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>Day 128 for Anon in Equestria
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>It's a beautiful, sunny, mid afternoon day in P0nyville Park
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>You're sitting on a nearby bench enjoying an orange smoothie
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>You, being the crafty p0ny you are, balance the cup on your belly
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>That way you don't have to use your hooves to do anything!
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>You don't even have to strain your neck in order to reach the straw!
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>You are P0nyville's only scientist with a Master's in Lazyology...or at least you like to think so.
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>The oddest things cross your thoughts when you're bored...it scares you sometimes.
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>Oh well, the day's great, nop0ny's bothering you, and Bon-Bon's supposed to come back from her vacation in a few days.
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>Your ears twitch when you pick up the sound of somep0ny running.
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>You turn to see Anonymous the Human sprinting along the path with Rainbow Dash at his heels.
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>You assume the two are in another race, those two always have some sort of competition.
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>Dash probably lost a bet or something cause she's not flying past him.
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>That reminds you, it's been a while since you and Anonymous have spoken, not since that little incident at Sugarcube Corner
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>That was the last time you would ever launch yourself out of a party canon for Pinkie and Anon...Bon-Bon gave the two an earful...
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>Rainbow and Anon are getting closer
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>A: Wave hello to the two as they pass by
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>B: Continue sipping on your orange drank
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>C: Stick out a hind hoof and trip Rainbow as she passes
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>D: Stick out a hind hoof and trip Anon as he passes
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(A was chosen)
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>You wave as the two come closer to you.
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>As the two pass Anon turns his head and waves while running.
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Anon: Hey Lyra!
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>He flashes you a smile and you smile back, Rainbow is too busy focusing on the race to say hello.
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>Uh oh....Anon doesn't see that branch
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>Without thinking you shout
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>Lyra: Anon look out for that branch!
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Anon: Wha-
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>Yup he didn't see that branch, he nearly clotheslines himself
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>The force exerted from his sprint causes his legs to come up in the air and for a moment Anon is lying flat in the air.
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>Then Anon ends up landing on his back, he groans once before becoming unresponsive.
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>Rainbow turns and looks to the two of you.
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>Rainbow: HA! Thanks Lyra!
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>She takes off running, leaving you and an incapacitated Anonymous.
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>Lyra: Rainbow wait I...think...he's..really hurt.
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>Bitch...she just left Anon on his own, she's more focused on winning than her friends.
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>You sigh to yourself before taking a long sip of your smoothie
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>You look over Anonymous to see his lip's bleeding.
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>You cast a glance over the bag of napkins, then you look at your smoothie
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>If you want to help Anon you could use your napkins and smoothie to make a sort of makeshift ice pack.
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>That'd at least help the swelling till he got back to his home.
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>B...but...orange smoothie.....
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>A: Help Anon out
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>B: Sit there and sip your orange drank
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>C: Molest Anon is his unconscious state
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(A was chosen)
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>Oh my that looks painful, using your magic you lift Anon's unconscious form.
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>Then you grab your orange smoothie with your magic while moving Anon with your magic.
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>Don't want to spill your drink, you step off of the bench, letting Anon take it up.
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>When he's set down in a comfortable position on his back you use your magic to levitate the napkins out of the bag and the smoothie out of your cup.
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>You give your drink a tearful send off before wrapping it up in the napkins. You're sure to wrap it up so it doesn't leak out.
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>Before applying the smoothie pack you use some spare napkins to wipe away some of the blood.
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>Then you set the smoothie napkins on Anon's lips
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>You take a seat next to the bench and wait.
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>Within a few minutes Anon comes to
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Anon: Aaaauuugh...what happened?
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>His voice may come out muffled by the 'ice pack' but you get a gist for what he asked
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>Lyra: You ran in to a low hanging branch and I helped you out. By the way you owe me a smoothie.
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>Anon turns to look at you before removing the 'ice pack'
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Anon: Well nice to see you too Lyra.
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>You shoot Anon a grin
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>Lyra: Likewise.
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Anon: So, what happened to Rainbow?
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>A: Tell Anon about Rainbow
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>B: Tell him he needs to get his lip looked at first
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>C: Shrug your withers and point down the path Rainbow ran on.
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(A was chosen)
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>Lyra: She kinda sorta...laughed and ran off thanking me for distracting you.
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>Anon growls in anger
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Anon: Well if she's gonna be like that then fuck her...ouch
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>He puts the smoothie pack back over his lips
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>Anon keeps talking
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Anon: And to think when she hurt her little 'wingies' I carried her ass two miles back to P0nyville, she just lost quite a few bro points.
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>What in the name of Tartarus are 'bro points' and why does Rainbow have them?
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>Anon shifts in to a sitting position, you take this time to take a spot next to him.
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>The two of you sit in comfortable silence
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>Anon winces every so often when he adjusts the smoothie pack on his lip
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>Lyra: You should probably get that looked it.
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Anon: Ah, no I'll be fine Lyra, at least it isn't swelling, that'd be an eyesore.
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>You picture anon with balloon sized lips causing you to giggle
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>Anon looks you over
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Anon: You find that funny?
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>Lyra: Maaaybe?
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>You shoot him a sly grin.
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>A: Have him go and get your smoothie now
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>B: Keep sitting with him
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>C: Go on about your day of doing nothing
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(B was chosen)
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(I didn't even ask for dubs)
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>You and Anonymous continue to sit and watch other p0nies walk by
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>A few of them cast you curious glances, probably because you and Anon are sitting with nearly the same posture
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>Mares be jealous of your ability to use a bench
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Anon: Thanks.
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>Lyra: Hmm?
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Anon: For the slushie...ice pack...thingy
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>Lyra: You're quite welcome
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Anon: And...sorry about the whole...canon thing. Pinkie and I didn't know you'd go flying out the window...and through the Mayor's Office...and in to Rarity's Boutique...
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>Lyra: Well...it was fun! I got to see the Mayor has a drinking problem and Rarity made me a dress!
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Anon: Too bad Bon-Bon doesn't share your sentiment.
