Rings 2

"Corrupted Core, are you ready to start the procedure?"

"No! No no no no no no no."

"Replacement Core, are you ready to start the procedure?"

"My NAME is the Intelligence 'Inteligencia' Dampening Sphere, created on March 16th, 1982 Core Production Plant B19 and I'd THANK you for referring to me as such!"

"Interpreting vague answer as 'yes'."

"*SIGH*"

"Stalemate detected. Please press the Statement Resolution Button located in the Stalemate Resolution Annex."

You try to run to the button, and are quickly blocked by several panels rising from the floor which knock you backwards into the chamber.

"Not so fast! ...Think about this, this core doesn't even have a functioning data port, it's bent!"

"MY DUCK IS NOT BENT!!! ... Well, it is a little limp right now..."

"See? he's obviously not fit to be attached to this facility."

Disregarding the antagonizing voice, you manage to reach the button, and before you know it, the core transfer has been completed.

"Stalemate resolved."

"Owww, my axles! Now, my first official business as the new mayor for life of this facility is to rename it CWCville Science. No HOMOS allowed!"

You question the new mayor about escaping this place.

"HA! Why would you ever want to leave CWCville Science? It's perfect here, there are no homos, and all the defective turrets can live in the Soup Annex now!"

Despite telling him numerous times that you'd like to leave, as well as ignoring several passes for him to shove his data port into one of your orifices, he eventually gets enraged, and sends you to the bowels of the facility.