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- >"Psst, Anon!"
- >You faintly hear through your dreams.
- >Those are some nice dreams.
- >Involving a lots of chocolate [spoiler]milk[/spoiler].
- "Mmmm five more minutes mom"
- >A sudden hoof to the elbow breaks all hope of continuing your slumber.
- >"Make haste now, there is no time for your chronic snoozing here."
- >You hear a familiar voice reprimanding you.
- >Oh Luna, once she had one of her ideas there was no stopping her.
- "And what is it this time, oh Princess of Nighttime Pranks?"
- >You say, slowly rising yourself to a sitting position.
- >It seems that your change of approach has been rewarded with a generous smile.
- >"Why our loyal subject, we have nothing else but another glorious mischief in mind."
- >Of course she does.
- >"And this time, the object of our endeavors will be nobody else, but the one you call..."
- >She paused and leaned closer to you, making you somewhat uncomfortable.
- >"Your "waifu".
- >Wait what?
- "Uhh.."
- >You only manage to mutter that much before you're interrupted.
- >"Stunned, are you not? We are not sure who will be pranked more, you or her."
- >She flutters her wings with anticipation.
- "But..."
- >"No butts! That may come later, we will see. For now we shall go, so get up already."
- >Not wanting to disobey royal orders you get up, even though alarm bells are ringing in your head.
- >"Splendid! Now do not move too much, for we will be flying tonight."
- >Oh great, you were always in two minds about doing that.
- >Celestia was able to gently warp you in her magic, and majestically glide through the skies.
- >And while Luna could do the same (and did on a few occasions), the pranking mood made her flight...
- >Rather jumpy, to say the least.
- >Any way, you let yourself be grabbed by sparkling blue mist, and get yanked behind the alicorn.
- >Once again you were soaring through the night sky, admiring glistering skies, pale moon, and [spoiler]Luna's posterior[/spoiler].
- >It would make for an absolutely lovely experience, if it wasn't for the fact that your chauffeur was currently doing a barrel roll.
- >You thank your foresight for not having a lavish dinner.
- >You've learned your lesson the first time Luna took you for a midnight stroll in the clouds.
- >It was a harsh one.
- >But now was not the time to get lost in the past, for there was an important issue that needed clarifying.
- "Umm, Luna?"
- >"Yes, our loyal subject?"
- >She says after breaking from last roll with laughter in her voice.
- "You said who we are going to prank, but I was still half-asleep, so could say it again?"
- >She giggles.
- >"Why none other than the mare closest to your hearth. Your beloved soul in this world. Your..."
- >Luna turns her head around and looks at you over her back.
- >"Waifu".
- >A sharp and sudden dive puts any chance of your response on hold.
- >It's probably for the best, as you needed to process the information you just received, since it didn't make any sense.
- >One thing was for sure though.
- >Twilight is going to get it this time.
- >You made it clear enough to her that no one was supposed to know.
- >You were not entirely sure what would happen if someone was to realize, but well...
- >Here you are, being dragged along by a Princess of the Night in a prank-frenzy, in something what feels like a 60 degrees dive.
- >And why?
- >All because certain purple-maned bookworm couldn't keep her muzzle shut.
- >You were clear enough that she is to tell nobody about what waifu means.
- >Or so you thought.
- >Whatever, you will deal with her later. Now you had a different issue at hand, and it did not involve her.
- >It involved a pony at the end of your current journey.
- >Suddenly, the dive ends in a smooth glide that casually levels the flight.
- >Luna then extends her wings fully and holds them there, slowing you both down.
- >You are glad she has decided to change her style of aviation, since coming to a stop abruptly would likely send you flying into her... rear area.
- >Usually you wouldn't mind, but the situation was rather unfitting for that.
- >You quickly realize where the night winds (and a Night Princess) have led you.
- >The Canterlot Castle.
- >Your fears have been confirmed.
- >Well some of them, others were dismissed.
- >Was this a positive balance?
- >Kind of. You now were not worried that you were transported to an alternate timeline, which you did not want at all.
- >Not since the last time it happened.
- >But the situation you were in was not anymore clearer.
- >In fact, as you are tugged along towards one of the higher towers, you can't help but to feel more and more confused.
- >Luna lands graciously on one of the balconies stretching out of the building, and softly puts you down alongside her, releasing the tether of her sparkling magic.
- >"Here we are Anon. The destination of our tonight's quest. Are you ready?"
- >She still had this joy in her voice, and smiling eyes.
- >You wish you could share that feeling, and simply respond - yes.
- >But you can't.
- >Because you were standing on the doorstep of [spoiler]Luna's Bedchamber[/spoiler].
- >In a situation where you shouldn't be standing here at all.
- >You look to your left, just to see one rather happy alicorn.
- >What the hell is going on here?
- "Luna...?"
- >"Yeees?"
- >She looks at you with a certain anticipation visible in her face.
- "This is your bedroom, right?"
- >"Of course it is, have you not seen it enough times to remember by now?"
- >She puts on an obviously fake look of a disappointed teacher.
- "So, you woke me up to do one of the usual prank, except this time on my... waifu?"
- >"That is correct dear subject."
- >Just like that she's back to her mischievous smile.
- "Which so happen to be... you?"
- >She scoffs after hearing that.
- >"Was that a question I heard in your voice, Anonymous? Have you got any doubts about that?"
- "No no, heavens no."
- >You quickly exclaim, trying to sound as reassuringly as you can.
- "It's just that... you have abducted me from my bedroom to prank... yourself?"
- >And while a "shit eating grin" is not a description fit for a princess' smile, it is the one that matches her the most right now.
- >"Why we have said that you will be probably pranked in equal or greater manner, did we not?"
- >She steps closer to you and boops you on the nose.
- >"And I dare you to claim that you haven't been by now."
- >You're not going to.
- "Oh. So the target of your tonight's mischief is... me?"
- >"Well, not exactly. You were, as it is, a secondary recipient in this artistic performance. But the main target still remains."
- >By now you have awoken enough to un-fuck your mind and go along with the show.
- "I see. So what shall we do to your victim, o Princess of Nightly Mischief?"
- >Luna grins at you, happy that you caught on to her scheme.
- >"Come along, and we shall present."
- >She then begun walking to her empty bedchamber before turning her head and saying
- >"But we've heard that she was quite lonely tonight, and that her favorite pranks involve snuggles and tickling."
- >You giggle and follow inside.
- "Your wish is my command Your Majesty."
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