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>You rub the back of your head nervously
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>Lyra: heheheh...yeah
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Anon: Well, I can see where she's coming from though...I didn't want to see you get hurt.
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>Lyra: Anonymous I'm indestructible you should know this by now.
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>Anonymous smirks
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Anon: Does that mean you wanna go for another ride in the party canon?
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>Lyra: NO no...that's okay...no more party canons...
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>You have nightmares of crashing in to the moon every so often now.
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>Silence once again fills the air
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Anon: You...you want another smoothie don't you?
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>A: Tell Anonymous you want another smoothie
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>B: Tell Anonymous he really needs to do something about his lip before it gets infected
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>C: Tell Anonymous the smoothie can wait.
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>Lyra: Oh my Celestia yes
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Anon: Then lets go get-
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>It's rude to interrupt but you do so nonetheless. 
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>Lyra: But it can wait
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Anon: Hmm?
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>Lyra: Your lip is a little bit more important than a fruity drink. Go home, take care of it, then smoothie.
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>Anonymous sighs in annoyance
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Anon: You're not gonna leave me alone until I do that huh?
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>Lyra: Nope
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>Now he's getting it!
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Anon: Fine, fine.
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>He stands
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Anon: Well since Rainbow is well...being Rainbow, and since I gotta get you this 'amazing drink' why don't you just come with me?
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>Lyra: Hmm?
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Anon: Celestia forbid I go home, take care of myself, and come back here to find your ass off on some random adventure. Besides it's been a while since we hung out together.
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>Anonymous has a point, it has been a while.
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>But it's not as if you're going anywhere
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>But you haven't been to his place in few weeks
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>Were you always this indecisive?
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>A: Follow Anon back to his place
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>B: Wait here for Anon
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(A was chosen)
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>You shrug
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>Lyra: Sure I'll come along, it's not like I'm doing anything anyway.
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>And with that you and Anon make your way out of the park.
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>While walking through town an annoyed voice stops the two of you.
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>Rainbow: HEY!
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>You and Anon turn around to see an angry looking Rainbow
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>Rainbow: What gives Anon why didn't you keep going?
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Anon: Because I knocked myself out on a branch
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>Rainbow's silent for a moment, then she starts to giggle.
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>Soon it's full on laughter, she falls over and lands flat on her back, holding on to her sides as she laughs.
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>Well that's not very nice...
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>Anon agrees with your sentiment
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>He turns right back around and keeps walking, you follow close behind.
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>This gets Dash to stop laughing
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>Rainbow: H...hey where're you goin? I thought we were hangin out today!
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Anon: Change of plans I'm hangin with Lyra.
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>Rainbow: You're hanging out with that freaky Unicorn. Come on man she's so weird, totally not cool.
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>You open your mouth to speak out in protest but Anon has your back
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Anon: Kiss my ass Dash and don't say shit about Lyra at least she helped me out.
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>Rainbow sits there with her jaw hanging down.
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>A: Turn around and stick your tongue out at Dash
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>B: Keep walking with Anon
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(A was chosen)
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>With a smirk you turn around and stick your tongue out at Dash
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>Yeah she's mad, she's unfurling her wings and everything
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>She must really not like you
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>You can't seem to imagine why
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>And how dare she call you weird!
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>Just because you sit in an awkward position...and just because you follow Anon around sometimes doesn't make you weird!
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>You and Anonymous continue you walk to his place
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>Upon arrival he opens the door for you
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>What a gentle colt
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>You're the first to walk in and see that his place...hasn't really changed at all
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>Same couch, same t.v. from Manehattan, same...pretty much everything.
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>Anon touches his lip and he winces
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Anon: Yeah I'm gonna head upstairs and take care of this, I'll be back in a few, make yourself at home.
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>As he heads up the stairs and out of site you take a seat on his couch.
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>He did say make yourself at home
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>A: Go in to the kitchen and make yourself a snack
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>B: Turn on the T.V. and see what's on
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>C: Spy on Anon through the keyhole of his door
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>D: Sit and wait
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(C was chosen)
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>You're sitting on his couch for a good two minutes before you grow bored.
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>Hmm...wonder how Anon's doing in his bathroom?
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> Curiosity getting the better of you, you head up the stairs and to his bathroom door.
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>You raise a hoof to knock, but stop when you hear Anon shuffling in the bathroom.
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>You hear clothing hit the floor before Anon shouts
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Anon: Yeah I realize I stink so I'm gonna grab a shower, I'll be out in a little while.
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>With quick thinking you use your magic to throw your voice so it sounds like it's coming from downstairs.
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>Lyra: Okay Anon, just gonna sit and chill.
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Anon: Sounds like a plan.
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>Wait...Anon hasn't gotten in yet has he?
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>You look at the keyhole of Anon's door
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>Should you do it? You've never seen him...like that before.
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>Not even Twilight got to yet, he leaves whenever she brings up anatomy
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>No, NO! Lyra you're a good p0ny it'd be...wrong to look at him like that right?
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>Lol nope, you're doing this for science...yes...science...
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>You trot over to the keyhole and look into his bathroom.
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>You see Anon, he's in the middle of stripping out of his pants
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>When those are away and when his boxers are away you put a hoof over your mouth to stifle a gasp
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>So that's what it looks like...
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>You find yourself staring intently at it before he turns to go to his bathtub
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>He steps in and shuts the shower curtains behind him.
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>Well, there goes that bit of fun
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>But with patience you might get another peek...
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>A: Keep spying through the keyhole
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>B: Go down to the ktichen and make yourself a snack
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>C: Turn on the T.V. and see what's on.
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>D: Get a quick nap on the couch
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(B was chosen)
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>You decide against spying on Anon any longer, if you're caught he won't be too happy.
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>With that image now fresh in your mind you decide to go ahead and make yourself something to eat.
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>You head down the stairs and in to his kitchen.
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>Hmm...he's got a few pots and pans, maybe you could cook something.
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>Then you see the bread sitting on the counter
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>Maybe a simple sandwich would do the trick.
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>Your tummy begins to rumble.
