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I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO CORGI HELL- Harpy

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  1. The Dork Knight: THE PROLOGUE BEGINS
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: ITS CORGIS ALL THE WAY DOWN
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: "BLECH IS THIS BRONSON EXTRACT? THIS ISN'T WORTH IT"
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: sorry doggo, you got what you ordered
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: "you sure this isn't alcoholic?" i mean i didn't put karmo in it so yeah, someone's gotta drive these fookin corgis
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: "its like a fashion designer realizing he's been designing edible underwear"
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: UM
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: I"M SURE THIS MUCH ALCOHOL COULD MURDER A DOG BUT OKAY THEN LADY
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: ...
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: the dog is called Dragon Fucker.
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: Who the fuck names their dog Dragon Fucker.
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: ...the same guys behind dragon dildos
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: dude i got your shit out in record time
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: fuck you dog
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: Satan's Hellper is the best name i've seen so far
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: "THE BAR'S FAVORITE SWEETHEART IS HERE!"
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: dorothy has come to deliver us from dog hell..
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: don't fuckin hate on lilims
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: >charging extra for doggy style
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: oh my
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: THE SUFFERING BEGINS ANEW, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: DOROTHY SAVE US
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: i love you betty
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: also >wyrm frigger
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: Dragon Fucker's SFW cousin.
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: theres a fuckup right there. "THIS ISN'T RED" NO BECAUSE YOU'RE RED
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: REEEE
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: shoulda went with mercury blast tho
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: this just in: there's a racist dog
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: fuck u dog
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: "its fleas and ticks season."
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: a horror story in five words
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: TORTILLA POPE
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: didnt even order a bad touch
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: what a good dog
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: "whats the weirdest client"
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: "guy arguing with himself for 30 minutes"
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: "thats not weir-"
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: https://gyazo.com/f73b75171bb88e99c9ddd147f0b3ea60
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: i...
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: i have no words.
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: ...
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: don't trust shady mofos with enhancement
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: get a certified enhancement dealer
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: demand to see their certifications
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: hehehe
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: bad touch
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: doggo wants bad touch also WHY DID THEY NAME THEIR DOG ACCIDENT
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: BASTARDS
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: thank dog
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: dawn of the final day...
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: >shiba appreciation society
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: yis.
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: ...
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: betty, u card
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: "i thought you were against prosthetics"
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: "but i'm not against cute."
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: betty knows.
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: "anyone can make a chandelier out of their asses"
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: ...
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: your mom's weird, jill.
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: "poop-eater"
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: welp.
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: SOMEONE'S MALNOURISHED
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: >you have any pets?
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: "a cat named Fore"
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: if Fore does not make a cameo in RP i will shed a single tear
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: ...
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: that joke.
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: oh my god
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: 10/10
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: PUNS
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: "things started to get too... routine between me and gal"
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: maybe i missed something but that doesn't sound like a bad thing.
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: damn u game, let me read back
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: deal just wants to marry dog.
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: okay.
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: >ONE MORE CORGI
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: NOPE
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: DENIED
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: "we're not making as much money, so we're at risk of being wiped off the map."
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: j
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: th
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: that's one fucking helluva way to say "play our game already you fucko"
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: so i think i just fucked up once.
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: fuck u red drink dog, you're not welcome here
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: certainly an interesting gaggle of peeps tho
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: dorothy didn't deliver us from corgi hell tho.
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: plz
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