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 >"Psst, Anon!"
 >You faintly hear through your dreams.
 >Those are some nice dreams.
 >Involving a lots of chocolate [spoiler]milk[/spoiler].
 "Mmmm five more minutes mom"
 >A sudden hoof to the elbow breaks all hope of continuing your slumber.
 >"Make haste now, there is no time for your chronic snoozing here."
 >You hear a familiar voice reprimanding you.
 >Oh Luna, once she had one of her ideas there was no stopping her.
 "And what is it this time, oh Princess of Nighttime Pranks?"
 >You say, slowly rising yourself to a sitting position.
 >It seems that your change of approach has been rewarded with a generous smile.
 >"Why our loyal subject, we have nothing else but another glorious mischief in mind."
 >Of course she does.
 >"And this time, the object of our endeavors will be nobody else, but the one you call..."
 >She paused and leaned closer to you, making you somewhat uncomfortable.
 >"Your "waifu".
 >Wait what?
 
 "Uhh.."
 >You only manage to mutter that much before you're interrupted.
 >"Stunned, are you not? We are not sure who will be pranked more, you or her."
 >She flutters her wings with anticipation.
 "But..."
 >"No butts! That may come later, we will see. For now we shall go, so get up already."
 >Not wanting to disobey royal orders you get up, even though alarm bells are ringing in your head.
 >"Splendid! Now do not move too much, for we will be flying tonight."
 >Oh great, you were always in two minds about doing that.
 >Celestia was able to gently warp you in her magic, and majestically glide through the skies.
 >And while Luna could do the same (and did on a few occasions), the pranking mood made her flight...
 >Rather jumpy, to say the least.
 >Any way, you let yourself be grabbed by sparkling blue mist, and get yanked behind the alicorn.
 >Once again you were soaring through the night sky, admiring glistering skies, pale moon, and [spoiler]Luna's posterior[/spoiler].
 >It would make for an absolutely lovely experience, if it wasn't for the fact that your chauffeur was currently doing a barrel roll.
 >You thank your foresight for not having a lavish dinner.
 >You've learned your lesson the first time Luna took you for a midnight stroll in the clouds.
 >It was a harsh one.
 >But now was not the time to get lost in the past, for there was an important issue that needed clarifying.
 "Umm, Luna?"
 
 >"Yes, our loyal subject?"
 >She says after breaking from last roll with laughter in her voice.
 "You said who we are going to prank, but I was still half-asleep, so could say it again?"
 >She giggles.
 >"Why none other than the mare closest to your hearth. Your beloved soul in this world. Your..."
 >Luna turns her head around and looks at you over her back.
 >"Waifu".
 >A sharp and sudden dive puts any chance of your response on hold.
 >It's probably for the best, as you needed to process the information you just received, since it didn't make any sense.
 >One thing was for sure though.
 >Twilight is going to get it this time.
 >You made it clear enough to her that no one was supposed to know.
 >You were not entirely sure what would happen if someone was to realize, but well...
 >Here you are, being dragged along by a Princess of the Night in a prank-frenzy, in something what feels like a 60 degrees dive.
 >And why?
 >All because certain purple-maned bookworm couldn't keep her muzzle shut.
 >You were clear enough that she is to tell nobody about what waifu means.
 >Or so you thought.
 >Whatever, you will deal with her later. Now you had a different issue at hand, and it did not involve her.
 >It involved a pony at the end of your current journey.
 
 >Suddenly, the dive ends in a smooth glide that casually levels the flight.
 >Luna then extends her wings fully and holds them there, slowing you both down.
 >You are glad she has decided to change her style of aviation, since coming to a stop abruptly would likely send you flying into her... rear area.
 >Usually you wouldn't mind, but the situation was rather unfitting for that.
 >You quickly realize where the night winds (and a Night Princess) have led you.
 >The Canterlot Castle.
 >Your fears have been confirmed.
 >Well some of them, others were dismissed.
 >Was this a positive balance?
 >Kind of. You now were not worried that you were transported to an alternate timeline, which you did not want at all.
 >Not since the last time it happened.
 >But the situation you were in was not anymore clearer.
 >In fact, as you are tugged along towards one of the higher towers, you can't help but to feel more and more confused.
 >Luna lands graciously on one of the balconies stretching out of the building, and softly puts you down alongside her, releasing the tether of her sparkling magic.
 >"Here we are Anon. The destination of our tonight's quest. Are you ready?"
 >She still had this joy in her voice, and smiling eyes.
 >You wish you could share that feeling, and simply respond - yes.
 >But you can't.
 >Because you were standing on the doorstep of [spoiler]Luna's Bedchamber[/spoiler].
 >In a situation where you shouldn't be standing here at all.
 
 >You look to your left, just to see one rather happy alicorn.
 >What the hell is going on here?
 "Luna...?"
 >"Yeees?"
 >She looks at you with a certain anticipation visible in her face.
 "This is your bedroom, right?"
 >"Of course it is, have you not seen it enough times to remember by now?"
 >She puts on an obviously fake look of a disappointed teacher.
 "So, you woke me up to do one of the usual prank, except this time on my... waifu?"
 >"That is correct dear subject."
 >Just like that she's back to her mischievous smile.
 "Which so happen to be... you?"
 >She scoffs after hearing that.
 >"Was that a question I heard in your voice, Anonymous? Have you got any doubts about that?"
 "No no, heavens no."
 >You quickly exclaim, trying to sound as reassuringly as you can.
 "It's just that... you have abducted me from my bedroom to prank... yourself?"
 >And while a "shit eating grin" is not a description fit for a princess' smile, it is the one that matches her the most right now.
 >"Why we have said that you will be probably pranked in equal or greater manner, did we not?"
 >She steps closer to you and boops you on the nose.
 >"And I dare you to claim that you haven't been by now."
 >You're not going to.
 "Oh. So the target of your tonight's mischief is... me?"
 >"Well, not exactly. You were, as it is, a secondary recipient in this artistic performance. But the main target still remains."
 >By now you have awoken enough to un-fuck your mind and go along with the show.
 "I see. So what shall we do to your victim, o Princess of Nightly Mischief?"
 >Luna grins at you, happy that you caught on to her scheme.
 >"Come along, and we shall present."
 >She then begun walking to her empty bedchamber before turning her head and saying
 >"But we've heard that she was quite lonely tonight, and that her favorite pranks involve snuggles and tickling."
 >You giggle and follow inside.
 "Your wish is my command Your Majesty."