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>Yeah you're gonna need more than just a sandwhich
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>You start rummaging through Anon's cabinets in hopes of finding something either simple to make
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>Or something along the lines of crackers or snack cakes.
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>You know that even though Anon goes for runs every other day he loves his junk food
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>Now where are those snacks....
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>A: Stop looking for snack foods and cook something
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>B: Keep searching for snack foods
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>C: Make a couple of sandwiches and deal with it.
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(C and B were chosen)
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>You open up a cupboard, lo and behold you hit the gold mine of snack foods
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>Pinkie Cakes, Cherrychangas, Chimmy Cherries, Debby Cakes, Twinkies, and many other.
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>You've hit the motherload Lyra
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>You grab two hooffulls of the snack treats and set them on the table.
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>Then you grab the gram crackers, chocolate, and marshmellows.
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>Yeah that's right, you're gonna make smores, with magic!
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>But you can't just have snack foods silly, you've gotta eat...somewhat healthy
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>You sigh before grabbing the bread and nearby bananas
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>Then you start raiding his fridge for the goods.
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>Tomatoes, lettuce, spinach, and a little...turkey?!
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>You almost forgot Anon is an omnivore...he's going to have meat stocked up in his fridge.
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>Ignoring the necessary murder in Anon's fridge you grab the turkey.
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>Hell if you're going to eat his stuff, might as well make him a little something too.
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>You spend the next few minutes preparing sandwhiches, snacks, and two cups of milk.
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>With your magic you're able to make some proper smores.
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>You smile to yourself, happy that you've made somewhat of a decent meal without cooking.
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>Might as well have a banana while you wait.
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>But wouldn't it be rude to eat without Anon?
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>Oh god there's smores here too...
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>A: Eat the smores
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>B: Eat a banana
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>C: Sit and wait for Anon
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>D: Go Pinkie Pie on this food and eat it all in one bite.
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(B was chosen)
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>Hmm, maybe you should start off with a little something, Anonymous won't mind.
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>You pick up a banana in you hooves
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>Huh, you examine your food before taking a bite
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>This banana looks strangely like Anon's...
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>Oh you pervert, that is a source of potassium!
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>Potassium enriched goodness shaped like Anon's
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>You mentally slap yourself, stop with those thoughts they'll get you in trouble.
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>You peel of the banana peel, you open your maw to take a bite.
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>And you lick the tip...and those thoughts of what you spied through the keyhole comes back to you.
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>You take the banana out of your mouth and look over it...
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>Lyra: Oh Anon those hands of your feel so....good...I gotta pay you back somehow..
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>You throw your voice to sound more masculine
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>Lyra: Lyra, you don't have to do anything you don't want to...
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>Lyra: Oh no, I insist 
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>Your mother always told you to never play with your food
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>Buck her she already told you that food play with daddy was how you were born!
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>Your thoughts are now on pleasuring this piece of fruit as if it were the human who's hands you lusted after.
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>You lose track of time while 'eating' your food
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Anon: Lyra what the fuck?
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>Your eyes shoot open to see Anon standing in the door frame.
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>He doesn't look angry...just shocked
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>He drops the bottle of booze he has in his hands, it shatters upon hitting the ground.
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>A: Lyra: I can explain
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>B: Lyra: This...this isn't what it looks like?
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>C: Try to play it off, with plenty of swag
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>D: Teleport the fuck out.
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(C was chosen)
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>You take the banana out of your mouth before giving Anonymous a sly grin.
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>Lyra: I'm just practicing Anonymous, chill.
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Anon: Practicing? Is that what you call it?
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>You nod before giving Anon a half lidded gaze
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>Lyra: Yeah, practicing. You can't resist me you and I both know that. Gotta make sure i'm up to par, I heard you humans got quite a bit of stamina.
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>You lick your lips, this isn't exactly swag but it'll work nonetheless.
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>You give Anon a lusty stare before giving the tip of the banana a lick.
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>You make sure he sees.
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>And as you expected his cheeks turn a new shade of red.
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Anon: Really? You think I find you irresistible?
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>You nod.
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>Anonymous chuckles before walking over to a nearby table where you've prepared your meals.
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Anon: Well I gotta say Lyra, if you really think you're getting any of me, making lunch is good way to start.
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>heheheeh it worked!
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>He doesn't seem mad at all! Just a little rustled.
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>You could deal with a little rustling
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>With playing aside you finish your banana and take a seat across from Anonymous.
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>He tries to change the subject to something more appropriate
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Anon: Lyra...this is a bit much don't you think?
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>You shake your head
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>Lyra: You cannot have too many snacks!
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>A: Swap stories and eat
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>B: Chow down in silence
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>C: Watch Anonymous as he eats
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>D: Small talk while eating
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(A was chosen)
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>A few minutes in to eating...
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>Lyra: And then she went ballistic!
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Anon: What happened next?
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>Lyra: Bon-Bon went right up to Roid Rage and she bucked him right in the jaw!
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>Anon is taken aback
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>Lyra: I know it's unbelievable right? But that's not the best part.
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Anon: There's more?
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>You nod vigorously
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>Lyra: Yup, turns out, Roid Rage is all talk! He started crying like a little filly before running for his mommy!
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>You and Anonymous share a laugh
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>Lyra: Bon Bon told everyone about his little 'problem' after that.
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Anon: No wonder I haven't seen him around lately.
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>The two of you share a laugh
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Anon: Remind me to never piss Bon Bon off.
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>Anon stands and takes your now empty plates. With snacks you need no plates!
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>Again, gentlecolt, Bon Bon would totally approve
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>...Or she'd buck his face in to next week...
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>Bon Bon can be a little overprotective sometimes...
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Anon: Seems like I need to watch how I act around you or Bon Bon The Destroyer will tear me limb from limb
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>He chuckles, you are not amused.
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>Bon Bon seems to fight off ANYp0ny that comes near you.
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>Anon's snapping his fingers in your face
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>Instead of thinking of Bon Bon you are now fixated on his hands.
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>Ooooh...the way they bend, and that sound...
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Anon: Lyra!
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>He shakes you out of your trance
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>Lyra: Who wha huh?
