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1 | Aengoth Arril: | |
2 | ||
3 | Poor as fuck. Hates his job, but is so completely dependant on what little income it brings him that he has no choice but to put on a fake grin | |
4 | ||
5 | whenever he's at the stall, and to spend virtually all of his time (ineffectually) advertising it. Although he worships the eight/nine, is a strong | |
6 | ||
7 | believer in the Bosmeri faith, which coupled with some crazy rebellious stuff he used to do against the Bosmeri forest deity Y'ffre has left him | |
8 | ||
9 | feeling like his current lot in life is punishment for his rebellion. Not like it factors into any of this aside from two lines at the end, but | |
10 | ||
11 | hey. | |
12 | ||
13 | (Greeting an NPC) | |
14 | [In all of these, he's trying to make his desperation come across as normal, idle conversation.] | |
15 | You ever thought of buying something from my shop? | |
16 | - | Think you could do with an enchanted something? |
16 | + | You ever thought you could do with having something enchanted? |
17 | Did you know that one in ten Luftahraan bosmer are only able to eat once a week? | |
18 | ||
19 | (Saying goodbye to an NPC) | |
20 | [His desperation's showing.] | |
21 | Please, come visit my shop some time! | |
22 | I need customers! (Quiet, p. much how you did it last time) | |
23 | I need customers! (Loud, choking back tears) | |
24 | ||
25 | (Greeting the player) | |
26 | [Marked relief in all of this. In the later lines, he's sucking up to the player.] | |
27 | (First time) Huh, wow. Looks like all that yelling finally paid off. | |
28 | Wanna buy something, buddy? | |
29 | You know, by supporting my shop, you're putting food on the plate of an impoverished elf. That's a good deed. | |
30 | Hey, friend, what can I do for you? | |
31 | ||
32 | (Saying goodbye to the player) | |
33 | [Here, the guy is hopeful as fuck. You've just bought something from him (maybe), and according to this guy's logic, why wouldn't you go out and | |
34 | ||
35 | tell everyone about his shop?] | |
36 | Please, come again some time soon! | |
37 | Please, tell your friends about my shop! | |
38 | Please, tell your friends about my plight! | |
39 | ||
40 | ('What have you got for sale?') | |
41 | (First couple of times:) | |
42 | ||
43 | You mean you're going to buy something? From my shop? After all the- yeah, I'm gonna stop talking. | |
44 | I- wow, this is a shock, even from you. | |
45 | ||
46 | (Further times:) | |
47 | [This guy is starting to love the player, or at least the player's gold. He'll be cheerful as fuck whenever this topic is brought up.] | |
48 | ||
49 | Take a look, friend! | |
50 | Oh, all sorts of stuff for you! | |
51 | ||
52 | (Hawking his wares) | |
53 | ||
54 | [Note: Every last one of these has to be forced as fuck, and as awkward as humanly possible. Keep in mind that all of the enthusiasm here is an | |
55 | ||
56 | act, and a very poor one at that.] | |
57 | ||
58 | Flamin' swords! Get your FLAMIN' SWORDS here! Get them hot off the table! | |
59 | - | By the Eight! If only I could shout like that, huh? [Softly talking to himself] Just think of the drakes I'd earn... |
59 | + | |
60 | - | [Mumbling] Lucky son of a bitch... |
60 | + | |
61 | Hey, you! Ditch that dodgy old sword and pick up one that's hotter than Oblivion itself! | |
62 | Sick of all those boring old 'normal' enchantments? Try one my innovative creations, like the amazing Hat of Crippling Fear! | |
63 | Make sure to shop here! Get amazing magical supplies and feed a starving bosmer in the process! | |
64 | Try an incredible Bosmeri invention, like Aengoth's Amulet of Yelling, guaranteed to amplify your voice and help with any confidence issues! | |
65 | ||
66 | (Witnesses the player shouting) | |
67 | ||
68 | By the Eight! If only I could shout like that, huh? [Softly talking to himself, wistful as fuck] Just think of the drakes I'd earn... | |
69 | [Mumbling, disdainful] Lucky son of a bitch... | |
70 | - | Hey, look at those guys fighting. You know what a fighter like one of those guys could do with? Enchanted equipment. |
70 | + | |
71 | (Spot a corpse) | |
72 | ||
73 | By the gods, one of my ([hushed] potential) customers is dead! | |
74 | [Forced, yelling/hawking] Take it from me folks! This guy did not have enchanted equipment! | |
75 | ||
76 | (Observing combat/Witnessing an assault) | |
77 | ||
78 | Guards, help! My ([hushed] potential) customers are killing each other! | |
79 | [Wink wink, nudge nudge.] Hey, look at those guys fighting. You know what a fighter like one of those guys could do with? Enchanted equipment. | |
80 | - | You were my customer! How could you do this!? |
80 | + | |
81 | (Player tresspassing) | |
82 | [Stepping on eggshells around the player. Doing his best to get him to leave without pissing him off.] | |
83 | ||
84 | - | B-by the nine divines. Did I just do that? |
84 | + | |
85 | Don't worry, I'll make it up to you in discounts. It's just that right now, you've gotta go. | |
86 | ||
87 | (Taunting/combat dialogue) | |
88 | ||
89 | [Forced, obviously in distress]Give up, you can't beat someone with the power of enchanting on his side! | |
90 | [Think of that one scene where the protagonist gives off that sad as fuck 'I loved you, how could you do this!?' speech to the protagonist turned | |
91 | ||
92 | villain. Basically that.]You were my customer! How could you do this!? | |
93 | - | (First time) Watch it friend, few more hits like that and you'll be robbing this world of one of its precious few enchanters. |
93 | + | |
94 | (Blocked an attack) | |
95 | ||
96 | [Shocked relief] B-by the nine divines. Did I just do that? | |
97 | ||
98 | (Fleeing) | |
99 | ||
100 | No! I've got to much to offer this world! | |
101 | No! Who's going to enchant things if I die!? | |
102 | ||
103 | (Hit by friendly character) | |
104 | ||
105 | (First time) [Surprisingly aloff considering what's just happened to him] Watch it friend, few more hits like that and you'll be robbing this world | |
106 | ||
107 | of one of its precious few enchanters. | |
108 | (Second time) Agh! Damn that... doesn't hurt much? Still, cut it out. | |
109 | (Third time, final warning) [Gradually getting nervous as fuck] Woah woah woah, hit me twice, shame on you, but if you... you... I... | |
110 | (Final hit, starting combat [read: fleeing]) Friend, no! Please, no! | |
111 | ||
112 | (Hit in combat/while fleeing) | |
113 | ||
114 | Agh, my talents! | |
115 | No, no, no! | |
116 | ||
117 | - | Y'ffre, forgive me... |
117 | + | |
118 | ||
119 | You bastard! I gave away a week's worth of food for that! | |
120 | You son of a bitch! I had to get rid of my change of clothes for that! | |
121 | I spent my life savings on that, damn it! | |
122 | ||
123 | (Accepting yield) | |
124 | ||
125 | Oh, oh thank you. Mara, thank you for ending this. | |
126 | You-You're not going to kill me? | |
127 | ||
128 | (Bleeding out/dying) | |
129 | ||
130 | I-I'm... sorry... | |
131 | Y'ffre, forgive me... | |
132 | ||
133 | akSpeaker.ShowBarterMenu() |