yeah.
  456. CDC: weh
  457. OTG: like he wouldnt stop making a huge deal about davechick existing
  458. Sigh.
  459. OTG: im p sure dave wouldnt be this upset without being ooc
  460. Yeah.
  461. CFP ceased responding to memo.
  462. OTG: RTG: you can have the big one too hes being a prick
  463. OTG: r u srs
  464. which dave is it
  465. OTG: RTG: hes got gender identity disorder
  466. OTG: R U SRS
  467. OTG: godsend
  468. huh
  469. OTG: oh boy i love it when people are cissexist :')
  470. he's hating on cis people? 
  471. OTG: no cissexism is when youre hating no atypically gendered people
  472. OTG: on*
  473. CDC: ...
  474. CDC: i think i heve en idee who it is .__.
  475. CDC: oops quirk
  476. OTG: you know it probably doesnt help that im genderqueer irl so this is rly pissing me off
  477. Who is it?
  478. OTG: turntechGodsend
  479. No, who do you think it is, DC?
  480. CDC: uhmmm
  481. CDC: let me pester you
  482. Okay.
  483. OTG: RTG: hes got gender identity disorder RTG: its not my fault that this specific version of me thinks hes a lady RTG: regardless if it was a girl or a boy bird RTG: it was a boy me RTG: the genders would just cross each other out RTG: if anything youd be gender neutral RTG: if hes got anything other than the dave bits then hes not dave
  484. OTG: heres a list of really fucking dickish things to say
  485. OTG: ic or ooc
  486. CURRENT turntechGodsend [RTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  487. RTG: how is that at all dickish
  488. Guys.
  489. CDC: well you're basically saying his character is impossible
  490. RTG: is that dickish?
  491. CDC: which... makes it hard to rp.
  492. OTG: how the hell is that NOT dickish
  493. this is ooc, no need for brackets, and davesprite is possible
  494. OTG: i mean for one its completely erasing trans* people AND genderqueer* people
  495. Presuming you're both males, sorry if you aren't.
  496. RTG: i dont see how stating a characters gender confusion is dickish its just accurate
  497. OTG: its not gender confusion oh my god
  498. RTG: if dave sees another dave
  499. RTG: hes going to be like
  500. RTG: "look its dave"
  501. Godsend.
  502. RTG: "it must be male"
  503. OTG: dude
  504. OTG: do you like
  505. CDC: i think he legitimately has a mixture of... parts
  506. RTG: why
  507. OTG: not realize trans people exist
  508. tasha let them work it out
  509. OTG: and are completely valid
  510. RTG: why would you even think that
  511. RTG: why would you even consider the junk of davsprite
  512. OTG: because i can????
  513. RTG: considering how his entire lower body
  514. OTG: and it doesnt matter
  515. RTG: just doesnt exist
  516. CDC: people speculate on troll junk all the time <_>;;
  517. OTG: because gender and sex are different things WOAH
  518. Godsend.
  519. DaveChick is a tumblr thing.
  520. RTG: so?
  521. No need to be so rude about it.
  522. RTG: so because its a tumblr thing im suddenly not allowed to express my disbelief of its existence /in character/?
  523. OTG: considering dave isnt that much of a piece of shit
  524. OTG: yeah
  525. CDC: well it seems like there is no way to resolve that
  526. For starters, to cease arguments of how a DaveChick exists, read the ask blog.
  527. It explains.
  528. RTG: or i could
  529. RTG: you know
  530. RTG: ask in character
  531. RTG: like a good roleplayer
  532. OTG: you know
  533. CDC: you... did???
  534. OTG: its entirely possible to do that
  535. RTG: exactly
  536. CDC: and you didnt accept the explanation
  537. OTG: without turning your character
  538. OTG: into an ooc cissexist shithead
  539. well, claiming a character cannot exist is one thing, however claiming so IC is incredibly rude, Godsend