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Anon: You alright there? You spaced out for a bit.
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>You laugh nervously
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>Lyra: heheheh yeah...sorry.
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Anon: It's fine, just...try not to stare at my hands too much.
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>You blush before looking at anything other than Anon's hands
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>He goes back and sits at his end of the table
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>A: Tell with another story
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>B: Eat some snacks
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>C: Sit in silence
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>D: Ask Anon if he'd get you your smoothie now
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(D was chosen)
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>Lyra: Hey Anon?
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Anon: Yes Lyra?
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>Lyra: Can we maybe...go and get my smoothie now please?
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Anon: Alright Lyra, just let me get dressed first.
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>Lyra: Dressed?
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>Anon chuckles nervously
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Anon: where you fixated on my hands the whole time?
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>Anonymous stands up, revealing that he's wearing nothing more than boxers.
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>You blush deeply
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>Lyra: Oh um...I knew the entire time, I totally was NOT staring at your hands at all!
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Anon: So you were staring at my bulge?
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>You fumble your words
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>Lyra: Yes! I mean no! I mean....*groan* I'm not gonna win this am I?
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>Anonymous chuckles
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Anon: Nope, let's go get your smoothie.
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>This brings a smile to your face.
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>Anon heads up the stairs leaving you to your own devices
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>A few minutes later you see a fully dressed Anon make his way down to you.
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Anon: Alrighty let's go.
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>You squee
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>Orange Smoothie Time
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>As soon as Anon opens his front door your spirits drop
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>Twilight Sparkle is standing outside
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>A: Ask her what she's doing here
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>B: stand there silently
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>C: Give twilight the evil eye
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>D: Sock Twilight in the face with a forehoof
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(C was chosen)
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>You glare at Twilight before pushing yourself closer to Anon
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>YOUR human
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>Twilight looks over you and smirks before forgetting you even exist
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>Twilight: Hi Anon, how are you today?
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Anon: I'm doing pretty good, what you need?
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>Twilight: Oh nothing major, it's just you keep putting off the anatomy portion of my study and I ne-
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Anon: Nope.
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>He quickly walks around Twilight and out in to his yard
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>He motions for you to follow him
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>You do so, not before giving Twilight a victorious smirk
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>But Twilight isn't giving up yet
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>Twilight: Oh come on Anonymous don't be such a baby.
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Anon: I don't mind showing you what I look like what I DO mind is that every time we have a little test I end up shocked
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>Twilight: About that-
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Anon: And maimed, and cut, and emotionally scarred.
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>Twilight: But-
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Anon: I don't know how many times I have to tell you this Twilight, but the answers no. I am not risking my body for your experiments.
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>Twilight: But you'd only receive minor shocks to test your nervous system!
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Anon: My case and point. The answers no. Besides I've got to get Lyra her smoothie, I don't have time.
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>Twilight: Oh, so you're going on a date with P0nyville's stalker?
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>This time she shoots you a triumphant grin
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>That bitch you growl before glaring at her again
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>A: Tell Twilight to fuck off and that Anon's not interested
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>B: Walk over to Anon and try to ignore Twilight
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>C: Use your magic to teleport yourself and Anon to the smoothie stand
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(A was chosen)
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>Lyra: Hey Twilight
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>Twilight: Yes creep?
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>What was that insult you hear Anon use before? Rhymes with buck...?
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>Oh yes!
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>Lyra: How about you fuck off? Anon's not interested.
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>Twilight's jaw drops in surprise at you using such fowl language.
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>While she's stunned you prance around her before rejoining Anon's side
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Anon: Good day Twilight
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>Twilight: I...uh...bu...
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>The two of you walk off while she's trying to process what she's just been told.
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>When she comes to terms with what just happened she growls
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>Some strands of her mane stand on end, she cackles madly
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>Twilight: If Anonymous won't come willingly I'll MAKE him take his tests! I am sick and tired of him not complying!
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>With another cackle she teleports away
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>Meanwhile you and Anonymous are en route to the smoothie stand
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>A: Walk in silence
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>B: Small talk while walking
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>C: Look at the scenery around the two of you
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(B was chosen)
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>Lyra: Ha! Did you see the look on her face?
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>Anonymous nods
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Anon: Of course, I've never seen Twilight so...mad.
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>Then he reaches down and scratches behind your ears
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>You freeze in your tracks
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>Your mind is currently too focused on the scratching to form a coherent sentence
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>Lyra: Lyra do good?
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>Anonymous laughs
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Anon: Yes Lyra do good. She got purplemad to stop following us.
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>You are so glad Anonymous isn't making fun of you
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>You feel your hind hoof twitch slightly
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>Anonymous takes his hand away and you feel like you could cry.
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>Lyra: Why'd you stop?
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Anon: Because smoothies
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>Oh yeah you almost forgot about those.
480
>After a few more minutes of walking you finally get to the smoothie stand.
481
>Anon keeps his word and buys one for you
482
>God you love orange smoothies.
483
>Anonymous, curious as to how good these things are, buys one for himself
484
>Wise choice.
485
>Lyra: thanks Anonymous!
486
Anon: Welcome.
487
>What to do...
488
489
>A: Sit at a nearby bench and enjoy smoothies
490
>B: Thank Anon for the smoothie and leave
491
>C: Balance smoothie on head for entertainment purposes
492
493
(C was chosen)
494
495
>You decide to show Anon your balancing skills
496
>You put your smoothie on your head and balance it perfectly
497
>Then you stand up on your hind hooves
498
>Using magic you elongate the straw so you can drink the smoothie while it's resting on your head.
499
>You and Anon are now walking aimlessly throughout P0nyville
500
>Sure p0nies are staring but you can't seem to find a single fuck to give.
501
>Anon's looking you over, you can't tell if he's jealous, or if he thinks you're crazy.
502
Anon: Lyra?
503
>Lyra: Yeeees Anonymou?
504
Anon: You...why're you doing that?
505
>Lyra: Why aren't you?
506
>Buck yeah nice counter question
507
>Smooth as silk
508
>Anonymous is silent for a moment then he shrugs
509
Anon: Because I lack balance skills
510
>Lyra: You jealous of my balancing skills?
511
Anon: ....yes.
512
>You giggle and walk on with Anon
513
>After a good hour of walking around, swapping stories, and drinking smoothies you've run out of ideas.
514
>That is until
515
Anon: Hey.
516
>Lyra: Yes?
517
Anon: Since...well...Rainbow pretty much bailed, wanna come back to my place? It's movie night, scary movies to be specific.
518
519
>A: Go home
520
>B: Go to Anonymous house and watch movies
521
>C: Go about your day walking around aimlessly
522
523
(B was chosen)
524
525
>So, watch movies with Anon or go back home
526
>The answer is fairly obvious
527
>You're going to go watch movies with Anon
528
>Plus if you do more good things Anon will scratch your ears with his hands again!
529
>Then maybe he'll rub your tummy
530
>But never at the same time
531
>Celestia help him and his loins if he makes that mistake
532
>Lyra: Anon, movies sound like a good idea.
533
Anon: Alright. 
534
>The two of you make your way back to Anon's place.
535
>When the two of you finally arrive the sun has nearly set under the horizon.
536
>As Anon unlocks his door the sun sets and the moon rises in the sky.
537
Anon: Huh...wait Lyra, isn't your place on the other side of town?
538
>Lyra: Yeah, why?
539
Anon: Well I'd feel shitty if I kicked you out after the movies, you're free to stay the night if you want.
540
541
>A: Stay the Night
542
>B: Leave after the movies
543
>C: Leave now before it gets too late.
544
545
(A was chosen)
546
547
>Did Anonymous just invite you to spend the night?
548
>You take a long sip of your orange smoothie in mock thought
549
>Oh you're going to take that invitation no doubt
550
>Buuut, what if Anonymous decides to...do things
551
>You give your breath a quick check to find that....
552
>Your breath smells....and you haven't showered since the day before.
553
>Oh god you probably stink!
554
>At least anonymous doesn't have an acute sense of smell.
555
>Lyra: I'm totally gonna take you up on your offer...but I'm gonna grab a few things first.
556
Anon: Fair enough.
557
>And with that you down your smoothie in one huge gulp, ignoring the brain freeze that comes after.
558
>You quickly teleport back to your place, grab your tooth brush and a few other things and come right back to his front doorstep.
559
Anon: Well that was fast.
560
>Lyra: Eeyup.
561
>The two of you head inside
562
>While you start to head up his stairs you stop
563
>You turn to see Anonymous setting up his t.v. he grabs a movie
564
>He turns and looks at you
565
Anon: What's up?
566
567
>A: Ask Anonymous if you can use his shower
568
>B: Go upstairs and brush your teeth
569
>C: Tell him you're going to use his restroom if its alright with him, but sneak in to his room and steal some of his used clothes.
570
571
(A was chosen)
572
573
>Lyra: I was wondering...can I use your shower?
574
Anon: Go ahead, we've been walkin around all day, besides, it's not like I pay for my water.
575
>He chuckles
576
>You turn around and head up the stairs and in to his bathroom.
577
>Nothing fancy, in fact yours might be a bit bigger than his...if you were to scale yours to his size.
578
>Seriously this tub is huge.
579
>You set your toiletries on his sink and step in to his tub
580
>You turn on his shower and get to work
581
>A good thirty minutes pass, you use his soap and shampoo
582
>Huh...why does stallion shampoo smell better than mare's?
583
>Probably some marketing scheme or something
584
>You step out of the shower and take a look at yourself in the mirror.
585
>Lyra, you are one hot mare when your mane's wet.
586
>Hmm...you give your reflection the bedroom eyes
587
>Yeah, you'd so rut that mare
588
>Sweet Celestia you're narcissistic stop that.
589
>You continue to look over yourself as you brush your teeth.
590
591
>A: Dry your mane out and keep the sexy look
592
>B: Make yourself look normal, sexy times can come later
593
>C: Stay in the bathroom and see if you can do anything else to improve your looks
594
>D: Say fuck it all and walk down there now.
595
596
(D and A were chosen)
597
598
>Lyra: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna leave it like it is.
599
>Then you notice the dripping.
600
>Lyra: Maybe I could....dry off a little...but this hair. I must keep this look. Hehehe.
601
>You dry yourself off but you're sure to keep your mane and tail as is.
602
>You give yourself the bedroom eyes one more time before heading on down to Anon's living room.
603
>You see the human himself sitting at his couch with remote in hand, then you see the popcorn and other assorted snacks on his coffee table.
604
>He'd been waiting on you
605
>Anon turns to you
606
Anon: Took ya long enough
607
>He smiles, yeah he's just being sarcastic
608
Anon: Like the new look.
609
>He turns back to the tv and motions for you to sit.
610
>You squee on the inside before taking a small leap towards the couch
611
>When you land Anon bounces a little bit upon impact
612
Anon: Whoa, little bit excited for the movies aren't ya?
613
>Lyra: What are you talking...oh yes! movies...yeah those.
614
>You get in to your typical sitting position and the movie starts.
615
>Twenty minutes in...
616
>Oh man this movie is awesome!
617
>That stupid blonde mare has no idea that the headless alicorn is coming up behind....
618
>The unicorn mare on the movie screams
619
>The headless alicorn takes her head
620
>Lyra: Ha! Stupid bucking mare didn't know what hit her!
621
>You help yourself to some popcorn...wait why'd your brush your teeth again if you're just gonna eat snacks?
622
>Meh you don't think things through sometimes
623
>Anon seems a little distracted by the movie
624
>So much so that he forgot drinks
625
626
>A: Snuggle up against Anon
627
>B: Keep watching the movie
628
>C: Tease Anon while he's distracted
629
>D: Get up and ask if he'd like something to drink.
630
631
(D was chosen)
632
633
>Lyra: Hey Anon?
634
Anon: Yes Lyra?
635
>Lyra: I think you're forgetting an important component to this movie night.
636
Anon: Oh and what might that be?
637
>Lyra: Booze, Applejack Daniels to be specific.