  540. RTG: you really think someone being told "im a female, bird, sprite version of you that layed an egg"
  541. RTG: would just be like
  542. RTG: "oh okay cool
  543. OTG: ok one davesprite never said he himself was female
  544. RTG: yes he did
  545. OTG: seeing as how he still identifies as male
  546. OTG: because
  547. OTG: again
  548. OTG: gender and sex
  549. OTG: ARE DIFFERENT
  550. OTG: WOW WHAT A CONCEPT
  551. RTG: i still dont see how you guys dont see this guy as being a dick
  552. OTG: i still dont see how you arent
  553. RTG: im not the one being extremely condescending and sarcastic
  554. OTG: youre the one being rude, cissexist, and erasing of stypical genderidentities
  555. OTG: thats who you are
  556. RTG: how???
  557. OTG: are you even reading
  558. OKAY
  559. guys
  560. RTG: like seriously im not allowed to express disbelief of a characters gender /in character/ without being called sexist
  561. Calm down, let's talk civily.
  562. NOW
  563. RTG: especially when the characer im roleplaying is technically the character im expressing disbelief towards??
  564. OTG: im kinda having a hard time being civil with this guy making a million excuses to being a piece of shit about the real world gender identities of myself and many of my friends
  565. Listen to me for two seconds.
  566. RTG: im already talking civilly
  567. There is a bit of a huge misunderstanding here.
  568. RTG: all this guys doing is making wild accusations about me that are all unfounded
  569. OTG: unfounded he says
  570. OTG: oh
  571. OTG: my
  572. godsend, you were asked not to speak about gender/sex IC, SO DON'T DO IT
  573. OTG: god
  574. No, in all honesty, none of you were talking civily.
  575. OI I SAID STOP IT
  576. listen to tasha jfc
  577. RTG: okay im listening
  578. you guys can continue RPing, as long as no one decides to take this IC again
  579. just, at this point, drop it
  580. OTG: dc is it possible for you to get on skype
  581. RTG: but how can you RP but not be IC
  582. CDC: im not on a computer with it :( can i pester you?
  583. ...
  584. OTG: yeah sure
  585. you can like
  586. Godsemf.
  587. Godsend** dammit.
  588. AVOID SPECIFIC SUBJECTS
  589. and still be IC
  590. Excatly.
  591. dumdass
  592. vts
  593. CDC: lmfao
  594. *dumbass
  595. RTG: like seriously i havent done anything dickish
  596. fucking phone
  597. CDC: suddenly sbahj
  598. Godsemd.
  599. OTG: oh my god he still doesnt think he was being a dick
  600. Oh my fu--
  601. OTG: god help me
  602. RTG: all thats happened here is people calling me a dumbass and calling me sexist
  603. OTG: im going to die
  604. LOOK BOTH OF YOU
  605. you think you haven't, but some people think you were being dickisj
  606. RTG: thats not a way to solve problems it just causes more
  607. CURRENT Kyashii [CKK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  608. whoa what the hell's going here
  609. SO FUCKING STOP IY
  610. *it
  611. Now you're both being rude and a tad abrasive!!
  612. ^^^
  613. how about this
  614. RTG: look im going to say this right now i have yet to be rude at all
  615. OTG: dfsjakdjkhfdj
  616. OTG: YES
  617. OTG: YOU WERE
  618. OTG: OH MY GOD
  619. OKAY THATS IT.
  620. RTG: i havent said anything negative towards anyone to personally offend them
  621. CDC: okay
  622. HEY ASSHOLES, LISTEN TO ME
  623. CDC: ldsjgkjg
  624. OTG: dude you dont even KNOW how wrong you are fgjgfjshdh
  625. OKAY
  626. HOW ABOUT
  627. EVERYONE CALM THE HECK DOWN.
  628. RTG: all ive been doing was explaining my position and you guys havent been listening. youre just calling me names and being sarcastic and condescending.
  629. IF ANYONE BRINGS IT UP IC AGAIN
  630. OTG: youre the one not listening!!
  631. I WILL BAN THEM
  632. SOUND GOOD??
  633. NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING.
  634. CDC: let me
  635. CDC: explain
  636. CDC: or try to
  637. CTT made RR an OP.
  638. RTG: alright, ninjacat, say something
  639. RTG: ill listen to it.
  640. CDC: stating that davesprite could NOT EVER have a davechick, and could NOT EVER be part female (sexwise)
  641. Are we all listening???
  642. OTG: oh my god this is why i almost never come to rrpt theres always someone thats either homophobic or cissexist or both and gfodskh
  643. OTG: i cant
  644.  
  645. and then i ollied outy
  646.  
  647. they eventually permabanned him
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