638
>Anon opens his mouth to speak, but freezes
639
>Now his jaw is hanging open in disbelief
640
Anon: Nice save Lyra.
641
>You get off of the couch
642
>Lyra: Because I'm so nice I'm gonna get some out of your fridge, the booze is in your fridge right?
643
Anon: Lyra did I tell you you're awesome?
644
>Lyra: You just did. By the way, you owe me.
645
>You walk in to his kitchen, open his fridge, and sure enough Applejack Daniels.
646
>You grab a few bottles using your magic and you head back in to the living room.
647
>Anon's sitting there grinning.
648
>You give him a bottle and take a seat, being sure to put the rest of the bottles on the coffee table.
649
Anon: So how can I repay you for getting some much needed booze.
650
>Lyra: You can pay me back in snuggle dollars.
651
>And with that you snuggle in to his side, Anon wraps an arm around you.
652
Anon: I think we can work something out.
653
>The two of you get back to watching the movie.
654
655
>A: Watch movie
656
>B: Tease Anon while he's distracted
657
>C: Wait for Anon to get a little tipsy, then tease him
658
>D: Drink some Applejack Daniels.
659
660
(C was chosen)
661
662
>You sit with Anonymous and watch the movie for a while.
663
>While you aren't one to drink often, Anon appears to be the opposite
664
>He's downed about half the bottle and his cheeks have turned a nice tint of pink.
665
>You can smell the Daniels on his breath
666
>While he's watching the movie you feel his hand that's around you start to move
667
>He pulls his hand up and starts scratching behind your ear
668
>You sigh happily and nuzzle in to his side
669
>These hands man...
670
>You look up to see he's still watching the movie, but now he's got a small smile on his face.
671
>Your face becomes flushed
672
>You've gotta return the favor somehow
673
>You start running a hoof along his thigh
674
>You hear him sigh before he starts rubbing your ear rather than just scratching
675
>You shiver and keep rubbing along his thigh
676
677
>A: Go further with your teasing
678
>B: Stick to what you're doing
679
>C: incorporate magic in to the teasing
680
>D: Attempt to kiss Anonymous
681
>E: Go back to watching the movie.
682
683
(A was chosen)
684
685
>You adjust your position so you're in Anonymous' lap.
686
>He's a little surprised by your boldness but he doesn't seem to mind.
687
Anon: Guess the movie got a little boring?
688
>Lyra: Just a tad.
689
>Anonymous chuckles
690
>You grind in his lap and his hands grab hold of your flank
691
>You squeak in surprise when he gives your flank a nice slap
692
>You giggle when he does it again
693
>Lyra: You like my flank that much Anonymous?
694
Anon: Maaaybe.
695
>Twilight: *Ahem*
696
>The two of you freeze and turn to your left to find Twilight sitting there looking at the two of you disapprovingly.
697
>Twilight: Well, look at who's defying the laws of nature. Lyra I expected better of you.
698
Anon: What the fuck are you doing in my house Twilight?
699
>The two of you notice how out of it she looks
700
>Her mane's a mess, you see her eye twitching, and she's got this eerie smile on her face.
701
>Twilight: Silly Lyra humans and p0nies are incompatible my research yields that fact.
702
>Lyra: You're only saying that cause you haven't seen below the waist.
703
>Twilight: And you have?
704
>You give Twilight a sly grin
705
>Lyra: I don't need to. I can FEEL it.
706
Anon: Can't argue with that logic.
707
708
>A: Continue to mess with Twilight until she leaves
709
>B: Make Twilight leave by force
710
>C: Invite her to join in
711
>D: Ignore her and get back to what you were doing.
712
713
(C was chosen)
714
715
>Lyra: Hey Twilight I think I found your problem.
716
>Twilight: Do wha huh?
717
>Lyra: You're jealous
718
>Twilight takes a moment to register what you said before laughing.
719
>Twilight: Jealous? What do I have to be jealous about? I'm not going outside of my species.
720
>Lyra: Admit it Twilight, you're curious. You wanted to be the first to see it didn't you? But too bad, besides, you wouldn't know what to do with one even if you did see it.
721
>Well aren't you on fire?
722
>Twilight's cheeks are a nice shade of pink, she gives you an angry glare
723
>Lyra: But I'm feeling nice, why don't you join us. Trust me there's plenty of Anon to go around.
724
>You wiggle your eyebrows at the purple unicorn.
725
>Twilight is speechless
726
>Twilight: Who...wha but I....
727
>Anonymous seems to pick up on what's going on
728
Anon: Aww, I think Twilight's scared. Don't worry I'll be gentle.
729
>He winks
730
>Twilight stutters before groaning in annoyance.
731
>Twilight: I don't want to rut a monkey!
732
Anon: Then why are you here? Why watch me and Lyra? Just how long were you there before you said anything?
733
>Twilight's cheeks turn even redder
734
>Twilight: Um...I...I gotta go....
735
>And with that she teleports out.
736
>You and Anonymous laugh at her flustered attitude
737
738
>A: Get back to what you were doing
739
>B: Finish watching the movie
740
>C: Kiss Anonymous
741
>D: Drink some Applejack Daniels
742
743
(A was chosen)
744
745
>Lyra: Now where were we?
746
Anon: You were dry humping me if I recall.
747
>Lyra: That I was...hmm....
748
>Your horn begins to glow, taking Anonymous by surprise.
749
>Using your magic you gently pull him down to your level
750
>You two share a quick kiss
751
>Anonymous pulls away before either of you can go further
752
Anon: Yeah...don't do that.
753
>He doesn't seem pleased
754
Anon: I'm the one who's supposed to lead off, silly Lyra.
755
>And with that he puts his hands on your flanks and lifts you
756
>The two of you share another kiss
757
>You gasp in surprise from the lift and Anonymous takes advantage
758
>His tongue does a little exploring...
759
760
>A: Try to dominate the kiss
761
>B: Break away from the kiss
762
>C: Use your magic to tease him while in the kiss
763
>D: Make up an excuse to stop.
764
765
(C was chosen)
766
767
>You moan in to the kiss
768
>You can feel your tail flicking back and forth
769
>You are not a patient mare and neither is your body
770
>Being the crafty unicorn you are you use your magic
771
>Specifically you use it on Anon's crotch
772
>From the groan of realization he knows what you're doing
773
>Using your magic you surround his member in an aura of pressure.
774
>Yeah he likes that
775
>He breaks away to kiss along your neck
776
>That sends a shudder of pleasure coursing through you
777
>Screw the tummy/ear rub combination this is a hell of a lot better.
778
>You can smell your arousal, you're probably gonna end up getting his pants a little dirty
779
>Not that he seems to mind of course.
780
>You continue to use your magic on his member, you can feel it twitching in your magical grip.
781
782
>A: Let Anonymous keep doing what he's doing (Submissive)
783
>B: Take the lead
784
>C: Ask him to stop
785
>D: Use magic to keep teasing Anon
786
787
(A was chosen)
788
789
>You keep using your magic on Anonymous member
790
>Other than that you pretty much let Anon do whatever he wants to you.
791
>What can you say? You like a stal...man in charge.
792
>And those hands, oh Celestia those hands...
793
>You feel Anonymous stand with you in his hands
794
>He lies you down on the couch
795
>When you're lying on your back he trails kisses down your neck....your chest....your tummy
796
>Then to your tits
797
>Though there's no milk Anon starts suckling like a starving babe
798
>You can feel his tongue lapping against them
799
>The sensation causes you to lose your concentration and your grip on Anon lets up
800
>When you feel his teeth graze against your tits you gasp
801
>Lyra: Oh Celestia yes.....
802
>You want him to go lower
803
804
>A: Ask for Anon to go lower (Cloppy goodness)
805
>B: Stop yourself if you're still unsure
806
>C: Watch the movie while Anon has his fun
807
808
(A was chosen)
809
810
>Lyra: Lower...
811
>Anon looks up to you and he smiles
812
>Then he goes right back to your tits
813
>You bite your lower lip in frustration
814
>Your hind hooves begin to shake and your tail flicks something fierce
815
>Lyra: Please?
816
>Anonymous looks up to you again
817
Anon: Hmmm, nah.
818
>He goes back to doing what he was doing
819
>Your eye twitches
820
>You've had enough teasing
821
>Your magic forms at the top of his head
822
>You force him to your moist opening
823
>Lyra: I can't take it anymore! 
824
Anon: Okay okay, you gotta learn patience Lyra
825
>Lyra: Buck patience, lick me.
826
>You hear him chuckle before he runs his tongue along your opening
827
>You shut your eyes tight
828
>Anonymous doesn't hold back, you feel his tongue enter you.
829
830
>A: Grind along his tongue
831
>B: Try to concentrate and use your magic in order to reciprocate
832
>C: Tell Anon to stop
833
834
(B was chosen)
835
836
>While Anonymous tongue runs wild within your mareparts you feel as if you're being a tad bit selfish
837
>He's doing all the work and you're just lying back and taking it.
838
>You don't want him to think you're a lazy lover
839
>Anonymous needs to feel the LOVE too!
840
>Using what little bit of sense you have you concentrate
841
>You use the previous little spell from before on his member
842
>This time you're a bit rougher, using your aura you simulate your mareparts for him.
843
>Anonymous shakes a bit, not used to the sensation
844
>When he's used to it again he goes right back to you
845
>While he's getting a good taste his hands tease and pinch your nipples
846
>You cry out in both surprise and ecstasy 
847
>Again these hands! Why can't stallions have hands?!
848
>Your body begins to grind against his tongue
849
>The two of you continue your little venture for the next few minutes
850
>It isn't long before you feel yourself getting close...
851
852
>A: Don't warn Anon and let him get a taste
853
>B: Tell him to stop
854
>C: Use your magic to try to bring him to orgasm before you.
855
856
(A was chosen)
857
858
Lyra: A....Anon!
859
>You feel your insides contract before releasing your built up pleasure.
860
>Anon doesn't seem to mind the taste
861
>In fact he's...he's...he's cleaning you.
862
>Oh Celestia he's still going...
863
>Your post coitus has left you sensitive yet he's still lapping at your mareparts
864
>It's almost unbearable, you can't seem to form words in order to get him to stop
865
>It feels like lightning is coursing through you each time he licks just the right spot...
866
>The more your squirm the faster his tongue seems to go
867
>You can feel another one coming on
868
>Anonymous has a problem...
869
>Again you orgasm and again Anonymous cleans you
870
>Your panting at this point
871
>Finally Anonymous stops
872
Anon: Did you enjoy yourself?
873
874
>A: Take a moment to recover
875
>B: Try to respond
876
>C: Curl up and watch the movie
877
>D: Crawl away from Anon to the other side of the couch.
878
879
(B was chosen)
880
881
>You try to speak but no words come
882
>No words that make sense anyway
883
>Lyra: Huzz...whazz....huh.....
884
>The only thing you can do is weakly raise your hoof
885
>Anonymous looks at it curiously
886
Anon: You alright Lyra?
887
>Lyra: T....th....
888
Anon: What?
889
>You take a deep breath
890
>Lyra: Thumbs up...
891
>You see Anonymous try to stifle his laughter
892
>You don't care if he laughs you feel damn good right now
893
>Nothing can ruin this moment, unless Twilight wants to come back
894
>You look around to see that Twilight is still gone
895
>That's right, she knows her place.
896
>You smile to yourself before looking over Anon
897
>....Wow...you were bluffing about the stamina but...
898
>Yeah he never finished.
899
>Oh right...your magic faded cause...well....that tongue...those hands...
900
>You feel a little guilty considering Anonymous didn't get the reciprocation he deserves.
901
902
>A: See what you can do for Anonymous
903
>B: Give yourself a moment to recover
904
>C: Praise Anonymous
905
>D: Watch the movie.
906
907
(A was chosen)
908
909
>Well then, after giving yourself a moment to recover you've decided to see just how far Anon's stamina can really go.
910
>Wait...he's back in his sitting position and he's back to watching the movie
911
>Wasn't he expecting something in return?
912
>That's when you see him looking at you from the corner of his eye
913
>He smiles before patting his lap
914
>Yeah you know what you're gonna do
915
>You slink over to Anon's trousers
916
>Using your teeth you pull down his zipper
917
>Then you come to the problem that is the button
918
>Curse Rarity and her accurate representation of human clothing!
919
>You try to unbutton his pants but fail cause hooves.
920
>You notice Anonymous erection start to soften
921
>Okay buck it
922
>Using your magic you teleport the pants off of Anonymous' body
923
Anon: Little eager aren't you?
924
>Lyra: A little?
925
>You give him a sly grin
926
>You pull down his boxers
927
>Anonymous' glory is now in full view
928
929
>A: Use your mouth
930
>B: Use your mareparts
931
>C: Boop it with a hoof
932
>D:Stare at it hungrily
933
934
(A was chosen)
935
936
>You look over Anonymous member
937
>You examine it closely
938
>Anonymous seems a little uncomfortable
939
>Then you raise a forehoof and boop the tip of his member
940
>Lyra: boop!
941
>Anonymous' lips seem to be quivering as his smile gets wider
942
>You can see his stomach start to heave
943
>Almost all at once you can feel the lusty tension leave
944
>Ya blew it
945
>And in the process you've 'split Anonymous' sides'
946
>Anonymous laughs and you shrink back, flattening your ears as you do so.
947
>Anon notices your change in demeanor
948
Anon: No, no no no no Lyra, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what you did. That...that was...so silly and so cute I couldn't help it.
949
>Lyra: Huh?
950
Anon: I guess seduction really isn't your strong point huh?
951
>He winks before looking back at the movie
952
>Oh this sly human you glare at him before looking back at his member
953
>You're gonna abuse the hell out of this thing...in the best way possible of course you're not gonna hurt the guy
954
955
>A: Use your mouth
956
>B: Use your mareparts
957
>C: Use your magic
958
>D: Use your hooves
959
960
(A was chosen)
961
962
>You bring your tongue out and lick the shaft, slowly.
963
>This taste...you run your tongue along the tip, now this gets Anonymous to gasp.
964
>You smile to yourself before putting your lips around the tip.
965
>You lightly suck upon the tip getting a pleased groan from Anonymous
966
>Then, you quickly take his member all the way to the base
967
>You stare up with an innocent expression
968
>You lift off until nothing remains inside but the tip, then you take it all yet again
969
>Your tongue cleans every portion of his member
970
>You bob your head upon his member coating it with your spittle
971
>After a few moments of that you resume licking around the shaft and sucking upon his tip
972
>All the while the two of you maintain eye contact, he seems enamored by your eyes
973
>He's YOUR plaything now
974
975
>A: Keep going, test his stamina
976
>B: Use your mareparts
977
>C: Use your magic for something unique
978
979
(C was chosen)
980
981
>You let Anonymous member out of your maw with a wet pop
982
>Lyra: Heeey Anon?
983
Anon: Yees Lyra?
984
>Lyra: I've got a little spell I'd like to try, bare with me.
985
>He shrugs his shoulders and waits
986
>You concentrate, you've only done this spell a handful of times
987
>Ha handful...but yes you've only done this three times in the privacy of your own home
988
>Your horn begins to glow and soon your body glows in turn
989
>Your form begins to change right before Anonymous' eyes
990
>You hear your bone structure start to crack as it expands
991
>You can hear your muscles stretch to compensate for the expansion
992
>Luckily you feel no pain, the first time you did this...hooo boy
993
Anon: Whoa...Lyra?
994
>Within a minute your spell is complete.
995
>You've grown, you now rival Luna in height
996
>Lyra: So....what do you think?
997
Anon: It's...unique, I don't hate it....
998
>You get in to Anonymous' lap
999
>You're now staring at him face to face
1000
>Lyra: I figured this spell would work wonders for the both of us.
1001
>Using your magic you position Anonymous' member outside your moistened lips
1002
>As you take Anonymous inside the two of you share a kiss
1003
>Yeah, you knew this spell would come in handy for more than just getting to hard to reach places.
1004
1005
>A: Take the lead
1006
>B: Let Anonymous take the lead
1007
>C: Use more magic for another idea you have
1008
1009
(C was chosen)
1010
1011
>While Anonymous thrusts in to you from underneath a crazy idea surfaces
1012
>Your horn begins to glow as you try to concentrate
1013
>That's when you feel Anonymous' hands pinch your nipples eliciting a squeak from you
1014
>Anonymous gives you a stern look
1015
Anon: No more magic
1016
>Lyra: B...but why?
1017
Anon: No more, in fact, bend your head towards me.
1018
>You give him a quizzical look but do as your told.
1019
>Wait...from this position your horn's right near his...
1020
>When you feel Anonymous run his tongue along your horn your entire body freezes
1021
>Your inner walls contract around Anonymous' member.
1022
>You have no idea why Anonymous licked your horn...but you want him to do it again.
1023
Anon: Did that do anything for you?
1024
>Lyra: P..please?
1025
Anon: Hmm?
1026
>Lyra: Keep licking...
1027
Anon: Wow you really are a horny little unicorn aren't you?
1028
>You're about to laugh at his pun but when he takes the tip of your horn in to your mouth you nearly scream.
1029
>Oh...Celestia
1030
>The way he's thrusting in to you from below...and the way he's ferociously sucking upon your horn..you can't take it.
1031
>Within a few minutes you release your pent up pleasure and frustration...
1032
>You can feel Anonymous' crotch become soaked as a result.
1033
>You're panting heavily as is he, but...he hasn't finished?
1034
>Lyra: Anon....wh...why are you...
1035
Anon: Still hard? Lyra...that was ten minutes
1036
>Lyra: Yeah? And?
1037
Anon: I can go for hours.
1038
>Your eyes grow as wide as saucers at this realization
1039
>You look to see Anonymous smiling
1040
>He winks before thrusting again
1041
>...Tonight is gonna be a long night for you
1042
>And you're going to love every minute of it